Hawaiian Havoc!

To c-wolf: Hey! Haven't heard from you in a while! Nice to see a review from you again! Anyway, thanks for the suggestions. Hope you keep on reading and reviewing.

To Haretrigger: Thanks for the suggestions! And I read "Thesis of a Black-Winged Angel". Sounds promising, and it sounds like an interesting fic. Oh, and here's a tip for the waitress (Holds out some money)

To Red Witch: Glad you liked the Miami Vice reference. It was the only thing I could come up with at the time. So that's why you mentioned a Wild Thing comic. Huh, A daughter of Wolverine with Elektra for a mother. Heh, sounds like I may need to pick it up. Have fun in Maine! Can't wait for more chapters of "Sleepover Of Doom"!!

To Sparky Genocide: I'm glad you liked the whole Beast and Angel playing Laurel and Hardy bit. Scott as Curly, huh? Hmm…

To Raliena: Thanks for the suggestion! Keep reading and reviewing!

To Aaron: Yeah, the Misfits have enough tapes for years thanks to Fox's camerawork and Scott's multiple famous personalities. Hmm, a Starr sister, eh? Well, e-mail me more info. You piqued my interest. Hope you keep reading and reviewing, man!

It's Profile Time again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs) This time, we continue on our Dreadnok theme by taking a look at the leader of the Dreadnoks himself, Zartan!

Zartan

Real Name: Unknown

Function: Dreadnok Leader, Master of Disguise

Birthplace: Unknown (Possibly Europe or Australia)

Bio: Not much is known about the early life of Zartan. Many security agencies agree that he got his training in St. Cyr, but nothing is known about how he came to lead the Dreadnok biker gang.

Zartan is a confirmed X-Positive. He is a mutant who has the power to alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment. His mutation may also be responsible for the black markings on his face.

Zartan is a master of disguise as well as make-up. He uses a combination of hypnosis and holography to change his appearance. He also is an expert ventriloquist, a linguist (Over 20 languages and dialects), an acrobat-contortionist, as well as a practitioner of several mystic martial arts.

Zartan's extremely smart and cunning, matched only by his sister Zarana. However, his plans often get botched up because of the fact that except for himself, his younger twin siblings Zarana and Zandar, and his daughter Zanya, none of the Dreadnoks are too bright. He's not too fond of Cobra's high command, only staying along for the money.

He had a brief liaison with the mutant shapeshifter Mystique, but that ended because they kept backstabbing each other.

Chapter 10: A Very Special Guest Appearance!

The beach in Hawaii

"I hate the beach." A gravelly New York-accented voice grumbled. The source was a man-monster: A big bald man with skin that appeared to be made of orange rocks. He was clad in a pair of blue trunks and sunglasses, and laying on the beach. He was once a test pilot named Ben Grimm, but a fateful encounter with cosmic rays turned him into the Ever-Lovin', Blue-Eyed Thing.

"You hate everything, Ben." A 19 or 20-year-old blond man replied, standing nearby. The blond man was named Johnny Storm. He was in space with Ben during a cosmic ray storm. Whereas Ben was transformed into an orange rock-skinned monster, Johnny gained the ability to sheath his body in fiery plasma, and he became the Human Torch.

"Whatever you say, Torchie. Where's Stretcho and Suzie?"

"Sue's with Franklin and Val." Johnny replied. Nearby, Sue Storm, known as the Invisible Woman, was playing with a baby blonde girl in the shade of an umbrella. Sue appeared to be a few years older than Johnny. "And Reed's observing the ocean currents." A man with short brown hair with graying temples was standing at the shore with some odd-looking machines. He was Reed Richards, aka Mr. Fantastic, the world's foremost scientific expert, a man who made regular contact with aliens and invented many fantastic devices. In the same cosmic ray storm that made Ben into the thing, Johnny and Sue Storm into the Human Torch and Invisible Woman, Reed was gifted with fantastic stretching powers as well as the ability to mold himself into various shapes. They were the Fantastic Four, the First Family of Superheroes.

"I'd bet Stretcho has some goofy theory about the tides influencing human behavior or some garbage like that." The Thing rolled his blue eyes.

"What was that, Ben?" Reed asked. He stretched out his ear to Ben. The New Yorker groaned.

"I was just jokin', Stretcho."

"Actually, that sounds like an interesting theory." Reed chuckled.

"D'oh!" Ben hit his forehead with his palm. He then noticed something run by. "What the--?" The Fantastic Four noticed Cover Girl run by, dressed like the Road Runner.

"Beep Beep! Putt Putt! Beep Beep!" Cover Girl whooped as she ran by.

"Cover Girl! Get back here!" Firestar, Red Dragon, and Pyro cried out as they chased after her.

"Hey look mates, the Fantastic Four!" Pyro realized. "I always wanted to set fire to the Baxter Building."

"John, you are an idiot." Angelica groaned.

"Well, whaddaya know. The Misfits." Ben chuckled. "Heard some stuff about you."

"Wow! The Fantastic Four. Real nice to meet you guys." Jake grinned. "I'm Jake Wildfire, codename Red Dragon. These are my friends Angelica Jones and St. John Allerdyce, aka Firestar and Pyro."

"I never thought I'd meet the FF." Angelica said to Ben. The orange rock-skinned man-monster laughed.

"You Misfits are shorter in real life, you know that?" Ben chuckled.

"Well, it's very nice to meet you kids." Sue, Reed, and Franklin walked up to the three Misfits. The heroes all introduced themselves.

"…Angelica is my beloved." Pyro finished with a loony grin. "She's my Fire Angel!" He put an arm around the red-haired girl's shoulders.

"Is he alright?" Franklin asked Jake. Jake shrugged.

"John's a little messed up. His brain got broken as a kid, and no one knows how to fix it."

"I am not your GIRLFRIEND!!" Angelica yelled, smacking John.

"OW!" John screamed, holding his head.

"By the way, have you seen Cover Girl? She's got brown hair, and was dressed like the Road Runner from the old cartoons." Jake asked. The Fantastic Four blinked.

"She went that way." Reed pointed behind him.

"Thanks, nice meeting you." Jake said. "C'mon!" Jake and Firestar took to the air, John following on a winged skateboard made of fire (A/N: Don't ask me. John is one weird dude.).

In Town

"Hold it right there! Miami PD!!!" Sonny Crockett, I mean, Scott Summers yelled as he chased a jogger.

"Help me! The kid's psycho!" The jogger screamed as he ran for his life.

"Oh this is great! This is so great!" Lance whooped as he and Fox chased after Scott. Spyder was on Lance's shoulders because she could not quite keep up with the older boys. Lance didn't mind. He thought of the gray-skinned pre-teen as a little sister, and he was used to carrying heavy loads on his back thanks to his GI Joe training.

"Oh boy." Fox blinked.

CLANG!!!! Scott collided face-first with a streetlight pole, knocking him down to the ground.

"Ohhhh…" He moaned. Fox and Lance ran to him. Lance put Spyder down and helped Scott up. They noticed that Scott was dressed like Luke Skywalker.

"Hey Luke, off to stop the Empire?" Spyder chuckled. Scott nodded. He put his hand in his robe and pulled out a plastic toy lightsaber.

"I have to stop Darth Vader before he destroys the universe with the Death Star!" Scott exclaimed. "Tell R2-D2 and C-3PO that I'm on my way to Dagobah and get rained by Yoda!" He ran off. Fox, Spyder and Lance watched him run.

"Gone insane, that man has." Fox laughed. Lance smacked the camera over his face.

"Shut up and keep filming!" Lance snapped. The three continued giving chase to the messed up Scott.

Well, looks like the insanity just keeps on coming! What madness will happen next? Who else will make appearances? Who will Scott think he is next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!