Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Lord of the Rings characters.
A/N: Sorry this chapter took long! Internet problems AND writers block.
Sucks, I know. Anyways, here chapter 4!
Chapter 4: The Doom that is Keith
"Maybe video games isn't such a good idea." Diana was about to turn the console off, but Boromir spoke up.
"NO! I wanna play!" He cried.
"Yeah," Hayley said, "Me too!"
"Hey," Adrienne said, "I thought you didn't like video games!"
"Well..."
"Okay then." Boromir said, "The match has been set. Whoever gets the most kills, wins."
"You're going down, son!"
"I beg to differ!"
Hayley decided to be Aragorn and Boromir decided to be Faramir. Boromir wanted to know why he wasn't in the game, and no one wanted to answer. They chose the Black gate level and started to play.
Hayley was doing pretty well. She got used to it quickly. She had killed about 12 guys by now.
Boromir was doing well, but he wasn't adjusting as fast as Hayley. He had only killed 5.
"Hey!" Hayley shouted, "I was about to kill him!"
"So?" Then, the scene changed. They could hear Gandalf talking about destroying the evil that marshals before us etc. Then, the orcs surrounded them on all sides. They came first from the right, then from all sides. After they killed 6 bosses, they faced the Nazgul. Hayley threw spears and killed them all.
"HEY! You didn't let me kill any of them!" Boromir pouted.
The end, they both killed 76 orcs, mumakil, and southrons.
"There's only one way to settle this." Jenna said. "NAME CALLING FACE- OFF!" (dramatic music plays.)
"DORK!" Boromir shouted.
"Is that the best you could think of?" Boromir nodded. "You're such a dumbass."
"I am not a donkey!" Aragorn whispered something in Boromir's ear. "Auta miqula oruqu*!" Boromir said triumphantly.
"Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina*!" Hayley replied.
Frodo now whispered something to Boromir. "GERMAN GIRL!" At this everyone gasped.
"OH MY GOSH!" Jenny shouted, "YOU CALLED HAYLEY A GERMAN GIRL! HOW COULD YOU! I mean- wait, I don't get it."
"It's a long story" Adrienne said. "Did you know, that when you squeeze a ketchup bottle, the ketchup comes out at 25 mi an hour?" "Yes Diana," Anne said, "You've told us this before." "But did you know that when you sneeze-" "Yes." "And also when-" "You can never keep your eyes open when you sneeze, we know." And then, there was a knock upon the door. Again. Lydia stood up to answer it, and Jen joined her.
A teenager who looked to be 17 or 18 stood in the doorway. He looked familiar. Lydia thought she had seen him on some show.
"Who are you?" Jen asked.
"Hi, my name's Keith."
"Oh no.. You were ever on American Idol?" Lydia asked, sounding a little scared.
"Yes." Keith replied angrily. "But those idiots rejected me." Keith pushed pass the two girls and walked into the room. He stared at all four hobbits still eating.
"Hey, weren't you guys in a movie or something?" Keith said, sounding gay.
"What's a movie?" Pippin asked Merry.
"I think you eat it." Merry whispered. The rest of the Fellowship came into the kitchen along with everyone else.
"HOLY CRAP!" IT'S KEITH!" Miriam screamed in fear. Keith took this the wrong way, and thought he was well liked in this house.
Fat chance.
"Since you like me so much," Keith, unfortunately said, "I will sing for you!"
"No, really you don't have to-"
Too late. Again. Why is it that no one can stop anything bad from happening in this story? ~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~
PLEASE REVIEW! All the elvish in the story was Go kiss an orc (Auta miqula oruqu) and You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. (Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina)
Chapter 4: The Doom that is Keith
"Maybe video games isn't such a good idea." Diana was about to turn the console off, but Boromir spoke up.
"NO! I wanna play!" He cried.
"Yeah," Hayley said, "Me too!"
"Hey," Adrienne said, "I thought you didn't like video games!"
"Well..."
"Okay then." Boromir said, "The match has been set. Whoever gets the most kills, wins."
"You're going down, son!"
"I beg to differ!"
Hayley decided to be Aragorn and Boromir decided to be Faramir. Boromir wanted to know why he wasn't in the game, and no one wanted to answer. They chose the Black gate level and started to play.
Hayley was doing pretty well. She got used to it quickly. She had killed about 12 guys by now.
Boromir was doing well, but he wasn't adjusting as fast as Hayley. He had only killed 5.
"Hey!" Hayley shouted, "I was about to kill him!"
"So?" Then, the scene changed. They could hear Gandalf talking about destroying the evil that marshals before us etc. Then, the orcs surrounded them on all sides. They came first from the right, then from all sides. After they killed 6 bosses, they faced the Nazgul. Hayley threw spears and killed them all.
"HEY! You didn't let me kill any of them!" Boromir pouted.
The end, they both killed 76 orcs, mumakil, and southrons.
"There's only one way to settle this." Jenna said. "NAME CALLING FACE- OFF!" (dramatic music plays.)
"DORK!" Boromir shouted.
"Is that the best you could think of?" Boromir nodded. "You're such a dumbass."
"I am not a donkey!" Aragorn whispered something in Boromir's ear. "Auta miqula oruqu*!" Boromir said triumphantly.
"Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina*!" Hayley replied.
Frodo now whispered something to Boromir. "GERMAN GIRL!" At this everyone gasped.
"OH MY GOSH!" Jenny shouted, "YOU CALLED HAYLEY A GERMAN GIRL! HOW COULD YOU! I mean- wait, I don't get it."
"It's a long story" Adrienne said. "Did you know, that when you squeeze a ketchup bottle, the ketchup comes out at 25 mi an hour?" "Yes Diana," Anne said, "You've told us this before." "But did you know that when you sneeze-" "Yes." "And also when-" "You can never keep your eyes open when you sneeze, we know." And then, there was a knock upon the door. Again. Lydia stood up to answer it, and Jen joined her.
A teenager who looked to be 17 or 18 stood in the doorway. He looked familiar. Lydia thought she had seen him on some show.
"Who are you?" Jen asked.
"Hi, my name's Keith."
"Oh no.. You were ever on American Idol?" Lydia asked, sounding a little scared.
"Yes." Keith replied angrily. "But those idiots rejected me." Keith pushed pass the two girls and walked into the room. He stared at all four hobbits still eating.
"Hey, weren't you guys in a movie or something?" Keith said, sounding gay.
"What's a movie?" Pippin asked Merry.
"I think you eat it." Merry whispered. The rest of the Fellowship came into the kitchen along with everyone else.
"HOLY CRAP!" IT'S KEITH!" Miriam screamed in fear. Keith took this the wrong way, and thought he was well liked in this house.
Fat chance.
"Since you like me so much," Keith, unfortunately said, "I will sing for you!"
"No, really you don't have to-"
Too late. Again. Why is it that no one can stop anything bad from happening in this story? ~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~***~
PLEASE REVIEW! All the elvish in the story was Go kiss an orc (Auta miqula oruqu) and You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. (Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina)