A/N-Sorry I haven't updated! I was banned from the site! But, I'm back on
now, making wonderful stories (^_^) that everybody should R/R! Please send
me ideas for people to date, places to go, commercials, anything. It's more
fun for me to write if you do that! Subliminal messaging is so much fun!
Oops, I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Disclaimer- I don't own this show! Or the books! Do you think I'd be writing fanfiction if I owned either/both of these???? Well, yeah. I probably would be..
Blind Date: TP style!
**********Commercial 1***********
Freaky old guy- Do your dentures fall out? Do they have so much mold on them that they won't clean properly? If so, toss out your old dentures and buy a.Squeaky clean! These dentures don't grow mold or fall out! They are attached to your teeth with super glue to keep you dentures cozy in your mouth! So buy a Squeaky clean now at the super low price of 159.99!
Fast voice- Super glue not included.
**********Commercial 2**********
CAG-Now for a limited time only, from the makers of Soy ice cream, Soy Jell- O! It comes in three tasty flavors, Strawberry, lime, and grape! Hurry while supplies last!
**********Back to the show**********
CAG- *Says this so loud it blows off the toupees of all the men in the audience* WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW! *Freakish grin* I WILL RULE YOU ALL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera Guy- Dude, we're rolling! And stop practicing intros for the doom show! You'll get fired! You should be practicing for Barney! I looooove Barney! I love you, you love me---
Authoress-*Runs onstage* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH!!
*Points at Camera man, thunder and lightning flashes*
Camera guy-*runs away screaming* I DON'T LOVE BARNEY ANYMORE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Authoress-*looks satisfied* Goodbye everyone! *Does Princess wave, then walks of stage*
CAG-Oooookay...Let's get back to Kel and Wyldon, shall we?
*Screen switches over to Kel and our friend, Wyldie* *Kel and Wyldon are sitting in Wyldons car on the way to the Space Needle, in Seattle.
Kel- Sooooo...
Wyldon- *Stares blankly* [*singing* I'm going on a trip with a foxy mama, I'm on a trip with a foxy mama la la la la laaaaaa.]
Kel- WYLDON!! STOP THE CAR!
Wyldon- *pulls out of daydream/song and looks around* WHAT!? WHERE'S THE FOXY MAMA!? *turns bright red* I mean, where's the cream filling? Yeah, that's it.
Kel- Urg..
Wyldon- *Walks up to this girl wearing some REALLY skimpy clothes, and he starts making out with her*
(Blind date tip 6# DON"T MAKE OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN ON YOUR BLIND DATE!!!)
Wyldon- *Walks back over to Kel* Well, let's go in...
Kel- Kel?
Wyldon-Oh yeah!!!
(Blind date tip 7#- Don't forget your date's name. Let's see how long this date lasts. I;m guessing.. 5 more minutes. at max.
Kel-Okay, let's go in! *Looks around, then sees Wyldon flirting with the ticket lady* WYLDON!!
Wyldon- What? I don't understand American money, so I just had made out a little with Glenda here.
Kel- AHHHHHH! That's it! I'm leaving! Go have fun with the b**** over there, but I am SO not going to date you!!!
Wyldon- Darn. Oh well! Bye! [Aww, I lost a foxy mama!]
CAG- Well, that went well! *Crickets chirp*
CAG-Yeah.. Anyway, when we get back, bloopers!
A/N- SO?? Send me ideas for stuff! You know you want to!
Disclaimer- I don't own this show! Or the books! Do you think I'd be writing fanfiction if I owned either/both of these???? Well, yeah. I probably would be..
Blind Date: TP style!
**********Commercial 1***********
Freaky old guy- Do your dentures fall out? Do they have so much mold on them that they won't clean properly? If so, toss out your old dentures and buy a.Squeaky clean! These dentures don't grow mold or fall out! They are attached to your teeth with super glue to keep you dentures cozy in your mouth! So buy a Squeaky clean now at the super low price of 159.99!
Fast voice- Super glue not included.
**********Commercial 2**********
CAG-Now for a limited time only, from the makers of Soy ice cream, Soy Jell- O! It comes in three tasty flavors, Strawberry, lime, and grape! Hurry while supplies last!
**********Back to the show**********
CAG- *Says this so loud it blows off the toupees of all the men in the audience* WELCOME BACK TO OUR SHOW! *Freakish grin* I WILL RULE YOU ALL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera Guy- Dude, we're rolling! And stop practicing intros for the doom show! You'll get fired! You should be practicing for Barney! I looooove Barney! I love you, you love me---
Authoress-*Runs onstage* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!YOU SHALL SUFFER MY WRATH!!
*Points at Camera man, thunder and lightning flashes*
Camera guy-*runs away screaming* I DON'T LOVE BARNEY ANYMORE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Authoress-*looks satisfied* Goodbye everyone! *Does Princess wave, then walks of stage*
CAG-Oooookay...Let's get back to Kel and Wyldon, shall we?
*Screen switches over to Kel and our friend, Wyldie* *Kel and Wyldon are sitting in Wyldons car on the way to the Space Needle, in Seattle.
Kel- Sooooo...
Wyldon- *Stares blankly* [*singing* I'm going on a trip with a foxy mama, I'm on a trip with a foxy mama la la la la laaaaaa.]
Kel- WYLDON!! STOP THE CAR!
Wyldon- *pulls out of daydream/song and looks around* WHAT!? WHERE'S THE FOXY MAMA!? *turns bright red* I mean, where's the cream filling? Yeah, that's it.
Kel- Urg..
Wyldon- *Walks up to this girl wearing some REALLY skimpy clothes, and he starts making out with her*
(Blind date tip 6# DON"T MAKE OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN ON YOUR BLIND DATE!!!)
Wyldon- *Walks back over to Kel* Well, let's go in...
Kel- Kel?
Wyldon-Oh yeah!!!
(Blind date tip 7#- Don't forget your date's name. Let's see how long this date lasts. I;m guessing.. 5 more minutes. at max.
Kel-Okay, let's go in! *Looks around, then sees Wyldon flirting with the ticket lady* WYLDON!!
Wyldon- What? I don't understand American money, so I just had made out a little with Glenda here.
Kel- AHHHHHH! That's it! I'm leaving! Go have fun with the b**** over there, but I am SO not going to date you!!!
Wyldon- Darn. Oh well! Bye! [Aww, I lost a foxy mama!]
CAG- Well, that went well! *Crickets chirp*
CAG-Yeah.. Anyway, when we get back, bloopers!
A/N- SO?? Send me ideas for stuff! You know you want to!