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A/N: Okay, we are at the last chapter! This'll probably be a little longer than the other chapters, but that's okay. Oh, and JellymanSquirt, this is a fanfic, I can make the story however I want to make it. I don't care if it's OOC. So get out of my face you freak. I don't take to flames very well.
Chapter Twelve:
They all stood there, shocked. "Um....well,"
All of the sudden, Sam ran up the stairs. "WE'RE STEALING YOUR BOXERS! BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He opened the drawer and grabbed the oh-so-sacred boxers. The boxers were white and had a picture of Orlando on them.
Right on the crotch.
"This is awkward." Said Adrienne, "Ha! I am witty! I am funny! I AM SPARTACUS!" (don't ask. But you know you want to.)
"Uh...anyways...GIMME BACK MY BOXERS!"
"JELL-O!" Jenny Penny saw a half eaten cup o' jell-o on his dresser. She grabbed and ate it one bite. "Mmmm...Good year."
"That's been there for a few years now." Orlando Bloom replied.
"Duh, I know."
"I'm selfish I'm wrong I'm right—"
"Everybody just shut up for a minute!" Orlando Bloom screamed above all the hubbub. Little did he know, everyone there had ADD, which he just found out. "Give that back to me! Are you queer?"
"NO, well, maybe." And then Sam ran over to the dresser and grabbed every pair in there, but before he could escape, he disappeared. Literally. And that was the last time we saw him. And everybody cheered, except Frodo, who cried.
"What the crap!?" Strong Bad screamed. Homestar still sang the spyness.
"Dude.... That was the only boxers I had!!!!!" Screamed Orlando
"I guess You'll have to go el natural!!!" Said Jenny Penny. And all the S.O.L.F girls screamed wildly.
"Wait...aren't you wearing boxers now????" Diana asked.
"Umm..." All the S.O.L.F members fainted. Legolas was extremely happy about this. It was then that Orlando first noticed the Fellowship of the Ring was in his bedroom.
Wow, that sounded wrong.
"Whoa..." Orlando felt someone tap his shoulder. "WHAT?!"
"Do you have any more Jell-o?" Jenny Penny curiously asked. "Pudding would be nice, but I'll settle for Jell-o. Preferably lime."
"You're weird." Mr. Hottness himself said.
"No, I'm not weird; I'm just a super freak."
"Um...downstairs in the fridge." Jenny Penny ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. She was okay, but it would explain A LOT.
"On to business," said Strong Bad, "Umm...what were we talking about?"
"MY BOXERS!" shouted Orlando, "BECAUSE OF SAM, I HAVE TO GO EL NATURAL!"
"You have money, go buy new ones." Amanda said.
"Umm..."
"Dude," said Hayley, "We're gonna to get some boxers."
15 MINUTES LATER
"No, those wouldn't look right on him." Said Katherine. Hanna was holding up a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxers.
"Who cares?" Hanna replied, "No one's going to see them."
"I am."
"Shut up!"
"Hey man, I'm a-going ta bomb Iraq." Mr. Hobo was back. He blew a puff of cigarette smoke in her face."
"HOW RUDE!!" said Hanna, "Wait a minute, why are you in a boxer store?"
"I need me some unda-wears." Then Candi and Michelle walked by, waving their purses menacingly. Mr. Hobo screamed like a sissy and ran out of the store.
"I found the perfect pair!" shouted Jenna, and everyone ran over to see them. The boxers were black and had I Love Orlando on them.
"Okay, those look good." Said Orlando.
"You are very vain." Adrienne said. Orlando grabbed the boxers and paid for them.
"You're only getting one pair?" Amanda asked.
"Hey wait," said Merry, "Where's Jenny Penny?"
"She's probably still eating the Jell-o."
"Oh, okay."
"She's probably really fat by now." Said Hayley
"Probably, but it is Non-fat....She's probably just PHAT!!!" said Gimli who was trying to be a pimp.
"No. That was so 1996." Said Adrienne, "I watch I Love the 90's religiously!"
"Maybe we should go back and check on her."
"Nah."
Near by a random guys cell phone rang. "Umm...... hold on." he said in a loud voice, "Is there an Diana in the house???"
"That's me!" Diana ran up and took the phone from the dude. "Hello? NO Jenny Penny...We're at the Boxer R Us. No, I WILL NOT GET YOU ANYMORE JELL-O! BYE!" The phone rang again. Diana picked it up. "What?! Oh, now you want pudding?! TOO BAD!" Diana hung up.
"So...what're we gonna do now?" Aragorn asked.
"Umm, let's go back to Orlando's and have a party!" The cell phone rang again. Diana answered yet again. "What?...Yes, there'll be Jell-o! BYE!" Diana hung up. "We have to go to the grocery store. Jenny ate all the Jell- o."
"I was saving that for New Years." Orlando muttered.
"That's, like, five months away." Said Michelle.
"So?" Off to the grocery store they went...to get groceries. Cause that's usually what you do at a grocery store. I'm going to skip that part, as it is very boring.
When they back to Orli's, Jenny Penny was standing by the fridge. The was all kinds of Jell-o on her mouth. "Bring any Ice Cream?"
"Shut up." Said Boromir.
Orlando went upstairs to put his boxers, when he noticed his other pair of boxers was folded neatly and placed in his drawer. There was a note that read:
"Dearest Orlando,
Sorry for taking your boxers. I was caught up in the heat of the moment. My bad. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.
Toodles,
Samwise Gamgee."
"Wow. That was odd." Orlando went downstairs and picked up the phone. "Hey Kate, I'm having a party! Come on over!"
"TELL HER TO BRING JELL-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Jenny Penny.
"You're getting on my nerves woman!" screamed Orlando
"Sorry, Don't get your tightie whities in a bundle."
"Wait a minute," said Jen. H. "Who's 'her'?"
"Ummm... no one." Orlando started to sweat, and he was getting nervous. But the front door opened, and in walked Kate Bosworth. (dun dun dunnnnn!)
"Hey Orlando, what's going on?" the she-devil (Kate Bosworth) said.
"KATE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE FANGIRLS ARE HERE!" But it was too late. The fangirls attacked Kate Bosworth and beat her up and stuff.
"Well, now that that's taken care of... LET"S PAR-TAY!" But all of a suddenly, a green light flashed, and Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and that kid with the scar popped out of no where.
"Do you have any Jell-o?" Jenny asked Ron.
"What is this Jell-o you speak of?" said Ron, and Jenny's jaw dropped.
"Holy crap and a half, you don't know what Jell-o is?!" Ron shook his head, "You deprived child. You see, it's this jiggly stuff and you eat it. Sometimes it's hard cause it fall off your spoon..."
"OMIGAH!" said Adrienne, doing her best Jessica Simpson impression, "YOU ARE DRACO MALFOY!"
"AND YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Said Draco. "LET'S MAKE-OUT!"
"OKAY!" screamed Adrienne. So they made-out. For a LOOOOOOOOONG time.
"I wanna go home." said Merry.
"Me too." Agreed Pippin.
"How do we even get home?" asked Aragorn.
"I don't know.." said Gandalf, "Let's go upstairs." They all went upstairs, and the S.O.L.F members went into Orlando's room.
"Well, since I didn't get the chance to open his unda-wear drawer, I think I'll open it now." Said Katherine. So she did, and found something very, very interesting. "Hey! A Portal to Middle-Earth!"
"WHAT?!" said the fellowship in unison. Everybody ran into the room. There, in the unda-wear drawer, was a portal to Middle-Earth. You could see the Shire through it, and this made the hobbits happy.
"WOOHOO! LET'S DANCE!" Merry and Pippin and Jack Sparrow for some reason started dancing really funny-like.
"Last one in is a rotten egg!" Pippin did a cannon ball into the portal and you could see him running towards the shire, and then he tripped. And he didn't get up. Merry, Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship followed suit.
But, before Legolas dived in, he said, "Before I go, I have to get something off my chest. Diana, I LOVE YOU!" and he jumped in the portal.
"WOOHOO!" Diana screamed, "Wait for me!" Diana Jumped in too, and nanced off into the distance with Legolas.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Jen. H. shouted. The rest of the S.O.L.F crew tried to get through the portal, but they all ran into the dresser, and the portal was closed off.
"O CRAP, I LOST ANOTHER FRIEND." Jenny Penny cried.
"Whoa what just happened?" said Adrienne, who was holding Draco Malfoy's...hand. Draco's looked a bit confused and his hair was messed up.
"It's about time you showed up, its been about an hour." Said Jack Sparrow.
"Sorry, we got caught in the moment..." Adrienne held out her hand, to reveal an engagement ring.
"Whoa, that was a bit quick," said Jack.
"I wanna get engaged!" said Hayley, "Will you marry me Jack?"
"Sure."
"YESS!"
"Dibbs on flower girl!" said Jenny Penny. "And I'll bring the Jell-O .........I wanna be engaged to...umm..." Jenny turned around and saw that kid with the scar...but she didn't want to marry a geek that taped his glasses. "Hey Ron, wanna get married?"
"Uhh...whatever."
"Well, that wasn't the response I was looking for, but it'll do."
"Wait, I wanna go back to my life of Piracy." Jack told Hayley.
"I'll become a pirate!"
"Ok. But I don't know how to get home."
"Uh...try the sock drawer!" said Hayley. Surely enough, there was another portal to the Black Pearl. "Cool. I'm gonna be a pirate!" And Jack and his wife-to-be jumped aboard the Black Pearl.
"What about us?" said Strong Bad. "You can come with me!" said Jenny Penny. "We'll have tea and Jell-o!"
"Okay."
"Umm.....wait but that kid with the scar and Hermione have to get home." Said Amanda.
"Oh. Well, we can just run through the wall." Said Hermione.
"That's coo'. See ya."
"Bye." Said Hermione Ron sniffled as Hermione though the wall, and Jenny told him to suck it up. (in a nice way) But he laughed as boy-with-scar missed the portal and ran head first into the wall. Eventually, he made it through.
"What do we do now?" Candi asked.
"Go home, I guess." Michelle replied.
"Okay. See ya."
"Hey wait a minute, Draco, I have one thing to say." Jenny Penny smacked him across the face, "THAT'S FOR BEING MEAN TO RON!"
"Hey!" said Adrienne, "Why'd you smack my man?! Back off girlfriend!"
"Wow," said Draco, She fights my battles for me..."
"Okay, let's just end this story now!" said Hanna.
"Yeah, that sounds good this was a long chapter about 7 pages."
"CYA" Said everyone.
THE END!
A/N: Thank God I got that over with!
A/N: Okay, we are at the last chapter! This'll probably be a little longer than the other chapters, but that's okay. Oh, and JellymanSquirt, this is a fanfic, I can make the story however I want to make it. I don't care if it's OOC. So get out of my face you freak. I don't take to flames very well.
Chapter Twelve:
They all stood there, shocked. "Um....well,"
All of the sudden, Sam ran up the stairs. "WE'RE STEALING YOUR BOXERS! BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He opened the drawer and grabbed the oh-so-sacred boxers. The boxers were white and had a picture of Orlando on them.
Right on the crotch.
"This is awkward." Said Adrienne, "Ha! I am witty! I am funny! I AM SPARTACUS!" (don't ask. But you know you want to.)
"Uh...anyways...GIMME BACK MY BOXERS!"
"JELL-O!" Jenny Penny saw a half eaten cup o' jell-o on his dresser. She grabbed and ate it one bite. "Mmmm...Good year."
"That's been there for a few years now." Orlando Bloom replied.
"Duh, I know."
"I'm selfish I'm wrong I'm right—"
"Everybody just shut up for a minute!" Orlando Bloom screamed above all the hubbub. Little did he know, everyone there had ADD, which he just found out. "Give that back to me! Are you queer?"
"NO, well, maybe." And then Sam ran over to the dresser and grabbed every pair in there, but before he could escape, he disappeared. Literally. And that was the last time we saw him. And everybody cheered, except Frodo, who cried.
"What the crap!?" Strong Bad screamed. Homestar still sang the spyness.
"Dude.... That was the only boxers I had!!!!!" Screamed Orlando
"I guess You'll have to go el natural!!!" Said Jenny Penny. And all the S.O.L.F girls screamed wildly.
"Wait...aren't you wearing boxers now????" Diana asked.
"Umm..." All the S.O.L.F members fainted. Legolas was extremely happy about this. It was then that Orlando first noticed the Fellowship of the Ring was in his bedroom.
Wow, that sounded wrong.
"Whoa..." Orlando felt someone tap his shoulder. "WHAT?!"
"Do you have any more Jell-o?" Jenny Penny curiously asked. "Pudding would be nice, but I'll settle for Jell-o. Preferably lime."
"You're weird." Mr. Hottness himself said.
"No, I'm not weird; I'm just a super freak."
"Um...downstairs in the fridge." Jenny Penny ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. She was okay, but it would explain A LOT.
"On to business," said Strong Bad, "Umm...what were we talking about?"
"MY BOXERS!" shouted Orlando, "BECAUSE OF SAM, I HAVE TO GO EL NATURAL!"
"You have money, go buy new ones." Amanda said.
"Umm..."
"Dude," said Hayley, "We're gonna to get some boxers."
15 MINUTES LATER
"No, those wouldn't look right on him." Said Katherine. Hanna was holding up a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxers.
"Who cares?" Hanna replied, "No one's going to see them."
"I am."
"Shut up!"
"Hey man, I'm a-going ta bomb Iraq." Mr. Hobo was back. He blew a puff of cigarette smoke in her face."
"HOW RUDE!!" said Hanna, "Wait a minute, why are you in a boxer store?"
"I need me some unda-wears." Then Candi and Michelle walked by, waving their purses menacingly. Mr. Hobo screamed like a sissy and ran out of the store.
"I found the perfect pair!" shouted Jenna, and everyone ran over to see them. The boxers were black and had I Love Orlando on them.
"Okay, those look good." Said Orlando.
"You are very vain." Adrienne said. Orlando grabbed the boxers and paid for them.
"You're only getting one pair?" Amanda asked.
"Hey wait," said Merry, "Where's Jenny Penny?"
"She's probably still eating the Jell-o."
"Oh, okay."
"She's probably really fat by now." Said Hayley
"Probably, but it is Non-fat....She's probably just PHAT!!!" said Gimli who was trying to be a pimp.
"No. That was so 1996." Said Adrienne, "I watch I Love the 90's religiously!"
"Maybe we should go back and check on her."
"Nah."
Near by a random guys cell phone rang. "Umm...... hold on." he said in a loud voice, "Is there an Diana in the house???"
"That's me!" Diana ran up and took the phone from the dude. "Hello? NO Jenny Penny...We're at the Boxer R Us. No, I WILL NOT GET YOU ANYMORE JELL-O! BYE!" The phone rang again. Diana picked it up. "What?! Oh, now you want pudding?! TOO BAD!" Diana hung up.
"So...what're we gonna do now?" Aragorn asked.
"Umm, let's go back to Orlando's and have a party!" The cell phone rang again. Diana answered yet again. "What?...Yes, there'll be Jell-o! BYE!" Diana hung up. "We have to go to the grocery store. Jenny ate all the Jell- o."
"I was saving that for New Years." Orlando muttered.
"That's, like, five months away." Said Michelle.
"So?" Off to the grocery store they went...to get groceries. Cause that's usually what you do at a grocery store. I'm going to skip that part, as it is very boring.
When they back to Orli's, Jenny Penny was standing by the fridge. The was all kinds of Jell-o on her mouth. "Bring any Ice Cream?"
"Shut up." Said Boromir.
Orlando went upstairs to put his boxers, when he noticed his other pair of boxers was folded neatly and placed in his drawer. There was a note that read:
"Dearest Orlando,
Sorry for taking your boxers. I was caught up in the heat of the moment. My bad. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship.
Toodles,
Samwise Gamgee."
"Wow. That was odd." Orlando went downstairs and picked up the phone. "Hey Kate, I'm having a party! Come on over!"
"TELL HER TO BRING JELL-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Jenny Penny.
"You're getting on my nerves woman!" screamed Orlando
"Sorry, Don't get your tightie whities in a bundle."
"Wait a minute," said Jen. H. "Who's 'her'?"
"Ummm... no one." Orlando started to sweat, and he was getting nervous. But the front door opened, and in walked Kate Bosworth. (dun dun dunnnnn!)
"Hey Orlando, what's going on?" the she-devil (Kate Bosworth) said.
"KATE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE FANGIRLS ARE HERE!" But it was too late. The fangirls attacked Kate Bosworth and beat her up and stuff.
"Well, now that that's taken care of... LET"S PAR-TAY!" But all of a suddenly, a green light flashed, and Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and that kid with the scar popped out of no where.
"Do you have any Jell-o?" Jenny asked Ron.
"What is this Jell-o you speak of?" said Ron, and Jenny's jaw dropped.
"Holy crap and a half, you don't know what Jell-o is?!" Ron shook his head, "You deprived child. You see, it's this jiggly stuff and you eat it. Sometimes it's hard cause it fall off your spoon..."
"OMIGAH!" said Adrienne, doing her best Jessica Simpson impression, "YOU ARE DRACO MALFOY!"
"AND YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" Said Draco. "LET'S MAKE-OUT!"
"OKAY!" screamed Adrienne. So they made-out. For a LOOOOOOOOONG time.
"I wanna go home." said Merry.
"Me too." Agreed Pippin.
"How do we even get home?" asked Aragorn.
"I don't know.." said Gandalf, "Let's go upstairs." They all went upstairs, and the S.O.L.F members went into Orlando's room.
"Well, since I didn't get the chance to open his unda-wear drawer, I think I'll open it now." Said Katherine. So she did, and found something very, very interesting. "Hey! A Portal to Middle-Earth!"
"WHAT?!" said the fellowship in unison. Everybody ran into the room. There, in the unda-wear drawer, was a portal to Middle-Earth. You could see the Shire through it, and this made the hobbits happy.
"WOOHOO! LET'S DANCE!" Merry and Pippin and Jack Sparrow for some reason started dancing really funny-like.
"Last one in is a rotten egg!" Pippin did a cannon ball into the portal and you could see him running towards the shire, and then he tripped. And he didn't get up. Merry, Frodo and the rest of the Fellowship followed suit.
But, before Legolas dived in, he said, "Before I go, I have to get something off my chest. Diana, I LOVE YOU!" and he jumped in the portal.
"WOOHOO!" Diana screamed, "Wait for me!" Diana Jumped in too, and nanced off into the distance with Legolas.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Jen. H. shouted. The rest of the S.O.L.F crew tried to get through the portal, but they all ran into the dresser, and the portal was closed off.
"O CRAP, I LOST ANOTHER FRIEND." Jenny Penny cried.
"Whoa what just happened?" said Adrienne, who was holding Draco Malfoy's...hand. Draco's looked a bit confused and his hair was messed up.
"It's about time you showed up, its been about an hour." Said Jack Sparrow.
"Sorry, we got caught in the moment..." Adrienne held out her hand, to reveal an engagement ring.
"Whoa, that was a bit quick," said Jack.
"I wanna get engaged!" said Hayley, "Will you marry me Jack?"
"Sure."
"YESS!"
"Dibbs on flower girl!" said Jenny Penny. "And I'll bring the Jell-O .........I wanna be engaged to...umm..." Jenny turned around and saw that kid with the scar...but she didn't want to marry a geek that taped his glasses. "Hey Ron, wanna get married?"
"Uhh...whatever."
"Well, that wasn't the response I was looking for, but it'll do."
"Wait, I wanna go back to my life of Piracy." Jack told Hayley.
"I'll become a pirate!"
"Ok. But I don't know how to get home."
"Uh...try the sock drawer!" said Hayley. Surely enough, there was another portal to the Black Pearl. "Cool. I'm gonna be a pirate!" And Jack and his wife-to-be jumped aboard the Black Pearl.
"What about us?" said Strong Bad. "You can come with me!" said Jenny Penny. "We'll have tea and Jell-o!"
"Okay."
"Umm.....wait but that kid with the scar and Hermione have to get home." Said Amanda.
"Oh. Well, we can just run through the wall." Said Hermione.
"That's coo'. See ya."
"Bye." Said Hermione Ron sniffled as Hermione though the wall, and Jenny told him to suck it up. (in a nice way) But he laughed as boy-with-scar missed the portal and ran head first into the wall. Eventually, he made it through.
"What do we do now?" Candi asked.
"Go home, I guess." Michelle replied.
"Okay. See ya."
"Hey wait a minute, Draco, I have one thing to say." Jenny Penny smacked him across the face, "THAT'S FOR BEING MEAN TO RON!"
"Hey!" said Adrienne, "Why'd you smack my man?! Back off girlfriend!"
"Wow," said Draco, She fights my battles for me..."
"Okay, let's just end this story now!" said Hanna.
"Yeah, that sounds good this was a long chapter about 7 pages."
"CYA" Said everyone.
THE END!
A/N: Thank God I got that over with!