Hawaiian Havoc!

To the crow that caws at half pass star wars: I see you changed your name again. Zanya and Scott as Sonny and Cher, huh? Well, it just so happens when it comes down to some vacations, some people have fun and some don't. You can't avoid that. Can't wait to hear more from you!

To randominity: Hello! Nice to hear from you! So, you want to see Scott and Zanya do Sonny and Cher too huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. And I'll see if I can put in more Duncan torture for you.

To Sparky Genocide: Hey, nice to hear from you again! Hmm, Scott as an ornery dance instructor at a Cobra Hawaiian party, huh? That's…one…interesting suggestion. I'll see what I can do for that.

To soulstress: I'm glad you liked seeing old Scotty Summers as a dog. I have no idea where that came from. Maybe I will keep Zanya dazed for a little while. Thanks for the idea! Oh yeah, I can't wait for the new chapter of 'Tempest'. Please put it up! And enjoy this new insanity!

To Red Witch: Here's more madness for you! Enjoy!

It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs) This time, our Dreadnok theme continues again with a Dreadnok that enjoys the thrill of the hunt, Gnawgahyde!

Gnawgahyde

Real Name: Unavailable

Function: Dreadnok Poacher

Class: Human

Nationality: Australian

Bio: Very little if anything is known about the Dreadnok known as Gnawgahyde except that he does hail from Australia. What is known is that he was one of the most infamous and skilled hunters and poachers ever to hit Africa, the Dark Continent. He was so effective as a hunter, he may have decimated the herds of all of Africa's endangered species. That is, if his fellow poachers hadn't sent him packing because of his tendencies to cheat at card games, smelling bad, and being a real pain in the neck.

After this, Gnawgahyde earned money as a fur thief when he met the Dreadnoks at an all-night donut shop. He was recruited on the spot. He was easily able to adapt his skills for mercenary work. Dreadnok membership has become a family business for Gnawgahyde as he recently brought in his teenaged American nephew Steve Garrett, known as Leathersuit because of his alligator-like mutation given by his X-Gene.

Note: Gnawgahyde has a rather disgusting way of preparing for a hunt: For a month before going out, he will not bathe and then smear rancid hog fat on himself to hide his scent. He only eats what he shoots and traps in the wild, because he believes the chemical additives of processed food will make his scent more obvious.

Chapter 15: Again with the Random Madness!

In town

Jason Fox, Lance Alvers, and Olivia Osnick, the mutants known as Foxfire, Avalanche, and Spyder, sat on a bench, laughing their heads off at the footage replaying on Fox's digital camcorder.

"Get off me! Scott! Get off! That's sick! AAAAGH!!!!" The voice of Jean Grey screamed from the camera. "Get off my leg!"

"Scott's going to be in the doghouse for a week! Literally!" Spyder wiped a tear from her eye.

"More like a month!" Fox added with his own laugh.

"Oh boy." Lance smiled. "We got blackmail material for a year."

Somewhere else in town

"Oh man, what a bad day." Duncan moaned as he walked down the street. "I got beat up by a bunch of women! What a bad day."

"Hey look out!" Someone yelled. A truck with a cylindrical rig careened down the road, out of control.

"Yipe!" Duncan jumped out of the way before the truck hit the wall in front of him. The football player blinked. He then grinned. "Yeah!" He did a dance. "Yeah! Dunc rules! Dunc rules! Dunc huh?" Duncan blinked when he heard the sound of metal bending. Before he knew it, the back of the truck burst open and sprayed its contents, raw sewage, all over him! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! I HATE THOSE MUTANTS!!!! I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS LOONEY WORLD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!"

The harbor

"I am the Queen of England! I demand you release me at once!" Storm yelled at Lila, Roberto, and Paige. They were carrying a bound Storm over their heads.

"Don't worry, your highness. We're just protecting you from an attempt on your person." Lila chuckled.

"Huh?" Roberto and Paige blinked.

"Play along." Lila whispered. Sunspot and Husk nodded in understanding.

"Uhm, yeah Your Majesty." Roberto nodded quickly.

"Yeah, some uhm…um…" Paige struggled to come up with something to say.

"Angry insane squirrel people!" Lila added quickly.

"What?!" Roberto whispered.

"You can do better? Go ahead!" Lila whispered back in a snappy tone.

"Never mind." Roberto sighed.

"Thank you." Lila said. "Uhm, yes Your Majesty, you see, those squirrel people are after your country's supply of tea."

"There you guys are." Rogue said. "Over here!" Lila knocked out Storm with a chop to the neck. "That's all the adults." The kids managed to gather up all the adults and put them in a pile.

"Look what the cat dragged in." Lila laughed as she saw an angry Jean stomped up to the group, dragging the St. Bernard Scott behind her by the scruff of his costume. "I am appalled, Jean. You don't know how to treat animals. They have feelings, too." Jean turned and glared at Lila.

"Not. Another. Word. Cheney." Jean spat. Jean wiped her face.

"Woof! Woof! Woof!" Scott barked and panted happily. Lila laughed.

"Man, I've heard the old phrase that men are dogs, and I heard you tend to treat your men like 'em, Grey, but that is just plain ridiculous." Lila laughed.

"Listen Lila, I look for Scott all day, to find him running around thinking he's a freakin' St. Bernard! Then, he attacks me, gives me a tongue bath, and then…" Jean glared at Lila, who just kept on laughing harder as Jean spoke. "Have you seen Lance, Fox, or Spyder anywhere? I haven't seen them all day."

"Ah, they're probably out partying." Lila shrugged, scratching Scott's head. "That's a good boy…" Lila cooed. Jean's face turned scarlet.

"WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING!?!?!? MY BOYFRIEND IS A DOG!!!"

"We already know Scott's a dog. You don't need to remind us." Lila said snidely.

"I don't need my powers to take you down, Cheney!" Jean snapped.

"Bring it on, Little Red Riding Hood!" Lila snapped back. The two girls started brawling when Sam and Jesse held them back.

"Look, we'll look for those three yahoos later. Right now, let's put the adults somewhere safe." Rogue suggested. The others all looked at each other.

"Hey! Where'd Scott go?" Jean asked, noticing Scott disappeared.

Hoo brother! Looks like the X-Men and Misfits are in big trouble! Where'd Scott go? What insanity will happen next? Where will they put the adults? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!