A/N: Hhhmmm, nobody's ever made an FG and Trigun crossover fic, so I thought I'd make one!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, oh what fun I'd have if I did...
Peter sat his fat ass on the sofa, where it almost always was.
Lois was making dinner, Meg was doing her homework, and Chris was....in the bathroom,Brian was on the couch with Peter, and Stewie was planning some evil plot.
"There's nothing good on.." Peter said aloud and reached for the remote.
He gasped, as he could not find it.
"Oh God Lois! The remote is gone!" He shouted in absolute horror.
"Did you try looking between the couch cushion?" Lois shouted from the kitchen.
Stewie came down the stairs from his room in time to catch the conversation.
"Yes, fat man, did you try looking between your fat ass cheeks?"
"Alright, found it!" Peter shouted, remote in hand.
Just as he was about to flip the switch to turn the tv off, he saw a flash of one of his favorite shows.
"Oh, Trigun's on everybody!"
"Trigun!" Lois came in from the kitchen.
"Trigun!" Meg put down her homework.
"Trigun!" Stewie came over.
"Trigun!" Brian's ears perked up.
Chris came down from the bathroom,"err....what was on again?"
They all sat in front of the tv screen.
Chris stared at the tv in wonder,"But dad, what's it doing on so early?"
"I dunno son, they move the shows around so much on adult swim."
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
"Except for that one show...with that talking baby.." Meg admitted.
Peter shook his head,"I forgot what that show was called..."
So the family sat and watched an episode of Trigun.
It was the very first episode when Vash met Milly and Meryl.
Suddenly...Peter started to fell funny.
"I feel funny..." He said aloud.
"Well, honey, I told you not to all those bean borritos."
"No, not that kinda funny..."
"Now that you mention it I feel pretty weird too." Brian announced.
Soon the whole family started feeling the same way and they all passed out.
That is how their adventure began.....
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Peter sat up dizzily.
He clutched his head, as it hurt very badly.
His eyes grew wide as he spotted Meg and Stewie laying a little ways away from him.
"Meg, Stewie...oh god."
He shook his daughter but there was still no answer.
He backed away slowly.
"Ok..I'll tell Lois, Meg is in the bathroom and that Stewie....is in there with her."
He nodded his head,"Yeah, that's what I'll tell her."
Suddenly, Meg stirred.
"Huh?" she came to consciousness.
"Meg!" Peter ran over to her,"Thank god, you're out of the bathroom!"
"What are you talking about dad?"
She looked over to Stewie.
"Oh no, Stewie are you alright?!"
Stewie opened one eye,"Well of course I'm not alright you idiot girl, I'm lying here...dead for all you know."
He shut his eye and resumed his stance.
"...Where....are we?" Meg looked around at their surroundings.
Nothing but desert sand for miles around.
"We have to find some water...." Peter began.
"Alright!" he shouted when he spotted a a big building with the words 'Seeds' written on it.
Peter picked up Stewie and they began walking.
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" Stewie shouted when he noticed his father was carrying him.
"Dad, are you sure we should be going there, it looks like there's no one living there." Meg announced.
"Don't worry Meg, it has the word Seeds written on it right?"
"Yeah."
"Well if they sell Seeds, they're bound to sell water right?"
Meg sighed,"Yeah."
By then they were almost there.
Peter was the first to step in, followed by Meg.
"Uh...hellooo." Peter called out.
Meg started to shiver, the place gave her the creeps.
They were both happy when they ran into some one.
Litterally, they ran into someone, it was so dark...
The man turned around,"Who the hell are you and what are you doing on my ship?!" he asked them.
The man was blond with blue eyes and he wore a red and white space suit.
"Uh, I'm Peter Griffin, and these are my kids...Meg and Stewie." He paused for a moment,"We saw the sign that you sold Seeds outside and we were wondering if you sold water."
The man shook his head,"No, you pathetic human, we don't selll anything here, seeds is jus-"
Stewie grabbed the man's gun that he was holding.
He examined it,"Hmmm...nice workmanship, some of the best I've seen." he stated.
"Really...you like it?" The man asked as he snatched the gun away from him,"Now, back to bussiness, I will destroy all humans."
"Really? That's your goal too?!" Stewie asked in delight,"I find it quite delightful."
The man rolled his eyes,"What could a HUMAN child possibly know about killing humans?"
"More than you think." Stewie glared,"These stupid pathetic beings deserve to burn in hell!"
The man nodded his head in agreement,"Definitely, what is your name kid?"
"The name's Stewie."
"I'm known as Millions Knives." He introduced himself,"You wanna come to the living room for tea and crumpets?"
"Of course, that would be absolutely wonderful." Stewie grinned.
Knives looked towards the other two humans.
"What should I do with them?"
"Hmph, I really don't care." Stewie stated,"Why don't you use them as minions or experiments, or kill them...whichever you want."
"Legato!" Knives shouted.
Instantly a tall blue haired man with gold eyes came walking towards them.
"Legato, you now have two new members of the Gung Ho Guns."
Legato looked to Meg and Peter. "Yes, Master."
Knives spoke again,"They are known as..Peter the .."
"Fat ass!" Stewie completed his sentence.
Knives smiled,"And Meg the-"
"Ugly."
"Yes." Knives agreed,"Peter the Fat Ass and Meg the Ugly."
Legato nodded and bowed,"Yes master."
Knives motioned for Meg and Peter to follow Legato as he walked off.
He and Stewie walked in the opposite direction.
"You have someone bow down to you and call you master? Amazing!" Stewie praised him.
A/N: More to come soon! Next chapter we'll find out what's happened to Lois, Brian, and Chris.
Oh, and if you're interested, I have a new naime tp site which is really good with active members.
It has a plot too, so it's not just mindless posting, lol.
Here is the link if you wanna join: avidgamers.com/animeisle
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, oh what fun I'd have if I did...
Peter sat his fat ass on the sofa, where it almost always was.
Lois was making dinner, Meg was doing her homework, and Chris was....in the bathroom,Brian was on the couch with Peter, and Stewie was planning some evil plot.
"There's nothing good on.." Peter said aloud and reached for the remote.
He gasped, as he could not find it.
"Oh God Lois! The remote is gone!" He shouted in absolute horror.
"Did you try looking between the couch cushion?" Lois shouted from the kitchen.
Stewie came down the stairs from his room in time to catch the conversation.
"Yes, fat man, did you try looking between your fat ass cheeks?"
"Alright, found it!" Peter shouted, remote in hand.
Just as he was about to flip the switch to turn the tv off, he saw a flash of one of his favorite shows.
"Oh, Trigun's on everybody!"
"Trigun!" Lois came in from the kitchen.
"Trigun!" Meg put down her homework.
"Trigun!" Stewie came over.
"Trigun!" Brian's ears perked up.
Chris came down from the bathroom,"err....what was on again?"
They all sat in front of the tv screen.
Chris stared at the tv in wonder,"But dad, what's it doing on so early?"
"I dunno son, they move the shows around so much on adult swim."
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
"Except for that one show...with that talking baby.." Meg admitted.
Peter shook his head,"I forgot what that show was called..."
So the family sat and watched an episode of Trigun.
It was the very first episode when Vash met Milly and Meryl.
Suddenly...Peter started to fell funny.
"I feel funny..." He said aloud.
"Well, honey, I told you not to all those bean borritos."
"No, not that kinda funny..."
"Now that you mention it I feel pretty weird too." Brian announced.
Soon the whole family started feeling the same way and they all passed out.
That is how their adventure began.....
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Peter sat up dizzily.
He clutched his head, as it hurt very badly.
His eyes grew wide as he spotted Meg and Stewie laying a little ways away from him.
"Meg, Stewie...oh god."
He shook his daughter but there was still no answer.
He backed away slowly.
"Ok..I'll tell Lois, Meg is in the bathroom and that Stewie....is in there with her."
He nodded his head,"Yeah, that's what I'll tell her."
Suddenly, Meg stirred.
"Huh?" she came to consciousness.
"Meg!" Peter ran over to her,"Thank god, you're out of the bathroom!"
"What are you talking about dad?"
She looked over to Stewie.
"Oh no, Stewie are you alright?!"
Stewie opened one eye,"Well of course I'm not alright you idiot girl, I'm lying here...dead for all you know."
He shut his eye and resumed his stance.
"...Where....are we?" Meg looked around at their surroundings.
Nothing but desert sand for miles around.
"We have to find some water...." Peter began.
"Alright!" he shouted when he spotted a a big building with the words 'Seeds' written on it.
Peter picked up Stewie and they began walking.
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" Stewie shouted when he noticed his father was carrying him.
"Dad, are you sure we should be going there, it looks like there's no one living there." Meg announced.
"Don't worry Meg, it has the word Seeds written on it right?"
"Yeah."
"Well if they sell Seeds, they're bound to sell water right?"
Meg sighed,"Yeah."
By then they were almost there.
Peter was the first to step in, followed by Meg.
"Uh...hellooo." Peter called out.
Meg started to shiver, the place gave her the creeps.
They were both happy when they ran into some one.
Litterally, they ran into someone, it was so dark...
The man turned around,"Who the hell are you and what are you doing on my ship?!" he asked them.
The man was blond with blue eyes and he wore a red and white space suit.
"Uh, I'm Peter Griffin, and these are my kids...Meg and Stewie." He paused for a moment,"We saw the sign that you sold Seeds outside and we were wondering if you sold water."
The man shook his head,"No, you pathetic human, we don't selll anything here, seeds is jus-"
Stewie grabbed the man's gun that he was holding.
He examined it,"Hmmm...nice workmanship, some of the best I've seen." he stated.
"Really...you like it?" The man asked as he snatched the gun away from him,"Now, back to bussiness, I will destroy all humans."
"Really? That's your goal too?!" Stewie asked in delight,"I find it quite delightful."
The man rolled his eyes,"What could a HUMAN child possibly know about killing humans?"
"More than you think." Stewie glared,"These stupid pathetic beings deserve to burn in hell!"
The man nodded his head in agreement,"Definitely, what is your name kid?"
"The name's Stewie."
"I'm known as Millions Knives." He introduced himself,"You wanna come to the living room for tea and crumpets?"
"Of course, that would be absolutely wonderful." Stewie grinned.
Knives looked towards the other two humans.
"What should I do with them?"
"Hmph, I really don't care." Stewie stated,"Why don't you use them as minions or experiments, or kill them...whichever you want."
"Legato!" Knives shouted.
Instantly a tall blue haired man with gold eyes came walking towards them.
"Legato, you now have two new members of the Gung Ho Guns."
Legato looked to Meg and Peter. "Yes, Master."
Knives spoke again,"They are known as..Peter the .."
"Fat ass!" Stewie completed his sentence.
Knives smiled,"And Meg the-"
"Ugly."
"Yes." Knives agreed,"Peter the Fat Ass and Meg the Ugly."
Legato nodded and bowed,"Yes master."
Knives motioned for Meg and Peter to follow Legato as he walked off.
He and Stewie walked in the opposite direction.
"You have someone bow down to you and call you master? Amazing!" Stewie praised him.
A/N: More to come soon! Next chapter we'll find out what's happened to Lois, Brian, and Chris.
Oh, and if you're interested, I have a new naime tp site which is really good with active members.
It has a plot too, so it's not just mindless posting, lol.
Here is the link if you wanna join: avidgamers.com/animeisle