A/N- WRITER'S BLOCK! I finally got rid of it! YAY! I am frolicking like a
lamb in May! Read and review! I've had so many suggestions! Thank you! Keep
'em coming! I'm going to try to include as many as possible, but it may
take awhile.
Disclaimer- I don't own any of it! *Puts hands up* WHAT? I don't... Oh yeah, I own the part I wrote..
Blind Date: TP Style
******Commercial 1******
Balding woman comes on screen- Hi! I am Rid Iculous, and I'm trying to sell you baby kittens, for a ridiculous amount of money! I'll give you one adorable baby kitten for just 999$! Call 1-800-637-911! THANKS!
******Commercial 2******
Disembodied Male Voice- Hi! BUY OOMPA LOOMPAS! Collect them all for the low price of $100,000,000,000,000, and ninety-two cents! Shipping and handling not included.
******Commercial 3****** Tamora Pierce books can't be beat fa la la la la la la la, reading them sure is a treat, fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa.
Happy Holidays!!!
******End of Commercials******
CAG- Hi! Welcome back! It's time for.... BLOOPERS!
*Audience Cheers*
CAG- *Turns to BIG (265 inch) T.V* Let's see what we have here. in our after date footage.
*Cameras switch to Kel and Wyldon*
Kel- *Sitting on top of Wyldon, her sword in his broken arm* You bleed too much Wyldon! *Stands up* Drop and give me twenty!
Wyldon- One! OW! Two! OW! Three! OW!
Kel-SUFFER!!
*Later, Wyldon talking to a camera man* Wyldon- You know, you should never date these warrior chicks! They're so touchy!
*Kel comes in and punches him on the face*
Neal- *appears from nowhere* Go Kel! Go Kel! It's your birthday! Uh-huh! *Disappears*
Camera man-*Runs away, screaming* AHHH! THE PHANTOM CHEERLEADER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Neal- *Reappears, and smacks the camera guy, now known as Bob, on the head* I am NOT a cheerleader! I am a..... A KNIGHT!
Bob-*Whimpers*
*Neal disappears again*
*Screen goes back to CAG*
CAG-And after a brief break, we will get started on our next date! Who will we tourture. I mean force to.. I mean..oh, just watch the show!
A/N- I'm sorry it's so short! I got some really great ideas though! I'm going to write thank yous in my next chapter, so write reviews! And don't forget to tell me anything, like who should date next, (After the next chapter) where they should go, ect. For dating, you can even tell me Duke Barid and Aly!!! I might just do it..
Disclaimer- I don't own any of it! *Puts hands up* WHAT? I don't... Oh yeah, I own the part I wrote..
Blind Date: TP Style
******Commercial 1******
Balding woman comes on screen- Hi! I am Rid Iculous, and I'm trying to sell you baby kittens, for a ridiculous amount of money! I'll give you one adorable baby kitten for just 999$! Call 1-800-637-911! THANKS!
******Commercial 2******
Disembodied Male Voice- Hi! BUY OOMPA LOOMPAS! Collect them all for the low price of $100,000,000,000,000, and ninety-two cents! Shipping and handling not included.
******Commercial 3****** Tamora Pierce books can't be beat fa la la la la la la la, reading them sure is a treat, fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa.
Happy Holidays!!!
******End of Commercials******
CAG- Hi! Welcome back! It's time for.... BLOOPERS!
*Audience Cheers*
CAG- *Turns to BIG (265 inch) T.V* Let's see what we have here. in our after date footage.
*Cameras switch to Kel and Wyldon*
Kel- *Sitting on top of Wyldon, her sword in his broken arm* You bleed too much Wyldon! *Stands up* Drop and give me twenty!
Wyldon- One! OW! Two! OW! Three! OW!
Kel-SUFFER!!
*Later, Wyldon talking to a camera man* Wyldon- You know, you should never date these warrior chicks! They're so touchy!
*Kel comes in and punches him on the face*
Neal- *appears from nowhere* Go Kel! Go Kel! It's your birthday! Uh-huh! *Disappears*
Camera man-*Runs away, screaming* AHHH! THE PHANTOM CHEERLEADER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Neal- *Reappears, and smacks the camera guy, now known as Bob, on the head* I am NOT a cheerleader! I am a..... A KNIGHT!
Bob-*Whimpers*
*Neal disappears again*
*Screen goes back to CAG*
CAG-And after a brief break, we will get started on our next date! Who will we tourture. I mean force to.. I mean..oh, just watch the show!
A/N- I'm sorry it's so short! I got some really great ideas though! I'm going to write thank yous in my next chapter, so write reviews! And don't forget to tell me anything, like who should date next, (After the next chapter) where they should go, ect. For dating, you can even tell me Duke Barid and Aly!!! I might just do it..