Hawaiian Havoc!

To Wizard1: When are going to put up the new chapter of 'Karaoke Dance Party'? I want to read it! I can't wait for more!

To Goofn1: Yeah, I have a feeling Lance is going to hold a lot of power over Scott thanks to the footage Fox is getting. I don't know if I'll be able to do anything with Jean. Here's more madness for you! Oh, and what does JD mean?

To Red Witch: Glad you liked it! Here's more Zanya torture and insane authority figures for you! Enjoy!

To Metal Dragon1: How did Fat Bastard get to Hawaii from Malibu? Well, it's safe to say that Dr. Evil may have a teleporter on him. The guy does have a time machine after all. Glad you liked the info I gave you and too bad you can't post another chapter till after the tenth.

It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs.) Keeping up our Dreadnok theme, we're looking at the last of the original three Dreadnoks, Ripper!

Ripper

Real Name: Harry Nod (A/N: Are there real names like this in Australia?)

Function: Dreadnok Warrior

Birthplace: Grim Cape, Tasmania

Bio: Tasmania is home to many devils, and Ripper is the worst out of all of them. As a child, he was expelled from nursery school for extorting candy from his schoolmates.

He spent most of his teenage and adult life in jail. He's motivated by greed and a hatred for society, the perfect Dreadnok.

His preferred weapon is anything with a sharp edge or a blade. His main weapon originally was a bayonet on the end of a rifle. When the Dreadnoks pursued the West Coast Misfit known as Rictor, the insane Dreadnok known as Virus gave him a wrist-mounted retractable energy-charged blade that Ripper can use as a sword, axe, or can opener.

Chapter 8: Even More Random Madness!

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(The streets of town)

KLUNK!!!

"Hurry! He went this way!" Fox, Spyder, and Lance raced down the street, Fox had his camera up. Scott grunted as he got to his feet. He was clad in a brown suit with a cape, a deerstalker hat, and he had a pipe in his mouth. He held a magnifying glass.

"Oh, now this is rich!" Spyder chuckled as Lance helped a snickering Scott up.

"You okay, Holmes?" Lance asked in mock concern.

"Of course I am alright. Many thanks, Constable." Scott replied in an English accent.

"Hey, where's Watson, Sheer Luck?" Fox chuckled.

"I was searching for my friend. He went out to get more magnifying glass cleaner and never returned. I may require your help to find him." Scott responded.

"Please tell us you got spare batteries and memory cards, Fox." Spyder whispered.

"Yeah, don't worry about it." Fox grinned.

"Let's humor him." Lance whispered. "We can never have too much blackmail material."

"Right." Fox and Spyder nodded.

"What do you plan to make him do?" Spyder asked Fox.

"Dance like a crazy man in the middle of Bayville High." Fox smirked.

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(The beach)

Tabitha Smith laid on the beach, getting herself a tan.

"Ahhhhh…hey Frog-Boy." Tabby waved as Todd, Althea, and Mr. Redford walked by. "Who's the old guy?"

"The man we have to protect." Al replied.

"Yeah, yo. His vehicle design business has been targeted by Cobra." Todd added.

"They wanted me to design some new vehicles for Cobra." The rich playboy replied with a bored sigh. "I'm not really into creating new military vehicles. There's not much of a chance to put any real art into it."

"You'd be surprised how much creative freedom GI Joe would give you." Tabby chuckled. "I remember one time Paul told me a story of a Joe battle on Flag Day. The Joe tanks rolled in, all painted red, white, and blue!" Tabby laughed. "And their turrets were modified so the barrels were star-shaped! And they still worked! Not to mention Cobra got beaten extra-hard that day." Redford raised an amused eyebrow.

"Wow."

"No kidding." Tabby added. "It really happened. It was during the 'Pre-Misfit' era." Tabby replied. 'Pre-Misfit' referred to the time in Joe history before Roadblock found Toad. Meanwhile, Zanya was at it again.

"Okay…all done." Zanya wiped some sweat off her brow. "Now with this bomb/RC truck, I can not only take out one of those wenches that try to steal my man, but I can complete my mission and eliminate two of the Misfits! And not just any Misfits, the first two members. Oh, I will get paid for this!" Zanya giggled gleefully as she used a remote to drive the truck towards the small group. She armed the small bomb, but unfortunately for Zanya, it fizzled when it neared Tabby. None of the talking people noticed it. "Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Zanya groaned.

"Hey, what's this?" Tabby picked up the truck.

"BOMB!!" Todd grabbed the truck and pitched it away. The dud bomb truck hit Zanya, whom Todd had no idea was there.

"C'mon Toddles, let's get some ice cream." Althea said. "Tabby, watch over him. Cobra may try to take him out."

"Yeah, yeah." Tabby waved nonchalantly as she laid back down. Todd and Althea went to get some ice cream. Mr. Redford just stood there blinking.

"So…" He said in an attempt to make small talk with the teenage mutant. "You a Misfit, too."

"Nah. Not a member, but some say I think like one." Tabby shrugged. Suddenly…

KABOOM!!!!

"YEOW!!!!!!" Zanya screamed.

"You hear something?" Tabby asked. Redford shrugged.

"Not really." He replied.

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(A park in town)

"Crikey, mate…" Recondo mumbled to himself in an Australian accent as he crawled around in a park. Kurt, Lila, and Jamie were following him.

"He thinks he's the Crocodile Hunter. Wonderful." Jamie grumbled.

"I could be with my Sammy right now. I could be out having a romantic moment in the Hawaiian sunset with him, but nooooooooooo…" Lila grumbled. "I have to be out here making sure my adopted dad tries not to hurt himself thanks to the fact he's under a coffee-created delusion!"

"Huh?" Kurt blinked.

"I've noticed, Lila. You've never told me about your real family. Not anyone." Jamie blinked.

"Nobody would believe me." Lila shrugged. "Let's just say that if I ever see my real parents again, I owe 'em both a punch in the mouth."

"I'm surprised that Recondo didn't drag Cover Girl with him and make her think she was Terri Irwin." Jamie chuckled. The three saw Recondo crawl on his stomach towards a statue of a crocodile, mumbling in an Australian accent about how he was going to wrestle it to the ground like there was a camera nearby.

"Should ve try to stop him?" Kurt asked.

"No, then he'll think we're crocodiles." Lila replied. Jamie had come prepared. He loaded an old-fashioned blowdart.

"Watch a master, gentlemen. And lady." Jamie grinned. With a PTUI, Jamie fired the blowdart and it hit Recondo in the neck. "That is how you deal with a coffee-crazed Joe, folks." Kurt and Lila clapped and Jamie took a bow as Recondo fell asleep.

Well, it looks like the insanity is just going to go on and on and on! What madness will happen next? Will the kids be able to corral the crazed adults? Will Zanya reach her goals? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!