Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Lord of the Rings. Professor
J.R.R. Tolkien does. He's my hero!
A/N: Sorry this chappie took soooooooooooooooooo long. I got so busy and I've been playing the Van Helsing game. IT'S AWESOMELY AWESOME! I want to see the movie sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad! Oh, and I just got the Return of the King movie....so I guess you can tell what else I've been watching.
Chapter Ten: The Plan Revealed and Other Stuff
Gandalf waited at the curb. He was a bit scared. I mean, he was entrusting his very life with some random insane people named Diana and Katherine.
"Why do I always have to get involved?" Gandalf turned his head in the direction of Diana's house. He saw Katherine step out, still clothed in her Girl Scout uniform.
"LOOK!" she shouted, "AN OLD MAN IS TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET! GET HIM!" The Girl Scouts looked at Gandalf. In an instant, they sprang from the battle stations and charged towards Gandalf. He stood helplessly under the stop sign. The evil demons surrounded him, all of them offering they're help to cross the street.
"NOW!" Diana screamed. Katherine, Aragorn and Jenna threw a net over all of the Girl Scouts. They screamed with anger and their beady little eyes turned red and... Okay, well their eyes didn't turn red, but they were really pissed off.
"MWA-HA-HA!" Gandalf shot three bolts of lightening at the trapped Girl Scouts. A second later, they all were gone.
"Uh, they aren't actually dead, are they?" Frodo asked.
"No, of course not!" Gandalf laughed, "They went somewhere far worse."
"Where are we?" Girl Scout number 1 asked.
"It looks like a...movie theater." Girl scout number 234 said, "Why are we at a movie theater?" It was dark, but bright enough to see chairs all around them. In the front of the room there was a huge screen. They all sat down the seats. Before they knew it, the evil Girl Scouts of Doom were locked in their seats! And to their worst nightmare, one single horrifyingly horrorifying word appeared on the screen.
Gigli.
"Okay, so what do you guys want to do now?" Lydia asked. (I think that someone has asked that question at least once in every chapter.) They shrugged.
"I have an idea!" Diana smiled.
"Oh no! Every time you have an idea it always turns out to be painful or just plain dumb." Boromir stated.
"Well, in case you haven't noticed, I'm only fourteen and have no life what so ever and...I can't think of anything else to think of in my defense."
"I have a defense!" Adrienne said, "Your also insane."
"Gee, thanks. I'm very flattered." Diana replied sarcastically.
"No you're the good kind of insane. There are two kinds of insane people; The good kind, i.e., you, the weird insane, i.e., Mike Lee, and the bad insane, i.e., Eric Getz."
"That was three kinds." Legolas said.
"Dag!"
"Anyways, What's your plan?" Hayley asked.
"WE are going to fly to England and steal Orlando Bloom's boxers!"
"But I'm SO not gay!" Sam said.
"Hate to break it to ya, but the media thinks otherwise." Adrienne led Sam into the other room and turned on the computer. A few seconds later, girlie screams were heard throughout the neighborhood. Sam slowly walked back into the living room, wide eyed. He stood at the opposite end of the room, away from Frodo.
"Anyways, all we have to do is sneak on a plane that will take us to London." Diana said, "It'll be easy."
"Yeah, right." Gimli rolled his eyes, "How're we supposed to sneak aboard a plane thing? Just walk right in there?"
"You've forgotten something...or rather, someone..." Jack Sparrow sat on the couch next to the possum. Their conversation went like this:
"Hmmnngh mmgrnahg?" asked the possum.
"Hummhrgh hnnnnnghngh." Replied Jack.
Yeah.
"What? He's stolen-"
"Commandeered." Hayley said.
"Oh whatever! He's commandeered a lot of ships! What could be so different about a plane?"
"Okay, so once we get in there, you know what to do, right mates?" Jack asked. They were all outside the airport (Don't ask me how they got there. Let's just say it involves a carrot, a wet sock, and a J-Lo song.) They all huddled together to listen to Jack's instructions.
"I think we do." Jen H. said.
"Great! So go on ahead!" They all walked through the doors. Once they were in, they put their fingers in front of their faces. Surprisingly, no one seemed to take notice of them.
"This isn't going to work!" Gimli whispered.
"Oh, how doubtful you are oh doubtful one! Watch this!" Jack walked up to a little kid named Haley Joe Osment. "Hey little dude, what's up?"
"Oh no," H. J. O. said, "I knew it...Now I AM hearing dead people!" The little deranged kid ran out of the building faster than a fast thing.
"Okay then..."
"HA! My plans always work when people don't do anything stupid!"
coughWill Turnercough
"HEY! I heard that!"
Sorry Will!
Okay, just in case you didn't catch on to that Haley Joe Osment joke, he's the guy who played the dude from the Sixth Sense. Get it now? Yeah, I didn't think anyone would. He also the voice of Sora from Kingdom Hearts! I love that game.
A/N: Sorry this chappie took soooooooooooooooooo long. I got so busy and I've been playing the Van Helsing game. IT'S AWESOMELY AWESOME! I want to see the movie sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad! Oh, and I just got the Return of the King movie....so I guess you can tell what else I've been watching.
Chapter Ten: The Plan Revealed and Other Stuff
Gandalf waited at the curb. He was a bit scared. I mean, he was entrusting his very life with some random insane people named Diana and Katherine.
"Why do I always have to get involved?" Gandalf turned his head in the direction of Diana's house. He saw Katherine step out, still clothed in her Girl Scout uniform.
"LOOK!" she shouted, "AN OLD MAN IS TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET! GET HIM!" The Girl Scouts looked at Gandalf. In an instant, they sprang from the battle stations and charged towards Gandalf. He stood helplessly under the stop sign. The evil demons surrounded him, all of them offering they're help to cross the street.
"NOW!" Diana screamed. Katherine, Aragorn and Jenna threw a net over all of the Girl Scouts. They screamed with anger and their beady little eyes turned red and... Okay, well their eyes didn't turn red, but they were really pissed off.
"MWA-HA-HA!" Gandalf shot three bolts of lightening at the trapped Girl Scouts. A second later, they all were gone.
"Uh, they aren't actually dead, are they?" Frodo asked.
"No, of course not!" Gandalf laughed, "They went somewhere far worse."
"Where are we?" Girl Scout number 1 asked.
"It looks like a...movie theater." Girl scout number 234 said, "Why are we at a movie theater?" It was dark, but bright enough to see chairs all around them. In the front of the room there was a huge screen. They all sat down the seats. Before they knew it, the evil Girl Scouts of Doom were locked in their seats! And to their worst nightmare, one single horrifyingly horrorifying word appeared on the screen.
Gigli.
"Okay, so what do you guys want to do now?" Lydia asked. (I think that someone has asked that question at least once in every chapter.) They shrugged.
"I have an idea!" Diana smiled.
"Oh no! Every time you have an idea it always turns out to be painful or just plain dumb." Boromir stated.
"Well, in case you haven't noticed, I'm only fourteen and have no life what so ever and...I can't think of anything else to think of in my defense."
"I have a defense!" Adrienne said, "Your also insane."
"Gee, thanks. I'm very flattered." Diana replied sarcastically.
"No you're the good kind of insane. There are two kinds of insane people; The good kind, i.e., you, the weird insane, i.e., Mike Lee, and the bad insane, i.e., Eric Getz."
"That was three kinds." Legolas said.
"Dag!"
"Anyways, What's your plan?" Hayley asked.
"WE are going to fly to England and steal Orlando Bloom's boxers!"
"But I'm SO not gay!" Sam said.
"Hate to break it to ya, but the media thinks otherwise." Adrienne led Sam into the other room and turned on the computer. A few seconds later, girlie screams were heard throughout the neighborhood. Sam slowly walked back into the living room, wide eyed. He stood at the opposite end of the room, away from Frodo.
"Anyways, all we have to do is sneak on a plane that will take us to London." Diana said, "It'll be easy."
"Yeah, right." Gimli rolled his eyes, "How're we supposed to sneak aboard a plane thing? Just walk right in there?"
"You've forgotten something...or rather, someone..." Jack Sparrow sat on the couch next to the possum. Their conversation went like this:
"Hmmnngh mmgrnahg?" asked the possum.
"Hummhrgh hnnnnnghngh." Replied Jack.
Yeah.
"What? He's stolen-"
"Commandeered." Hayley said.
"Oh whatever! He's commandeered a lot of ships! What could be so different about a plane?"
"Okay, so once we get in there, you know what to do, right mates?" Jack asked. They were all outside the airport (Don't ask me how they got there. Let's just say it involves a carrot, a wet sock, and a J-Lo song.) They all huddled together to listen to Jack's instructions.
"I think we do." Jen H. said.
"Great! So go on ahead!" They all walked through the doors. Once they were in, they put their fingers in front of their faces. Surprisingly, no one seemed to take notice of them.
"This isn't going to work!" Gimli whispered.
"Oh, how doubtful you are oh doubtful one! Watch this!" Jack walked up to a little kid named Haley Joe Osment. "Hey little dude, what's up?"
"Oh no," H. J. O. said, "I knew it...Now I AM hearing dead people!" The little deranged kid ran out of the building faster than a fast thing.
"Okay then..."
"HA! My plans always work when people don't do anything stupid!"
coughWill Turnercough
"HEY! I heard that!"
Sorry Will!
Okay, just in case you didn't catch on to that Haley Joe Osment joke, he's the guy who played the dude from the Sixth Sense. Get it now? Yeah, I didn't think anyone would. He also the voice of Sora from Kingdom Hearts! I love that game.