Yana: Again, here are our replies.
To Hanabi (Yana's reply) - Don't feel bad! Maybe you should... anyway, you should really be online more often...
To Sami (Hannah's reply) - Y'welcome! We really do need the help catching him and we find that rocket launcher rather intriguing..... ((shifty-eyed))
To Hurri (Yana's reply) - Good idea! I can see it now... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ((cough))
Yana: Now that THAT'S done...
Hannah: I find it rather sad that other people cough and stuff at the end of their evil laughs..... I can laugh evilly without coughing and stuff...
Andrew: Hiya Hannah!
Yana: GAH!
Readers: Start the fic!
Hannah: Oh no! Not you! Out! Out I say! Before I get my precious!
Readers: START the fic!
Andrew: Let the fic begin Yana!
Hannah: How'd you learn her name?
Andrew: I read the script!
Yana: EVIL SCRIPT! DIE! ((burns script))
Hannah: We had a script? I thought everything was random.
Readers: START the FIC!
Hannah: OK!!!!!!!
Yana: Geez...
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Chapter 3: Bakura Goes To The Other Side Of The World and The Troubles Of Using Chopsticks!
Hannah: Bakura should be in China about now....
Yana: Among ALL the places, it HAD to be China... ((camera zooms out to show everyone swimming across the Pacific))
Hannah: Why couldn't we take a cruise? I don't know how to swim very well....
Yana: Me neither. ((light bulb appears on her head)) I know! We could fly to China!
Kaiba: Just how are we supposed to do that?!
Sylvia: ((comes shooting out of the water unexpectedly in a water/air jet)) Need a lift?
Anji: O.o
Hannah: Where the hell have you been?! Peoples, meet one of my yamis, Sylvia.
Hanabi: At least Mea ain't here...
Sylvia: Um... hi...? I was busy... important mission is where I was....
Malik: Whatever. Just get us to China and make it snappy!
Hannah: Yeah, what he said.
Sylvia: Fine, whatever. Get on.
Everyone: Yay!
A lift comes out of the bottom of the jet. So, looks like they finally got a ride! But let's see what Bakura is up to!
Bakura: ((is eating in a Chinese restaurant with chopsticks)) How the hell are you supposed to eat with these things?!
Chinese Waitress: ((doesn't understand him, gives him more food))
Bakura: I don't need more food dammit! I need to know how to use these things!!!
Chinese Waitress: ((gives him soup))
Bakura: I didn't say soup, woman! I need to learn how to use these chopsticks!
Hannah: ((walks in)) C'mon guys! I'm starving! You're all walking to dang slow! Need food! Food! C'mon I say!
Joey: FOOD! ((runs to the table where Bakura is, pushes him aside and eats with the chopsticks))
Andrew: ((pops in)) I want food too!
Kaiba: Revenge! ((pours gravy on Andrew))
Hannah: ((walks over to Bakura who was thrown into a wall)) Hello Bakura. What a convenience to see you here.
Andrew: ((licks the gravy off of his face)) Mm.... Gravy!
Joey: ((stops eating)) Oh great, I can't eat with Moneybags over here...
Yana: Kaiba, you're hogging up all the oxygen here. ((points to the fire exit)) Out I say!
Kaiba: ((scowls)) Stupid mutt.... ((walks out))
Anji: O-o That was freakishly easy.... At least he's out!
Hannah: ((is too busy glomping Bakura to pay attention to anything else))
Meyra: ((comes outta nowhere)) NO! ((pushes Hannah aside)) MY BAKURA!
Marik: Why are we here again?
Hannah: Hey...... ((begins glomping Marik)) Marik-Sama.
Marik: ((choking)) THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Mokuba: Look! Bakura's getting away! With Meyra! O.o
Hannah: If I'm guessing right, you like her don't you, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Noooo... ((blurts out)) SHE'S A SLUTTY SLUT!
Kaiba: I heard that, Mokuba!
Hannah: ((snickers)) Sounds like Kaiba does then....
Kaiba: ((still outside)) Do not!
Hanabi: Um... they're getting away, you know...
Hannah: Aren't we supposed to let them get away though? ((continues glomping Marik)) Marik-Sama!
Ryou: ((looks at plot summary thingy)) Hmmm... Yes, but we still have to chase him. If we don't chase him, what's the point of him running away from us?
Hannah: We need to stop and eat first.
Yana: Yep.
Andrew: Then we continue chasing him!
Yana: Yep.
Hannah: Andrew, when did you become smart?!
Andrew: Since I ate gravy!
Everyone: O.o
Hannah: Whoa..... Anyone who wants to become smarter, eat gravy, I guess...
Yana: Me love gravy! ((drinks gravy))
Malik: ((whispers to a random Chinese guy)) Trust me, I don't know that girl.
Hannah: ((begins glomping Malik)) Malik-Sama!
Malik: Ow... HELP!
All Random Chinese Characters from Different Anime Shows That Were Surprisingly In The Restaurant: ((back away))
Hannah: ((big uber kawaii smile))
ARCCFDASTWSITR: ((back away))
Hanabi: ((sniff sniff)) I smell NEKO-JIN!
Hannah: ((grabs Malik and Marik's arms, drags them out of the shop to somewhere else))
Anji: Right... I thought we were gonna refuel...
Joey: Then let's eat! ((eats ramen))
Yana: ((eating dim sum))
Hannah: ((goes to uber fancy restuarant with Malik and Marik))
Hanabi: ((Shouts from afar)) WHO NEEDS YA ANYWAY! I'M HAVING LOTS OF FUN HERE! ((glomping all her bishies))
Yana and Anji: --;
Hannah: ((yells back)) LIKE I CARE!!!!!!
Hanabi: YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!
Anji: Eh, you started it anyway...
Yana: Yeah.
Hannah: ((yells back)) I KNOW I AM! ANJI AND YANA ARE RIGHT! YOU STARTED IT!
Yana: O.o She can hear me? Ah well. ((goes back to eating dim sum))
Ryou: ((is drinking tea))
Anji: That's just... gay...
Hannah: ((walks in, in strange British accent)) It is natural for the British to drink tea, Anjira.
Yana: ((in a british accent)) You are quite right, Hannah. ((sips some tea, spits it out, normal accent)) WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP MADE OF?! CRAP?!
Ryou: Actually, it is made of herbs, leaves, and a hint of dirt. ((babbles about tea))
Joey: ((is full and not fat)) Man, I'm stuffed!
Hannah: ((is drinking tea with Ryou in a 'British' manner))
Malik: I still don't get why you have to raise your pinky finger when you hold a teacup...
Marik: Ditto.
Hannah: ((puts down her tea, kicks them both, British accent)) 'Tis the British way!
Kaiba: If you haven't noticed, Hanabi just ran off with some guy around the corner.
Joey: And we don't care. ((sticks his tongue out))
Hannah: Exactly. Why should we care?
Kaiba: Because... because... they went to see the Great Wall of China?
Anji: Lame excuse, Kaiba.
Hannah: ((glomps Kaiba)) Seto-kun!
Joey and Yana: ((twitch)) You like Kaiba?
Hannah: Joey too! ((glomps Joey)) Joey-chan!
Yana: That doesn't sound right...
Yugi: Because Joey isn't a Japanese name?
Anji: Yep.
Hannah: Jounochi is his Japanese name, so I shall call him Jou-chan then.
Yami: That sounds good. ((noticed that he popped up)) Oh no...
Hannah: ((continues glomping Joey and Seto)) Jou-Chan! Seto-Kun!
Meanwhile, with Hanabi...
Hanabi: ((carrying a sack)) Boy, are you heavy!
Muffled Voice: Where are you taking me?
Hanabi: Oh nowhere... ((about to push sack off the wall))
Muffled Voice: Lemme guess, you're gonna push me off the Great Wall of China, make everyone think I'm dead, then claim me for yourself.
Hanabi: O.o How'd you know?
MV: I have my ways.
Who is that guy in the sack? Meanwhile, with Bakura and Meyra...
Andrew: ((has caught up with them)) Hiya Bakura! Hiya Meyra! I'm Hannah's annoying brother who talks to much!
Bakura: ((falls to his knees)) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ((sobs))
Meyra: There, there, Kura-chan. ((pats him on the back))
MEANWHILE, with Toru and Uncle... I swear this is the last meanwhile...
Uncle: Toru! Sweep HQ! Kaiba did not sweep HQ so you shall!
Toru: Hai! ((lifts the couch and sweeps what's under it))
See what kind of work Kaiba put Toru in? For that, Kaiba shall sweep HQ with Toru!
Hannah: NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE SETO-KUN TO SWEEP HQ!!!!!!
Kaiba: ((laughing at Toru)) HAHAHAHAHA-what?
Hannah: ((puts a leash on Kaiba)) They want you to sweep HQ with Toru, but I won't let them! ((puts a leash on Jounochi)) You both shall stay with me. You can't get away anyway because I have you two leashed! ((mlol))
Joey: I've had with treating me like a dog! That's it! I'M ON STRIKE! ((rips off leash and protests and stuff))
Hannah: ((latches herself to Joey)) NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME JOU- CHAN! I'LL GIVE UP KAIBA FOR YOU TO STAY WITH ME!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Joey: ((ignores Hannah, is still protesting))
Yana: Well... that's we have for today, folks!
Hannah: JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT JOEY!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY!!!!! I WON'T TREAT YOU LIKE A DOG!!!!!!!!! Joey: Really?
Anji: Will Joey come back to HQ? Will Kaiba sweep HQ? Will Bakura confess that he wears a bra? Find out in Chapter 4!
Hanabi: R & R!
Hannah: Yes Jou-Chan! I won't treat you like a dog!
Yana: Sorry, but we'll have to find out in the NEXT chapter, Hannah.
Hannah: Aw...... ((mlol))
Andrew: Bye til next chappie!
To Hanabi (Yana's reply) - Don't feel bad! Maybe you should... anyway, you should really be online more often...
To Sami (Hannah's reply) - Y'welcome! We really do need the help catching him and we find that rocket launcher rather intriguing..... ((shifty-eyed))
To Hurri (Yana's reply) - Good idea! I can see it now... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ((cough))
Yana: Now that THAT'S done...
Hannah: I find it rather sad that other people cough and stuff at the end of their evil laughs..... I can laugh evilly without coughing and stuff...
Andrew: Hiya Hannah!
Yana: GAH!
Readers: Start the fic!
Hannah: Oh no! Not you! Out! Out I say! Before I get my precious!
Readers: START the fic!
Andrew: Let the fic begin Yana!
Hannah: How'd you learn her name?
Andrew: I read the script!
Yana: EVIL SCRIPT! DIE! ((burns script))
Hannah: We had a script? I thought everything was random.
Readers: START the FIC!
Hannah: OK!!!!!!!
Yana: Geez...
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Chapter 3: Bakura Goes To The Other Side Of The World and The Troubles Of Using Chopsticks!
Hannah: Bakura should be in China about now....
Yana: Among ALL the places, it HAD to be China... ((camera zooms out to show everyone swimming across the Pacific))
Hannah: Why couldn't we take a cruise? I don't know how to swim very well....
Yana: Me neither. ((light bulb appears on her head)) I know! We could fly to China!
Kaiba: Just how are we supposed to do that?!
Sylvia: ((comes shooting out of the water unexpectedly in a water/air jet)) Need a lift?
Anji: O.o
Hannah: Where the hell have you been?! Peoples, meet one of my yamis, Sylvia.
Hanabi: At least Mea ain't here...
Sylvia: Um... hi...? I was busy... important mission is where I was....
Malik: Whatever. Just get us to China and make it snappy!
Hannah: Yeah, what he said.
Sylvia: Fine, whatever. Get on.
Everyone: Yay!
A lift comes out of the bottom of the jet. So, looks like they finally got a ride! But let's see what Bakura is up to!
Bakura: ((is eating in a Chinese restaurant with chopsticks)) How the hell are you supposed to eat with these things?!
Chinese Waitress: ((doesn't understand him, gives him more food))
Bakura: I don't need more food dammit! I need to know how to use these things!!!
Chinese Waitress: ((gives him soup))
Bakura: I didn't say soup, woman! I need to learn how to use these chopsticks!
Hannah: ((walks in)) C'mon guys! I'm starving! You're all walking to dang slow! Need food! Food! C'mon I say!
Joey: FOOD! ((runs to the table where Bakura is, pushes him aside and eats with the chopsticks))
Andrew: ((pops in)) I want food too!
Kaiba: Revenge! ((pours gravy on Andrew))
Hannah: ((walks over to Bakura who was thrown into a wall)) Hello Bakura. What a convenience to see you here.
Andrew: ((licks the gravy off of his face)) Mm.... Gravy!
Joey: ((stops eating)) Oh great, I can't eat with Moneybags over here...
Yana: Kaiba, you're hogging up all the oxygen here. ((points to the fire exit)) Out I say!
Kaiba: ((scowls)) Stupid mutt.... ((walks out))
Anji: O-o That was freakishly easy.... At least he's out!
Hannah: ((is too busy glomping Bakura to pay attention to anything else))
Meyra: ((comes outta nowhere)) NO! ((pushes Hannah aside)) MY BAKURA!
Marik: Why are we here again?
Hannah: Hey...... ((begins glomping Marik)) Marik-Sama.
Marik: ((choking)) THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Mokuba: Look! Bakura's getting away! With Meyra! O.o
Hannah: If I'm guessing right, you like her don't you, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Noooo... ((blurts out)) SHE'S A SLUTTY SLUT!
Kaiba: I heard that, Mokuba!
Hannah: ((snickers)) Sounds like Kaiba does then....
Kaiba: ((still outside)) Do not!
Hanabi: Um... they're getting away, you know...
Hannah: Aren't we supposed to let them get away though? ((continues glomping Marik)) Marik-Sama!
Ryou: ((looks at plot summary thingy)) Hmmm... Yes, but we still have to chase him. If we don't chase him, what's the point of him running away from us?
Hannah: We need to stop and eat first.
Yana: Yep.
Andrew: Then we continue chasing him!
Yana: Yep.
Hannah: Andrew, when did you become smart?!
Andrew: Since I ate gravy!
Everyone: O.o
Hannah: Whoa..... Anyone who wants to become smarter, eat gravy, I guess...
Yana: Me love gravy! ((drinks gravy))
Malik: ((whispers to a random Chinese guy)) Trust me, I don't know that girl.
Hannah: ((begins glomping Malik)) Malik-Sama!
Malik: Ow... HELP!
All Random Chinese Characters from Different Anime Shows That Were Surprisingly In The Restaurant: ((back away))
Hannah: ((big uber kawaii smile))
ARCCFDASTWSITR: ((back away))
Hanabi: ((sniff sniff)) I smell NEKO-JIN!
Hannah: ((grabs Malik and Marik's arms, drags them out of the shop to somewhere else))
Anji: Right... I thought we were gonna refuel...
Joey: Then let's eat! ((eats ramen))
Yana: ((eating dim sum))
Hannah: ((goes to uber fancy restuarant with Malik and Marik))
Hanabi: ((Shouts from afar)) WHO NEEDS YA ANYWAY! I'M HAVING LOTS OF FUN HERE! ((glomping all her bishies))
Yana and Anji: --;
Hannah: ((yells back)) LIKE I CARE!!!!!!
Hanabi: YOU'RE SO HURTFUL!
Anji: Eh, you started it anyway...
Yana: Yeah.
Hannah: ((yells back)) I KNOW I AM! ANJI AND YANA ARE RIGHT! YOU STARTED IT!
Yana: O.o She can hear me? Ah well. ((goes back to eating dim sum))
Ryou: ((is drinking tea))
Anji: That's just... gay...
Hannah: ((walks in, in strange British accent)) It is natural for the British to drink tea, Anjira.
Yana: ((in a british accent)) You are quite right, Hannah. ((sips some tea, spits it out, normal accent)) WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRAP MADE OF?! CRAP?!
Ryou: Actually, it is made of herbs, leaves, and a hint of dirt. ((babbles about tea))
Joey: ((is full and not fat)) Man, I'm stuffed!
Hannah: ((is drinking tea with Ryou in a 'British' manner))
Malik: I still don't get why you have to raise your pinky finger when you hold a teacup...
Marik: Ditto.
Hannah: ((puts down her tea, kicks them both, British accent)) 'Tis the British way!
Kaiba: If you haven't noticed, Hanabi just ran off with some guy around the corner.
Joey: And we don't care. ((sticks his tongue out))
Hannah: Exactly. Why should we care?
Kaiba: Because... because... they went to see the Great Wall of China?
Anji: Lame excuse, Kaiba.
Hannah: ((glomps Kaiba)) Seto-kun!
Joey and Yana: ((twitch)) You like Kaiba?
Hannah: Joey too! ((glomps Joey)) Joey-chan!
Yana: That doesn't sound right...
Yugi: Because Joey isn't a Japanese name?
Anji: Yep.
Hannah: Jounochi is his Japanese name, so I shall call him Jou-chan then.
Yami: That sounds good. ((noticed that he popped up)) Oh no...
Hannah: ((continues glomping Joey and Seto)) Jou-Chan! Seto-Kun!
Meanwhile, with Hanabi...
Hanabi: ((carrying a sack)) Boy, are you heavy!
Muffled Voice: Where are you taking me?
Hanabi: Oh nowhere... ((about to push sack off the wall))
Muffled Voice: Lemme guess, you're gonna push me off the Great Wall of China, make everyone think I'm dead, then claim me for yourself.
Hanabi: O.o How'd you know?
MV: I have my ways.
Who is that guy in the sack? Meanwhile, with Bakura and Meyra...
Andrew: ((has caught up with them)) Hiya Bakura! Hiya Meyra! I'm Hannah's annoying brother who talks to much!
Bakura: ((falls to his knees)) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ((sobs))
Meyra: There, there, Kura-chan. ((pats him on the back))
MEANWHILE, with Toru and Uncle... I swear this is the last meanwhile...
Uncle: Toru! Sweep HQ! Kaiba did not sweep HQ so you shall!
Toru: Hai! ((lifts the couch and sweeps what's under it))
See what kind of work Kaiba put Toru in? For that, Kaiba shall sweep HQ with Toru!
Hannah: NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T TAKE SETO-KUN TO SWEEP HQ!!!!!!
Kaiba: ((laughing at Toru)) HAHAHAHAHA-what?
Hannah: ((puts a leash on Kaiba)) They want you to sweep HQ with Toru, but I won't let them! ((puts a leash on Jounochi)) You both shall stay with me. You can't get away anyway because I have you two leashed! ((mlol))
Joey: I've had with treating me like a dog! That's it! I'M ON STRIKE! ((rips off leash and protests and stuff))
Hannah: ((latches herself to Joey)) NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME JOU- CHAN! I'LL GIVE UP KAIBA FOR YOU TO STAY WITH ME!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
Joey: ((ignores Hannah, is still protesting))
Yana: Well... that's we have for today, folks!
Hannah: JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT JOEY!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY!!!!! I WON'T TREAT YOU LIKE A DOG!!!!!!!!! Joey: Really?
Anji: Will Joey come back to HQ? Will Kaiba sweep HQ? Will Bakura confess that he wears a bra? Find out in Chapter 4!
Hanabi: R & R!
Hannah: Yes Jou-Chan! I won't treat you like a dog!
Yana: Sorry, but we'll have to find out in the NEXT chapter, Hannah.
Hannah: Aw...... ((mlol))
Andrew: Bye til next chappie!