Hawaiian Havoc!
To Red Witch: Yeah, I guess so. Well, sometimes I tend to get discouraged easily. I do hope you make Beast Scottish again. You did a great version of him. I read your new stuff and I liked it! Can't wait for more insanity and I hope you enjoy this new insanity from me!
To RogueFanKC: Alright! Great to hear from you again! It has been too long, man! Am I slightly concerned that Scott may buy the farm? Well, not really. You see, Scott is a professional survivor. He's lived through and recovered from worse. He's one tough little optic blaster. I wouldn't worry. By the time this story ends, he'll be fine. This is fanfiction, after all.
To c-wolf: Alright! Nice to hear from you again! Scott as the Mask, huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. Anyway, hope to hear from you again.
To Sparky Genocide: Well, Jean can be one mean woman. No offense, but I think Pyro's enough on Angelica's plate. Can't wait to hear from you again, and hope you enjoy this new insanity!
To soulstress: I'm glad you liked the chapter! And I also hope you like this new chapter chock full of insanity! Oh yeah, I can hardly wait for you to put up the new chapter of "Tempest".
To the crow that caws at quarter to Scott torture: Another review, another name change. I'm no good at writing musicals. I did like your suggestion. It was pretty funny. Let me guess, the shark named Bruce is a tribute to 'Finding Nemo', right? I saw it on a bus on the way to the Bronx Zoo. Anyway, I went to the circus today. It was awesome!
It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, chants, and claps. Some hold up signs). This time, we continue our Dreadnok/Cobra theme by taking a look at another Cobra flunky, Croc Master!
Croc Master
Real Name: Unavailable
Cobra Function: Crocodile Trainer
Bio: Not much is known about the early life of the man known as Croc Master. What is known is that he once wrestled alligators and sold burglar alarms door-to-door. He founded a little company known as Guard Gators Incorporated, which used trained alligators in home security. The company did not do too well because of people's concerns about the reliability and safety with the crocodiles.
His ad in Florida newspapers attracted Cobra, and he was hired on a trial basis to handle Cobra Island security. He brought a very vicious, fast, hostile, powerful, and psychotic bunch of crocodiles to the waterways of Cobra Island. He often is found dozing in those same waterways with only his nose breaking the surface.
He is as powerful and amoral as his crocodiles, whom he often names after women and refers to them as 'his girls'. He thinks of his crocodiles as his children.
Note: It is believed that Croc Master may be a mutant with some psionic power over reptilian life, but this is yet to be confirmed.
Chapter 19: The End is Near!
In town
"Oh this is great!" Fox, Rogue, Lance, and Spyder howled in laughter as they watched and filmed Jean chasing after Scott, who miraculously returned to normal.
"HELP ME!!! SAVE ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! OW!!!! JEAN, THAT HURTS!!!! OW!!! STOP THAT!!! HELP ME!!!! WHAT DID I DO?!?! WHAT DID I DO?!?! SOMEONE TELL MEEEE!!!!! OWWWW!!!!" Scott screamed as he covered himself as he ran. "I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!"
"COME BACK HERE YOU JERK!!! DON'T GIVE ME THAT 'I DON'T REMEMBER' STUFF, YOU LYING JERK!!! GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, SCOTT SUMMERS!!! YOU JERK!!! YOU LIAR!!! YOU HEARD ME, GET BACK HERE!!! SCOTT, COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN!!!" Jean screamed, swinging her bat to and fro like she had went completely utterly bonkers.
"Oh man, this is too funny!" Lance laughed.
"Ah don't know. This is funny, but aren't you guys worried she'll try and kill Scott for real?" Rogue blinked.
"Ah, relax Roguester. Jean's one brutal taskmaster-like screeching wench, but she's no murderer." Fox shrugged.
"There you loons are." A voice said. The four mutants turned around and saw Jake. He had a stern look. "Fox, Lance, Spyder, where the heck have you been? And what's going on?" He crossed his arms and tapped his foot. "Well?"
"Aw relax, Jake. We're just having a little fun." Rogue laughed.
"ZANYA, WHERE ARE YOU?!" Road Pig screamed as he ran down the street. Actually, he hopped, considering he was carrying an uprooted palm tree on his back. "PLEASE, ZANYA!!! ZARTAN WILL KILL ME IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOU!! ZANYA, WHERE ARE YOU?!?! C'MON ZANYA, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!! WE STILL HAVE TO ELIMINATE THAT GUY!!! ZANYA!!! OH GOD ZANYA, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?!?!"
"What's going on here?!" Jake moaned.
"Don't worry about it, Dragon." Spyder shrugged. "You don't need to know. Just sit your red butt down and enjoy the show." Jake blinked as he saw a screaming Scott run down the street, a yelling Jean after him, swinging her bat.
"And why is Jean Grey trying to go Cactus Jack on Scott Summers?" Jake blinked. "I never know what's going on around here."
"You would if you weren't so busy chasing around a bunch of loony adult mutants and soldiers." Fox quipped.
"And I see you were doing your part to bring them back." Jake quipped back.
"Uhm…I was too entranced by all the women?" Fox offered. "You know what, I just realized something. I haven't flirted with a single woman all day."
"Alright, we just did Hawaii a great service!" Rogue whooped. "We managed to prevent Foxfire from trying to flirt all day. We are the best!" Rogue hi-fived Jake, Lance, and Spyder, who then hi-fived each other. Fox watched with a deadpan look.
"Oh ha ha, very funny." Fox said sarcastically. "The women of Hawaii are denied the sight of my perfectly-formed body and all you think it is is a joke. This is a tragic day, and you heartless jerks laugh about it."
"Oh relax, Foxfire. We didn't mean it." Jake laughed. "Although with your record, Rogue's comment is understandable."
"Oh stop, Jake." Fox groaned. Rogue could not help but chuckle at the pair. No wonder many people were amazed by the fact that Red Dragon and Foxfire were friends. Their personalities were such opposites: Foxfire was cocky, arrogant, and a self-proclaimed womanizer, while Jake was calm, even-tempered, and rational. "I am one good-looking guy."
"Oy." Jake groaned. "C'mon. We gotta meet the others and hopefully find a way to get the adults back to normal." He saw Jean chase Scott, and the red-haired telepath was carrying a chainsaw. "And hopefully stop Jean from spreading Scott's body parts all over this place."
Okay, the madness is still coming? What insanity will happen next? Will Road Pig find Zanya? Will the adults be alright? Will Scott finally crack? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!