What is Victoria's Secret?
By BrokenSmile666
Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ or Victoria's Secret... bla bla bla!
Ch. 4 "Oh... my... god..."
The time had come an hour had passed. But who ever it was that was going to say what the boys had wanted to know for so long was late. With it being 12:30 at night, the boys just wanted to get to sleep. But this was too important to pass up. This had to be taken care of.
Goten yawned "I'm tired! I want to go to sleep. It's way to late for us to be out Trunks. Come on!" Trunks had been listening for his friend complain for quite some time and it was really getting annoying. Trunks growled, "Will you shut up? Don't you want to know her damn secret or not? I haven't put an effort in this for nothing. So if you like, go inside and go to bed. I'm going to wait here."
Just then this really ugly looking lady walked up to the two boys. She was wearing a black cloak, a red corset, lime green underwear, purple fishnet stockings, platform silver high-heels, a lot of make up and perfume that smelled like a dumpster. She smiled and waved hello to the boys. But Trunks and Goten were too afraid to do anything. They just stood there like they had just seen a ghost. In a very deep voice that tried to sound girly said to them "Are either of you the little boys that wanted to know Victoria's secret?" In the back of his head Trunks was thinking 'This dude is trying to be a chick'. Goten Just stood there, he didn't breathe or make any movement, too afraid that something bad might happen. "I wanted to know what her secret was... are you the one who was going to tell me?" Trunks managed to say through gritted teeth. He or she lit up a cigarette and took a few puffs before saying anything. It turned around and began "This is going to be the hardest I'll ever have to say. But I know that it can't stay bottled up inside me forever. It has been eating me away like a flesh eating disease. Like maggots on something rotten and dead," It turned back around "Do you really want to know?" Trunks nodded and waited for an answer. "Well, Victoria's secret is... that Victoria isn't a woman. She's a man baby. And she's right here in the flesh in front of you. Her name isn't Victoria either. It's Victor."
The boy's mouths dropped in awe. They had been lost for words, and not only that, they had been traumatized forever. The only thing that came out of Trunk's mouth at that time was "Oh... my... god..."
The transvestite had fallen to the floor and began to cry. It managed to choke out "I said it... I said it!" It raised its hands in triumph, "I finally said it! Oh, what a happy day. What a happy day!" It got up and skipped off back into the night.
Goten fell to the floor, in relief that the thing had left. Trunks looked at the floor, with big-shattered-glazed-eyes. "Goten," Trunks looked at his friend and grabbed him by his shirt "Please kill me! Not slowly, just quick and messy, please!" Trunks sunk down and began to cry. Goten hugged his friend and tried as best he could to comfort him. "Hey it's alright. Just think of it this way, we know her secret." Trunks wiped away his tears and nodded. Goten suggested that they go inside and sleep this off.
In the morning Trunks was feeling better after a big breakfast and sparring with Goten. But that still didn't make things right. He had one more thing to do.
When him and his parents were eating dinner he asked... "What was Victoria's Secret?" Vegeta looked at Bulma, Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Sweetie..." Trunks stood on the table and screamed "YOU DON'T KNOW DO YOU! I DO! I KNOW THAT VICTORIA IS A MAN AND HER NAME IS VICTOR! THAT'S HER SECRET AND YOU HAVE HER UNDERWEAR! YOU SICK PERSON!" He then ran off laughing in triumph that he knew something his mother didn't. Bulma and Vegeta just looked at each other with a puzzled look.
Fin
XxX Sad but true. (Laughs) I hope you enjoi-ed.
BrokenSmile666
I'm working on another story; I'll have it out soon. : D
Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ or Victoria's Secret... bla bla bla!
Ch. 4 "Oh... my... god..."
The time had come an hour had passed. But who ever it was that was going to say what the boys had wanted to know for so long was late. With it being 12:30 at night, the boys just wanted to get to sleep. But this was too important to pass up. This had to be taken care of.
Goten yawned "I'm tired! I want to go to sleep. It's way to late for us to be out Trunks. Come on!" Trunks had been listening for his friend complain for quite some time and it was really getting annoying. Trunks growled, "Will you shut up? Don't you want to know her damn secret or not? I haven't put an effort in this for nothing. So if you like, go inside and go to bed. I'm going to wait here."
Just then this really ugly looking lady walked up to the two boys. She was wearing a black cloak, a red corset, lime green underwear, purple fishnet stockings, platform silver high-heels, a lot of make up and perfume that smelled like a dumpster. She smiled and waved hello to the boys. But Trunks and Goten were too afraid to do anything. They just stood there like they had just seen a ghost. In a very deep voice that tried to sound girly said to them "Are either of you the little boys that wanted to know Victoria's secret?" In the back of his head Trunks was thinking 'This dude is trying to be a chick'. Goten Just stood there, he didn't breathe or make any movement, too afraid that something bad might happen. "I wanted to know what her secret was... are you the one who was going to tell me?" Trunks managed to say through gritted teeth. He or she lit up a cigarette and took a few puffs before saying anything. It turned around and began "This is going to be the hardest I'll ever have to say. But I know that it can't stay bottled up inside me forever. It has been eating me away like a flesh eating disease. Like maggots on something rotten and dead," It turned back around "Do you really want to know?" Trunks nodded and waited for an answer. "Well, Victoria's secret is... that Victoria isn't a woman. She's a man baby. And she's right here in the flesh in front of you. Her name isn't Victoria either. It's Victor."
The boy's mouths dropped in awe. They had been lost for words, and not only that, they had been traumatized forever. The only thing that came out of Trunk's mouth at that time was "Oh... my... god..."
The transvestite had fallen to the floor and began to cry. It managed to choke out "I said it... I said it!" It raised its hands in triumph, "I finally said it! Oh, what a happy day. What a happy day!" It got up and skipped off back into the night.
Goten fell to the floor, in relief that the thing had left. Trunks looked at the floor, with big-shattered-glazed-eyes. "Goten," Trunks looked at his friend and grabbed him by his shirt "Please kill me! Not slowly, just quick and messy, please!" Trunks sunk down and began to cry. Goten hugged his friend and tried as best he could to comfort him. "Hey it's alright. Just think of it this way, we know her secret." Trunks wiped away his tears and nodded. Goten suggested that they go inside and sleep this off.
In the morning Trunks was feeling better after a big breakfast and sparring with Goten. But that still didn't make things right. He had one more thing to do.
When him and his parents were eating dinner he asked... "What was Victoria's Secret?" Vegeta looked at Bulma, Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Sweetie..." Trunks stood on the table and screamed "YOU DON'T KNOW DO YOU! I DO! I KNOW THAT VICTORIA IS A MAN AND HER NAME IS VICTOR! THAT'S HER SECRET AND YOU HAVE HER UNDERWEAR! YOU SICK PERSON!" He then ran off laughing in triumph that he knew something his mother didn't. Bulma and Vegeta just looked at each other with a puzzled look.
Fin
XxX Sad but true. (Laughs) I hope you enjoi-ed.
BrokenSmile666
I'm working on another story; I'll have it out soon. : D