Disclaimer: I don't own the Lord of the Rings. So no suing!
A/N: Please don't ask about the dare. It's an inside joke.
Chapter 3: Squirrels and Video Games
"I KNOW! I dare you too-" Adrienne was interrupted by the front door opening. Another of Diana's friends, Hayley, skipped in singing.
"We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
"HAYLEY!" Diana shouted.
"DIANA!" Hayley shouted back.
"HAYLEY!"
"DIANA!"
"MERRY!" Pippin screamed.
"PIPPIN!" Merry yelled.
"MERR-"
"SHUT UP!" Gandalf said.
"Yessir!" Merry and Pippin said in unison.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Legolas put his hand over her mouth.
"Been there, done that." The five members gave Hayley glares of jealousy.
"ANYWAYS..." Adrienne said, "Boromir, I dare you to lick Aragorn's armpit.
"WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER!" Boromir ran towads the glass door, thinking it was an exit. He ran right into it, and was knocked out cold.
"So much for that dare."
"Who's next?"
"Oh! Oh! ME!" Gimli squealed. "Umm.... I'll pick..you! What's your name. Oh, Amananananda."
"It's just Amanda." She replied.
"Same thing. Hmmmm.. I dare you to dress in a squirrel costume, climb a tree, and yell, 'I WANT NUTS!'"
"NO!" Amanda cried shrilly, "That has innuendo written all over it!"
"I know." Gimli smiled cheesily.
"What does innuendo mean?" Frodo asked. Thankfully, no one answered.
"Are you going to do it or not?"
"NO."
"I'll give you a kiss."
"NO!"
"How 'bout for twenty bucks?" Sam asked.
"SOLD!"
So, in the end, Amananananda- I mean, Amanda, dressed up as a squirrel, climbed a tree, and yelled 'I WANT NUTS!'. Sad, really. I won't go in to the details as they are scary and they made my eyes sting.
"I'm getting bored of this game." Pippin whined.
"I know!" Diana said, "We can play video games!" They all headed into the basement. Diana turned on the TV and the playstation. She put the Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King game into the console. "Who wants to play?"
"OH! OH! MEEEEE!" Merry said. Diana gave him a controller. Dian chose Legolas-of course- to play for the game. The real Legolas twitched.
"Who should I be?" Merry asked. There were many characters to choose from besides Legolas; there was Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Merry, Pippin and Faramir.
"Ew! Who'd want to be Pippin?!" Merry said.
"Yeah, he's such a whiner and he eats a lot." Pippin, who oddly agreed went on, "And he doesn't know a thing about battle and- HEY wait a minute!"
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"I forgot to say that he's not quite that smart and- WAIT!"
"WHAT?!"
"I also forgot that he's also simple-minded too." A couple minutes passed by before Pippin realized what he just said about himself. "Hey! Merry, you tricked me!"
"Pippin," Merry sighed, "No one cares."
"Oh," Pippin said cheerfully, "Okay."
Merry choose to be- what a surprise- Merry. They picked to play the Pelennor Fields level.
"What you have to do," Diana explained, "is fight the orcs until we kill sixty of them. Then, we have to go and kill the Oliphaunts before they kill Eowyn and...well, you. After we kill three, a Nazgul" Frodo cringed, "will come and we have to hurt it. It will go away after a while and we go back to killing Oliphaunts. Then, the Nazgul comes back and we kill it and we beat the level. Got it?"
"Yup!" Merry replied.
"Ready?" Merry nodded. "GO!" Diana, controlling Legolas, slashed through Southrons and Mukmamil. She had killed about 10 by now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Merry died. Already.
"It's okay, you have a respawn." Diana said. Within 10 seconds, Merry was playing again. And within 3, he died. Again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Merry cried in agony, "CURSE YOU!" Merry pulled out his infamous carrot and nibbled on it to make him feel better.
What will they do next? Why did Gimli call Amanda Amananananda? Is Pippin really that dumb? Why is merry horrible at playing video games? When will the insanity end? You probably won't find out in Chapter 4, but read it anyways!
Chapter 3: Squirrels and Video Games
"I KNOW! I dare you too-" Adrienne was interrupted by the front door opening. Another of Diana's friends, Hayley, skipped in singing.
"We're devils, we're black sheep, we're really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
"HAYLEY!" Diana shouted.
"DIANA!" Hayley shouted back.
"HAYLEY!"
"DIANA!"
"MERRY!" Pippin screamed.
"PIPPIN!" Merry yelled.
"MERR-"
"SHUT UP!" Gandalf said.
"Yessir!" Merry and Pippin said in unison.
"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" Legolas put his hand over her mouth.
"Been there, done that." The five members gave Hayley glares of jealousy.
"ANYWAYS..." Adrienne said, "Boromir, I dare you to lick Aragorn's armpit.
"WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER!" Boromir ran towads the glass door, thinking it was an exit. He ran right into it, and was knocked out cold.
"So much for that dare."
"Who's next?"
"Oh! Oh! ME!" Gimli squealed. "Umm.... I'll pick..you! What's your name. Oh, Amananananda."
"It's just Amanda." She replied.
"Same thing. Hmmmm.. I dare you to dress in a squirrel costume, climb a tree, and yell, 'I WANT NUTS!'"
"NO!" Amanda cried shrilly, "That has innuendo written all over it!"
"I know." Gimli smiled cheesily.
"What does innuendo mean?" Frodo asked. Thankfully, no one answered.
"Are you going to do it or not?"
"NO."
"I'll give you a kiss."
"NO!"
"How 'bout for twenty bucks?" Sam asked.
"SOLD!"
So, in the end, Amananananda- I mean, Amanda, dressed up as a squirrel, climbed a tree, and yelled 'I WANT NUTS!'. Sad, really. I won't go in to the details as they are scary and they made my eyes sting.
"I'm getting bored of this game." Pippin whined.
"I know!" Diana said, "We can play video games!" They all headed into the basement. Diana turned on the TV and the playstation. She put the Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King game into the console. "Who wants to play?"
"OH! OH! MEEEEE!" Merry said. Diana gave him a controller. Dian chose Legolas-of course- to play for the game. The real Legolas twitched.
"Who should I be?" Merry asked. There were many characters to choose from besides Legolas; there was Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Merry, Pippin and Faramir.
"Ew! Who'd want to be Pippin?!" Merry said.
"Yeah, he's such a whiner and he eats a lot." Pippin, who oddly agreed went on, "And he doesn't know a thing about battle and- HEY wait a minute!"
"What?" Aragorn asked.
"I forgot to say that he's not quite that smart and- WAIT!"
"WHAT?!"
"I also forgot that he's also simple-minded too." A couple minutes passed by before Pippin realized what he just said about himself. "Hey! Merry, you tricked me!"
"Pippin," Merry sighed, "No one cares."
"Oh," Pippin said cheerfully, "Okay."
Merry choose to be- what a surprise- Merry. They picked to play the Pelennor Fields level.
"What you have to do," Diana explained, "is fight the orcs until we kill sixty of them. Then, we have to go and kill the Oliphaunts before they kill Eowyn and...well, you. After we kill three, a Nazgul" Frodo cringed, "will come and we have to hurt it. It will go away after a while and we go back to killing Oliphaunts. Then, the Nazgul comes back and we kill it and we beat the level. Got it?"
"Yup!" Merry replied.
"Ready?" Merry nodded. "GO!" Diana, controlling Legolas, slashed through Southrons and Mukmamil. She had killed about 10 by now.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Merry died. Already.
"It's okay, you have a respawn." Diana said. Within 10 seconds, Merry was playing again. And within 3, he died. Again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Merry cried in agony, "CURSE YOU!" Merry pulled out his infamous carrot and nibbled on it to make him feel better.
What will they do next? Why did Gimli call Amanda Amananananda? Is Pippin really that dumb? Why is merry horrible at playing video games? When will the insanity end? You probably won't find out in Chapter 4, but read it anyways!