10 Or More Ways To Lose Hojou

Author's Note: Sorry about the long delay, I got a huge writer's block and I was starting to lose interest in writing fics for Anime… (shudder) that kinda made me write again… I'm like obsessed with Anime, which then would be bad if I lost interest in writing fics about it!.

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Hire a boyfriend

Kagome sat patiently, grasping her pencil as Sango led another boy into her living room. Souta slurped his Wackdonald's cola and was waiting for Kagome to hand him a paper to place on the 'possible boyfriends' box. So far, Souta only had one in hand.

" And your name is?" Kagome asked politely, waiting to fill in the 'profile' page.

The boy blushed and stuttered. " B-breadbox."

Souta choked on his cola and started a coughing fit. Sango opened the door and waited until Kagome snapped back into reality.

" Breadbox?" Souta asked for Kagome who was now banging her head on the table. " Sorry pal. Take a hike."

Kagome, being desperate after seeing almost half of the school's male population, stopped the boy. " Wait… What are your parent's names?"

Souta stared at his sister incredulously. " You're kidding right?" both he and Sango asked.

" No, now… what are your parents' names and what is your nickname?" Kagome asked all the while chanting a mantra in her head. 'I am not insane. I am not insane. I am-'

" My mother's name is Muffin and my father's name is Bat," the boy said, holding his head up high as he stared lovingly at Kagome. " My friends call me 'Gullible'."

" I can see why," Sango muttered.

" I see," Kagome said. " What's your last name?" 'I am no insane. I am not insane-'

" Man"

" So your full name is Breadbox Man?" Kagome asked, sweat-dropping. ' I am insane!'

" Yes, and my father's full name is Mr. Bat Man, my mother's full name is Mrs. Muffin Man." He said smiling.

Kagome smiled and nodded as she crumpled up his profile tossing it behind her back along with the other hundred or so in the trash.

" Next," she said as her eyebrows twitched.

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Finally after interviewing the whole male population at their school, Sango sat down beside Kagome who now had waterfalls streaming from her eyes.

" I'm never going to get rid of Hojou!"

"You called?"

Kagome screamed in shock as Hojou's head suddenly popped out of the front window. He smiled and opened the front door, holding a bouquet of flowers.

" For you, my sweet," he said, hearts in his eyes.

Kagome started to hyperventilate and Sango cut in for her best friend. " Um, I don't think that would wise," Sango said, trying to figure out a lie to make Hojou leave.

Hojou merely tilted his head in confusion. " Why so?"

" Um, Kagome-onee-san's boyfriend wouldn't approve!" Souta said trying to rid the dense boy. " He's-he's the head of the … the… Youkai gang you know!"

Sango and Kagome gasped as they heard Souta lie through his teeth. Hojou knew the Youkai gang. In fact, Hojou was part of that gang… but just because he was too dense to know they were mooching money off of him.

" Really? InuYasha or SesshouMaru?" Hojou asked, worried as he looked at Kagome.

Souta didn't know either and hoped he made the right choice.

" uh-uh- InuYasha!"

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Author's Note: Again sorry for the delay! TBC!