Hello. We're baaaack. We were purchased from EBay- just so you know.
Thank you to our ONE reviewer- sodafreak. We, my brother and I, thank you most sincerely.
We have one new "helper" to help us write the story. His name is Nathan. Everybody say, "HI NATHAN!"
I can't hear you.
I still can't hear you! Speak louder!
FOR THE LAST TIME, SPEAK UP! SPEAK UP, FANFICTION!
Oh, wait. This is a computer. Sorry. (Smiles sheepishly)
Can you smile like a sheep? That would be really funny to see a sheep smile. Except it would have really bad teeth from all that grass. All yellow and rusted. Ew.
Here we go.
Chapter 2- Ron Dies (Well, almost)
The Demented walked up to Fred and George, who had burritos halfway up to their mouths. They were so astounded that the Demented were actually there that they then dropped their beloved burritos and the lead clown walked up to Fred and George.
"Hello. My name is Ingio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," (Princess Bride) he said.
"We did?" Fred asked George.
"I don't recall," George responded.
"You fools. I am not Ingio Montoya. I am Ralph, leader of the Demented. I am looking for two 7th year boys that go to Hogwarts. Their names are Fred and George. They have flaming red hair, and freckles beyond belief. They look a bit like you actually. A lot, in fact. We have heard that they are two little pranksters...... do you know them?" Ralph-Inigo-whoever asked.
"Gred? Did you hear this loon? He's looking for two boys named Fred and George," George asked.
"Never heard of them, Forge!" he exclaimed.
"Poop. Ah, well, we'll try the next train," Ralph-Inigo said. "Take ten, boys!" The other clowns shuffled out the doors and everyone watched as they were tossed into the blowing wind. For clowns that looked fat, they must have not really been that fat because they flew to the heavens. Pity. (Finding Nemo)
Fred and George walked into a compartment, only to find Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco sitting in there.
"Hello, all," George yelled triumphantly. "We got rid of the Demented!" Harry burst into tears. Draco rushed over and patted him on the back.
"It's okay, Harry. They'll come back eventually," Draco said soothingly. Hermione smiled reassuringly and Ron looked sympathetic.
*What's going on?* Fred mouthed to George, who shrugged like a beaver.
"Fred- George- why are you two back at Hogwarts? I distinctly remember you flying out on that evil toad Umbridge. Well, you weren't flying ON her, which would have been funny. We thought that you two were working in your store!" Hermione exclaimed.
George smiled secretively. Fred smirked and said, "Wouldn't you like to know?!" Harry burst out sobbing, and Draco hugged him. Suddenly Mr. Weasley popped up, did the chicken dance, and apparated away.
"Er, well, since you are almost family- except for you Draco- we'll tell you a bit. We're doing something special this year," George said. "And it has to do with ducks."
"Are we having duck? Delicious!"(About a Boy) a voice came from the shaded corner. Fred and George whipped around and saw none other than Lindsay's mum.
"Are you our new professor?" exclaimed Ron. "How lovely!" (About a Boy, yet again.)
"Yes. I'll be teaching you Defense Against the Dark Arts," Lindsay's mum cried.
"I love the Beach Boys!" Joseph yelled.
"Now, if you excuse me, I'll be heading to the little boy's lavatory," Lindsay's mum said. She did a giant flip, and boogied out the door.
Fred pulled out his laptop and started to play games on it. Hermione screamed.
"DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT? ELECTRONIC ITEMS DON'T WORK AT HOGWARTS!" George laughed as if to say, you are so naïve, Hermione.
"We're not at Hogwarts, yet, y'know," George exclaimed.
"Duh, okay, I knew that!" (Zoolander) Hermione said, but blushed severely. She pulled out a book entitled "100 Ways to Curse Your Best Guy Friends". Nobody noticed, though. Suddenly, Lindsay's mum came back in with Neville and an armload of chocolate frogs. She tossed a couple to each child. Ron picked up a frog and ate it. Unfortunately, it wasn't a chocolate frog. It was Neville's toad Trevor.
"Ohmygosh! Ron put the toad in his mouth, you see!"(A/N this is a "parody" from a line in Finding Nemo! That freaky fish says 'Ohmygosh! Nemo's swimming up to see!') Harry exclaimed. Neville started to fart uncontrollably whilst Ron turned green from the frog slime. (The farting part was from my brother) Mind you, Ron was also choking, so Hermione jumped to her feet and yelled,
"I know just the spell to stop his choking!" She started to shoot spells at Ron, but she hadn't studied her spells over the summer. Ron turned different colors, shapes, and Lindsay's mum later swore that she saw a female Ron. Pigtails and all. Fred and George were laughing hysterically in the corner. Suddenly, Sirius (who's dead, by the way) jumped in the window and said,
"Yes- 'tis I, Harry's Fairy Godmother. And I have just the spell to stop Ron from choking." He whipped out his wand, pointed straight at Ron, and cried triumphantly, "ACCIO BURRITOS!" Burritos flew in through the window, and Sirius picked them up and started chucking them at Ron. Everyone grabbed burritos and hurled them at Ron, except for Harry. He just started crying again.
After being smothered in pinto beans and cheese, Ron coughed Trevor up. Neville let out a girlish shriek (Fairly Oddparents) and slapped Ron across his butt. He (Neville), Lindsay's mum, Sirius, and Draco left. All who stayed were Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, and a big pile of Mexican food, which was Ron.
"Well, what do we do now?" asked Hermione. Fred pulled out a bottle of extra hot salsa.
"DIG IN!" He yelled.
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What do you think? PLEASE REVIEW! MORE SOON!
3 NewSecretRose, HiddenCamera, and Nathan.
Thank you to our ONE reviewer- sodafreak. We, my brother and I, thank you most sincerely.
We have one new "helper" to help us write the story. His name is Nathan. Everybody say, "HI NATHAN!"
I can't hear you.
I still can't hear you! Speak louder!
FOR THE LAST TIME, SPEAK UP! SPEAK UP, FANFICTION!
Oh, wait. This is a computer. Sorry. (Smiles sheepishly)
Can you smile like a sheep? That would be really funny to see a sheep smile. Except it would have really bad teeth from all that grass. All yellow and rusted. Ew.
Here we go.
Chapter 2- Ron Dies (Well, almost)
The Demented walked up to Fred and George, who had burritos halfway up to their mouths. They were so astounded that the Demented were actually there that they then dropped their beloved burritos and the lead clown walked up to Fred and George.
"Hello. My name is Ingio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," (Princess Bride) he said.
"We did?" Fred asked George.
"I don't recall," George responded.
"You fools. I am not Ingio Montoya. I am Ralph, leader of the Demented. I am looking for two 7th year boys that go to Hogwarts. Their names are Fred and George. They have flaming red hair, and freckles beyond belief. They look a bit like you actually. A lot, in fact. We have heard that they are two little pranksters...... do you know them?" Ralph-Inigo-whoever asked.
"Gred? Did you hear this loon? He's looking for two boys named Fred and George," George asked.
"Never heard of them, Forge!" he exclaimed.
"Poop. Ah, well, we'll try the next train," Ralph-Inigo said. "Take ten, boys!" The other clowns shuffled out the doors and everyone watched as they were tossed into the blowing wind. For clowns that looked fat, they must have not really been that fat because they flew to the heavens. Pity. (Finding Nemo)
Fred and George walked into a compartment, only to find Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco sitting in there.
"Hello, all," George yelled triumphantly. "We got rid of the Demented!" Harry burst into tears. Draco rushed over and patted him on the back.
"It's okay, Harry. They'll come back eventually," Draco said soothingly. Hermione smiled reassuringly and Ron looked sympathetic.
*What's going on?* Fred mouthed to George, who shrugged like a beaver.
"Fred- George- why are you two back at Hogwarts? I distinctly remember you flying out on that evil toad Umbridge. Well, you weren't flying ON her, which would have been funny. We thought that you two were working in your store!" Hermione exclaimed.
George smiled secretively. Fred smirked and said, "Wouldn't you like to know?!" Harry burst out sobbing, and Draco hugged him. Suddenly Mr. Weasley popped up, did the chicken dance, and apparated away.
"Er, well, since you are almost family- except for you Draco- we'll tell you a bit. We're doing something special this year," George said. "And it has to do with ducks."
"Are we having duck? Delicious!"(About a Boy) a voice came from the shaded corner. Fred and George whipped around and saw none other than Lindsay's mum.
"Are you our new professor?" exclaimed Ron. "How lovely!" (About a Boy, yet again.)
"Yes. I'll be teaching you Defense Against the Dark Arts," Lindsay's mum cried.
"I love the Beach Boys!" Joseph yelled.
"Now, if you excuse me, I'll be heading to the little boy's lavatory," Lindsay's mum said. She did a giant flip, and boogied out the door.
Fred pulled out his laptop and started to play games on it. Hermione screamed.
"DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT? ELECTRONIC ITEMS DON'T WORK AT HOGWARTS!" George laughed as if to say, you are so naïve, Hermione.
"We're not at Hogwarts, yet, y'know," George exclaimed.
"Duh, okay, I knew that!" (Zoolander) Hermione said, but blushed severely. She pulled out a book entitled "100 Ways to Curse Your Best Guy Friends". Nobody noticed, though. Suddenly, Lindsay's mum came back in with Neville and an armload of chocolate frogs. She tossed a couple to each child. Ron picked up a frog and ate it. Unfortunately, it wasn't a chocolate frog. It was Neville's toad Trevor.
"Ohmygosh! Ron put the toad in his mouth, you see!"(A/N this is a "parody" from a line in Finding Nemo! That freaky fish says 'Ohmygosh! Nemo's swimming up to see!') Harry exclaimed. Neville started to fart uncontrollably whilst Ron turned green from the frog slime. (The farting part was from my brother) Mind you, Ron was also choking, so Hermione jumped to her feet and yelled,
"I know just the spell to stop his choking!" She started to shoot spells at Ron, but she hadn't studied her spells over the summer. Ron turned different colors, shapes, and Lindsay's mum later swore that she saw a female Ron. Pigtails and all. Fred and George were laughing hysterically in the corner. Suddenly, Sirius (who's dead, by the way) jumped in the window and said,
"Yes- 'tis I, Harry's Fairy Godmother. And I have just the spell to stop Ron from choking." He whipped out his wand, pointed straight at Ron, and cried triumphantly, "ACCIO BURRITOS!" Burritos flew in through the window, and Sirius picked them up and started chucking them at Ron. Everyone grabbed burritos and hurled them at Ron, except for Harry. He just started crying again.
After being smothered in pinto beans and cheese, Ron coughed Trevor up. Neville let out a girlish shriek (Fairly Oddparents) and slapped Ron across his butt. He (Neville), Lindsay's mum, Sirius, and Draco left. All who stayed were Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, and a big pile of Mexican food, which was Ron.
"Well, what do we do now?" asked Hermione. Fred pulled out a bottle of extra hot salsa.
"DIG IN!" He yelled.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oO
What do you think? PLEASE REVIEW! MORE SOON!
3 NewSecretRose, HiddenCamera, and Nathan.