Hawaiian Havoc!
To Goofn1: Yeah, Lance can never really catch a break. BTW, who's your Jeff? You mention him quite a bit. Here's more insanity for you! Enjoy!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Scott's Barbra Streisand. For now. I don't know where I got the idea of Xavier doing disco. I just needed something insane. Hey, thanks for the ideas! I really appreciate them! Yeah, I wanted to see the adults hyped up on BA's coffee! We saw Hank once in RW's fics. And Scott and Zanya still have no luck. Heh heh. BTW, when does the new chapter of 'Karaoke Dance Party' come up? I want to read it!
To Red Witch: Wow. That's quite an undertaking, two 100-chapter fics at once. I'll see what I can do for General Scott Patton.
To Soulstress: Glad you liked the Disco Xavier! And yes, you can borrow anything from my fics.
To Metal Dragon1: When does the next chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" come up? I want to read it!
It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, chants, screams, and claps. Some hold up signs) AS part of our Dreadnok theme, we'll look at another member of the rogue biker gang. This time, we look at the chainsaw-wielding maniac of the bunch, Buzzer!
Buzzer
Real Name: Dick Blinken (Actually Richard Blinken-Smythe)
Function: Maniacal Chainsaw Wielder
Birthplace: Cambridge, England
Bio: Buzzer was actually born Richard Blinken-Smythe. Buzzer would grow up to be a sociology expert for Cambridge University, albeit he was thinking on the extreme left-wing. One time, he went to Australia to research biker gangs. Somehow, he got transformed into the very object he researched. Some say it had something to do with the fact that he was displeased with the two-faced nature of society.
His specialty is the usage of a diamond-toothed chainsaw. Before the West Coast Misfits recruited Rictor in Mexico, the mutant Dreadnok known as Virus gave him a new weapon: a wrist-mounted retractable chainsaw that has teeth made from a combination of diamond and the indestructible metal known as adamantium. The device is lightweight, so Buzzer can easily wield it.
Buzzer is one of the smarter members of the Dreadnoks, but his arrogance tends to get in the way.
Chapter 7: More Random Madness!
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(The streets of a Hawaiian town)
"I'm following the cops, Fox. Be ready to film anything." Lance ordered. He followed the cop car in a rental. Fox sat in the passenger seat, camcorder ready. Spyder sat in the back seat, drinking her juice.
"Who do you think Scott'll think he is next?" Spyder grinned.
"I don't know, shorty. Should be good, though." Lance replied.
"Uh oh." Fox blinked. "Here we go!"
"Whoa!" The three screamed as the car hit a pothole. The police car before them hit the pothole, and it caused both cars to jerk up and down. The cop car stopped suddenly.
"Fox! Camera! Now!" Lance ordered. Fox immediately put up the camera. Yelling was heard from within the car and so was roaring. The back door of the car flew off, like it was kicked off the hinges. Scott emerged from the van, and he looked different: He was clad only in a pair of tattered jeans. His skin was painted green, and he wore a green wig. Scott roared and ran away slowly, like a cheesy 70s show special effect.
"Fox, are you getting this?!" Lance laughed. "He thinks he's the Hulk!"
"That…could be bad." Spyder blinked. "Remember Lance, Hulk broke your arms." Lance started grumbling.
"I'll follow him and make sure he stays out of trouble." Fox followed Scott on foot.
"Hey wait for us!" Lance and Spyder ran after the Detroit native.
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(A café)
"Have you seen a gruff, grizzly-like man and an Asian woman with him?" Paul asked a couple, pointing at a photo of Logan and Jinx. The couple shook their head. "Thanks. Sorry to bother you." Paul returned to a café. There, he went to a table that Storm, Rogue, John, and Pietro sat at. "I asked for an hour. No one has seen 'em."
"You know what, mate?" John cackled. "Too bad you and I are the only males in this group."
"Hey!" Pietro exclaimed. "I'm a male?"
"You sure about that?" John grinned.
"You're asking for a high-speed beatdown, psycho!" Pietro snapped.
"And you're askin to be set on fire!" John snapped back, turning his lighter on. John gasped and squeaked when Storm took his lighter. "My Sheila! You cruel woman…my Sheila…"
"I'll give you back your lighter later." Storm sighed. This guy is a kook! No wonder the Acolytes kicked him out!
"It's alright, sugah." Rogue reassured Paul. "You did your best."
"Thanks, Rogue. When the adults separated, we knew we were in trouble." Paul sighed. Meanwhile, Storm was trying to hold back Pyro.
"Gimme my lighter! Gimme my lighter! Gimme my liiiiiiighterrrrrrrrrr!" John begged.
"Get off me!" Ororo exclaimed.
"I'll go inside and get us some drinks. It's hot out here." Paul chuckled. "About as hot as back home in LA." Paul entered the café and inside, he heard giggling coming from the coatroom. A confused Paul crept carefully in. He heard giggling coming from behind a door. Paul quietly crept up to the door and peeked in. "Yipe!" Paul ran out of there and found the others.
"What's wrong, sugah?" Rogue asked.
"You guys, I think I found Logan and Jinx." Paul gulped.
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(The beach)
"It feels good to be on dry land again." Amara said to Craig. She was feeling a lot better, but she still was a little weak, so Craig had to watch over her.
"Yeah, whatever." Craig replied. He started doodling on the sand with a stick.
"Your brother's gift helped a lot." Amara grinned. "His pot of soil made the trip a little easier."
"I'll tell him that." Craig replied simply. "You know, I had better things to do before your adult caretakers got hopped up on coffee."
"That's Foxfire's fault." Amara groaned. "Besides, your Joe caretakers are also running around hyper."
"Yeah, yeah." Craig grumbled. Jamie ran up to the two mutants.
"Craig! Craig! Guess what! I have incredible news!" While Jamie told Craig his news, Zanya was hiding behind a sandcastle, rigging a bomb.
"All I got to do is get this under that Magma witch, and POW!! One less obstacle between me and Starchild!" Zanya set a timer on it for ten seconds. "There we go…" She got ready to slide the bomb over to the mutants. Until a certain large Scotsman accidentally stepped on the sandcastle, covering her in sand. "Hey!"
"Outta mah way!" Fat Bastard yelled.
"You got sand all over me!" Zanya screeched.
"What in the world?" Craig watched alongside Amara and Jamie. Zanya and Fat Bastard continued arguing until Zanya heard beeping.
"Oh no…" KABOOM!!!!!!!! "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zanya was sent flying.
"Man, she's one weird Dreadnok." Jamie shook his head. "Are you sure she's Zartan's kid?"
"Maybe she was adopted." Craig shrugged.
Well, looks like the insanity will continue! What madness will happen next? What else are the adults doing? What scheme will Zanya try next to take out the X-Girls? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!