Hello, welcome back! I know not a lot of people reviewed yet- but I
just HAD to continue- believe it or not, this stuff is actually FUN to
write. And I didn't want my reviewers to be upset for my short term memory
loss for updating chapters. (Just kidding)
Hey- um, Maria- or Mario, as Nathan calls you- we make Harry cry because it's just fun! (Ozzy Osbourne interview with Weird Al) We don't have anything against him, Moria, except his girly eyebrows, which he plucks like a maniac. Nathan particularly thought that it would be funny, Marshmallow. If you dislike his crying, talk to Nathan. His phone number is 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S. (Commercial for mattresses)
So, here we go with ANOTHER chapter- yayhoo! Boohoo! Achoo! Hahahaha! I am soooooo hyper at the moment......... darn that chocolatay! Chya.... I need some aspirin now. Urrrrg....... By the way....... Do y'all like our blurbs in the beginning of the chapters? I like them a lot. (NewSecretRose likes them, who has written all this while her brother is at the barber shop. Nathan doesn't live with us.)
Chapter 4- Filch Wants Mrs. Norris To Die
A short while later, everyone was seated in the Great Hall. Hermione was still on the other side of the lake, out cold. Our heroes, Fred and George, sat down next to the Weasel and Gimli. When both of their butts touched the wooden benches, Gimli shrieked and hopped on his axe. Then, he said,
"Giddy-up, my precious!" And away he went. The axe flew to the ceiling, and it crashed. "Poo, I thought that the sky was really there!" Joseph's ghost cried as Gimli and the axe came crashing down. Hermione screamed at Joseph's comment and fell back down on the other side of the lake, where she still was. (A/N Don't forget, she's still out cold there) Gimli landed in front of Dumbledore, who got up and bent down low over the dwarf.
"Leave now and NEVER come back!" he said, sounding like Smeagol. (Lord of the Rings- that whole scene with a bit of our humour) Then he walked over to Harry and Ron, and asked, "Well, now. My favorite Gryffindor boys who have battled Voldemort and Dementors, been in the Chamber of Secrets, won the Triwizard Tournament, and are on the Quidditch team!" Neville woke up from his nap time, and yelled,
"That sounds like me!" Harry started bawl, shrieking,
"You're stealing my to do list!" Ron, meanwhile, said,
"Didwh ralydoh thasuf?" Dumbledore looked puzzled as Ron swallowed his food. "Did we really do that stuff?" he asked. Dumbledore smiled with a twinkle in his nostrils, and slapped Ron.
"YOU TWIT! What, you really think this IDIOT Harry did all that? SHEESH! YOU REALLY *ARE* LIKE GILDEROY!" he yelled. Lockhart walked up and said,
"This is Harry Potter? I thought I was guest starring in Scooby-Doo!" (Mr. Deeds) he exclaimed. Suddenly, a Healer from St. Mungo's came up and said,
"Terribly sorry. He's not quite sane yet!" She put on a pair of dark sunglasses and pulled out a neuralyzer. (Men in Black 1 and 2) "Sorry, boys. And, uh, girl," she added after seeing Harry's long dark hair. As she "neuralyzed" them, Harry had his eyes closed from crying, so his memory wasn't wiped. The Healer and Gilderoy Disapparated, and Hermione, who was still across the lake out cold, screamed,
"DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT??????" With that, Joseph's ghost slapped her and she continued to be unconscious. (A/N Ghosts can't touch people- they go through them) Joseph descended to the heavens to talk to the Demented about his rodent problem (see chapter 2).
Finally, Dumbledore came to his senses and brought Hermione to the Great Hall. When she sat down, Neville jumped up and started to sing, with a microphone.
"MY BURRITOS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DANG RIGHT," he sang. He remembered to keep it PG level, as Snape might be offended. "IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I COULD TEACH YOU! BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE!" As he sat down, Cho, the big football player from Greenland got up and tried to give Neville a kiss. However, seeing as her two front teeth were knocked out, and her tongue was pickled, Neville was completely grossed out.
"Oh the DRAMA!" yelled Fred and George, as Hermione's mole started to play a sad song (much like the Signs theme song) on the violin.
OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
I really noticed that we did dis Harry a lot- we won't do it anymore, we promise. Nathan's days of abusing wizards will be put to an end.
Review. It ain't hard, y'all.
Hey- um, Maria- or Mario, as Nathan calls you- we make Harry cry because it's just fun! (Ozzy Osbourne interview with Weird Al) We don't have anything against him, Moria, except his girly eyebrows, which he plucks like a maniac. Nathan particularly thought that it would be funny, Marshmallow. If you dislike his crying, talk to Nathan. His phone number is 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S. (Commercial for mattresses)
So, here we go with ANOTHER chapter- yayhoo! Boohoo! Achoo! Hahahaha! I am soooooo hyper at the moment......... darn that chocolatay! Chya.... I need some aspirin now. Urrrrg....... By the way....... Do y'all like our blurbs in the beginning of the chapters? I like them a lot. (NewSecretRose likes them, who has written all this while her brother is at the barber shop. Nathan doesn't live with us.)
Chapter 4- Filch Wants Mrs. Norris To Die
A short while later, everyone was seated in the Great Hall. Hermione was still on the other side of the lake, out cold. Our heroes, Fred and George, sat down next to the Weasel and Gimli. When both of their butts touched the wooden benches, Gimli shrieked and hopped on his axe. Then, he said,
"Giddy-up, my precious!" And away he went. The axe flew to the ceiling, and it crashed. "Poo, I thought that the sky was really there!" Joseph's ghost cried as Gimli and the axe came crashing down. Hermione screamed at Joseph's comment and fell back down on the other side of the lake, where she still was. (A/N Don't forget, she's still out cold there) Gimli landed in front of Dumbledore, who got up and bent down low over the dwarf.
"Leave now and NEVER come back!" he said, sounding like Smeagol. (Lord of the Rings- that whole scene with a bit of our humour) Then he walked over to Harry and Ron, and asked, "Well, now. My favorite Gryffindor boys who have battled Voldemort and Dementors, been in the Chamber of Secrets, won the Triwizard Tournament, and are on the Quidditch team!" Neville woke up from his nap time, and yelled,
"That sounds like me!" Harry started bawl, shrieking,
"You're stealing my to do list!" Ron, meanwhile, said,
"Didwh ralydoh thasuf?" Dumbledore looked puzzled as Ron swallowed his food. "Did we really do that stuff?" he asked. Dumbledore smiled with a twinkle in his nostrils, and slapped Ron.
"YOU TWIT! What, you really think this IDIOT Harry did all that? SHEESH! YOU REALLY *ARE* LIKE GILDEROY!" he yelled. Lockhart walked up and said,
"This is Harry Potter? I thought I was guest starring in Scooby-Doo!" (Mr. Deeds) he exclaimed. Suddenly, a Healer from St. Mungo's came up and said,
"Terribly sorry. He's not quite sane yet!" She put on a pair of dark sunglasses and pulled out a neuralyzer. (Men in Black 1 and 2) "Sorry, boys. And, uh, girl," she added after seeing Harry's long dark hair. As she "neuralyzed" them, Harry had his eyes closed from crying, so his memory wasn't wiped. The Healer and Gilderoy Disapparated, and Hermione, who was still across the lake out cold, screamed,
"DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT??????" With that, Joseph's ghost slapped her and she continued to be unconscious. (A/N Ghosts can't touch people- they go through them) Joseph descended to the heavens to talk to the Demented about his rodent problem (see chapter 2).
Finally, Dumbledore came to his senses and brought Hermione to the Great Hall. When she sat down, Neville jumped up and started to sing, with a microphone.
"MY BURRITOS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DANG RIGHT," he sang. He remembered to keep it PG level, as Snape might be offended. "IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I COULD TEACH YOU! BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE!" As he sat down, Cho, the big football player from Greenland got up and tried to give Neville a kiss. However, seeing as her two front teeth were knocked out, and her tongue was pickled, Neville was completely grossed out.
"Oh the DRAMA!" yelled Fred and George, as Hermione's mole started to play a sad song (much like the Signs theme song) on the violin.
OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
I really noticed that we did dis Harry a lot- we won't do it anymore, we promise. Nathan's days of abusing wizards will be put to an end.
Review. It ain't hard, y'all.