A/N- IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!!! In this show they have little thought bubbles where it shows the people's pretend thoughts. Those will be in these: [ ]. There are also captions that show advice at the bottom of the screen. Those captions will be in these: ( ) If you haven't seen the show,1. I suggest you watch it, 2. I think you'll figure out how the show works verrrrrrrrrrrrry fast. Please R/R! Oh, and try to suggest odd couples that will probably never work, but that my twisted and strange mind can somehow either make work, or at least have very funny thought bubbles. I'll be a vaction from the 7th to the 17th or 18th, but review anyway! P.S Read the A/N at the bottom as well please!

Disclaimer: I don't own Blind date OR Tamora Pierce's work; no matter HOW much I plot and scheme. Oh well. Some people get all the luck. *Sulks*

Blind Date: Tamora Pierce Style

Creepy Announcer guy (Who will be known as CAG from now on)- Hello and welcome to Blind Date!!!

*Jeopardy theme music comes on*

Audience- Duh nuh nuh na na nuh na nuh, ect.

CAG- That's the 5th time this week!! STOP DOING THAT!!!

*Normal theme music comes on*

CAG- Anyway, Here's the Blind date for today. Lord Wyldon and Keladry of Mindaliean (A/N- I know I probably spelled that wrong but whatever.)

*2 pictures appear one of Kel's face, one of Wyldon's*

*Kel's face now covers Wyldon's and the following caption appears*

Keladry

Piercings: Ears and bellybutton.

Age:21

Turn on: Bad boys and humor

Turns off: Baldies

Her turn on: Strong, can use a sword

Her turn off: Sometimes forgets to show how she feels.

*Then it's Wyldon's turn*

Wyldon of Cavall

Piercings: None

Age: Around 50-ish

*Wyldon comes running in and trys to kill the person who does the bios*

Wyldon-I told you not to say how old I was!!!!!

*Stands up on a random chair and beats chest while yelling a war cry, then jups down and begins beating up yet another random person*

Director-*begins dialing local insane asylum's number*

CAG- NOOOOO! Don't do that! We need him for the date!!

Director- Fine..

Turn on: Ladylike women

Turn off: Manly women (A/N-What??? Oh well.)

His turn on: Ummm.

His turn off: BALD, mean, bad temper, sometimes insane.ect.

CAG- We'll be right back after these commercials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Big scary grin*

A/N- Hoped you liked it! Please, send me ideas for anything, where to go, captions, thought bubbles, who should date next.anything! ^_^ Thanks!