Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or jack Sparrow.
A/N: Sorry this Chapter took soooooooooooooooooo long. I just never got around to writing it. I was gonna give up FanFic writing for Lent, (Yes, I'm Catholic) But I gave up Watching LOTR and Playing the Games. I know, I'm trying to accomplish the impossible.
Chapter Six: Truth or Dare: Round 2
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TACKLING ME FOR?!" Legolas shouted, "I'M ON YOUR TEAM!!!" The members of SOLF tackled him to the ground and were on top of him.
"That doesn't mean we can't tackle you!" Hanna said, squeezing Legolas harder. So far, the game wasn't going so well. Team 1 had to keep re-hiding their flag because Gimli kept revealing where it was. The SOLF members weren't even attempting to find the flag, Aragorn lashed out at anyone who so much as mentioned Angergorn or Unicorns. Or PMS.
"MERRY! You let Boromir get Adrienne free from jail!" Jenny cried in anger.
"No I didn't!" Merry replied, "I can't run that fast because I...I'm..."
"Short?" Pippin finished.
"SHUT UP!" Merry slumped to the ground and started to cry. Then, Jack came along and accidentally tripped over Merry.
"Sorry there mate, I didn't see, Merry." This only made him cry even harder.
"Geez Merry, your such a crybaby." Jenny said.
"BRING IT GIRLFRIEND!" Merry jumped up and stood in a ninja-like position.
"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?" Jenny stood on one foot and kicked the other foot out in the air, revealing a red converse with starred shoelaces. "I shall now unleash the Red-Shoed Ninja!"
"HIYAH!" Merry attempted to jab Jenny with his pinky, but failed as Jenny dodged the attack at the last moment using her quick, agile reflexes.
"Hey, you tried to tig me!" Jenny said, sounding annoyed.
"Your point?"
"You weren't officially invited into the game of tig!"
"Yeah I was!" Merry held out a certificate that read:
Meriadoc Brandybuck
You have been officially accepted
In the game of Tig. Signed,
K. Hayley Nickerson Adrienne E. Yoder Diana T. Mousetis
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Jenny screamed, "NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! HAYLEY! ADRIENNE! DIANA!"
The game was paused for the moment and Diana, Hayley and Adrienne came running to the scene. "What's wrong?" Adrienne asked.
"He's got an official Tig Member Certificate!"
"What?" Hayley said, "I don't remember signing one."
"I didn't either." Diana and Adrienne said unison.
DUN DUN DUN DAAA!!!!
"Who did then?" Hayley scanned the crowd. No one looked guilty. "Wait, where's Katherine?"
Then, they could hear whispering coming from behind the trash cans. "You're now an Official Member of Tig!"
Diana peered over the trashcans and found Katherine handing Pippin a forged Tig Member certificate!
Oh, how the plot thickens.
Is there even a plot?
Anyways, Adrienne, Hayley and Diana were outraged.
"KATHERINE! I can't believe you would do this to me!" Diana cried, "It's strictly against the Tig Club rules!"
"I...well..." Katherine stammered.
"No, Katherine, I don't want to hear it!"
"Katherine I. Preston, We, the founders of Tig, hereby banish you from the truly awesome game of TIG." Adrienne said. She pulled Katherine's certificate out of nowhere and ripped it in half.
"FINE." Katherine sneered, "I'll just go to TARA GOODPASTER'S house. But YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!!" And with that, she stormed away.
"What was that all about?" Lydia asked.
"I don't know, and I don't want to know." Anne replied curtly, "Let's continue the game anyways."
"Hey guys," Jenny said, "I have a song you guys have to hear!" She cleared voice and the whole crew sat down in front of her. "Lalalalalalala Buy a Dta so that no robbers can get in your hose and then when they get in the hose goes BEEP BEEP!"
Jack Sparrow stood up and clapped, though he had a little trouble standing with Hayley clinging to his leg. "Beautiful love! Bravo!"
Everyone stared at him, wondering 'Why?'
But then again, Jack was drunk.
So I guess that explains it. Yup, it does.
"What? I thought it was a wonderful song!" Jack replied with a slight blush in his cheeks.
"Alrighty then," Miriam said, "Let's just do something else..."
"Like what?" Boromir asked.
"I don't know..." Miriam's eyes sparked with a new idea, "Let's play truth or dare again! I have a very good idea!" She rubbed her hands together and laughed maniacally.
"Umm, I don't know..." Gandalf said, in an unsure tone.
"Aw, come on!"
"Fine." Gandalf sighed, "I knew I shouldn't have agreed to go on this damn quest!"
They all entered the house again. The crew sat in a big circle in the living room and Diana made popcorn, though Hayley was cautious to stay away from it.
"Okay, everybody comfy?"
They all grumbled in response.
"Okay then," Miriam looked over the crowd many times. "Hmm...SAM!"
"NO! NEVER!" Sam cried and curled up into a ball and was shaking with fear.
"Dude, I haven't even told you the dare yet."
"Oh. Go on."
"Sam, I dare you to...KISS A DOG"S BUTT!"
"NO! NEVER!" Sam cried and curled up into a ball and was shaking with fear.
"You must!" Miriam laughed like a loon.
"But there isn't even a dog here, so HA!"
"BUFFY!" Hayley called. A small Pomeranian strolled into the room. But then, the dog started to spontaneously roll around on the floor.
"She takes after you, I see." Legolas said to Hayley, eyeing the dog.
"Yeah...HEY!"
"So," Miriam said evilly, "The Time has come, dear Samwise!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Will Sam go through with the Dare? And what about Katherine? Why was she forging Tig Certificates? (Well I'd tell you why, but I'd cuss too much and no one would want that.) If you want to know what Tig is, watch the commentaries in the Extended Version of FOTR.
A/N: Sorry this Chapter took soooooooooooooooooo long. I just never got around to writing it. I was gonna give up FanFic writing for Lent, (Yes, I'm Catholic) But I gave up Watching LOTR and Playing the Games. I know, I'm trying to accomplish the impossible.
Chapter Six: Truth or Dare: Round 2
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TACKLING ME FOR?!" Legolas shouted, "I'M ON YOUR TEAM!!!" The members of SOLF tackled him to the ground and were on top of him.
"That doesn't mean we can't tackle you!" Hanna said, squeezing Legolas harder. So far, the game wasn't going so well. Team 1 had to keep re-hiding their flag because Gimli kept revealing where it was. The SOLF members weren't even attempting to find the flag, Aragorn lashed out at anyone who so much as mentioned Angergorn or Unicorns. Or PMS.
"MERRY! You let Boromir get Adrienne free from jail!" Jenny cried in anger.
"No I didn't!" Merry replied, "I can't run that fast because I...I'm..."
"Short?" Pippin finished.
"SHUT UP!" Merry slumped to the ground and started to cry. Then, Jack came along and accidentally tripped over Merry.
"Sorry there mate, I didn't see, Merry." This only made him cry even harder.
"Geez Merry, your such a crybaby." Jenny said.
"BRING IT GIRLFRIEND!" Merry jumped up and stood in a ninja-like position.
"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be?" Jenny stood on one foot and kicked the other foot out in the air, revealing a red converse with starred shoelaces. "I shall now unleash the Red-Shoed Ninja!"
"HIYAH!" Merry attempted to jab Jenny with his pinky, but failed as Jenny dodged the attack at the last moment using her quick, agile reflexes.
"Hey, you tried to tig me!" Jenny said, sounding annoyed.
"Your point?"
"You weren't officially invited into the game of tig!"
"Yeah I was!" Merry held out a certificate that read:
Meriadoc Brandybuck
You have been officially accepted
In the game of Tig. Signed,
K. Hayley Nickerson Adrienne E. Yoder Diana T. Mousetis
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Jenny screamed, "NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! HAYLEY! ADRIENNE! DIANA!"
The game was paused for the moment and Diana, Hayley and Adrienne came running to the scene. "What's wrong?" Adrienne asked.
"He's got an official Tig Member Certificate!"
"What?" Hayley said, "I don't remember signing one."
"I didn't either." Diana and Adrienne said unison.
DUN DUN DUN DAAA!!!!
"Who did then?" Hayley scanned the crowd. No one looked guilty. "Wait, where's Katherine?"
Then, they could hear whispering coming from behind the trash cans. "You're now an Official Member of Tig!"
Diana peered over the trashcans and found Katherine handing Pippin a forged Tig Member certificate!
Oh, how the plot thickens.
Is there even a plot?
Anyways, Adrienne, Hayley and Diana were outraged.
"KATHERINE! I can't believe you would do this to me!" Diana cried, "It's strictly against the Tig Club rules!"
"I...well..." Katherine stammered.
"No, Katherine, I don't want to hear it!"
"Katherine I. Preston, We, the founders of Tig, hereby banish you from the truly awesome game of TIG." Adrienne said. She pulled Katherine's certificate out of nowhere and ripped it in half.
"FINE." Katherine sneered, "I'll just go to TARA GOODPASTER'S house. But YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!!" And with that, she stormed away.
"What was that all about?" Lydia asked.
"I don't know, and I don't want to know." Anne replied curtly, "Let's continue the game anyways."
"Hey guys," Jenny said, "I have a song you guys have to hear!" She cleared voice and the whole crew sat down in front of her. "Lalalalalalala Buy a Dta so that no robbers can get in your hose and then when they get in the hose goes BEEP BEEP!"
Jack Sparrow stood up and clapped, though he had a little trouble standing with Hayley clinging to his leg. "Beautiful love! Bravo!"
Everyone stared at him, wondering 'Why?'
But then again, Jack was drunk.
So I guess that explains it. Yup, it does.
"What? I thought it was a wonderful song!" Jack replied with a slight blush in his cheeks.
"Alrighty then," Miriam said, "Let's just do something else..."
"Like what?" Boromir asked.
"I don't know..." Miriam's eyes sparked with a new idea, "Let's play truth or dare again! I have a very good idea!" She rubbed her hands together and laughed maniacally.
"Umm, I don't know..." Gandalf said, in an unsure tone.
"Aw, come on!"
"Fine." Gandalf sighed, "I knew I shouldn't have agreed to go on this damn quest!"
They all entered the house again. The crew sat in a big circle in the living room and Diana made popcorn, though Hayley was cautious to stay away from it.
"Okay, everybody comfy?"
They all grumbled in response.
"Okay then," Miriam looked over the crowd many times. "Hmm...SAM!"
"NO! NEVER!" Sam cried and curled up into a ball and was shaking with fear.
"Dude, I haven't even told you the dare yet."
"Oh. Go on."
"Sam, I dare you to...KISS A DOG"S BUTT!"
"NO! NEVER!" Sam cried and curled up into a ball and was shaking with fear.
"You must!" Miriam laughed like a loon.
"But there isn't even a dog here, so HA!"
"BUFFY!" Hayley called. A small Pomeranian strolled into the room. But then, the dog started to spontaneously roll around on the floor.
"She takes after you, I see." Legolas said to Hayley, eyeing the dog.
"Yeah...HEY!"
"So," Miriam said evilly, "The Time has come, dear Samwise!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Will Sam go through with the Dare? And what about Katherine? Why was she forging Tig Certificates? (Well I'd tell you why, but I'd cuss too much and no one would want that.) If you want to know what Tig is, watch the commentaries in the Extended Version of FOTR.