A/N: Thanks for being patient, well here's the next chapter! I don't wanna
be a fluffy pastry!!!
Disclaimer: The characters all of belong do not to me
Lois woke up with a splitting headache. It would appear she was in a room with dazzling neon lights everywhere. "W-where the hell am I?" she looked around, but still all she saw was brilliant lights everywhere, blinding her, "Peter!!!" she shouted, but there wasn't an answer.
Her entire body throbbed...but mostly....her abdomen.... She grabbed it and it throbbed painfully. It took her a moment to realize she was in a bed....a...glowing bed..a glowing bed with really bright glowing colors.....a glowing bed with really bright glowing colors with another person besides her in it... She slowly turned over to find the face of another man, with dark skin. She bit her tongue to keep from screaming.
In his sleep he muttered, " *snore* I am Brilliant Dynamites Neon, Brilliant Dynamites Neon I am, bow down to Brilliant Dynamites Neon....*snore*"
Very disturbed the red head slowly got out of bed so not to wake the man. Slipping out the door she glanced over to him again..he was still sleeping like a baby...a really bright...weird...baby...
She raced down the hallway eager to get out of the house at all costs, she tried to recall what had happened before she had woken up...
'Peter..Chris....Stewie..Brian...and that other girl....where are you?!' She thought frantically.
Fianlly she made it to the door. She swung it open and creaked ever so slightly, to reveal a world of desert all around her.
"Oh...my...god.." She muttered looking around, the house she had just come out of, she realized, was the only house around for miles and miles.... ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
"Hey Brian watch this!" Chris shouted over to the dog, "I can shoot this big ol' cross that the priest guy told me to carry!"
Chris and Brian, unlike the rest of the Griffin family, had awoken a few days ago to the faces of four people whom they didn't recognize, Vash the Stampede, Milly Thompson, Meryl Stryfe, and Nicholas D. Wolfwood. So far they've been getting along pretty well, give or take a few qwirks. Well..back to the story.
BOOM went the houses that Chris shot at with the cross punisher. Brian blinked a few times. "I need a drink.." he muttered, as he walked away, headed to the nearest saloon.
"CHRIS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!" Vash ran up to him, in a fury, looking as though he was about to burst into tears.
"I shot that house...with the power of god!!!!" Chris told him proudly.
Wolfwood walked over to the two, "Vash, it's ok, the people...are in a better place..." Wolfwood tried to calm him down by patting him on the back.
Vash bursted into tears, "W-Wolfwood...I-I'm s-straight...no matter...h-how many shounen ai's of us...th-there are out there!" He managed to get out through sobs.
"Oh don't flatter yourself needle noggin'!" Wolfwood shouted, as the two insurance girls walked over.
"Oh my god...what happened?!" Meryl exclaimed looking at the ruined houses.
Milly looked around at the piles of rubble everywhere, almost droping her bag of pudding she had just bought at the store.
Before Vash could answer, A man appeared on the seen. Dressed in a black robe, and he seemed to be carrying..a..scythe.
Milly trudged over to him, "'scuse me mister, who might you be?"
"Oh hi! I'm Death, nice to meet you!" Death offered his hand to Milly to shake.
Milly screamed at the fleshless hand of bone he held out to her, "M-Meryl! L-look at his hand!!!" she shouted to the other insurance girl in a panic.
"Oh hello Death!" Chris yelled over, greeting Death.
Vash stopped the water works and looked at Chris, "You know each other?"
"Yeah! He's really cool! My dad and him got along really good!"
Vash slowly walked over to Death, to greet him.
"Hi, I'm Vash!" He shook Death's hand.
Everyone was shocked as Vash dropped dead.
"Vash!" Meryl shouted running to his aid, but it was too late...he was gone.
"Oh darn, not again!" Death shouted in frustration. "Ummm...sorry bout that."
Suddenly another life form appeared on the seen, this one dressed in a white robe and carrying a staff that appeared to be made of pure gold.
It reached down gently and touched Vash. Vash awoke with a start.
"Huh...what happened?" he asked his friends.
"Life!" Death shouted over to his twin brother, Life, "Why do you have to ruin everything for me?! Mother ALWAYS liked you best!"
Life just shrugged.
Death reached down and touched Vash again, killing him.
Life reached down as well, to ressurect him.
Death bent down to kill him again, but immediately after, Life brought him back.
After about the 20th round of this, Wolfwood finally shouted, "STOP! Damn, that's annoying! Let him stay alive."
Life grinned, and tugged on his brother to go back to the next realm.
"NO NOOOO!!!" Death shouted in arguement, while his brother pulled him back to....well..wherever they lived...
"Wow! Bye Death!" Chris shouted as if nothing had happened.
Vash, Wolfwood, Meryl, and Milly stared at him oddly, they knew they now had a burden on their hands..
A/N: Not as funny as the last chapter, oh well, I tried my best! Next chapter is gonna be longer promise!!
Disclaimer: The characters all of belong do not to me
Lois woke up with a splitting headache. It would appear she was in a room with dazzling neon lights everywhere. "W-where the hell am I?" she looked around, but still all she saw was brilliant lights everywhere, blinding her, "Peter!!!" she shouted, but there wasn't an answer.
Her entire body throbbed...but mostly....her abdomen.... She grabbed it and it throbbed painfully. It took her a moment to realize she was in a bed....a...glowing bed..a glowing bed with really bright glowing colors.....a glowing bed with really bright glowing colors with another person besides her in it... She slowly turned over to find the face of another man, with dark skin. She bit her tongue to keep from screaming.
In his sleep he muttered, " *snore* I am Brilliant Dynamites Neon, Brilliant Dynamites Neon I am, bow down to Brilliant Dynamites Neon....*snore*"
Very disturbed the red head slowly got out of bed so not to wake the man. Slipping out the door she glanced over to him again..he was still sleeping like a baby...a really bright...weird...baby...
She raced down the hallway eager to get out of the house at all costs, she tried to recall what had happened before she had woken up...
'Peter..Chris....Stewie..Brian...and that other girl....where are you?!' She thought frantically.
Fianlly she made it to the door. She swung it open and creaked ever so slightly, to reveal a world of desert all around her.
"Oh...my...god.." She muttered looking around, the house she had just come out of, she realized, was the only house around for miles and miles.... ____________________________________________________________________________ ______
"Hey Brian watch this!" Chris shouted over to the dog, "I can shoot this big ol' cross that the priest guy told me to carry!"
Chris and Brian, unlike the rest of the Griffin family, had awoken a few days ago to the faces of four people whom they didn't recognize, Vash the Stampede, Milly Thompson, Meryl Stryfe, and Nicholas D. Wolfwood. So far they've been getting along pretty well, give or take a few qwirks. Well..back to the story.
BOOM went the houses that Chris shot at with the cross punisher. Brian blinked a few times. "I need a drink.." he muttered, as he walked away, headed to the nearest saloon.
"CHRIS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!" Vash ran up to him, in a fury, looking as though he was about to burst into tears.
"I shot that house...with the power of god!!!!" Chris told him proudly.
Wolfwood walked over to the two, "Vash, it's ok, the people...are in a better place..." Wolfwood tried to calm him down by patting him on the back.
Vash bursted into tears, "W-Wolfwood...I-I'm s-straight...no matter...h-how many shounen ai's of us...th-there are out there!" He managed to get out through sobs.
"Oh don't flatter yourself needle noggin'!" Wolfwood shouted, as the two insurance girls walked over.
"Oh my god...what happened?!" Meryl exclaimed looking at the ruined houses.
Milly looked around at the piles of rubble everywhere, almost droping her bag of pudding she had just bought at the store.
Before Vash could answer, A man appeared on the seen. Dressed in a black robe, and he seemed to be carrying..a..scythe.
Milly trudged over to him, "'scuse me mister, who might you be?"
"Oh hi! I'm Death, nice to meet you!" Death offered his hand to Milly to shake.
Milly screamed at the fleshless hand of bone he held out to her, "M-Meryl! L-look at his hand!!!" she shouted to the other insurance girl in a panic.
"Oh hello Death!" Chris yelled over, greeting Death.
Vash stopped the water works and looked at Chris, "You know each other?"
"Yeah! He's really cool! My dad and him got along really good!"
Vash slowly walked over to Death, to greet him.
"Hi, I'm Vash!" He shook Death's hand.
Everyone was shocked as Vash dropped dead.
"Vash!" Meryl shouted running to his aid, but it was too late...he was gone.
"Oh darn, not again!" Death shouted in frustration. "Ummm...sorry bout that."
Suddenly another life form appeared on the seen, this one dressed in a white robe and carrying a staff that appeared to be made of pure gold.
It reached down gently and touched Vash. Vash awoke with a start.
"Huh...what happened?" he asked his friends.
"Life!" Death shouted over to his twin brother, Life, "Why do you have to ruin everything for me?! Mother ALWAYS liked you best!"
Life just shrugged.
Death reached down and touched Vash again, killing him.
Life reached down as well, to ressurect him.
Death bent down to kill him again, but immediately after, Life brought him back.
After about the 20th round of this, Wolfwood finally shouted, "STOP! Damn, that's annoying! Let him stay alive."
Life grinned, and tugged on his brother to go back to the next realm.
"NO NOOOO!!!" Death shouted in arguement, while his brother pulled him back to....well..wherever they lived...
"Wow! Bye Death!" Chris shouted as if nothing had happened.
Vash, Wolfwood, Meryl, and Milly stared at him oddly, they knew they now had a burden on their hands..
A/N: Not as funny as the last chapter, oh well, I tried my best! Next chapter is gonna be longer promise!!