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We can't figure out how to do italics yet...... help would be very much appreciated! Ya! Foo.
Alrighty then. On with the fic! There are going to be more references in this chapter to movies like Zoolander (a personal favorite) Scooby Doo, and Master of Disguise. I like cheese. Isn't that random?
Chapter 3- Hermione Wants Joseph to Die (And he almost does!)
Stepping off of the train, Fred and George walked over to Lee Jordan. They were so very sick and tired of Hermione and the gruesome twosome (THE OC! BEST SHOW EVER!). They wanted a little peace and quiet- no more of Harry's whimpering and sobs.
"You don't like meeeee anymore??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried Harry, who burst into big fat tears. Fred and George shielded their ears from Harry's girlish scream.
"How do you stand his screaming?" George started to ask, but to his disappointment, he saw Hermione and Ron (who was now salsa-free) wearing earmuffs that looked a lot like the pink fluffy ones from Herbology class.
"You know, you're cute when you're angry," Draco commented.
"I know he does, but that's not the point!" screamed Joseph. (Fairly OddParents) Draco looked lovelorn (A/N don't worry, he's not gay) and sad. Fred inched away as George pulled out a huge candle in the shape of turkey. George slapped Draco with it-
"I slap!" (Master of Disguise) he said promptly.
"Love to slap," Joseph muttered. (Master of Disguise, yet again) Ron rolled his eyes and turned around. He stopped as if slapped in the face suddenly. He looked positively horrified.
"What the bloody- Hello Lockhart!" he yelled as Gilderoy walked by.
"Piss off!" (About a Boy) cried Lockhart.
"Anyways, WHAT IS THAT???? That awful, disgusting, all around horribly ugly THING?" cried Ron. Fred and George exchanged glances as they sadly shook their heads. They both put on Santa hats, and said to Ron,
"That's Hermione!" Hermione looked as if she was going to cry, but instead, she said,
"Do you want to know of something that is TRULY awful, disgusting, all around horribly ugly?" Everybody nodded fervently. "I have a HUGE navy- blue mole on my arse." Harry shrieked with pleasure, whilst Draco asked,
"The big...... blue. What's it like?"
"Uh, big, and...... blue?" Hermione stuttered.
"I knew it!" Joseph exclaimed with a mischievous look in his eye. (A/N that whole scene thingy is from FINDING NEMO!)
"Yes, yes, yes with the coconut!" yelled Ron. (Jon from Survivor Pearl Islands) Everyone was WEIRDED OUT (Homestar Runner) and Ron shrugged. "Sorry...... just felt like a shout!" (About a Boy) Fred and George pulled out microphones and started singing "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
"I don't know what my love has to do with it! Stop asking me silly questions!" yelled Joseph. "I can't take it anymore!" Hermione fell to the floor. Everyone knelt beside her butt. "The biiiiiiiiiiiiiig bluuuuuuuue," Joseph whispered to Fred as he knelt beside him. Fred picked Joseph up and flung him over to a thestral, who ate him and flew off with a carriage filled with scared looking eighth years. (A/N I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY 7 YEARS! THIS IS A JOKE! GET IT? GOT IT? DOUBT IT! [Good thing you got it, I don't! {yet another joke!}] ) Hermione said,
"HELLO? THIS MY SCENE HERE!" Everyone said, "Sorry, Her-high-onie!"
"AHHHHH!! HELLO?? DON'T YOU GET IT??? FIRST OF ALL, FRED AND GEORGE CANNOT SING TINA TURNER WITH MICORPHONES AT HOGWARTS! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THIS? SECOND OF ALL, NO ONE ASKED JOSEPH ANY STUPID QUESTIONS! YOU KNOW WHAT, WHO THE HECK IS JOSEPH, THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!" she screamed.
Albus Dumbledore walked up to her, "Everyone, Hermione is correct. Electronic items do not indeed work here at Hogwarts!" he commented. He started to skip away. "Time to watch Pay-Per-View!"
Hermione screamed yet again and fainted. "Where's the hot sauce?" cried George. Everone chuckled and walked away. Gilderoy pranced up to the girl lying on the ground, accidently stepping on her face.
"Awww, sorry little squirrley! Didn't see you there!"
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooO
Whaddya think of this one? REVIEW! It's not hard, you know.
P.S. Sorry it's so short- tons of homework to do! –NewSecretRose
P.P.S. It's Friday, you IDIOT! –HiddenCamera
P.P.P.S. I still like cheese. -Nathan
We can't figure out how to do italics yet...... help would be very much appreciated! Ya! Foo.
Alrighty then. On with the fic! There are going to be more references in this chapter to movies like Zoolander (a personal favorite) Scooby Doo, and Master of Disguise. I like cheese. Isn't that random?
Chapter 3- Hermione Wants Joseph to Die (And he almost does!)
Stepping off of the train, Fred and George walked over to Lee Jordan. They were so very sick and tired of Hermione and the gruesome twosome (THE OC! BEST SHOW EVER!). They wanted a little peace and quiet- no more of Harry's whimpering and sobs.
"You don't like meeeee anymore??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" cried Harry, who burst into big fat tears. Fred and George shielded their ears from Harry's girlish scream.
"How do you stand his screaming?" George started to ask, but to his disappointment, he saw Hermione and Ron (who was now salsa-free) wearing earmuffs that looked a lot like the pink fluffy ones from Herbology class.
"You know, you're cute when you're angry," Draco commented.
"I know he does, but that's not the point!" screamed Joseph. (Fairly OddParents) Draco looked lovelorn (A/N don't worry, he's not gay) and sad. Fred inched away as George pulled out a huge candle in the shape of turkey. George slapped Draco with it-
"I slap!" (Master of Disguise) he said promptly.
"Love to slap," Joseph muttered. (Master of Disguise, yet again) Ron rolled his eyes and turned around. He stopped as if slapped in the face suddenly. He looked positively horrified.
"What the bloody- Hello Lockhart!" he yelled as Gilderoy walked by.
"Piss off!" (About a Boy) cried Lockhart.
"Anyways, WHAT IS THAT???? That awful, disgusting, all around horribly ugly THING?" cried Ron. Fred and George exchanged glances as they sadly shook their heads. They both put on Santa hats, and said to Ron,
"That's Hermione!" Hermione looked as if she was going to cry, but instead, she said,
"Do you want to know of something that is TRULY awful, disgusting, all around horribly ugly?" Everybody nodded fervently. "I have a HUGE navy- blue mole on my arse." Harry shrieked with pleasure, whilst Draco asked,
"The big...... blue. What's it like?"
"Uh, big, and...... blue?" Hermione stuttered.
"I knew it!" Joseph exclaimed with a mischievous look in his eye. (A/N that whole scene thingy is from FINDING NEMO!)
"Yes, yes, yes with the coconut!" yelled Ron. (Jon from Survivor Pearl Islands) Everyone was WEIRDED OUT (Homestar Runner) and Ron shrugged. "Sorry...... just felt like a shout!" (About a Boy) Fred and George pulled out microphones and started singing "What's Love Got To Do With It?"
"I don't know what my love has to do with it! Stop asking me silly questions!" yelled Joseph. "I can't take it anymore!" Hermione fell to the floor. Everyone knelt beside her butt. "The biiiiiiiiiiiiiig bluuuuuuuue," Joseph whispered to Fred as he knelt beside him. Fred picked Joseph up and flung him over to a thestral, who ate him and flew off with a carriage filled with scared looking eighth years. (A/N I KNOW THERE ARE ONLY 7 YEARS! THIS IS A JOKE! GET IT? GOT IT? DOUBT IT! [Good thing you got it, I don't! {yet another joke!}] ) Hermione said,
"HELLO? THIS MY SCENE HERE!" Everyone said, "Sorry, Her-high-onie!"
"AHHHHH!! HELLO?? DON'T YOU GET IT??? FIRST OF ALL, FRED AND GEORGE CANNOT SING TINA TURNER WITH MICORPHONES AT HOGWARTS! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THIS? SECOND OF ALL, NO ONE ASKED JOSEPH ANY STUPID QUESTIONS! YOU KNOW WHAT, WHO THE HECK IS JOSEPH, THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!" she screamed.
Albus Dumbledore walked up to her, "Everyone, Hermione is correct. Electronic items do not indeed work here at Hogwarts!" he commented. He started to skip away. "Time to watch Pay-Per-View!"
Hermione screamed yet again and fainted. "Where's the hot sauce?" cried George. Everone chuckled and walked away. Gilderoy pranced up to the girl lying on the ground, accidently stepping on her face.
"Awww, sorry little squirrley! Didn't see you there!"
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooO
Whaddya think of this one? REVIEW! It's not hard, you know.
P.S. Sorry it's so short- tons of homework to do! –NewSecretRose
P.P.S. It's Friday, you IDIOT! –HiddenCamera
P.P.P.S. I still like cheese. -Nathan