A/N- For some reason, the asterisks aren't always working—please excuse me for that. From now on, I will use .Go talk to Fido! It's all his fault. Takes out machine gun POW! POW!

Thanks for the reviews! (Extra special kudos out to megster for the place to go, and the subtle hint of what to do there, and to Tenken no Miko for the great pairing)

Commercial 1

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Commercial 2

Announcer- Do announcers annoy, irritate, and in all ways frustrate you? Than, murder one tod—ACHHH! dies

We are sorry for the interruption. Please continue to watch your program, and waste your money on pointless things. Thank you.

End Commercials

CAG- Welcome back toooo--- BLIND DATE! Due to the fact that THERE WAS NO SHOW LAST TIME (A/N- you had to go get amnesia, remember? Well, no, you don't.), there will be no bloopers of the show that wasn't filmed. We apologize for this inconvenience. Anywayyyyyy, let's get on with the next blind date! We'll be going back in time with Squire Alan and Delia, with Alan's knight master Jonathan as the chauffeur, and assistant. Bios, please.

camera turns to Bob—I mean, big scream----OH, who cares!

Name: Alan of Trebond

Piercings: None

Age: 16

Turn on: People taller than her cough HIM, non-wimpy people

Turns off: Wimps, girls that flutter their eyelashes too much

His turn on: Purple eyes, strong

Her turn off: Purple eyes, temper (Please note that purple eyes might not be a pro)

Alanna- Hey! My eyes are sexy!!! DON'T DISS THEM!!!!! So, who am I going out with, anyway?

CAG- mutters Delia.

Alanna- What?

CAG- slightly louder Delia

Alanna- WHAT?

CAG- DELIA!!!

Alanna- AHHHHH!!! starts tossing things in the general direction of his head

CAG- hides behind camera guy Mommy!

Camera Guy- Ummm... could I have some pizza?

CAG- WHAT?

Camera Guy- I wanted to know if I could have pizza before you die.

CAG- I'm not going to die, her aim's horrible!

Camera Guy- No, I'm talking about the huge anvil that she just dropped of the top of the set.

blam

Firedragon12- swoops in Why am I here again? This is the second time in 2 episodes!!! Don't make me give you the glare of death. rounds on Alanna Why do you always have to kill evil people? First Roger, than Roger, and then CAG! turns to camera guy Why does everyone hate me???

Camera Guy- Ummm...

Firedragon12- Yes, well. I suppose I'll have to bring him back to live. Yoohoo! CAG! I have Care Bear gummies for you!

Alanna- What?

Camera guy- How is that going to work?

Firedragon12- Shut up. GUMMIE CARE BEARS!!! COME GET THEM! anvil shiftshand sticks out of it

CAG- Hand them over.

Firedragon12- Not until you come out and finish the bios.

CAG- Fine! Mutters about selfish people

gets out and does the other bio

Name: Delia

Piercings: Ears, bellybutton, and places you don't want to think about.

Age: 18

Turn on: Evil guys (who are charming and handsome), tall people

Turns off: Just about everyone who doesn't fit the description above

Her turn on: Knows how to bat her eyelashes, is stunningly beautiful

Her turn off: is evil, and a censored

CAG- NOW GIVE THE GUMMY BEARS OVER!

Firedragon12- mouth full What gummy bears? I don't have any. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! swoops off

CAG- ARG! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER I KILL HER—I mean, once these commercials are done.