A/N- Read author note on first chapter. I know Wyldon's married, but I just
couldn't resist using him! Please R/R, and send me ideas for anything to do
with the show, especially places to go. Currently, they are in America, but
I'd really like to put them in Tortall..
*************Commercials************
Freaky strange guy comes on-screen- Hi there! I'm here to tell you about the new snack sensation. Monkey Guts!!!! It tastes like chicken all the time, anytime!! *Guy smiles a BIG, FAKE smile* Only 59.99 per pound! Buy monkey guts now, and pay no tax! *Guy quickly crosses fingers behind back* Trust me, they are GREAT!!!
***********Commercial 2*************
This show was provided by: School for Giftless and boringly average people- "We supply entertainment for people that just aren't special" and Soy Ice cream- "Our Ice cream is great. REALLY!"
***********End Commercials***********
CAG- Welcome back to....Blind Date!
Audience- YAY!!!
CAG- I'm your host, Creepy Annoying Host Guy!!
Audience- Silence
CAG-WELL?????????????
Audience- *Bursts into applause*
CAG- Thank you. Now, let's focus on the date at hand, shall we? We have transported them to Seattle, Washington. Let's see what they're up to.
*Camera changes scenes to focus on Wyldon driving a car*
Wyldon- This contraption they call a car is strange and unnatural! I never want to drive in one again!!! [I'm driving!! WOOHOO!!!!]
Wyldon-I hate blind dates, I never should have signed up! I will most likely be stuck dating some idiot girl who is a knight!!! Or wants to become one!!!!!!! [I'll bet she's a foxy mama!]
(Blind Date Tip 1# - Don't rave and rant, especially about a girl you are going to date. It generally leaves a bad first impression.) Wyldon- *Pulls up in front of the Marriott Hotel.* I am NOT nervous! I will be a manly man!!! [ I'm gonna wet myself!!!!]
(Blind Date Tip 2#- Don't wet yourself. Girls like personal hygiene.)
Wyldon- Why do these stairs have to be so BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP long!!!!????? It'll take me all day to get to her!
(Blind Date Tip 3#-Use elevators. Bring flowers. For some reason, you did neither.)
Wyldon- ARG!! [This had BETTER be a foxy mama!] I hate climbing stairs!!!
(Blind Date Tip 4#- Deal with it!!!)
Wyldon-*half-hour later* I.. Made.. It! *Wheeze* Finally!! *Wheeze*
(Blind Date Tip 5#- Wheezing old bald mans generally don't have ANY appeal to 20 year old women.)
*Wyldon rings Kel's doorbell*
Kel- Hi! I'm Kel! [I'm dating a wheezing old bald man! This stinks!]
Wyldon- I'm Lord Wyldon. [You can call me Wyldie!] Let's go. *Heads for stairs*
Kel- Shouldn't we take the elevator Wyldon? It's faster.
Wyldon- 1 week of punishment duty!!!! Always call me LORD Wyldon!!! [Or Wyldie whatever works for you, foxy mama]
Kel- Riiiiiiight..... [I'm dating a TRAINING MASTER!!! I'm DOOMED!!]
Wyldon- *Walks to elevater* Well??? Let's go!
Kel- Joy.
*Screen turns to CAG in the studio*
CAG- We'll be right back, but first these annoying people will try to sell you stuff!
A/N- So???? Review, send me ideas for commercials, places to go in Tortall, ect., ect. Thanks! ^_^
*************Commercials************
Freaky strange guy comes on-screen- Hi there! I'm here to tell you about the new snack sensation. Monkey Guts!!!! It tastes like chicken all the time, anytime!! *Guy smiles a BIG, FAKE smile* Only 59.99 per pound! Buy monkey guts now, and pay no tax! *Guy quickly crosses fingers behind back* Trust me, they are GREAT!!!
***********Commercial 2*************
This show was provided by: School for Giftless and boringly average people- "We supply entertainment for people that just aren't special" and Soy Ice cream- "Our Ice cream is great. REALLY!"
***********End Commercials***********
CAG- Welcome back to....Blind Date!
Audience- YAY!!!
CAG- I'm your host, Creepy Annoying Host Guy!!
Audience- Silence
CAG-WELL?????????????
Audience- *Bursts into applause*
CAG- Thank you. Now, let's focus on the date at hand, shall we? We have transported them to Seattle, Washington. Let's see what they're up to.
*Camera changes scenes to focus on Wyldon driving a car*
Wyldon- This contraption they call a car is strange and unnatural! I never want to drive in one again!!! [I'm driving!! WOOHOO!!!!]
Wyldon-I hate blind dates, I never should have signed up! I will most likely be stuck dating some idiot girl who is a knight!!! Or wants to become one!!!!!!! [I'll bet she's a foxy mama!]
(Blind Date Tip 1# - Don't rave and rant, especially about a girl you are going to date. It generally leaves a bad first impression.) Wyldon- *Pulls up in front of the Marriott Hotel.* I am NOT nervous! I will be a manly man!!! [ I'm gonna wet myself!!!!]
(Blind Date Tip 2#- Don't wet yourself. Girls like personal hygiene.)
Wyldon- Why do these stairs have to be so BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP long!!!!????? It'll take me all day to get to her!
(Blind Date Tip 3#-Use elevators. Bring flowers. For some reason, you did neither.)
Wyldon- ARG!! [This had BETTER be a foxy mama!] I hate climbing stairs!!!
(Blind Date Tip 4#- Deal with it!!!)
Wyldon-*half-hour later* I.. Made.. It! *Wheeze* Finally!! *Wheeze*
(Blind Date Tip 5#- Wheezing old bald mans generally don't have ANY appeal to 20 year old women.)
*Wyldon rings Kel's doorbell*
Kel- Hi! I'm Kel! [I'm dating a wheezing old bald man! This stinks!]
Wyldon- I'm Lord Wyldon. [You can call me Wyldie!] Let's go. *Heads for stairs*
Kel- Shouldn't we take the elevator Wyldon? It's faster.
Wyldon- 1 week of punishment duty!!!! Always call me LORD Wyldon!!! [Or Wyldie whatever works for you, foxy mama]
Kel- Riiiiiiight..... [I'm dating a TRAINING MASTER!!! I'm DOOMED!!]
Wyldon- *Walks to elevater* Well??? Let's go!
Kel- Joy.
*Screen turns to CAG in the studio*
CAG- We'll be right back, but first these annoying people will try to sell you stuff!
A/N- So???? Review, send me ideas for commercials, places to go in Tortall, ect., ect. Thanks! ^_^