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Lord of the Rings characters.
Chapter 5: Angergorn!
"Like a virgin..touched for the very first time!" Keith sang, and everyone was curled up into balls, rocking back and forth.
AND THEN THE UNICORN CAME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH WHO ELSE BUT JACK SPARROW ON IT'S BACK!!!!!!! !
"You know what, Keith, mate? SHUT UP!" said the infamous man of pirate gloriosity, and hit him over the head with a bottle of RUM. It wasn't gone.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE INFAMOUS MAN OF PIRATE GLORIOSITY JACK SPARROW!" Merry shouted.
"How do you know Jack Sparrow?" Dianda asked.
"Oh, come on. EVERYONE'S seen Pirates of the Carribean."
"Such a pretty boat!" piped up Hayley, doing a very bad Jack Sparrow impression.
"Ship!" finished Pippin.
Hayley snorted and accidentally inhaled a kernel of popcorn. (YES, she was eating popcorn, it did not just APPEAR.) (Okay, maybe.)
"Argh!" she fell down and starting having convulsions.
"Should we help her?" asked Frodo, peering at the twitching figure.
"No, this happens all the time. She'll get over it." Katherine said, and went over to inspect the unicorn.
"How did you get a unicorn?" Katherine asked.
"It's a rental." Jack replied, being all dazed-like. As usual..yeah.
"I WANT A UNICORN!" Aragorn shouted.
"NO!"
"YES!" "NO!"
"YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!"
"YES!" Aragorn shouted, took out his sword, and shoved it, in a very "Return of the King video game"-esque move, into Diana's basement floor.
"You have way too much pent up anger." Hayley said, stopping her convulsions for the moment. "You're like..Angergorn."
The rest of group snickered, even Jack and his unicorn, even if it was only because the unicorn had just kicked Gimli in the...yeah.
"Angergorn." Legolas said, trying not to laugh.
"DON'T CALL ME THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Angergorn whined.
"Meow." Hayley went back to doing her convulsions. The world was normal once again. Until she started humming the "Under the Sea" theme from the Little Mermaid.
After a few minutes, Hayley's convulsions stopped for good. I think. But she started to cling to Jack's leg. He didn't seem to mind though.
"Let's play a new game." Hanna said.
"OH! I have an idea!" Diana said, "We can play capture the flag!"
"How do you play that?" Boromir asked.
"Well, there are 2 teams and they each have a flag. The teams hide each flag and then, the members of each team go over to the other teams side to try to find their flag. But if someone from that team tags you, you have to go to jail."
"JAIL?!" Jack cried, "WHAT JAIL! I AM NOT GOING TO ANOTHER JAIL AND BEING FORCED TO HAVE BLOODY EUNUCHS AS CELL MATES!" Jack curled up into a ball and started to suck his thumb.
"No, not that kind of jail!" Jenna explained, "It's a spot where you stand until someone from your team frees you."
"Oh, that's interesting."
"Very interesting!" Hayley said, beaming at the Captain in all his .... uh... Jack Sparrowness?
"Okay then, let's split up into teams." Adrienne suggested.
"I WANNA BE ON LEGOLAS'S TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The members of S.O.L.F screamed in unison. Legolas cringed.
In the end, Team 1 consisted of Legolas, Diana, Jen, Katherine, Jenna, Hanna, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Amanda and Jenny. Jack Sparrow, Hayley, Adrienne, Aragorn, Anne, Lydia, Miriam, Gandalf, Boromir, Frodo and Sam were on Team numbah 2.
Yes, I just typed numbah.
Gandalf said in an overly dramatic voice "So it begins...."
Both teams went outside and hid their flags. Merry, Pippin and Jenny stayed behind to guard the jail, as did Anne Lydia and Miriam.
"I FOUND IT!!!!" Gimli shouted, waving a green handkerchief in the air.
"Gimli," Hanna said, "That's our flag."
"Oh. I knew that."
"ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!" Aragorn cried, "WHERE IS THE BLOODY FLAG!?!?"
"Angergorn..."
Who will win Capture the Flag? Where in the world did Angergorn comefrom? Well, I actually know.
But here is an interesting fact! My friend Hayley helped me write Chap. 5 and was actually humming the "Under the Sea" theme from the Little Mermaid. But, THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH HAYLEY!
Chapter 5: Angergorn!
"Like a virgin..touched for the very first time!" Keith sang, and everyone was curled up into balls, rocking back and forth.
AND THEN THE UNICORN CAME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH WHO ELSE BUT JACK SPARROW ON IT'S BACK!!!!!!! !
"You know what, Keith, mate? SHUT UP!" said the infamous man of pirate gloriosity, and hit him over the head with a bottle of RUM. It wasn't gone.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE INFAMOUS MAN OF PIRATE GLORIOSITY JACK SPARROW!" Merry shouted.
"How do you know Jack Sparrow?" Dianda asked.
"Oh, come on. EVERYONE'S seen Pirates of the Carribean."
"Such a pretty boat!" piped up Hayley, doing a very bad Jack Sparrow impression.
"Ship!" finished Pippin.
Hayley snorted and accidentally inhaled a kernel of popcorn. (YES, she was eating popcorn, it did not just APPEAR.) (Okay, maybe.)
"Argh!" she fell down and starting having convulsions.
"Should we help her?" asked Frodo, peering at the twitching figure.
"No, this happens all the time. She'll get over it." Katherine said, and went over to inspect the unicorn.
"How did you get a unicorn?" Katherine asked.
"It's a rental." Jack replied, being all dazed-like. As usual..yeah.
"I WANT A UNICORN!" Aragorn shouted.
"NO!"
"YES!" "NO!"
"YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!"
"YES!" Aragorn shouted, took out his sword, and shoved it, in a very "Return of the King video game"-esque move, into Diana's basement floor.
"You have way too much pent up anger." Hayley said, stopping her convulsions for the moment. "You're like..Angergorn."
The rest of group snickered, even Jack and his unicorn, even if it was only because the unicorn had just kicked Gimli in the...yeah.
"Angergorn." Legolas said, trying not to laugh.
"DON'T CALL ME THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Angergorn whined.
"Meow." Hayley went back to doing her convulsions. The world was normal once again. Until she started humming the "Under the Sea" theme from the Little Mermaid.
After a few minutes, Hayley's convulsions stopped for good. I think. But she started to cling to Jack's leg. He didn't seem to mind though.
"Let's play a new game." Hanna said.
"OH! I have an idea!" Diana said, "We can play capture the flag!"
"How do you play that?" Boromir asked.
"Well, there are 2 teams and they each have a flag. The teams hide each flag and then, the members of each team go over to the other teams side to try to find their flag. But if someone from that team tags you, you have to go to jail."
"JAIL?!" Jack cried, "WHAT JAIL! I AM NOT GOING TO ANOTHER JAIL AND BEING FORCED TO HAVE BLOODY EUNUCHS AS CELL MATES!" Jack curled up into a ball and started to suck his thumb.
"No, not that kind of jail!" Jenna explained, "It's a spot where you stand until someone from your team frees you."
"Oh, that's interesting."
"Very interesting!" Hayley said, beaming at the Captain in all his .... uh... Jack Sparrowness?
"Okay then, let's split up into teams." Adrienne suggested.
"I WANNA BE ON LEGOLAS'S TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The members of S.O.L.F screamed in unison. Legolas cringed.
In the end, Team 1 consisted of Legolas, Diana, Jen, Katherine, Jenna, Hanna, Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Amanda and Jenny. Jack Sparrow, Hayley, Adrienne, Aragorn, Anne, Lydia, Miriam, Gandalf, Boromir, Frodo and Sam were on Team numbah 2.
Yes, I just typed numbah.
Gandalf said in an overly dramatic voice "So it begins...."
Both teams went outside and hid their flags. Merry, Pippin and Jenny stayed behind to guard the jail, as did Anne Lydia and Miriam.
"I FOUND IT!!!!" Gimli shouted, waving a green handkerchief in the air.
"Gimli," Hanna said, "That's our flag."
"Oh. I knew that."
"ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!" Aragorn cried, "WHERE IS THE BLOODY FLAG!?!?"
"Angergorn..."
Who will win Capture the Flag? Where in the world did Angergorn comefrom? Well, I actually know.
But here is an interesting fact! My friend Hayley helped me write Chap. 5 and was actually humming the "Under the Sea" theme from the Little Mermaid. But, THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH HAYLEY!