Hawaiian Havoc!

To Raliena: Glad you liked the whole thing with Jamie. Here's more insanity for you! Enjoy!

To Red Witch: Read the new chapter of SOD and loved it! Oh yeah, and what did you mean with that Wild Thing thing in reference to X23's uniform in your review of the last chapter of "Mad Malibu Summer"? I hope to get more Zanya torture in for you! Enjoy the new chapter!

To Haretrigger: I have no clue where Jamie learned to use a blowdart. Well, Fox is only doing it to humor Scott. And yes, Steve Irwin has a death wish in my honest opinion. BTW, I can't find "Thesis of a Black-Winged Angel". Do you know where it is?

To Wizard1: Where's the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party"? I can't wait for it! Please put it up!

To Metal Dragon1: Hey MD1! I hope you got my e-mail with another idea I had for you. I recommend "Heavy Metal Pinball" as the name. I myself actually had an idea for a Kid Razor attack like that myself. I can imagine Razor not wanting to use that move much, considering that it sounds kind of unpredictable and if Razor were to use it, he'd make sure he was in a room or some closed space. BTW, I also got the last chapter of "Mad Malibu Summer" up! Please read it!

It's Profile Time Again! This time, we continue our Dreadnok theme by covering another Dreadnok with a big chip on his shoulder against society: Monkeywrench!

Monkeywrench

Real Name: Bill Winkie (A/N: No wonder this guy became a Dreadnok! Could you imagine the jokes this guy suffered through as a kid?)

Function: Dreadnok Explosives Ordinance

Birthplace: Rhyl, North Wales

Bio: Monkeywrench was born on a special day in British history. He was born on Guy Fawkes Day. In England, that day celebrated the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot to blow up Parliament, the main governing body of Britain. Guy Fawkes, the mastermind of the plot, was hanged. On this day, effigies of him are hanged among fireworks. This probably helps explain why Monkeywrench likes loud noises and explosions.

At a young age, Monkeywrench took up an interest in explosives and starting building them. He sold his services to a rather obscure group of terrorists. By the age of 16, Monkeywrench became a pariah in his own hometown. So he wandered to the East End of London, where he took part in a "new wave" movement, where he achieved levels of rudeness and bad attitude unheard of in the western hemisphere. He joined the Dreadnoks when he wandered to Australia, being brought to America later on after Zartan brought Buzzer, Ripper, and Torch to Cobra.

Note: Monkeywrench's favorite songs are "The 1812 Overture", "The Anvil Chorus", and "Wipeout".

Chapter 9: Yet More Malibu Madness!

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(In Town)

"Scott hit his head again!" Fox yelled. Lance and Spyder rounded a corner and helped Scott up. He was now clad in a turquoise t-shirt, white slacks, white business jacket with scrunched sleeves, and shoes with no socks.

"Oh man! Talk about your flashbacks!" Fox laughed. "Sonny Crockett. Who would've thought?"

"We got a runner!" Scott pointed at a jogger. "You guys call Tubbs! Tell him I think I've found the guy who murdered that rock star with the mascara!" Scott chased after the freaked-out jogger. "Miami PD! Hold it, pal!"

"C'mon guys, let's rescue the jogger." Lance said. The three chased after Scott. "Fox, you had better be filming this!"

"I got it! I got it! Relax!" Fox exclaimed.

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(The Beach)

"What's wrong, Peter?" Roberto DaCosta asked Peter Rasputin. The Russian mutant was pounding a palm tree like a punching bag.

"I hate the Starrs, I hate the Starrs, I hate the Starrs, I hate them I hate them I HATE THEM!!!!" Peter snapped.

"Let me guess, Kitty's in the mood for a little Starr-gazing?" Roberto joked.

"That and the fact that I just found out from S'ym that my little sister is now making cow eyes at that punk feral Wildstar! I HATE THAT FAMILY!!! I WANT THEM TO ROT!!!" Peter screamed.

"Those Starrs. They really know how to work the charms." Roberto chuckled. Kitty ran up to the two.

"Get Jesse. I found Warren and Beast." Kitty panted. Roberto ran to get Jesse.

"Let me guess." Peter said. "They are Scotsmen."

"Not…exactly." Kitty replied. Roberto and Jesse arrived. "You guys have got to see this." Kitty led the three boys to the street. They saw Warren and Beast dressed up as Laurel and Hardy, standing in front of a building.

"Warren, that's another fine mess you gotten us into!" Hank snapped.

"I'm sorry, Henry." Warren looked like he was about to cry. "I didn't mean for everything to get so screwed up and mmmmmeee uhhhhhhhh…" Warren whimpered like Stan Laurel did in the 30s and 40s films. A crowd had gathered and were enjoying the show, as indicated by their clapping and putting change into a hat sitting in front of them.

"Holy comedy duos, man!" Roberto exclaimed.

"Uhm, you okay Sunspot?" Jesse blinked.

"Uh yeah, why?" The Brazilian youth looked at Peter, Kitty, and Jesse, who all looked at him strangely. "WHAT?!" Meanwhile, on top of the building, Zanya stared down at Kitty Pryde.

"Okay you Chi-town witch, you think you're so cool, chasing after my beloved Starchild, huh? Well, I got something very special cooked up for you." Zanya put a metal gauntlet covered in spikes over her hand, then fired a line to a palm tree. Zanya tugged the line, then started to swing down towards Kitty.

"Hey, like, a quarter!" Kitty bent down to pick up the quarter. A screaming Zanya swung right above her, past a puzzled-looking Roberto, Jesse, and Peter.

"Is that normal?" Jesse pointed. Peter nodded.

"For us, yes it is."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOF!!!!" Zanya screamed as she careened and slammed into the tree. She groaned as she slid down the tree out of sight. Kitty looked up, confused.

"Like, what the heck was that?" Kitty asked. Jesse, Roberto, and Peter blinked and shrugged their shoulders.

"Mommy, can we get some ice cream now?" Zanya moaned.

"C'mon Stan and Oliver, you boys are due for another performance!" Peter called.

"You hear that, Stanley! We got ourselves a real job!" Hank said excitedly. "Now try not to mess this one up, Stanley."

"Let's go!" Roberto and Jesse grabbed the mutant comedy duo.

Well, looks like somebody's going to get into BIG trouble for this? What insanity will happen next? Who will Scott think he is next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!