AN-I got sooooooooooooo many great suggestions! I have 3 new episodes all
ready for the writing! Here are the thank yous:
Veralidaine Sarrasi: Thanks for the great pairings! I normally don't do slash, but I'm working on chapters for the other ones...
Eara: Keep running, keep running!!
DragonWings144: Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!! This is going to be fun!
Imperfectionist ;D : Thank you so much for the great, wonderful, fabulous ideas! I am having so much fun with them...
Death Goddess Assassin: ^_^ Thank you! That would be fun to do...
And for chapter 5 reveiwers....
rora the wise: Brillant! *Laughs demonically with her*
Tenken no Miko: No one's ever suggested that before...good idea!
Dunno: BEST COMPLIMENT ON EARTH!!! I could make the stump smile! I could make the stump smile! *dances around*
A/N (Did you miss me?): That was the thank yous for chapter four/five reviews. Review more for this chapter! ^_^
******Commercial One******
Announcer guy- *says all this with a squeaky voice*Hello! Do you have a problem with stuttering? I used to, and then I used... STUTTER AWAY! Now, I have a big, manly, powerful voice. This can happen to you too, if you use Stutter Away!
******Commercial Two******
Announcer person- Do you want a million dollars? TOO BAD!
Thank you for watching this pointless commercial.
******End commercials******
CAG-Hello, and welcome back to.... THE SHOW!!!
*cricket chirps (again)*
CAG- WHERE IS THAT CRICKET!? I"LL KILL IT! STOMP IT! CRUSH IT! AHHHHHHHHH!! *breathes deeply* Calm, Bob, calm.... Today, our blind daters are: Alanna of Trebond and.... Roger of Conte! Profiles, please!
*camera turns to big T.V screen*
Alanna- Piercing/s: Ears
Age: 28
Turn on: Big noses
Turn off: Certain Dukes, anyone who like anchovies
Her turn on: Purple eyes
Her turn off: Has an anger management problem
*Rogers face covers Alanna's face*
*Roger runs onstage*
Roger- I have beaten you Alanna! I have come back from the dead! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*runs off stage*
CAG- Ooookay....back to the profile...
Peircing/s: Nose
Age:35
Turn on: Dashing smile, charming personality
CAG- Hey, we're paid to lie. *shrugs*
Turn off: Evil nature (obsession with killing nephews)
His turn on: Women who like jalapeños and LAMPSHADES!!!
Roger-*comes running back onstage* HEY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY SECRET PASSION FOR LAMPSHADES!!! You know, you guys have serious problems with keeping secrets. I was watching the show on The Evil Dead Network, and you told about Wyldon's age.
Wyldon-*joins Roger* WHAT ABOUT THAT? I'M PERFECTLY YOUNG, I TELL YOU, PERFECTLY YOUNG!!
CAG- *cough* Liar! *cough* Sorry. Did you know it's cold season?
Wyldon and Roger- Really?
*they ponder this for a moment, then Wyldon starts running around, screaming*
Wyldon-AHHH! NOT THE COLD!! NOT THE COLD!!! *runs of the stage*
CAG-Alright, moving along, there's nothing to see here...
His turn off: Any female who has purple eyes, red hair, pretended to be a male for eight years, and is short.
Audience-*About half of the Audience leaves the building* Aww man...
CAG-Wait! Come back! HE'D JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY!!
*they come running back to watch the show*
CAG- That's better. Can we PLEASE finish this?
*Camera turns to the screen again*
CAG-Leeeeeeeet's play ball!
*everybody stares at him*
CAG- Let's just watch the date...*grumbles*
Veralidaine Sarrasi: Thanks for the great pairings! I normally don't do slash, but I'm working on chapters for the other ones...
Eara: Keep running, keep running!!
DragonWings144: Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!! This is going to be fun!
Imperfectionist ;D : Thank you so much for the great, wonderful, fabulous ideas! I am having so much fun with them...
Death Goddess Assassin: ^_^ Thank you! That would be fun to do...
And for chapter 5 reveiwers....
rora the wise: Brillant! *Laughs demonically with her*
Tenken no Miko: No one's ever suggested that before...good idea!
Dunno: BEST COMPLIMENT ON EARTH!!! I could make the stump smile! I could make the stump smile! *dances around*
A/N (Did you miss me?): That was the thank yous for chapter four/five reviews. Review more for this chapter! ^_^
******Commercial One******
Announcer guy- *says all this with a squeaky voice*Hello! Do you have a problem with stuttering? I used to, and then I used... STUTTER AWAY! Now, I have a big, manly, powerful voice. This can happen to you too, if you use Stutter Away!
******Commercial Two******
Announcer person- Do you want a million dollars? TOO BAD!
Thank you for watching this pointless commercial.
******End commercials******
CAG-Hello, and welcome back to.... THE SHOW!!!
*cricket chirps (again)*
CAG- WHERE IS THAT CRICKET!? I"LL KILL IT! STOMP IT! CRUSH IT! AHHHHHHHHH!! *breathes deeply* Calm, Bob, calm.... Today, our blind daters are: Alanna of Trebond and.... Roger of Conte! Profiles, please!
*camera turns to big T.V screen*
Alanna- Piercing/s: Ears
Age: 28
Turn on: Big noses
Turn off: Certain Dukes, anyone who like anchovies
Her turn on: Purple eyes
Her turn off: Has an anger management problem
*Rogers face covers Alanna's face*
*Roger runs onstage*
Roger- I have beaten you Alanna! I have come back from the dead! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*runs off stage*
CAG- Ooookay....back to the profile...
Peircing/s: Nose
Age:35
Turn on: Dashing smile, charming personality
CAG- Hey, we're paid to lie. *shrugs*
Turn off: Evil nature (obsession with killing nephews)
His turn on: Women who like jalapeños and LAMPSHADES!!!
Roger-*comes running back onstage* HEY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY SECRET PASSION FOR LAMPSHADES!!! You know, you guys have serious problems with keeping secrets. I was watching the show on The Evil Dead Network, and you told about Wyldon's age.
Wyldon-*joins Roger* WHAT ABOUT THAT? I'M PERFECTLY YOUNG, I TELL YOU, PERFECTLY YOUNG!!
CAG- *cough* Liar! *cough* Sorry. Did you know it's cold season?
Wyldon and Roger- Really?
*they ponder this for a moment, then Wyldon starts running around, screaming*
Wyldon-AHHH! NOT THE COLD!! NOT THE COLD!!! *runs of the stage*
CAG-Alright, moving along, there's nothing to see here...
His turn off: Any female who has purple eyes, red hair, pretended to be a male for eight years, and is short.
Audience-*About half of the Audience leaves the building* Aww man...
CAG-Wait! Come back! HE'D JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY!!
*they come running back to watch the show*
CAG- That's better. Can we PLEASE finish this?
*Camera turns to the screen again*
CAG-Leeeeeeeet's play ball!
*everybody stares at him*
CAG- Let's just watch the date...*grumbles*