Hawaiian Havoc!

To Sparky Genocide: You didn't really spook me with your suggestion, Sparky. Your suggestion made me thing of the movie "Bring It On". In particular, the scene with the jerky dance instructor in the WAAAAAAAY too tight black leather pants. I'm glad you liked that thing with Dog-Scott on Jean's leg. That was funny! In fact, I burst out laughing writing it myself! Scott as Michael Jackson? That's…a little too creepy. No offense to you though. I hope you like this new chapter of insanity!

To the crow that caws at half past Duncan torture: Changed your name again, huh? You and randominity have reviews that agree, huh? Well, maybe you look at the world in similar ways. And I'm glad you liked the Duncan torture. Duncan gets abducted by aliens, huh? That's an interesting suggestion. Thank you! I'll see what I can do! Enjoy this new chapter full of madness!

To c-wolf: Hey cool! You reviewed! Nice to hear from you again! I love your "Hates flu season" stories! They are so funny! Especially the Scott ones where he ends up getting slammed against the walls. I love your idea of Scott becoming Barney. That's so funny! I'll see what I can do for that. Enjoy the new chapter full of madness!

To Red Witch: COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

To soulstress: I'm glad you liked that chapter, including the angry insane squirrel people, the red riding hood comment, and Duncan drinking raw sewage. How will Scott and Jean react to Fox, Spyder, and Avalanche's actions? I can imagine Jean would be furious, yet also interested as to where Scott's been and what he's been up to all day. Scott would be really furious, but yet I can imagine he also would be extremely scared of what he was doing, considering he most likely won't remember himself in those delusions.

To Aaron: I'm glad you liked the new chapter. And I also liked the suggestions you provided. What will Fox, Lance, and Spyder do with all this blackmail material? Well, let's just say Foxfire will end up not having to do as many Danger Room sessions as the other kids, and Lance and Spyder would have their own personal servant for a while. I think Jean is going to kill Scott for being a little over-friendly with her leg back there.

To Wizard1: Where are you, man?!

To Metal Dragon1: Hey dude! I can hardly wait to see the new chapter of 'Take the Long Way Home'!

It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs) This time, we continue or Dreadnok theme by taking another look at a Dreadnok that was profiled before in one of the earliest editions of Profile Time: Leathersuit!

Leathersuit

Real Name: Steve Garrett

Class: Mutant

Nationality: presumed American

Birthplace: Unknown

Powers: Leathersuit has a mutation that is physical, covering his body in green scales, and giving him sharp teeth, yellow eyes, and an alligator tail. He has superhuman strength, a degree of resistance to injury, and enhanced senses of sight and smell.

Bio: Not much is known about the early life of Leathersuit. What is known that he may have been abandoned due to his radical physical mutation, and he has spent time in the Wildfire Wrestling School in Boston, where he met and developed a rivalry with future East Coast Misfit Jake "Red Dragon" Wildfire. Leathersuit was eventually kicked out for being overly violent.

It's not known how he joined the Dreadnoks, but he is known to be the nephew of the Dreadnok poacher Gnawgahyde.

Note: Leathersuit is a trained wrestler. He has a great knowledge of holds and moves in a variety of wrestling styles, including technical, and lucha libre. He's not too bright, but he's a dangerous fighter.

Chapter 16: Scott Screws Up!

In town

"Guys!" Fox waved from behind a bush to an ice cream shop behind him. Spyder and Lance leapt behind the bush. They were having ice cream.

"Oh, this is too good!" Lance laughed. They were watching Scott dance around on the sidewalk across the street dressed like a certain evil purple dinosaur.

"I love you, You love me, we're a happy family…" Scott sang in a goofy voice.

"Barney. How I loathe thee." Fox growled behind his camera.

"Hey look." Spyder pointed. "All those little kids are gathering. How cute. I had no idea Barney was still popular."

"Hey look at all those parents walking towards him." Lance blinked. "And they're all carrying pointy sticks. Some have bats…I see a couple torches…Hey, that's a flaming barbed-wire 2x4."

"Ooh, he ain't gonna be pretty no more." Fox winced.

"Ooh, I don't think the human leg is supposed to be bent like that." Spyder winced.

"Nor is the ribcage supposed to be there." Lance gulped.

On the beach

"Ah HA!!" Road Pig leapt out in front of Althea, Todd, and Mr. Redford, shotgun in hand.

"Road Pig!" Todd and Al assumed defensive positions.

"More like Donald." Todd quipped.

"Now we have you Redford, right Zanya?" He looked to his left. "Zanya?" She was gone. "Oh great! Nice work Road Pig!" He started arguing with himself. "Me?! Why did I have to watch Zanya when she was knocked out?! Because I could pull off killing Redford myself! Oh yeah?! Yeah! You suck! I do not suck!"

"What's with him?" Redford asked Todd and Althea.

"He has a split personality." Althea explained. She didn't see the giggling and still-dazed Zanya stumble and stagger away. She staggered into a karaoke bar and hit her head.

Back in town

Fox, Lance, and Spyder ran down the street.

"The dazed Scott ran into that karaoke bar!" Fox said.

"Hurry! We gotta record this!" Lance said. They quickly ran to the front window and they noticed a shocking sight.

"Is that…Zanya?" Fox blinked. He smirked. "Oh, we have got to show Jean this!" Fox laughed. "She'll mutilate Scott."

"Not to mention use her telekinesis to throw Summers all over Hawaii." Lance chuckled. Inside, one saw on the stage Scott and Zanya. Scott was dressed up like the late Sonny Bono and Zanya was dressed up like Cher. They looked like the couple did in the 70s television show. And they were singing "I Got You Babe."

"Oh, I can imagine Jean on the rampage." Spyder giggled. "Scotty will be trampled like a pea under an elephant."

"Scott and Zanya as Sonny and Cher. I never thought I'd see the day." Fox chuckled.

Well, looks like Scott is going to die. What more insanity will happen next? What else will Zanya do? Who else will Scott become? What are the other kids up to? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!