Hawaiian Havoc!
To Goofn1: Yeah, ol' Scotty's in a whole lot of trouble. And I can see all those possibilities of uses for Lance when it comes to all that footage that was shot of Scott basically humiliating himself. Oh yeah, and check out my story "Circus Craziness"! It stars the West Coast Misfits! I can also see members of the Bayville PD's Animal Cruelty unit knocking on the door of the Institute. Jamie answers and they talk for a little bit when the officers see Jean leap around inside, trying to get Scott in a dog costume off her leg by beating him with a stick. I'm also glad you liked the Duncan torture. And thanks for clearing up about who 'your Jeff' was.
To Sparky Genocide: I would not be surprised if Jean does forget about Scott if she sees the Starchild walking around somewhere. And you are correct sir, Rogue was promised a dinner with Paul. Well, this is the last chapter. I hope you enjoyed this story, man!
To soulstress: I'm glad you liked Rogue's joke about Foxfire. Yeah, I guess it is considered normal for Jean Grey to smack Scott Summers around. Heh heh. I don't think Scott will be very happy with the 'art' shot by Lance, Fox, and Spyder. I can hardly wait to read the next chapter of 'Tempest'! I love that story! I'd love to see you write Scott in a mall in a cheerleader outfit.
To Red Witch: Here's more insanity for you! I hope you like it! I read your new stuff and I liked it, but I feel a little lost.
It's Profile Time Again! (Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, chants, screams, and claps. Some hold up signs). Okay, now this time, we take a look at two Cobras who are like birds of a feather…well, they are twin brothers, Tomax and Xamot!
Tomax and Xamot
Real Names: Unknown
Cobra Function: Crimson Guard Commanders
Birthplace: Somewhere in the Mediterranean
Bio: Not much is known about the early life of the twins code-named Tomax and Xamot. They, like their names, are mirror images of each other, except that Xamot has a scar on his face. They have a bond that is almost supernatural in nature: They finish each other's sentences, they sense when each other is in danger, and one even feels the other's pain!
Raised in poverty despite being very smart, Tomax and Xamot joined the Foreign Legion Paras in Algeria. Discontent with taking orders, they became mercenaries, honing their skills in the bush conflicts in Africa and South America. The brothers desired to use their intelligence more, and they studied in Zurich to become bankers, and also experts in international finance and corporate law. They however, preferred to be in situations they could control, and that attracted Cobra Commander, who asked them to join Cobra, promising them command of an army like them. The twins accepted.
The twins lead the Crimson Guard, an elite group of Cobra soldiers. Crimson Guardsmen, or Siegies, are the best trained out of any group of Cobra Vipers, and they are also trained in skills in accounting, business or law. Crimson Guardsmen are often placed deep undercover in influential companies to obtain assets for Cobra or help obtain legal aid for Cobra.
At one point, Tomax and Xamot were aiding Dr. Mindbender in collecting local mutants from the streets of Los Angeles. During that mission, the twins somehow became rivals with future East Coast Misfits Paul and Craig Starr, codename Starchild and Darkstar. Starchild and Darkstar helped save the GI Joes Recondo, Lady Jaye, and Cover Girl from the twins.
Chapter 20: The End is Here!
On the ship
"Man, that was some day." Jake chuckled as he boarded the ship.
"Yeah, no kidding." Lance agreed.
"Ohhhhhhhh…" Scott moaned as he passed by on a stretcher. "I am Batman…" Lance chuckled.
"Oh, what a lovely day."
"Man, that mission was simple." Althea grinned.
"Yeah, yo." Todd agreed.
In town
"Uhm, Zartan, I have bad news." Road Pig said into a pay phone.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Zanya squealed as she staggered around.
"Zanya, get back here!" Road Pig dropped the phone as he chased after her. The phone turned blue as the voice of Zartan cursing could be heard from it.
"ROAD PIG, GET BACK HERE!!!!!!" Zartan roared from the phone
On the ship
"All ashore that's coming ashore!" The captain called from the speakers.
"Man, we had a pretty good time." Paul said to Xi and Jesse.
"Amen to that." They agreed. Paul noticed Xi was carrying a bag full of cookies.
"Uh oh." Paul blinked. Xi started shaking.
"Who gave Xi cookies?!" Jesse yelled.
"Run!" Paul exclaimed. Jesse and Paul ran for their lives as Xi started jumping around.
"COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!! ME COOKIE MONSTER!!!!" Xi yelled as he ran and jumped around.
"Look out!"
"Run!" Pietro, Fred, and Paige screamed as they ran out of the cafeteria. Roberto and Sam peeked inside and saw Rogue and Jean throwing tables and chairs at each other, screeching like banshees.
"They'll get tired. Just let them go at it and wear each other out, man." Roberto said.
"In my case, being alone in a room with Lila is safer than going in there with those two right now in that mood." Sam agreed. The two New Mutants backed off and ran away.
"Ohhhh…" Scott moaned from his stretcher.
"AAAGH!!!" Pyro ran by. "Whoops!" He tripped and knocked into Scott's stretcher. Scott screamed as his stretcher, with him in it, rolled down to the railing and flipped over, sending the leader of the X-Men overboard. "Uh oh." John blinked.
"JOHN, GET BACK HERE!!!" Angelica tried to catch up to John, wielding a golf club.
"Uh oh. Yipe!" John made a break for it, Angelica hot on his heels.
"I'm going to make a line drive into Florida with your HEAD!!!" Angelica screamed as she raced after John.
"You know, I'm getting this odd feeling we forgot something." Lina said to Fred. The large mutant only shrugged. Suddenly, they heard screams. The two mutants ran to the rear of the ship and saw a sight that made Fred laugh a little: The Joes and the adult X-Men were chasing after the boat on a yacht, screaming and waving their arms. Warren and Storm were flying alongside the boat.
"We forgot the adults!" Fred laughed. "Oh my God! I knew we forgot something!"
"Oh my." Lina covered her mouth.
The local jail
"I wonder, isn't anyone going to go pick up that Matthews kid?" One cop asked another. The other cop only shrugged.
"WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!! BUBBA, STAY BACK!!! I'M WARNING YOU!!!! HELP ME!!! BUBBA!!!!! STOP!!!! AAAAGH!!!!!" Duncan's screams reverberated throughout the station.
Well, looks like the day in Hawaii comes to an end! What insanity will happen down the line? What'll happen to our heroes next? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying thanks for reading, and signing off!