A/N-Please review! Also, when you review, could you think up places to go, as well as pairings…? Thanks! And if you guys don't remember ( ) are thoughts, and [ ] are little commenting guys.

Storm Queen- Amazing how popular they're becoming, isn't it?

Veralidaine- Eh, no problem. Though, I'm now part of the Witness protection program, so you can't find me.

Tris-MEEP! See! I updated! No need to fry me! Excellent pairings, by the way.

Dalamar- Thanks and that was a complete mistake. Sorry!

Hawaiian-girl- Same as Dalamar.

DATE TIME

Alanna-is busy putting on earrings (earbobs) and a little bit of make-up and fixing her dressIf he's a sorcerer, I'll go medieval on him!

[Sarcastic Sam- Might be a little hard in the dress]

Roger-driving towards Alanna's house Stupid CAG, announcing my age…stares into the camera What are you looking at?! I AM SOMEONE TO BE FEARED, NOT AN OLD GEEZER!

[Pessimistic Peter- Uh, you died…twice. More than most normal people do. If you're lucky, you might die a third time tonight!]

Alanna- I'm so nervous! He'll be nice though, they wouldn't set me up with anyone mean. I hope. They'd better be hoping too. Reveals knife hidden in her shoe BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Calm down Alanna. Do that yoga thing Thayet told you about) Alanna- In, out…in, out. Feel the inner peace…starts stretching Now, we move into the urinating dog….

Roger-AHHH! Take that! And that! And that! Is currently tossing magical flames at the camera, which is hurricane-proof, water-proof, thunder/lightning-proof, and all other things-proof YOU SHALL DIE FOR SPYNG ON ME! Though, I do look amazing in a camera, don't I? poses for it

[Firedragon- Ewwww, please, let's get on with this!]

Alanna-Thayet was right about that stuff, I feel much calmer now. Tghough, I feel a strange need to use the toilet….coughs Anyway….

doorbell rings

Alanna-Finally! It's my dream man!

Roger- can hear mumblings from inside the door Okay, I'm going out go out with a crazy chick who talks to herself. I am so much better than that. smooths extremely gelled hair

[Sarcastic Sam- Yeah, about that hair…next time try cutting down from 13 bottles, to 11. It's the best way to cure an obsessive-compulsive disorder]

Alanna-Answers door Hel-

Roger- Ho-

Alanna and roger- beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Alanna- What the BEEP are you BEEPing doing here?

Roger-You are BEEPing not my BEEPing date!

Chaos ensues

Firedragon-walks in Alright, break it up! Almighty author, coming through! Are you listening!? I am writing this fanfiction, and therefore I have the power to turn you, Alanna, into a knight's husband, doomed to be a lady forever, and I could turn you, Roger, into a purple penguin. GO on the date, and I won't be forced to take drastic meausures.

Roger- face pales Darling, let's go…

Alanna-shoots death glare Coming, sweetheart.

Firedragon- Ah, young love. Runs away, really, really fast

Both of them are in the car

Roger- has returned to banging on the car You stupid contraption! I will blast you!

Alanna- sighs Jeeze, blame the inanimate object.

Roger- You would do well to be quiet! I can still best you with magic!

Alanna- is getting really mad Then how did I kill you twice? Huh, punk?

Roger- YOU CHEATED! Stupid car!!!

Alanna- tosses him out of the car window and takes control of the wheel SO LONG SUCKER! Have fun walking!

at the restaurant

Alanna- is sitting down at the table eating B-B-Q shrimp and filet mignon Oh, yummy!

[Pessimistic Peter- Don't get any on your dress. It could burn right through the fabric, then through your leg, and you would be lame for the rest of your life. Oh, the joy I feel.]

Roger- stumbles in Wow….food…….drools

Alanna- Yup. I spent all of our allotted date money though, so you'll have to scrape up some spare change.

Roger- Spare change!? This drink alone costs $60!

Alanna- Polishes off meal Too bad, because their wine is fabulous.

[Sarcastic Sid: Ooh, she's good. Roger, you gaping codfish! Go! Rob a bank! Get her back!]

Roger- looks down at the screen Now that's not a bad idea! Runs off to rob a bank

Alanna- Oh well. The cars mine then!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Hops in the car and revs up the engine SO LONG, DUCKIES!

CAG: CUT TAPE! cough Ummm…it appears our contestants are..um…not feeling well today. You should go, get amnesia, and therefore, forget you ever watched this show.

Firedragon- WAIT!!! DON'T DO IT! You have to review first. Then you can go and get amnesia. Please send in places to go…pairing will have to wait however, as I have so many ideas, I'll have to make a whole new season. Thanks!