Hey- I was getting bored with the Draco/Hermione gig- don't get me wrong-
it's a good story. I wanted to write something funny- so here's a story for
you to laugh about.
Well, I hope you laugh. It would be cool. Yeah.
Why wouldn't you laugh? This is humor. You see? DUH!
Oh no- don't cry- I just wanted to be funny. Now I'm crying, thanks a lot.
Just so you know, it was written by my brother and I, and it has references to all sorts of movies- About a Boy, X-Men, The Master of Disguise, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, my cousin........ and sooo much more........ it'll be weird........ yay!
Chapter 1- Fred and George Die
Just kidding.
Or am I?
I dunno what to do. I dunno what to do. I dunno what to do. (Master of Disguise) Oh yeah! On with the fic!
HOHKAY! Pinapples, pimples, germs, fasten your seat belts, here's a thrill of a........ er........ a few minutes.
Here we go.
Chapter 1- The Train Ride
"STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!" (UHF- starring "Weird Al" Yankovic) Mrs. Weasley roared. "GET ON THE TRAIN NOW!" She rubbed her arm. Goodness, dealing with twin pranksters sure did give you a toothache.
"Did you hear something George?" asked Fred.
"I smell cheese," cried George. (Shrek)
"Liverwurst?" asked Fred.
"Yes," George replied.
"Nasty sort," they chorused. They both glanced at their mother. She screamed and her head exploded. Potatoes flew everywhere.
"Ah, well, she had that coming," cried Joseph.
Fred and George boarded the train and did an Irish jig. The train left the station and Fred and George decided to create some fun. However, everyone was eating burritos. Who can create fun when everyone is eating burritos?
"This is going to be unfortunately unpleasant," moaned the cart lady.
"No!" Stan, the Knight Bus driver cried. "This is gonna be good, I can tell!" (Finding Nemo)
Harry, Ron, and Hermione showed up. Draco Malfoy suddenly showed up, too.
"Hey, Draco, my main man, guess what I got?!" yelled Ron.
"What, dawg?" Draco screamed. "And uh, dog," (Scooby Doo) he added after seeing Sirius, who looked seriously serious. Seriously. Foo.
"I got a turtle that looks just like Harry! Come see!" Ron laughed. (A/N if you don't get this, there is a picture of Daniel Radcliffe from the start of his career where he looks like a turtle. Seriously.)
"DUDE! THAT'S SWEET!" Draco jumped with glee.
"Totally!" cried Joseph. (Finding Nemo)
Harry cried and ran away. Everyone laughed.
Back to the burritos.
Everyone had burritos except Fred and George. They were sad, but they didn't cry like Harry. Instead, they.........
"ACCIO BURRITOS!" they cried. Two burritos flew their way. They were just about to eat them when the train jolted to a stop.
Clowns pushed their way in and pulled out rubber chickens.
"No! OUR RIVALS!" Fred and George shouted.
"Who is it?" Everyone asked.
"The Demented," F&G whispered.
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
Whaddya think? REVIEW PLEASE! Danka shoean. Or however you spell it.
Well, I hope you laugh. It would be cool. Yeah.
Why wouldn't you laugh? This is humor. You see? DUH!
Oh no- don't cry- I just wanted to be funny. Now I'm crying, thanks a lot.
Just so you know, it was written by my brother and I, and it has references to all sorts of movies- About a Boy, X-Men, The Master of Disguise, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, my cousin........ and sooo much more........ it'll be weird........ yay!
Chapter 1- Fred and George Die
Just kidding.
Or am I?
I dunno what to do. I dunno what to do. I dunno what to do. (Master of Disguise) Oh yeah! On with the fic!
HOHKAY! Pinapples, pimples, germs, fasten your seat belts, here's a thrill of a........ er........ a few minutes.
Here we go.
Chapter 1- The Train Ride
"STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!" (UHF- starring "Weird Al" Yankovic) Mrs. Weasley roared. "GET ON THE TRAIN NOW!" She rubbed her arm. Goodness, dealing with twin pranksters sure did give you a toothache.
"Did you hear something George?" asked Fred.
"I smell cheese," cried George. (Shrek)
"Liverwurst?" asked Fred.
"Yes," George replied.
"Nasty sort," they chorused. They both glanced at their mother. She screamed and her head exploded. Potatoes flew everywhere.
"Ah, well, she had that coming," cried Joseph.
Fred and George boarded the train and did an Irish jig. The train left the station and Fred and George decided to create some fun. However, everyone was eating burritos. Who can create fun when everyone is eating burritos?
"This is going to be unfortunately unpleasant," moaned the cart lady.
"No!" Stan, the Knight Bus driver cried. "This is gonna be good, I can tell!" (Finding Nemo)
Harry, Ron, and Hermione showed up. Draco Malfoy suddenly showed up, too.
"Hey, Draco, my main man, guess what I got?!" yelled Ron.
"What, dawg?" Draco screamed. "And uh, dog," (Scooby Doo) he added after seeing Sirius, who looked seriously serious. Seriously. Foo.
"I got a turtle that looks just like Harry! Come see!" Ron laughed. (A/N if you don't get this, there is a picture of Daniel Radcliffe from the start of his career where he looks like a turtle. Seriously.)
"DUDE! THAT'S SWEET!" Draco jumped with glee.
"Totally!" cried Joseph. (Finding Nemo)
Harry cried and ran away. Everyone laughed.
Back to the burritos.
Everyone had burritos except Fred and George. They were sad, but they didn't cry like Harry. Instead, they.........
"ACCIO BURRITOS!" they cried. Two burritos flew their way. They were just about to eat them when the train jolted to a stop.
Clowns pushed their way in and pulled out rubber chickens.
"No! OUR RIVALS!" Fred and George shouted.
"Who is it?" Everyone asked.
"The Demented," F&G whispered.
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
Whaddya think? REVIEW PLEASE! Danka shoean. Or however you spell it.