Panty Raid
Usually, it's Sanzo or Goku that wind up being the butt, so to speak, of Gojyo's jokes. Most of the time, I'm just the innocent bystander, waiting patiently for Sanzo to shoot at him and for the bickering to temporarily cease. Gojyo calls Goku 'stupid monkey' and Sanzo has rightfully earned the nickname of 'corrupt priest'. Up until today I really haven't had a nickname that stuck. Truthfully, I'd much rather borrow Goku's nickname.
It was one of those nights where no one seemed to be tired or, no one was interested in sleep, anyway. So we sat up for a game of Mahjong that we never actually got around to playing. The only set of tiles we have are the ones that I've kept among my things. While I was out getting food, (I had to make two trips for Goku's order), Gojyo apparently lost his patience and went digging through my things. (I'll add that Hakuryu bit him in the process.) By the time I returned I Gojyo and Goku were sitting at the table, Goku appearing half nausiated. The minute I walked in Gojyo started snickering.
"Did you find the tiles?" I asked him, starting to feel a little paranoid.
"Found something a little more interesting, Hakkai." Gojyo grabbed something off the table and held it up in the air. "Check this out, Sanzo. Hakkai's got a little leather thong!"
"That's nice." Sanzo said and turned the page of the paper, apparently not caring at all about the situation at hand.
"Man, that sounds uncomfortable." Goku commented.
"Give me that!" I did my best to grab the stolen undergarmet away from Gojyo but he avoided me. Even at this point I wasn't quite angry. I was mostly annoyed that Gojyo had gone rooting through my things without permission.
"That's a side of you I didn't know existed." Gojyo said tauntingly. "Hakkai seems to have a kinky side, Sanzo!"
"Stop it, Gojyo." Sanzo said finally making a move to intervene. "Give Hakkai back his panties." Gojyo burst into another fit of laugher and I siezed the opportunity to grab my stolen property back.
"They're not panties!" I replied defensively.
"Then what the hell would you call them?" Gojyo managed betwen fits of laughter.
"Shut up, kappa..." I replied angrily.
"Whatever, panty-boy." Gojyo said. I gave him a shove and he fell backwards onto Sanzo, pulling me down with him. If you can imagine the scene. Sanzo, with his glasses half knocked off and his paper ripped in half, trying his best the throw the both of us off...Gojyo still dying of laughter and me...red faced and doing my best to get out of the dog pile I'd been unwillingly pulled into.
The night didn't pass too well and Gojyo was still laughing this morning when we set off. He made a comment this afternoon in the jeep that seemed to summarize the whole trip... "And so the wonderfully entertaining tale of the corrupt priest, his pet monkey, a perverted water sprite and the newly dubbed panty boy continues without fail..."
I actually found the comment somewhat funny...But really, I hope he doesn't plan on narrating the entire trip.
Usually, it's Sanzo or Goku that wind up being the butt, so to speak, of Gojyo's jokes. Most of the time, I'm just the innocent bystander, waiting patiently for Sanzo to shoot at him and for the bickering to temporarily cease. Gojyo calls Goku 'stupid monkey' and Sanzo has rightfully earned the nickname of 'corrupt priest'. Up until today I really haven't had a nickname that stuck. Truthfully, I'd much rather borrow Goku's nickname.
It was one of those nights where no one seemed to be tired or, no one was interested in sleep, anyway. So we sat up for a game of Mahjong that we never actually got around to playing. The only set of tiles we have are the ones that I've kept among my things. While I was out getting food, (I had to make two trips for Goku's order), Gojyo apparently lost his patience and went digging through my things. (I'll add that Hakuryu bit him in the process.) By the time I returned I Gojyo and Goku were sitting at the table, Goku appearing half nausiated. The minute I walked in Gojyo started snickering.
"Did you find the tiles?" I asked him, starting to feel a little paranoid.
"Found something a little more interesting, Hakkai." Gojyo grabbed something off the table and held it up in the air. "Check this out, Sanzo. Hakkai's got a little leather thong!"
"That's nice." Sanzo said and turned the page of the paper, apparently not caring at all about the situation at hand.
"Man, that sounds uncomfortable." Goku commented.
"Give me that!" I did my best to grab the stolen undergarmet away from Gojyo but he avoided me. Even at this point I wasn't quite angry. I was mostly annoyed that Gojyo had gone rooting through my things without permission.
"That's a side of you I didn't know existed." Gojyo said tauntingly. "Hakkai seems to have a kinky side, Sanzo!"
"Stop it, Gojyo." Sanzo said finally making a move to intervene. "Give Hakkai back his panties." Gojyo burst into another fit of laugher and I siezed the opportunity to grab my stolen property back.
"They're not panties!" I replied defensively.
"Then what the hell would you call them?" Gojyo managed betwen fits of laughter.
"Shut up, kappa..." I replied angrily.
"Whatever, panty-boy." Gojyo said. I gave him a shove and he fell backwards onto Sanzo, pulling me down with him. If you can imagine the scene. Sanzo, with his glasses half knocked off and his paper ripped in half, trying his best the throw the both of us off...Gojyo still dying of laughter and me...red faced and doing my best to get out of the dog pile I'd been unwillingly pulled into.
The night didn't pass too well and Gojyo was still laughing this morning when we set off. He made a comment this afternoon in the jeep that seemed to summarize the whole trip... "And so the wonderfully entertaining tale of the corrupt priest, his pet monkey, a perverted water sprite and the newly dubbed panty boy continues without fail..."
I actually found the comment somewhat funny...But really, I hope he doesn't plan on narrating the entire trip.