Hawaiian Havoc!

To Red Witch: COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Wizard1: When are you going to update 'Karaoke Dance Party'? I can't wait for it, man! Where are you?!

To soulstress: How in the world does Scott change clothes so fast? Well, it's a fanfic, and in my fanfics, if a knocked-silly Scott Summers has to change clothes at the speed of light to reflect new personalities, then he can change clothes at the speed of light! Scott as Princess Leia, huh? That sounds funny! I'm glad you liked seeing Cover Girl as the Road Runner. Did you notice the guest appearance by the Fantastic Four? Well, I do a lot of updating. You should put me on your Author Alert list! It'll tell you if and when I update my stories or put up new ones!

To Raliena: Well, you'd have to assume that they picked up some more batteries and memory cards along the way. BTW, what do you think of seeing Scott in a dress?

To c-wolf: Oh yeah, that was a typo. Glad you liked the insanity! Here's more for you! I hope you like it!

To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, I'm glad you liked the FF appearance. No, I have never seen Three's Company. But I love your suggestions. Especially Calypso Scott. You should see the beginning of my fic "Beast War". In it, Dr. Mindbender dances around to House of Pain's "Jump Around" and Destro gets a good laugh out of it.

It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, chants, screams, and claps. Some hold up signs.) This time, continuing our Dreadnok theme, we take a look at Zartan's not-noticed younger brother, Zandar!

Zandar

Real Name: Unknown

Function: Intelligence and Espionage

Birthplace: Unknown, possibly Europe or Australia

Bio: Like his older brother Zartan and his twin sister Zarana, very little is known about Zandar's early life. As a child, Zandar was never noticed. People barely remember meeting him, teachers never called on him, and other kids hardly knew he was there. He learned over the years to use that skill to easily hide or sneak up on people. He gets a perverse pleasure from sneaking up on people and scaring them.

He had also become an expert in the usage of silent weapons, and in the arts of concealment and camouflage. Like his siblings, Zandar is a master of disguise. Zandar is normally very grim and quiet, but occasionally, be lets his comedic side shine.

After a mission in Malibu when they tangled with the West Coast Misfits, Zandar has expressed interest in playing in a fake comedic metal band much like Spinal Tap. Zarana and Buzzer all loved the idea, but Zartan hated it.

Chapter 11: One Crazy Tribute to Star Wars!

In town, Hawaii

"Luke…I am your father…" A nerd dressed up like Darth Vader said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scott screamed.

"Lucky us." Lance snickered as he, Foxfire, and Spyder were watching and filming from the bushes. "Good thing the Sci-Fi convention's in town."

"Kyle would love this." Fox said. "You know that comic book Captain Nebula?" Spyder and Lance nodded. "Kyle's a huge fan of Captain Nebula. Regularly buys the comic book and has all the graphic novels. His favorite graphic novel is the one called 'Crisis at Zero Hour'. Don't ask me, Thunderbolt's the big Captain Nebula fan."

"Wow. Those two really do a good swordfight." Spyder blinked as she watch Scott and the nerd parry, thrust, and perform all kinds of sword maneuvers. "Not bad, considering those lightsabers are plastic."

"Join me in the Dark Side!" The nerd said. The nerd did a real good impersonation of Darth Vader, even complete with the wheezing and heaving. "We can rule together as father and son."

"Never!" Scott yelled, and the swordfight continued.

"Look out!" Someone yelled. The nerds and the three mutants ducked as an out-of-control dump truck carrying bricks raced by. It swerved on the road, causing bricks to fall out. And one ended up clonking Scott upside the head with a BONK!!!!

"Guys, it's safe." Spyder said. Lance and Fox's camera peeked up from the bush. The nerds and Scott rose to their feet. Scott wore a different costume: A long-sleeved white dress. He also carried a black plastic laser rifle and his hair was parted down the middle and styled into two donuts on the side.

"Oh this is rich!" Lance snickered. "This is really rich! Scott's cross-dressing again!" Lance laughed. Meanwhile, the truck had continued on its way.

The hospital

"Ohhhhhh…" Zanya moaned as she was wheeled outside in a body cast by an orderly.

"You stay here, Ms. Zanya. I'm going to get something." The orderly said, then he walked away. Zanya groaned under her body cast.

Oh, this day keeps getting better and better. Zanya grumbled. She heard a honking and the crazy truck barreled towards her. She let out a muffled scream as the truck came closer, and then collided into her.

Meanwhile, Back in town

"Princess Leia." Spyder snickered. "Princess freakin' Leia. Only Summers could pull this off."

"Not to mention he looks like one ugly woman." Fox added.

"Oh brother." Lance groaned as he saw Scott lean down next to a silver garbage can and talk to it. "I hated this part."

"I don't get it." Fox blinked. "I haven't seen Star Wars in a long time."

"Don't you remember? In the beginning, Leia recorded a message in R2-D2." Lance reminded. "Scott must think that garbage can is R2-D2!" Lance burst out laughing.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." Scott said, then ran off.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." Fox mocked with a snicker.

"Follow that Summers!" Lance ordered. He, Spyder, and Fox jumped out of the bush and ran after the confused X-Men leader. The nerds blinked in confusion at the scene.

"I thought he was Luke. How did he do that?" The Darth Vader nerd wondered.

"Maybe he has multiple personality disorder or something." A nerd dressed like Jar Jar Binks replied. The Darth Vader nerd looked at the Jar Jar Binks nerd.

"Your costume sucks, dude." The Darth Vader nerd said simply. The Jar Jar Binks nerd bristled.

"It does not!"

"Yes it does!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!!"

"TOO!!"

"NOT!!"

"TOO!!"

"NOT!!!"

"TOO!!!"

"MY COSTUME DOESN'T SUCK!!!"

"YES IT DOES!!!" The other nerds roared at the Jar Jar Binks nerd. They jumped him and started beating him down.

"Ow! OW! HELP!! HEY!! OW THAT HURTS!! HEY STOP!!! MY MOM MADE THAT OW!!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!"

Well, the madness keeps on coming! What insanity will happen next? What other movies will be given tribute? Will Scott be normal? Who else will show up? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!