Hawaiian Havoc!

To Red Witch: You're back! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Alright! I read your new stuff and loved it! BTW, when will you bring back 'Sleepover of Doom'? I loved your version of the Scottish Beast! I hope he makes another appearance in your new stories! BTW, I'm glad you liked the insanity in the previous chapters, and I hope you enjoy the insanity coming up in this chapter!

To Sparky Genocide: Scott as a boxing kangaroo? Hmm…well, I'll see what I can do. For some reason, I can imagine Jean getting filmed by Girls Gone Wild. I can also imagine how angry Scott would be. I can also imagine the look on his face if it was a special hosted by Kid Razor. That'd be too funny! Scott would be furious! If Lila was in that situation, I can imagine her making Sam go get it for her.

To the crow that saw half pass a dead purple dinosaur: I see you changed your name again. Wow, you hate Barney too? Cool! Well, I thought it'd be funny to see Scott get beaten up. And since I was in a 'Kill Barney' mood, I decided to put Scott in a Barney costume. I also kind of would think that Zanya would make a rather short Mystique. But I can imagine a furious Zartan choking Road Pig like Homer Simpson strangling Bart. Hope you like this new chapter full of insanity.

To Firefly25: Whoa. Thanks a lot for the suggestions! I'll consider them. BTW, I can hardly wait to beta-read the next chapter of 'Reindeer Flotilla'. Please hurry and send it! I can't wait, man! I just can't wait!

To Raliena: What was Scott? I'll tell you when you come back. Hope you like the new stuff!

To soulstress: Hey! I'm glad you liked the chapter! Oh yeah, Jean is angry. Oh yeah, I read the new chapter of "Tempest". And I loved it! I thought it was so funny with Scott's blue teeth and Betsy planning to kill Rogue. And I agree with you about the fact that Barney is kinda creepy. I mean, the kids on the show turn into zombies or something. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!

It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs.) This time, we're going to look at a Cobra that helps get the Vipers into fighting shape, Big Boa!

Big Boa

Real Name: Unknown

Function: Cobra Viper Trainer

Class: Human

Powers: None, although he does possess an extraordinary level of strength, speed, endurance, and stamina.

Bio: Not much is known about the early life of Big Boa. Big Boa is a huge man with a voice like a bullhorn, fists the size of frozen turkeys, and the attitude of an angry boar. He is known to have come from a long line of prizefighters. Big Boa's father was a Vietnam vet who was an Army boxing champion, and Big Boa was introduced to the ring.

By age sixteen, Boa was staging illegal bare-knuckle "toughman" contests, ruining his budding boxing career. He was sent to military school in an attempt to straighten his life out, but Big Boa only became the school bully and got thrown out. He used his competitions to get into Cobra as a trainer for the troops.

Cobra Vipers are an unruly bunch of soldiers that are only motivated by greed. Big Boa is perfect to train them because of his ruthless and unfeeling style of training. Big Boa mostly works behind the scenes, but he has been known to engage Joes in battle on a couple occasions.

Chapter 17: Jailhouse Rock!

In town

"Did you put the adults somewhere safe?" Jean Grey asked Jesse Aaronson.

"Relax, girl." Jesse grinned. "They're fine."

Local jail

"Are you sure they didn't commit any crimes?" One officer asked another, pointing to the snoozing adult X-Men and Joes in the cell.

"Some kid just wanted them to stay here out of the way for a while. They'll be fine." Officer #2 said. "What's that smell?"

"I'm telling you! It was the mutants! The freaking mutants! They did this to me!" Duncan Matthews screamed as two officers carted him off to another cell. "There! They're right there! And their traitor buddies! Wait! Listen to me!"

"This loon was caught covered in raw sewage, and he runs around scaring people." One of them grumbled. "We know the perfect cellmate for you." They carted Duncan off.

"That was weird." Officer #1 said.

"Yup." Officer #2 agreed, sipping his coffee.

"No!" Duncan screamed from inside his cell. "No! Bubba! Stay back! Stay back Bubba! Bubba I'm serious! No! No! NO!! HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Poor sucker. Stuck with Bubba." The officers said.

In town

"Oh man, this footage is great!" Fox laughed as he, Lance, and Spyder watched the footage over on Foxfire's camcorder.

"Oh we gotta save the footage of Scott and Zanya for Jean." Spyder grinned.

"Nah, we can really blackmail Scott's candy arse with that footage." Fox grinned. "Just think, no more painful Danger Room sessions. I hate those."

"And we can make Scott do anything we want, right sis?" Lance grinned.

"Heck yeah!" Spyder laughed. "I can imagine it now: 'Scott, get my juice!' 'Scott, clean my room!' 'Scott, set your room on fire!' 'Scott, go pants Logan.'"

"Life is good." Fox smiled.

"There you three stooges are." Rogue walked up to the trio.

"What's the matter, Rogue? Missed gawking longingly at my incredible body?" Fox wiggled his orange eyebrows. Rogue sneered at the Detroit native.

"You are a pig, Red Wing-boy." Rogue sneered. "Anyway, we've been looking all over for you guys!"

"We've been working. Check it out." Fox showed Rogue some footage. The southerner laughed.

"Oh mah God!" Rogue laughed. "Jean will murder Scott if she evah saw that!"

"Hey Rogue, want to help us?" Spyder asked.

"Why should I?" Rogue crossed her arms. Lance smirked. He knew exactly how to negotiate with an X-Girl.

"Old times' sake." Lance replied. "Plus, if you help us, I'll talk to Paul and see if he can take you out for something to eat." Rogue's green eyes twinkled with delight at the chance to go out with the sensational Starchild.

"Really?!" Rogue said excitedly. Lance nodded.

"Yep." Lance replied. Rogue thought it over for a couple seconds.

"Alright. For Starchild." Rogue shrugged.

Man, those X-Broads will jump rings of fire for Starchild. Spyder mentally chuckled.

"Why do we need her help?" Fox wondered.

"We need Rogue to help us cook up an excuse for where Scott's been and what we were up to." Lance sighed.

Well, looks like the insanity is going to continue! What madness will happen next? How will the adults react to waking up in jail? What are Zanya and Scott up to? What is Lance and Spyder's plan? Will Road Pig get murdered by Zartan? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!