Chapter Four
A/N: Been a long time, eh? I would be writing so much more fics than what I already have up its just the computer I use is also my dad's and how would my homophobic dad react to seeing stories of two males kissing and whatnot. Even if one is an alien. XD!! Yeah, my life is twisted. And beware. THERE ARE SOME WORDS IN HERE THAT AREN'T WORDS. Like they aren't in the dictonary. Like they don't exist. Either that, or their spelled wrong. I'm too lazy to edit my fics. I already write them out on damn paper. This goes for chapter 5 as well. Okay, everyone's tired of the ranting. Here's the fic!
Later that day, Zim was feeling alot better. Turns out that Irkens heal quickly. Huh. Imagine that. Now Zimand Dib were sitting on the sofa. Gir sat in Zim's lap, hypnotized by the televison screen.
"You know," Zim started, "You didn't have to come."
"Enough about what I didn't have to do. It doesn't matter, I've done it." Dib said with finality.
Zim smirked and turned back to the screen. In the hours following Zim's healing, Dib had told the green alien that he'd be breaking up with Robin because of what he did to his friend. (a/n: has dib even found out? Crap, what story am I on?) Zim was still a little shocked from being called that. On planet Irk, there never was time for friends. All the time was spent studying to become invaders/soliders.
But here was Dib, threating to kill his ex-boyfriend for hurting his once- enemy-now-friend. The thought itself made Zim all warm inside.
"Its almost dark." Zim noted.
Dib caught the hint; he turned to face Zim, "Look, do you want me to leave?"
Zim blushed, "Well, no, but you should. We have school tomorrow and the project. And the principal won't stop talking about that damn prize--" he was cut off suddenly as the human leaned forward, pressing his lips up against the irken's.
Zim's eyes were wide as he looked at Dib's which were closed in passion. Zim had read about this. This was a way a human showed affection to another. That meant he'd won Dib's affection, which was one more step towards love...
Their lips parted with a light 'smack' sound. One of them obviously didn't want to let go...
"Can I stay?" Dib breathed.
Zim nodded silently, meeting Dib's glazed eyes.
"STOP MAKING KISSY SOUNDS!" cried an annoyed Gir, "I can't hear the TV thing."
Gir hadn't noticed anything? Of course not.
Dib pulled back, blushing like a middle schooler on her first date. "You obviously liked that, huh?"
Zim nodded again; words failing him. It feels like I'm falling for him and even if its straight to Hell, he'll fall with me.
"You can stay." Zim finally said.
Dib looked up at him pervertedly, "Your not going to make me sleep on the sofa, are you?"
Zim blushed again and was suddenly attacked by Gir who was screaming 'shut up taco shut up'.
Robin entered his home on Crainbur. At once his mother came rushing to him.
"Robin, you don't look too good. What does your uncle have you doing?" she asked, while checking his forehead.
"Mommy," he said in a childish voice, which sounds weird for a 16 year old, "You should talk to uncle about Dib. He's happy on earth. It wouldn't be right to take him away from there."
His mother blinked, "He's trying to get Lauren's son back?" she gasped, "What is he up to?"
"Mommy," Robin said again in the disturbing tone of voice, "tell him."
His mother nodded, "Yes. Even though its kind of what Laurie would have wanted..."
There's a story to be told about Lauren Membrane. A young woman in love with the stars above and a certain scientist.
Lauren loved the paranormal since birth. She was always going to the obversatory to stare up at the stars, wishing one day she'd be met by another lifeform.
One day, her wish came true. She met an alien. He was the prince of his planet. He'd landed on Earth by accident, trying out the newest matter accelerator technology. At once, she was infatuated with him. Even though she was already married, she didn't consider going with an alien to be infidelity.
Soon, the prince was in love with her as well. And going against all universal ethics, they had a baby. His name was Dib and the Prince promised that one day, Dib would take his place as king on his home planet, Crainbur.
But the prince had to leave, seeing as his whole planet demanded his reutrn. But he came back to earth from time to time to visit Lauren and his son. Lauren lied to her husband, which was easy because he and Dib's hair looked alike. An astounding power Crainburians had was to change their appearance. Alot of power was held in their large heads.
But Dib was only half-Crainburian and therefore could do this appearance change only once in his life.
So the prince visited his family, until the accident.
Lauren was in labor with her and Membrane's child, Gaz. While in labor, she tragically died. Gaz was unharmed but now (in my opinion) we see why she's all gothic and depressed.
The Prince was heartbroken, and never returned to Earth for some time. By the time he noticed that he could still find his son, he'd already been crowned king. He had to stay on Crainbur or else there'd be utter chaos. So, he sent his three best body guards to retrieve Dib. Then that failed and he called apon his sister's son, Robin, (who wasn't as mean as his brother's son, Tim.) but he also failed.
Would Dib ever take his rightful place as king?
The king's sister, Darlene, quickly rushed into the City Hall meeting room. (I know nothing about politics. Or towns. ) There she found the national representatives as well as the king, all at a table.
"All for red ribbons in the town square, say 'I'. All for no red ribbons say 'nay'." the king demanded.
"I"
"I"
"I"
"I"
"nay"
Everyone blinked and turned to the steward, who sat boredly, tearing ribbons. "This is stupid." he responded, "Are there not more important things to do than decide ribbons?"
The king blinked, "Actually no. I as king have kept all of Crainbur at bay. Everyone is happy so all we have left is to decide ribbons."
Darlene suddenly interrupted, "David, can I speak to you, please?"
"The king turned to his sister, "Ah, Darlene! What a nice suprise! Me and Donald here--"
"Its too important to put on hold." she demanded.
The king stood up, "Excuse me, my people, but this does seem urgent." he left with his sister out to the hall.
When he turned to face here, she had a face of INCREDIBLE rage!
"How dare you force my son to fall in love with your son so he can get back here?" (aww damn, that's incest, isn't it? Sorry. u.u) "That is wrong. Its like kiddnapping!" she cried.
"I know no other way, Darlene. He doesn't even remember me." the king looked down, "I never married after Lauren, you know. In a way, Dib is all that I have left."
Be that as it may, you cannot take advantage of his feelings like that. Robin told me he is happy on Earth. Has a boyfriend himself and everything."
The king looked back up, hope in his eyes, "He is happy? Then maybe he and his partner would like to come up here for a while..."
"I guess." Darlene said, but held up a finger, "But don't try to force him on the crown! I hate to say it, but maybe Donald should become king after you."
David suddenly looked suspicous, "So, you've noticed too? How odd Donald has been acting all year? I thought I'd get used to it, but no."
"And Tim as well. He was mean before but sometimes I see him in the streets, verbally abusing your subjects. And the rants. The rants are very familar. But I don't quite remember where I remember it from." Darlene burst out, doing into gossip mode.
David arched an eyebrow, "Remember where you remember it from?"
Darlene shruggged, "Gossiping makes you forget how to speak not so bad, I mean, well..."
David sweatdropped, turning back to the door. He and Darlene entered as Tim came from his hiding place behind a nearby wall.
"Ah! Their on to me. Well, they won't find out about this Irken invader until its too late!" Tim laughed, walking off.
Zim and Dib walked into school 5 minutes late, due to making out before they left to walk to school. Yeah, their funny. But when they came to school, they were met by utter chaos!
"WHAT?" Zim cried, "I forgot all about my hall monitor duties! HEY! DUMBASSES! WRITE ON THAT WALL ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOVE THAT PEN STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"
Dib laughed, "I'll meet you in the principal's office, Zim."
Zim turned back, "Okay, see ya--STOP RUNNING OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF!"
Dib made his way to the principal's office. The principal wasn't there but he found the project was ready to go so Dib began. He pulled the nano- robot and controls from his book bag.
Two weeks had passed since they started the project. They'd just been in a fight and now they were going together? It was all weird and freaky but the principal HAD wanted them to get along. Guess he got his wish then. Dib thought and laughed.
Never in a million years had he ever considered kissing the Irken, but yesterday, was different. Ever since Zim started High School, that wall had come up in front of him. He'd gotten meaner, even though he stopped trying to destroy the world. They were all maturing in a way. Gaz was noticing guys, Dib had given up the paranormal, Zim was the feared leader of the school. Well, everybody except Gir had matured. The robot was still as odd.
Suddenly, the door burst open. In came the three jocks and Robin.
"YOU!" Dib cried, "I never want to speak to you again."
But Robin had changed too, "Shut the hell up. Fuck the nice act. I'm not working for your pitiful father anymore. I know he's getting nowhere, Tim told me so. He even promised to spare me when he destroyed Crainbur!"
Dib sweatdropped, "Your working for my dad? Who the hell is Tim? What's Crainbur? WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THESE JOCKS?"
"Come with us, Dib." they chimed eerily and crept forward.
Dib stepped back, "Get away from me!"
Suddenly, the jocks hard flanked him. How could they move so fast with big heads? They grabbed Dib by the arms as the other held his legs. "GET OFF OF ME! HELP! ZIM!"
"Zim? Ah, Tim's...adversary." Robin said mysteriously.
"Who are you? What are you doing?" Dib cried as Robin took a small ceramic square from his pocket. He latched onto on the of the jocks holding him and pushed the small button...
Zim entered the office, looking tired and beat. "Sorry you to start without me...the whole student body suddenly started acting like JACKASSES-- " he then relized he was talking to himself. "Dib? DIB?" He looked on the floor by his feet. A small ceramic square was there. He picked it up, examing it.
"This looks...familar." Zim said. "Something's happen to Dib." and he was gone faster from the office than um...stuff, I guess.
Gaz was deep into playing her GameSlave when Zim suddenly came into her light. "LOOK, you retarded, ignorant alien--" she quickly stopped when she saw the look on his face. "Aw, hell. What's wrong?"
"Dib is missing. The best I can figure is that he was kiddnapped my aliens."
"You mean like last night?"
Zim shook his head, "No, he decided to stay on his own--I---MEAN--You knew all along, didn't you"
"Oh yeah." Gaz grumbled, "So, what aliens have kiddnapped my brother?"
"First I need to go to my base to find out which race uses these transportation devices," Zim said, holding up the square. "I need you to come with me."
Gaz grumbled, saving her game and placing the machine in her pocket. "Fine, lets go. School was getting boring anyway."
"So, why aren't you worried for your brother's safety?" Zim asked, as they walked down their home street.
"Oh, Dib can take care of himself. He's stubborn but smart." Gaz responded. They soon entered the house. Just as they did, Gir came from nowhere and jumped on Zim, licking him again.
"Nooo! GET OFF YOU HORRIBLE ROBOT!" Zim cried.
"You taste like glue!" Gir cried.
Gaz rolled her eyes, taking the ceramic square from Zim's hand and walking over to the toilet that led to the base. Once in the base, Gaz rolled her eyes again, "Never leave a smart person's work to a love sick idiot." she responded, still hearing Gir and Zim fight. "Computer?"
"Oh its you again. Hey." the machine voice said.
"Hey, could you analyze this?" Gaz said, holding up the chip.
"Sure. Just place it on the platform there....good. NOW ANALIZING..." the computer began beeping
Just as the computer finished its job, Zim came down stairs, looking upset with Gir hanging from his arm.
"Analization (is that a word?) is now complete. Object is matter accelerator used by the civilization of Crainbur." Computer quickly annouced.
"I KNEW IT!" Zim cried, flying Gir against a wall. "I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!"
"Shut up." Gaz mumbled, "Lets just go there already."
"Oh yes. TO THE AMUNTION ROOM!" Zim cried.
"Yes, give me a gun then I shut you up with a BULLET TO THE HEAD." Gaz grumbled, leading the way.
"The Dib-human's sister unit is angry." Gir noted.
"At the world and all that encompases it, perhaps?" Zim asked himself out loud.
"Gir suddenly attacked Zim again, "Pastey!"
"AHHH!"
Zim, Gaz, and Gir stepped from the ammuntion room. Zim had two big lazer guns, Gaz had two medium ones and Gir had two rubber piggies.
"Gir, when we go up there, rubber piggies can't save you." Zim noted.
"Yes they can, you'll see!" Gir cried.
"Okay, I'm pushing the button. Hold onto me, now. GIR! NOT THERE!" Gaz cried.
"But I'm not tall enough to touch any other flesh meats." Gir pouted, his robotic hand on Gaz's butt.
Gaz sighed, "Alright, I guess, but Zim, if you do it, I'm kicking your ass."
"Believe me, I'm not attracted to your gender, unlike your brother who--"
"I'M NOT LISTENING!" Gaz interrupted, pushing the button.
For a moment everything was bright blue, then it got dark and everyone was flying. Gaz, a fan of roller coasters, love the experience, but Zim and Gir screamed like maniacs. When it was over, they found themselves in a big throne room. But luckily, it was empty.
"Gir, I need you to be a scout, go check if anyone's out in the hall." Zim said. At once, the goofy robot ran off. "Don't try to get in my way, human!"
"Don't worry, I play Rainbow Six all the time. I know what I'm doing." Gaz said, walking foward.
Before Zim could ask here exactly what was 'Rainbow Six', Gir had come back. "What did you find, Gir?"
"There's nobody! Their all out! We have the place to ourselves!" Gir started running in circles.
"This place looks like some type of Royal palace. I'd expect there to even be dungeons here. The placeis obviously modern by Earth standards but the thrones give off a medieval glow." Gaz suddenly spoke.
Zim blinked, in shock, "Well."
"Dib's not the only smart person in the family, you know." Gaz said.
"Um...right. Lets get going." Zim decided.
When Dib, the jocks, and Robin landed, they were in the throne room. Dib was still strugging despite his postion. "LEMMIE GO!" he cried.
"That energy." Robin purred, coming forward to lay a hand on Dib's cheek, "I find it a fantastic turn-on."
Dib moved his head away, "Don't fucking touch me!"
"Hmmm," Robin place the hand to his own chin, "Send him to the dungeons. All will be explained in due time."
"No! You can't do this! Where am I?" Dib cried as the three took him off with effort. He sure was squirmy!
Zim, Gaz, and Gir, made their way downstairs. The place was awfully shinny and fancy. Whoever lived here was at the highest point of wealth on the entire planet. As the passed mulitple knight statues, Gir noticed something odd.
"WHY ARE THEIR HEADS SO BIG? WHY IS THEIR HEADS SO BIG?" Gir cried in bad english.
"I noticed that too." Zim said, "Their heads resemble that of--"
"--Dib." Gaz finished. "Funny, my head came out just fine, but Dib's is HUGE. He could easily fit one of these helmets. If he was here, that is." an undescribable look came over Gaz's face, but she hid it well. "Lets go." she said.
Zim and Gir nodded, following the human.
Meanwhile, once again, King David sat with representatives, Darlene and Donald.
"Okay, now to decide the drinks. I like Sprite while I bet Remix is good...." the king annouced.
"But Remix gets old after the first three sips. Pepsi is good." Darlene noted.
"Then there will be the problem of diet and regular Pepsi." one representative said.
"Oh GOD. This is so STUPID." Donald yelled, "We're a sleeping planet. We have no connection what so ever with any other planets, besides David's fling on earth."
David glared at him deadly, "Don't you dare call Lauren a fling. She was more than that--"
"Oh please! You could have gotten anyone else on Crainbur. And now, your old and dying without an heir. Your pitiful."
King David was up now, "LAUREN WAS SPECIAL! I LOVED HER AND SWORE AFTER HER DEATH TO NEVER LET THAT LOVE DIE! Do you know how it feels? When you felt no one understood you and then someone comes along who understands every part of you? While others saw you as just an heir to the throne, they see so much more? People talk about soulmates. They say that until you find them, your not wholy complete. Some people die without theirs. And will you ever understand what it feels like when your soulmate is found light years away? What if I didn't test the matter accelerator that day? What if she wasn't looking up into the sky? What then? I care not to think about it." Tears were streaming down his face.
But Donald remained emotionally numb to what he was witnessing his brother did or said. Those were his orders anyway...
"DONALD! What has gotten into you?" Darlene gasped, "For this past year, you've been acting weird."
"Weird?" Donald asked, cocking his head to the side.
"Yes. Weird." Darlene said, leading David out of the room, "And when I come back, I'll find out what's wrong with you."
Donald laughed. Of course you will, scary sister.
End of chapter whatever this is.
A/N: Dont ask how I got representatives and kings and queens and such in the same story. I know nothing about political stuff. Oh and the next chapter is the LAST chapter of this fic. Hell, there's enough crap going on for a sequel but I already have one story up about sequels so I'll at least finish that one at least. I also have an idea for a PWP (plot what plot? or porn without plot) It can't be NC-17, of course. It'll be R and I'll post the more naughtier version on my online journal. But that's not until after the end of this fic. And the end of the other one...meh. No one wants to hear about my writing calender. Just review. Please? ;;
A/N: Been a long time, eh? I would be writing so much more fics than what I already have up its just the computer I use is also my dad's and how would my homophobic dad react to seeing stories of two males kissing and whatnot. Even if one is an alien. XD!! Yeah, my life is twisted. And beware. THERE ARE SOME WORDS IN HERE THAT AREN'T WORDS. Like they aren't in the dictonary. Like they don't exist. Either that, or their spelled wrong. I'm too lazy to edit my fics. I already write them out on damn paper. This goes for chapter 5 as well. Okay, everyone's tired of the ranting. Here's the fic!
Later that day, Zim was feeling alot better. Turns out that Irkens heal quickly. Huh. Imagine that. Now Zimand Dib were sitting on the sofa. Gir sat in Zim's lap, hypnotized by the televison screen.
"You know," Zim started, "You didn't have to come."
"Enough about what I didn't have to do. It doesn't matter, I've done it." Dib said with finality.
Zim smirked and turned back to the screen. In the hours following Zim's healing, Dib had told the green alien that he'd be breaking up with Robin because of what he did to his friend. (a/n: has dib even found out? Crap, what story am I on?) Zim was still a little shocked from being called that. On planet Irk, there never was time for friends. All the time was spent studying to become invaders/soliders.
But here was Dib, threating to kill his ex-boyfriend for hurting his once- enemy-now-friend. The thought itself made Zim all warm inside.
"Its almost dark." Zim noted.
Dib caught the hint; he turned to face Zim, "Look, do you want me to leave?"
Zim blushed, "Well, no, but you should. We have school tomorrow and the project. And the principal won't stop talking about that damn prize--" he was cut off suddenly as the human leaned forward, pressing his lips up against the irken's.
Zim's eyes were wide as he looked at Dib's which were closed in passion. Zim had read about this. This was a way a human showed affection to another. That meant he'd won Dib's affection, which was one more step towards love...
Their lips parted with a light 'smack' sound. One of them obviously didn't want to let go...
"Can I stay?" Dib breathed.
Zim nodded silently, meeting Dib's glazed eyes.
"STOP MAKING KISSY SOUNDS!" cried an annoyed Gir, "I can't hear the TV thing."
Gir hadn't noticed anything? Of course not.
Dib pulled back, blushing like a middle schooler on her first date. "You obviously liked that, huh?"
Zim nodded again; words failing him. It feels like I'm falling for him and even if its straight to Hell, he'll fall with me.
"You can stay." Zim finally said.
Dib looked up at him pervertedly, "Your not going to make me sleep on the sofa, are you?"
Zim blushed again and was suddenly attacked by Gir who was screaming 'shut up taco shut up'.
Robin entered his home on Crainbur. At once his mother came rushing to him.
"Robin, you don't look too good. What does your uncle have you doing?" she asked, while checking his forehead.
"Mommy," he said in a childish voice, which sounds weird for a 16 year old, "You should talk to uncle about Dib. He's happy on earth. It wouldn't be right to take him away from there."
His mother blinked, "He's trying to get Lauren's son back?" she gasped, "What is he up to?"
"Mommy," Robin said again in the disturbing tone of voice, "tell him."
His mother nodded, "Yes. Even though its kind of what Laurie would have wanted..."
There's a story to be told about Lauren Membrane. A young woman in love with the stars above and a certain scientist.
Lauren loved the paranormal since birth. She was always going to the obversatory to stare up at the stars, wishing one day she'd be met by another lifeform.
One day, her wish came true. She met an alien. He was the prince of his planet. He'd landed on Earth by accident, trying out the newest matter accelerator technology. At once, she was infatuated with him. Even though she was already married, she didn't consider going with an alien to be infidelity.
Soon, the prince was in love with her as well. And going against all universal ethics, they had a baby. His name was Dib and the Prince promised that one day, Dib would take his place as king on his home planet, Crainbur.
But the prince had to leave, seeing as his whole planet demanded his reutrn. But he came back to earth from time to time to visit Lauren and his son. Lauren lied to her husband, which was easy because he and Dib's hair looked alike. An astounding power Crainburians had was to change their appearance. Alot of power was held in their large heads.
But Dib was only half-Crainburian and therefore could do this appearance change only once in his life.
So the prince visited his family, until the accident.
Lauren was in labor with her and Membrane's child, Gaz. While in labor, she tragically died. Gaz was unharmed but now (in my opinion) we see why she's all gothic and depressed.
The Prince was heartbroken, and never returned to Earth for some time. By the time he noticed that he could still find his son, he'd already been crowned king. He had to stay on Crainbur or else there'd be utter chaos. So, he sent his three best body guards to retrieve Dib. Then that failed and he called apon his sister's son, Robin, (who wasn't as mean as his brother's son, Tim.) but he also failed.
Would Dib ever take his rightful place as king?
The king's sister, Darlene, quickly rushed into the City Hall meeting room. (I know nothing about politics. Or towns. ) There she found the national representatives as well as the king, all at a table.
"All for red ribbons in the town square, say 'I'. All for no red ribbons say 'nay'." the king demanded.
"I"
"I"
"I"
"I"
"nay"
Everyone blinked and turned to the steward, who sat boredly, tearing ribbons. "This is stupid." he responded, "Are there not more important things to do than decide ribbons?"
The king blinked, "Actually no. I as king have kept all of Crainbur at bay. Everyone is happy so all we have left is to decide ribbons."
Darlene suddenly interrupted, "David, can I speak to you, please?"
"The king turned to his sister, "Ah, Darlene! What a nice suprise! Me and Donald here--"
"Its too important to put on hold." she demanded.
The king stood up, "Excuse me, my people, but this does seem urgent." he left with his sister out to the hall.
When he turned to face here, she had a face of INCREDIBLE rage!
"How dare you force my son to fall in love with your son so he can get back here?" (aww damn, that's incest, isn't it? Sorry. u.u) "That is wrong. Its like kiddnapping!" she cried.
"I know no other way, Darlene. He doesn't even remember me." the king looked down, "I never married after Lauren, you know. In a way, Dib is all that I have left."
Be that as it may, you cannot take advantage of his feelings like that. Robin told me he is happy on Earth. Has a boyfriend himself and everything."
The king looked back up, hope in his eyes, "He is happy? Then maybe he and his partner would like to come up here for a while..."
"I guess." Darlene said, but held up a finger, "But don't try to force him on the crown! I hate to say it, but maybe Donald should become king after you."
David suddenly looked suspicous, "So, you've noticed too? How odd Donald has been acting all year? I thought I'd get used to it, but no."
"And Tim as well. He was mean before but sometimes I see him in the streets, verbally abusing your subjects. And the rants. The rants are very familar. But I don't quite remember where I remember it from." Darlene burst out, doing into gossip mode.
David arched an eyebrow, "Remember where you remember it from?"
Darlene shruggged, "Gossiping makes you forget how to speak not so bad, I mean, well..."
David sweatdropped, turning back to the door. He and Darlene entered as Tim came from his hiding place behind a nearby wall.
"Ah! Their on to me. Well, they won't find out about this Irken invader until its too late!" Tim laughed, walking off.
Zim and Dib walked into school 5 minutes late, due to making out before they left to walk to school. Yeah, their funny. But when they came to school, they were met by utter chaos!
"WHAT?" Zim cried, "I forgot all about my hall monitor duties! HEY! DUMBASSES! WRITE ON THAT WALL ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL SHOVE THAT PEN STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"
Dib laughed, "I'll meet you in the principal's office, Zim."
Zim turned back, "Okay, see ya--STOP RUNNING OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF!"
Dib made his way to the principal's office. The principal wasn't there but he found the project was ready to go so Dib began. He pulled the nano- robot and controls from his book bag.
Two weeks had passed since they started the project. They'd just been in a fight and now they were going together? It was all weird and freaky but the principal HAD wanted them to get along. Guess he got his wish then. Dib thought and laughed.
Never in a million years had he ever considered kissing the Irken, but yesterday, was different. Ever since Zim started High School, that wall had come up in front of him. He'd gotten meaner, even though he stopped trying to destroy the world. They were all maturing in a way. Gaz was noticing guys, Dib had given up the paranormal, Zim was the feared leader of the school. Well, everybody except Gir had matured. The robot was still as odd.
Suddenly, the door burst open. In came the three jocks and Robin.
"YOU!" Dib cried, "I never want to speak to you again."
But Robin had changed too, "Shut the hell up. Fuck the nice act. I'm not working for your pitiful father anymore. I know he's getting nowhere, Tim told me so. He even promised to spare me when he destroyed Crainbur!"
Dib sweatdropped, "Your working for my dad? Who the hell is Tim? What's Crainbur? WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THESE JOCKS?"
"Come with us, Dib." they chimed eerily and crept forward.
Dib stepped back, "Get away from me!"
Suddenly, the jocks hard flanked him. How could they move so fast with big heads? They grabbed Dib by the arms as the other held his legs. "GET OFF OF ME! HELP! ZIM!"
"Zim? Ah, Tim's...adversary." Robin said mysteriously.
"Who are you? What are you doing?" Dib cried as Robin took a small ceramic square from his pocket. He latched onto on the of the jocks holding him and pushed the small button...
Zim entered the office, looking tired and beat. "Sorry you to start without me...the whole student body suddenly started acting like JACKASSES-- " he then relized he was talking to himself. "Dib? DIB?" He looked on the floor by his feet. A small ceramic square was there. He picked it up, examing it.
"This looks...familar." Zim said. "Something's happen to Dib." and he was gone faster from the office than um...stuff, I guess.
Gaz was deep into playing her GameSlave when Zim suddenly came into her light. "LOOK, you retarded, ignorant alien--" she quickly stopped when she saw the look on his face. "Aw, hell. What's wrong?"
"Dib is missing. The best I can figure is that he was kiddnapped my aliens."
"You mean like last night?"
Zim shook his head, "No, he decided to stay on his own--I---MEAN--You knew all along, didn't you"
"Oh yeah." Gaz grumbled, "So, what aliens have kiddnapped my brother?"
"First I need to go to my base to find out which race uses these transportation devices," Zim said, holding up the square. "I need you to come with me."
Gaz grumbled, saving her game and placing the machine in her pocket. "Fine, lets go. School was getting boring anyway."
"So, why aren't you worried for your brother's safety?" Zim asked, as they walked down their home street.
"Oh, Dib can take care of himself. He's stubborn but smart." Gaz responded. They soon entered the house. Just as they did, Gir came from nowhere and jumped on Zim, licking him again.
"Nooo! GET OFF YOU HORRIBLE ROBOT!" Zim cried.
"You taste like glue!" Gir cried.
Gaz rolled her eyes, taking the ceramic square from Zim's hand and walking over to the toilet that led to the base. Once in the base, Gaz rolled her eyes again, "Never leave a smart person's work to a love sick idiot." she responded, still hearing Gir and Zim fight. "Computer?"
"Oh its you again. Hey." the machine voice said.
"Hey, could you analyze this?" Gaz said, holding up the chip.
"Sure. Just place it on the platform there....good. NOW ANALIZING..." the computer began beeping
Just as the computer finished its job, Zim came down stairs, looking upset with Gir hanging from his arm.
"Analization (is that a word?) is now complete. Object is matter accelerator used by the civilization of Crainbur." Computer quickly annouced.
"I KNEW IT!" Zim cried, flying Gir against a wall. "I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!"
"Shut up." Gaz mumbled, "Lets just go there already."
"Oh yes. TO THE AMUNTION ROOM!" Zim cried.
"Yes, give me a gun then I shut you up with a BULLET TO THE HEAD." Gaz grumbled, leading the way.
"The Dib-human's sister unit is angry." Gir noted.
"At the world and all that encompases it, perhaps?" Zim asked himself out loud.
"Gir suddenly attacked Zim again, "Pastey!"
"AHHH!"
Zim, Gaz, and Gir stepped from the ammuntion room. Zim had two big lazer guns, Gaz had two medium ones and Gir had two rubber piggies.
"Gir, when we go up there, rubber piggies can't save you." Zim noted.
"Yes they can, you'll see!" Gir cried.
"Okay, I'm pushing the button. Hold onto me, now. GIR! NOT THERE!" Gaz cried.
"But I'm not tall enough to touch any other flesh meats." Gir pouted, his robotic hand on Gaz's butt.
Gaz sighed, "Alright, I guess, but Zim, if you do it, I'm kicking your ass."
"Believe me, I'm not attracted to your gender, unlike your brother who--"
"I'M NOT LISTENING!" Gaz interrupted, pushing the button.
For a moment everything was bright blue, then it got dark and everyone was flying. Gaz, a fan of roller coasters, love the experience, but Zim and Gir screamed like maniacs. When it was over, they found themselves in a big throne room. But luckily, it was empty.
"Gir, I need you to be a scout, go check if anyone's out in the hall." Zim said. At once, the goofy robot ran off. "Don't try to get in my way, human!"
"Don't worry, I play Rainbow Six all the time. I know what I'm doing." Gaz said, walking foward.
Before Zim could ask here exactly what was 'Rainbow Six', Gir had come back. "What did you find, Gir?"
"There's nobody! Their all out! We have the place to ourselves!" Gir started running in circles.
"This place looks like some type of Royal palace. I'd expect there to even be dungeons here. The placeis obviously modern by Earth standards but the thrones give off a medieval glow." Gaz suddenly spoke.
Zim blinked, in shock, "Well."
"Dib's not the only smart person in the family, you know." Gaz said.
"Um...right. Lets get going." Zim decided.
When Dib, the jocks, and Robin landed, they were in the throne room. Dib was still strugging despite his postion. "LEMMIE GO!" he cried.
"That energy." Robin purred, coming forward to lay a hand on Dib's cheek, "I find it a fantastic turn-on."
Dib moved his head away, "Don't fucking touch me!"
"Hmmm," Robin place the hand to his own chin, "Send him to the dungeons. All will be explained in due time."
"No! You can't do this! Where am I?" Dib cried as the three took him off with effort. He sure was squirmy!
Zim, Gaz, and Gir, made their way downstairs. The place was awfully shinny and fancy. Whoever lived here was at the highest point of wealth on the entire planet. As the passed mulitple knight statues, Gir noticed something odd.
"WHY ARE THEIR HEADS SO BIG? WHY IS THEIR HEADS SO BIG?" Gir cried in bad english.
"I noticed that too." Zim said, "Their heads resemble that of--"
"--Dib." Gaz finished. "Funny, my head came out just fine, but Dib's is HUGE. He could easily fit one of these helmets. If he was here, that is." an undescribable look came over Gaz's face, but she hid it well. "Lets go." she said.
Zim and Gir nodded, following the human.
Meanwhile, once again, King David sat with representatives, Darlene and Donald.
"Okay, now to decide the drinks. I like Sprite while I bet Remix is good...." the king annouced.
"But Remix gets old after the first three sips. Pepsi is good." Darlene noted.
"Then there will be the problem of diet and regular Pepsi." one representative said.
"Oh GOD. This is so STUPID." Donald yelled, "We're a sleeping planet. We have no connection what so ever with any other planets, besides David's fling on earth."
David glared at him deadly, "Don't you dare call Lauren a fling. She was more than that--"
"Oh please! You could have gotten anyone else on Crainbur. And now, your old and dying without an heir. Your pitiful."
King David was up now, "LAUREN WAS SPECIAL! I LOVED HER AND SWORE AFTER HER DEATH TO NEVER LET THAT LOVE DIE! Do you know how it feels? When you felt no one understood you and then someone comes along who understands every part of you? While others saw you as just an heir to the throne, they see so much more? People talk about soulmates. They say that until you find them, your not wholy complete. Some people die without theirs. And will you ever understand what it feels like when your soulmate is found light years away? What if I didn't test the matter accelerator that day? What if she wasn't looking up into the sky? What then? I care not to think about it." Tears were streaming down his face.
But Donald remained emotionally numb to what he was witnessing his brother did or said. Those were his orders anyway...
"DONALD! What has gotten into you?" Darlene gasped, "For this past year, you've been acting weird."
"Weird?" Donald asked, cocking his head to the side.
"Yes. Weird." Darlene said, leading David out of the room, "And when I come back, I'll find out what's wrong with you."
Donald laughed. Of course you will, scary sister.
End of chapter whatever this is.
A/N: Dont ask how I got representatives and kings and queens and such in the same story. I know nothing about political stuff. Oh and the next chapter is the LAST chapter of this fic. Hell, there's enough crap going on for a sequel but I already have one story up about sequels so I'll at least finish that one at least. I also have an idea for a PWP (plot what plot? or porn without plot) It can't be NC-17, of course. It'll be R and I'll post the more naughtier version on my online journal. But that's not until after the end of this fic. And the end of the other one...meh. No one wants to hear about my writing calender. Just review. Please? ;;