Chapter Seven: Tara and her Nungas- Nungas.
"MWAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHA" Miriam paused to take a breath, "Where was I? Oh yes- MUHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA AHAHHAHA-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SANE, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!" Aragorn shouted. Miriam stopped laughing and shot him an angry glance and muttered something about "stupid fictional characters.
And someone, I'm not saying names, LYDIA, made the mistake of upsetting him even further. "Angergorn...."
"AARRGGHH!!" Aragorn ran to the corner and started rocking back and forth. He was sucking his thumb and holding a blanket that just appeared out of thin air.
It just APPEARED.
...came out of nowhere...
Anyways, Gandalf, Amanda, Adrienne, Jenny and Hayley smacked their foreheads.
"Whoa. Gandalf's a Forehead Smacker?" Jenny asked.
"Well, yes." Gandalf replied, "In this story at least. And in the Lord of the Rings Story. And... oh heck, yeah I am an official Forehead Smacker. I think."
"Okay then."
"So, Sam, shall we commence with the dare?" Miriam asked all mysterious-like.
"NO!"
Do you think that Sam will: Run into the glass door and be knocked out cold. Start singing "Sometime when we touch..." and drive Aragorn completely insane and escaping amid the chaos or: Make Frodo do it. If you guessed A you'd be right! NOT.
If you guessed B, you're wrong and a bit on the loony side. Don't ask me why, you just are.
If you guessed C, you're just dumb.
What Sam really does is as follows:
He kissed the dog's butt. I'm being totally serious. He really kissed the dog's butt and had to go into therapy for months. Also, I'm SO not going into details, as they are bloody and gory and gruesome.
"HAHAHAHA!" Miriam had a camera in her hands and was laughing like a loon on April Fool's Day who just "de-panted" someone and...oh, never mind. "I HAVE THE ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL! ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO ME!"
"Why all of us?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know."
"SHH!" The crew turned around every which way to find out who said that. Diana and Anne and Jenny stealthily sneaked over to where they thought they heard the noise. The three of them peered around the corner into the dining room. Tara Goodpaster and Katherine were sitting there whispering to each other.
"Okay, so then, you pull out the water balloons and I'll get the monkey-"
"I like to whisper too!" Jenny's brother, Doug stuck his head in between there. And he too just appeared out of thin air.
He just APPEARED.
...came out of nowhere...
I'll stop doing that.
"DOUG?!" Jenny said, sounding shocked to no one's surprise, "Since when were you in this fanfiction?!"
"Uh, I don't know." Doug replied.
"Okay then."
"Katherine," Diana said, "NOW what are you plotting against me?"
"Well our plan was sort of ruined when you came in." Katherine answered. "But, our plan was this: We were going to lure the SOLF Members out side with a card board cut out of Will Turner, and then knock you out with water balloons, and then lure everyone else-BUT LEGOLAS- into the basement with a lure thingy and throw a rabid monkey down there to keep ya busy. Then, I'd take Leggy boy home with me!"
"Do NOT call me Leggy Boy!" Legolas shouted from the other room. "My name is LEGOLAS. Say it with me, LE-GO-LAS! I-" Legolas pulled out a razor, "-am a MAN!"
By then, everyone came over to witness what was going down, yo. (Sorry, I had to Ghetto at that moment. I dedicate that moment to Jenny Penny!)
"So," Anne said, "Since your revenge plan failed, what're you going to do now?"
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF...SOCCER!" Katherine said.
"But you hate soccer." Diana replied.
"Well, you'll see why I chose soccer later on in this fic." Katherine replied and she winked at Legolas. Which made him cringe.
"I'll be the referee!" Doug said excitedly.
"Since when did you know anything about soccer?" Jenny asked.
"Since I read this book." He held out a book called Everything You Need To Know About Soccer In Three Minutes.
"That's extremely weird." "That settles it then!" Jack popped in, dragging Hayley along who was STILL clinging to his legs. "We attack at dawn, savvy?"
"Attack what?" Hanna asked.
"Uhh..."
"That's what I thought." Hanna said.
"Anyways," Doug (?) said, "We'll play two on two 'cause no one wants to join your team." He was referring to Katherine and Tara.
"Okay, BRING IT ON DIANA!" Katherine jabbed at Diana in the shoulder.
"Oh, don't get all up in my kool-aid, girl!" Diana replied, snapping her fingers. Suddenly without a warning Katherine HIT her. In the shoulder.
"Oh, now you've asked for it!" Diana would've beaten the crap out of Katherine, but Legolas and Aragorn, who apparently left his blanket, had to hold her back to avert a massacre.
"All right then mates!" Jack piped up, "Remember, NO QUARTER! ATTACK, YOU SCABUROUS DOGS!"
"Attack what?!" Hanna asked, "There is nothing to attack! NOTHING! Besides, what does 'No Quarter' mean?"
"No mercy, savvy?" Hayley said, beaming at Jack.
"Okay, love, I can't feel my leg." Hayley reluctantly let go of Jack's leg after Boromir threatened to call her a G. Girl.
"Best 2 out of 3?" Katherine said.
"If you think you can manage it." Adrienne replied.
"First round," Doug called, "Katherine and Tara vs. Diana and Legolas! Let the beat down begin!"
Katherine was playing offense for her team and so was Diana for her team. That left Tara and Legolas to be goalies. The whistle blew and the game started. Katherine had the ball first out of sheer kindness since she wasn't a very good soccer player. She dribbled the ball down the field a little, but it wasn't long before Diana gained control of the ball. It also wasn't long before she scored.
"GIMME A 'D'!" Merry shouted, and the rest of the hobbits and Gimli (again, ?) were acting like cheerleaders and doing far too many high kicks. (Seriously, picture Gimli doing high kicks. It's hilarious.)
"D!" They answered.
"GIMME A 'Y'!" "'Y'!" "GIMME AN 'A'!" "'A'!" "GIMME A 'N'!" "'N'!" "GIMME AN 'I'!" "'I'!" "GIMME ANOTHER 'A'!" "'A'!" "WHAT DOES IT SPELL?!" "DYANIA!" "Dude," Diana walked over with the soccer ball under her arm. "My name is spelled D-I-A-N-A." "Oh." Merry smiled, "We'll just do another cheer!" "NO!" Everyone else said in unison. Diana got back into position and Katherine started with the ball. Out of pity, Diana let Katherine past, but it still didn't make a difference. Katherine kicked the ball at the goal, but, Legolas blocked the ball using his quick elvish reflexes. HE'S SOOOOO AWESOME! All the SOLF members cheered. Even Katherine. Oh, girls and there obsessions. Anyways, The two teams changed their line up. Legolas and Tara were on the offensive positions. (Things are gonna get weird now.) While Tara was running down the field, her...uh...basoomas, or nunga-nungas as I so lovingly call them,( I LOVE YOU GEORGIA NICOLSON!) were going every which way. And the oddest thing of all things odd happened. Her nunga- nunga's whacked her in the faced and she was knocked out cold. I told it was odd. "Holy crap," Pippin said, "That's was the FUNNIEST thing I ever saw!"
WHEN WILL THE INSANITY END!?!? Probably when I get 20 chapters. But anyways, the whole Tara-getting-knocked-out-by-her-nunga-nungas thing was and idea I got from a book called Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas. Teehee!
"MWAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHA" Miriam paused to take a breath, "Where was I? Oh yes- MUHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA AHAHHAHA-"
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SANE, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!" Aragorn shouted. Miriam stopped laughing and shot him an angry glance and muttered something about "stupid fictional characters.
And someone, I'm not saying names, LYDIA, made the mistake of upsetting him even further. "Angergorn...."
"AARRGGHH!!" Aragorn ran to the corner and started rocking back and forth. He was sucking his thumb and holding a blanket that just appeared out of thin air.
It just APPEARED.
...came out of nowhere...
Anyways, Gandalf, Amanda, Adrienne, Jenny and Hayley smacked their foreheads.
"Whoa. Gandalf's a Forehead Smacker?" Jenny asked.
"Well, yes." Gandalf replied, "In this story at least. And in the Lord of the Rings Story. And... oh heck, yeah I am an official Forehead Smacker. I think."
"Okay then."
"So, Sam, shall we commence with the dare?" Miriam asked all mysterious-like.
"NO!"
Do you think that Sam will: Run into the glass door and be knocked out cold. Start singing "Sometime when we touch..." and drive Aragorn completely insane and escaping amid the chaos or: Make Frodo do it. If you guessed A you'd be right! NOT.
If you guessed B, you're wrong and a bit on the loony side. Don't ask me why, you just are.
If you guessed C, you're just dumb.
What Sam really does is as follows:
He kissed the dog's butt. I'm being totally serious. He really kissed the dog's butt and had to go into therapy for months. Also, I'm SO not going into details, as they are bloody and gory and gruesome.
"HAHAHAHA!" Miriam had a camera in her hands and was laughing like a loon on April Fool's Day who just "de-panted" someone and...oh, never mind. "I HAVE THE ULTIMATE BLACKMAIL! ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO ME!"
"Why all of us?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know."
"SHH!" The crew turned around every which way to find out who said that. Diana and Anne and Jenny stealthily sneaked over to where they thought they heard the noise. The three of them peered around the corner into the dining room. Tara Goodpaster and Katherine were sitting there whispering to each other.
"Okay, so then, you pull out the water balloons and I'll get the monkey-"
"I like to whisper too!" Jenny's brother, Doug stuck his head in between there. And he too just appeared out of thin air.
He just APPEARED.
...came out of nowhere...
I'll stop doing that.
"DOUG?!" Jenny said, sounding shocked to no one's surprise, "Since when were you in this fanfiction?!"
"Uh, I don't know." Doug replied.
"Okay then."
"Katherine," Diana said, "NOW what are you plotting against me?"
"Well our plan was sort of ruined when you came in." Katherine answered. "But, our plan was this: We were going to lure the SOLF Members out side with a card board cut out of Will Turner, and then knock you out with water balloons, and then lure everyone else-BUT LEGOLAS- into the basement with a lure thingy and throw a rabid monkey down there to keep ya busy. Then, I'd take Leggy boy home with me!"
"Do NOT call me Leggy Boy!" Legolas shouted from the other room. "My name is LEGOLAS. Say it with me, LE-GO-LAS! I-" Legolas pulled out a razor, "-am a MAN!"
By then, everyone came over to witness what was going down, yo. (Sorry, I had to Ghetto at that moment. I dedicate that moment to Jenny Penny!)
"So," Anne said, "Since your revenge plan failed, what're you going to do now?"
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF...SOCCER!" Katherine said.
"But you hate soccer." Diana replied.
"Well, you'll see why I chose soccer later on in this fic." Katherine replied and she winked at Legolas. Which made him cringe.
"I'll be the referee!" Doug said excitedly.
"Since when did you know anything about soccer?" Jenny asked.
"Since I read this book." He held out a book called Everything You Need To Know About Soccer In Three Minutes.
"That's extremely weird." "That settles it then!" Jack popped in, dragging Hayley along who was STILL clinging to his legs. "We attack at dawn, savvy?"
"Attack what?" Hanna asked.
"Uhh..."
"That's what I thought." Hanna said.
"Anyways," Doug (?) said, "We'll play two on two 'cause no one wants to join your team." He was referring to Katherine and Tara.
"Okay, BRING IT ON DIANA!" Katherine jabbed at Diana in the shoulder.
"Oh, don't get all up in my kool-aid, girl!" Diana replied, snapping her fingers. Suddenly without a warning Katherine HIT her. In the shoulder.
"Oh, now you've asked for it!" Diana would've beaten the crap out of Katherine, but Legolas and Aragorn, who apparently left his blanket, had to hold her back to avert a massacre.
"All right then mates!" Jack piped up, "Remember, NO QUARTER! ATTACK, YOU SCABUROUS DOGS!"
"Attack what?!" Hanna asked, "There is nothing to attack! NOTHING! Besides, what does 'No Quarter' mean?"
"No mercy, savvy?" Hayley said, beaming at Jack.
"Okay, love, I can't feel my leg." Hayley reluctantly let go of Jack's leg after Boromir threatened to call her a G. Girl.
"Best 2 out of 3?" Katherine said.
"If you think you can manage it." Adrienne replied.
"First round," Doug called, "Katherine and Tara vs. Diana and Legolas! Let the beat down begin!"
Katherine was playing offense for her team and so was Diana for her team. That left Tara and Legolas to be goalies. The whistle blew and the game started. Katherine had the ball first out of sheer kindness since she wasn't a very good soccer player. She dribbled the ball down the field a little, but it wasn't long before Diana gained control of the ball. It also wasn't long before she scored.
"GIMME A 'D'!" Merry shouted, and the rest of the hobbits and Gimli (again, ?) were acting like cheerleaders and doing far too many high kicks. (Seriously, picture Gimli doing high kicks. It's hilarious.)
"D!" They answered.
"GIMME A 'Y'!" "'Y'!" "GIMME AN 'A'!" "'A'!" "GIMME A 'N'!" "'N'!" "GIMME AN 'I'!" "'I'!" "GIMME ANOTHER 'A'!" "'A'!" "WHAT DOES IT SPELL?!" "DYANIA!" "Dude," Diana walked over with the soccer ball under her arm. "My name is spelled D-I-A-N-A." "Oh." Merry smiled, "We'll just do another cheer!" "NO!" Everyone else said in unison. Diana got back into position and Katherine started with the ball. Out of pity, Diana let Katherine past, but it still didn't make a difference. Katherine kicked the ball at the goal, but, Legolas blocked the ball using his quick elvish reflexes. HE'S SOOOOO AWESOME! All the SOLF members cheered. Even Katherine. Oh, girls and there obsessions. Anyways, The two teams changed their line up. Legolas and Tara were on the offensive positions. (Things are gonna get weird now.) While Tara was running down the field, her...uh...basoomas, or nunga-nungas as I so lovingly call them,( I LOVE YOU GEORGIA NICOLSON!) were going every which way. And the oddest thing of all things odd happened. Her nunga- nunga's whacked her in the faced and she was knocked out cold. I told it was odd. "Holy crap," Pippin said, "That's was the FUNNIEST thing I ever saw!"
WHEN WILL THE INSANITY END!?!? Probably when I get 20 chapters. But anyways, the whole Tara-getting-knocked-out-by-her-nunga-nungas thing was and idea I got from a book called Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas. Teehee!