Hawaiian Havoc!
To Goofn1: Well, Foxfire is the X-Men's response to Pietro in a way. Technically, Lance should be used to it by now, considering that Pietro is very vain, but a vain person is extremely hard to get used to, no matter how long you live with them. I'll see if I can get Duncan beaten up more for you. Well, R2-D2 does kind of look like a trash can with a little imagination. All Scott needs is to just be hit in the right spot in the head to bring him back to normal. Well, a place resembling normal in Scott's case. Is Jeffrey David a character you created for your fics? Here's more insanity for you! Enjoy!
To soulstress: Actually, Grease was made in the 1970s. The Sixties were a cool decade too. I'm glad you liked the hair conversation. And I most definitely agree with you that vain people are real funny. And I could imagine Lance seeing Scott as a Steve Urkel-esque nerd-like character. Oh yeah, and I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'Tempest'!
To Red Witch: Hey RW, you seemed to have taken off 'Sleepover of Doom'! What's going on with that? And I'm glad you liked the Duncan torture. I'll see if I can include more for you. Oh, and thanks for clearing up which members of Zartan's family have the mutant gene. It is very hard keeping track of all these characters, I admit.
To RogueFanKC: What did Shipwreck do to tick off all those women? It should be obvious what he did to tick off all those women: he was just being Shipwreck! I have no idea what to do with Zanya next.
To Firefly25: I'm glad you liked the Miami Vice tribute. Thanks also for the suggestions! I can hardly wait for the new chapter of 'Reindeer Flotilla'!
To Wizard1: Where are you, man?!
It's Profile Time again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, screams, cheers, chants, and claps) This time, we continue our Dreadnok theme again with a profile of another member of the team, Road Pig!
Road Pig
Real Name: Donald DeLuca
Function: Dreadnok Warrior
Arrest Record: Speeding, Reckless endangerment, littering, assault, grand theft auto, usury, felony spitting, petty spitting, petty bribery, passing stopped school buses at high speed.
Birthplace: Goblu, Michigan
Bio: When Road Pig was born, the doctor declared him the ugliest baby he had ever seen in his life! Little is known about Road Pig's early life. He was kicked out of kindergarten for extorting milk money, and he also was one of the few kids ever to be dishonorably discharged from the Cub Scouts! He was kicked out of a biker gang for smelling worse than they ever allowed. He was originally brought into the Dreadnoks as a probationary member. After a lot of unsure deciding, they allowed him to join as a full member if he kept away from them because of his strangeness.
Road Pig's trademark weapon is a hammer created by a cinderblock attached to a lead pipe. He is often partnered with the Dreadnok Zanya, Zartan's teenage daughter.
Note: Road Pig has a split personality disorder that causes him to act like two people: Donald, a refined, intelligent warrior who battles with logic and careful analysis, and Road Pig, a violent wild man. He has been known to switch personalities in mid-sentence, but sometimes Road Pig takes over when Donald is angered or frustrated. They both share a crush on Zarana and often, Road Pig is found arguing with himself over which one Zarana desires! The personalities cause Road Pig to be a dangerous, unpredictable foe. One minute, he could be using psychological warfare, and the next, he could be attacking with a flurry of savage punches and kicks! He's readily identifiable by his cropped white hair with pink streaks on the sides.
Chapter 13: You Guessed It, More Random Madness!
The hospital
"Uh, hello?" Donald peeked in Zanya's room.
"Yeah, hi?" Road Pig added.
"Oog." Zanya replied. She was in a body cast, and she looked like she was pumped full of painkillers. "Wheeeee…"
"She appears to be on a trip from the painkillers." Donald noted, putting a hand to his chin.
"What's that mean?" Road Pig blinked.
"It means she's high as a kite." Donald replied.
"Oh." Road Pig realized. The large ugly Dreadnok pouted. "Lucky girl!"
"Uhm, hello?" The Dreadnok turned around and saw Paul Starr. "Hi. I heard Zanya was here. She always checks into places as 'Anya Starr'."
"Hello, Paul." Donald nodded.
"Hey Paul." Road Pig added.
"How is she?" Paul asked.
"She's hopped up on painkillers." Road Pig laughed. "I'm going to jump off a building! Lucky Zanya!"
"Road Pig, you are incorrigible." Donald grumbled. "She will be fine, as soon as she comes down off that painkiller rush."
"Look at all the pretty birdies…" Zanya giggled in a sing-song voice. "Hello…they're all waving at me. Wheeeeeeeee!"
"Ooh-key." Paul blinked. "Well, if Zanya ever comes back to Earth, tell her I visited, okay?" Paul walked away.
"Yeah sure. Bye, Paul." Road Pig replied.
"We shall inform her you visited." Donald added.
In town
"Well, this is fantastic." Lance laughed as he, Fox, and Spyder watched Scott assume another identity thanks to someone accidentally hitting his head with a brick. They were peeking into the window of a karaoke bar. "Man, Jean would be ticked if she saw this!"
"I think I'm a little young to see this." Spyder blinked. "Besides, I expected this kind of scene to have Pietro involved, not Scott." Foxfire tried not to burst out laughing at the scene.
"Fox, if you're not going to keep the camera steady, give it to Spyder." Lance said, pointing to Spyder. Fox gave her the camera.
"This is not right. This is so not right." Spyder shook her head as she pointed the camera in. Fox and Lance laughed as Scott and five other guys singing on the stage of a karaoke bar.
"YYYYYYYYY-M-C-A!!" (A/N: I'll let you use your imaginations on this one, folks. Take your pick which one he dresses up as.)
In town
"Okay, now we have to find Low Light." Fred said. Lina and Dani nodded in agreement.
"So, where do we start?" Lina wondered.
"I last saw Low Light run into an arcade." Dani pointed to an arcade. Suddenly, there was a noise of a paintball rifle firing, screams, and psychotic laughter.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh-oh." The three mutants said. They raced to the arcade and saw Low Light run around firing a paintball rifle.
"Don't worry Hawk! I got your back! BANG!!! Take that, Destro! YO JOE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!" Low Light cackled, firing his paintball rifle everywhere. "Eat hot paint of death, you Cobra jerks! YEAH!!!"
"I'll go knock him out." Fred sighed.
"Be careful, Fred." Lina warned.
"Ah, relax." Fred grinned. He walked up to the coffee-crazed Joe and knocked him out with one chop to the neck. "Okay, that's one down."
Okay, the madness just won't stop, won't it? What insanity will happen next? Who did Scott think he is and who'll he think he is next? Can the heroes save the Joes? What of Zanya and Road Pig? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!HHHHHHH