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A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long to put up! My account was frozen.
Chapter 2: Pippin, The Croc Hunter
"Hey! You said you had pizza!" Legolas said.
"We do, it's jut not here yet." Amanda said. Diana, Jen, Katherine, Jenna and Hanna were standing with their mouths wide open, to stunned to speak.
"How did you get here, anyways?" Lydia asked.
"Well," said Pippin, a little less wasted, "It's a long story. It all starts with a mommy and a daddy and then they go up to the-"
"Fool of a Took! That's where babies come from." Gandalf said, "We actually don't know how we got here."
The doorbell rang again. The fellowship pulled out their weapons ready for battle. Anne went to go answer the door. Aragorn pulled her back.
"Stay back!" He shouted, "It could be an ambush!"
"Um, that's just the pizza man," Anne replied.
"YAY! PIZZA!" The hobbits said in unison. The four of them sheathed their swords and ran to the door. They opened the door and took the pizza from the guy.
"That'll be 20 bucks," said the pizza man in a monotonous voice. Pippin just slammed the door in his face. Adrienne grabbed the pizza from Frodo.
"Sorry hobbits, but we need nourishment too."
"Damn." Frodo said looking very disappointed. (In case you're wondering, Adrienne's not clinging to Frodo 'cause his legs are WAY too hairy) Adrienne passed around slices of pizza to everyone. Diana, Jen, Katherine, Hanna, and Jenna were still following Legolas around with their mouths wide open. Amanda, Jenny and Adrienne smacked their heads.
"Okay, that is starting to hurt." Jenny said rubbing her forehead.
"Get used to it," Amanda said, "We're going to be smacking ourselves a lot."
"Do you want to stay for the slumber party?" Miriam asked.
"Slumber party?" Frodo asked, "What's that?"
"You stay the night at someone's house. Miriam replied.
"Oh. We call them Let's-stay-up-and-get-sugar-highs party." Sam said.
"Rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhht.."
"AHHH! It burns! Feel my wrath!" Gandalf zapped his pizza and it turned into a pickle. "BWAHAHA! I'M ALMIGHTY!"
"Rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhht.." All of a sudden, Sam, Katherine, Merry and Pippin started singing the song..
"Sometimes when we touch. The honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Aragorn shouted and covered his ears, "The infernal song of doom!"
"Do you even know what infernal means?" Lydia asked.
"No." Aragorn ran into the corner of the kitchen. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" He slumped to the floor and sucked his thumb. He was also rocking back and forth. Legolas shook his head.
"WOW! That one's a whopper!" said Pippin, trying to imitate the crocodile hunter, " She's a beaut!" Pippin was holding a spoon. "Now, I've got to be careful, female spoons are feistier than-" Pippin shrieked wildly, "AHHHHHHHH! ME ARM! SHE'S BITTEN OFF ME ARM!" He let out a very long string of bad, nasty words.
"Your arm is still attached to your body." Jen said.
"HOLY CR- oh, you're right."
"Anyone for a drink?" Merry asked.
"One, I don't drink," Diana said, "Two, where'd you get the beer?"
"NOT TELLING! Anyways, how 'bout a drinking song then?"
"OK!" Diana, Hanna, Merry and Pippin jumped up on the table and started to sing.
"Hey Ho, to the bottle I go,
To heal my heart and drown my woe!
The rain may fall, the wind may blow,
But there shall beeeeeeeee, many miles to go!
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
And the feet that fall from hill to plain,
Better than rain or rippling brook."
Diana sang, "And a mug of beer inside this Took!" (Incase you haven't noticed, that is the song Merry and Pippin sing in the Green Dragon in the Extended version of FOTR.)
"Hey, that was my line!" Pippin said. Aragorn was giving them evil glares.
"What do you want to do now?"
"TRUTH OR DARE!" The hobbits and Gimli squealed.
"Okay." Adrienne pondered (HA! That's a big word like 'cat'!) "Uhhh, BOROMIR! Truth or Dare?!"
"Hmm, let's see." (20 min. later)
"How about..." They all smiled. "No, no. That's stupid." They all sighed. (An hour later)
"Umm.."
"You picked dare? Ok, good."
"But I-"
"I dare you to."
Chapter 2: Pippin, The Croc Hunter
"Hey! You said you had pizza!" Legolas said.
"We do, it's jut not here yet." Amanda said. Diana, Jen, Katherine, Jenna and Hanna were standing with their mouths wide open, to stunned to speak.
"How did you get here, anyways?" Lydia asked.
"Well," said Pippin, a little less wasted, "It's a long story. It all starts with a mommy and a daddy and then they go up to the-"
"Fool of a Took! That's where babies come from." Gandalf said, "We actually don't know how we got here."
The doorbell rang again. The fellowship pulled out their weapons ready for battle. Anne went to go answer the door. Aragorn pulled her back.
"Stay back!" He shouted, "It could be an ambush!"
"Um, that's just the pizza man," Anne replied.
"YAY! PIZZA!" The hobbits said in unison. The four of them sheathed their swords and ran to the door. They opened the door and took the pizza from the guy.
"That'll be 20 bucks," said the pizza man in a monotonous voice. Pippin just slammed the door in his face. Adrienne grabbed the pizza from Frodo.
"Sorry hobbits, but we need nourishment too."
"Damn." Frodo said looking very disappointed. (In case you're wondering, Adrienne's not clinging to Frodo 'cause his legs are WAY too hairy) Adrienne passed around slices of pizza to everyone. Diana, Jen, Katherine, Hanna, and Jenna were still following Legolas around with their mouths wide open. Amanda, Jenny and Adrienne smacked their heads.
"Okay, that is starting to hurt." Jenny said rubbing her forehead.
"Get used to it," Amanda said, "We're going to be smacking ourselves a lot."
"Do you want to stay for the slumber party?" Miriam asked.
"Slumber party?" Frodo asked, "What's that?"
"You stay the night at someone's house. Miriam replied.
"Oh. We call them Let's-stay-up-and-get-sugar-highs party." Sam said.
"Rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhht.."
"AHHH! It burns! Feel my wrath!" Gandalf zapped his pizza and it turned into a pickle. "BWAHAHA! I'M ALMIGHTY!"
"Rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhht.." All of a sudden, Sam, Katherine, Merry and Pippin started singing the song..
"Sometimes when we touch. The honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Aragorn shouted and covered his ears, "The infernal song of doom!"
"Do you even know what infernal means?" Lydia asked.
"No." Aragorn ran into the corner of the kitchen. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" He slumped to the floor and sucked his thumb. He was also rocking back and forth. Legolas shook his head.
"WOW! That one's a whopper!" said Pippin, trying to imitate the crocodile hunter, " She's a beaut!" Pippin was holding a spoon. "Now, I've got to be careful, female spoons are feistier than-" Pippin shrieked wildly, "AHHHHHHHH! ME ARM! SHE'S BITTEN OFF ME ARM!" He let out a very long string of bad, nasty words.
"Your arm is still attached to your body." Jen said.
"HOLY CR- oh, you're right."
"Anyone for a drink?" Merry asked.
"One, I don't drink," Diana said, "Two, where'd you get the beer?"
"NOT TELLING! Anyways, how 'bout a drinking song then?"
"OK!" Diana, Hanna, Merry and Pippin jumped up on the table and started to sing.
"Hey Ho, to the bottle I go,
To heal my heart and drown my woe!
The rain may fall, the wind may blow,
But there shall beeeeeeeee, many miles to go!
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
And the feet that fall from hill to plain,
Better than rain or rippling brook."
Diana sang, "And a mug of beer inside this Took!" (Incase you haven't noticed, that is the song Merry and Pippin sing in the Green Dragon in the Extended version of FOTR.)
"Hey, that was my line!" Pippin said. Aragorn was giving them evil glares.
"What do you want to do now?"
"TRUTH OR DARE!" The hobbits and Gimli squealed.
"Okay." Adrienne pondered (HA! That's a big word like 'cat'!) "Uhhh, BOROMIR! Truth or Dare?!"
"Hmm, let's see." (20 min. later)
"How about..." They all smiled. "No, no. That's stupid." They all sighed. (An hour later)
"Umm.."
"You picked dare? Ok, good."
"But I-"
"I dare you to."