Ask A.N.O.T.H.E.R
BRi and Shanna
Chapter 3: More Advice
Another week had passed before Brent snuck into the boy's dorm again with Lily and Calista. She laid down seven peices of paper and smiled widely. "At least the word is getting spread!" she said. "We've got one more than last time." She then took out a copy of the first and looked at Sirius. "Siri, baby," licked licked her lips before biting the lower one. "You HAVE to answer advice asked from you, even if it is from... Severus..." she muttered.
Sirius smirked and shrugged, "his momma nevah loved him." Lily and Calista exchanged confused glances as the boys cracked up laughing.
"I mean it mister, you have to answer the question asked you," she said. Everyone nodded and she sighed, going to sit next to Sirius on his bed. "Alright, pick a paper and go for it." Sirius got up and grabbed a paper, while Brent waited until there was only one page left. She picked it up and took out a peice of parchment for herself, scribbling an answer.
The answers were posted the next day.
Dear ANOTHER,
Let's say there is this guy that is so annoying but you like him and he is mean to you what kind of prank should you pull on him?
Confussed and Mad
Dear Confussed and Mad,
Um, first of all, why do you like this guy? I mean, he's obviously a jerk if he's "so annoying." Secondly, the prank, if you really do like the guy, then do the damsal in ditress thing and see if he rescues you. Buy Zonko's Invisable Joke Powder, makes inorganic things invisable, spread it on the floor of an empty classroom, except for a patch of ground. It'll look like you ran in and the floor collasped around you. If he tried to save you, he's worth the effort. But if he reads this, you may want to get a different idea.
Alyce
Dear A.N.O.T.H.E.R.
A certain Slytherin (stupid slimy git, he is too) and I have been fighting for ages, but he's completely humiliated me. He put Love potion in my Pumpkin juice so that I'd fall for Malfoy. MALFOY! How the devil am I supposed to top that!?
- An irate Ravenclaw
Dear Irate Ravenclaw,
Why in the world would you trust Snivellus around your food? I'm sorry, but you are WAY too stupid to answer this question, I hand it to Alyce. (Travis) Sorry, Ravenclaw, anyway, go for revenge the old fashioned way, repeating the prank. But as Love Potions are indeed ILLEGAL (note to self: tell McGonagoll about this) make it sneaky, and make him fall for a really wierd, really ugly girl... like Bellatrix.
Alyce.
Dear ANOTHER,
I am really shy and lately Lucius Malfoy has taken to poking fun during lunchtimes. I would like to do something about it, but for me it's not as easy as it is for the Marauders. Help me, please.
The Scared Gryffindor
Dear Scared Gryfinndor,
-sigh- Lucius Malfoy, as a student teacher, should not be "poking fun" at anyone, tell a teacher. Not Bell. Bell is evil. Bell is the very essence of all evil. Tell Finch. She's Dumbledore's pet. She'll get Loo-loo in deep crap.
Hilda
Dear A.N.O.T.H.E.R.,
Last week I woke up with my entire dorm COVERED in spiders and my floor had paw prints all over it. When I looked up at my ceiling it had a big 'M' on it. I want to know who did this to my dorm! So can you help me figure it out?
Annoyed Gryffindor
Dear Annoyed Gryfinndor,
Hmmmmmm.... paw prints, spiders and an M. Who would do something like that? In fact, who wouldn't notice the glue on the floor? Or the feathers on the fan? Maybe the strings all over each of the girls bunks? Huh, who could it have been?
Oliver
Dear ANOTHER,
I like a guy who doesn't like me back. I keep dropping hints but he never seems to notice. He really turns me on but we are really good friends, it is just that I am obviously really frustrated that he is so blind. What should I do to get him to notice me more?
Sincerely,
Disgruntled Gryffindor
Dear Disgruntled Gryfinndor,
Play hard to get. Ignore him a lot. Do stuff with other guys. Go out with all your girl friends and have a good time at Hogsmeade with out, while he's watching. Don't look at him though, that creates tension, and he'll know.
Notus
Dear ANOTHER,
I tried to make fun of Professor Finch's accent in class the other day, kind of how that one Gryfinndor did in our first year, Brent Stafford, but since Lucius Malfoy is helping to student teach that class, he gave me a detention and took away fifty house points. What should I do to get him back?
Pissed Off Hufflepuff
Dear Pissed Hufflepuff,
I'm sorry that you got caught. It takes a special person to make fun of teachers, and Brent is indeed that "special" person, if that's what you'd like to call her... others call her ballistic, wierd, crazy, psychotic.... anyway, Lucius Malfoy will be dealt with, believe me, if the grand "Purveyors of Magical Mischeif" are out there reading this, surely they will come to your aide.
Ronald
Dear ANOTHER,
I'm concerned about Remus Lupin. He has to go visit his grandmother every month, and each time he comes back he looks extremely worn out and exhausted. I feel so bad for him, and I'm afraid his grandma might be beating him. PLEASE find out what's going on and get back to me.
Worried Gryff
Dear Worried Gryff,
Don't worry. He's in safe hands.
Elisha
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BRi