Yusuke goes to Hebrew school Ch 5
Disclaimer- I don't own YYH
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Continued from last chapter
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Rabbi Gordon- Time for Parsha!! Out your folders, and I will give you your
parsha sheets, and your puzzles
Everyone except for YYH gang- YAY!!!
Kurama- What is he talking about?
Brett- He is giving out sheets that tell us about this week's parsha, and
he is giving puzzles that go with this week's parsha.
Kurama- ok
Rabbi G- Alright, Kurama, you read the first paragraph.
Kurama- ok. In the last episode of Torah Tots: Parsha on Parade, Moshe
received the Torah. Let us find out what happens this week in Torah
Tots: Parsha on Parade!
Rabbi Gordon- Very good, Kurama. Now we have someone here who can
actually read! ^__^
Everyone- *makes angry faces at Kurama*
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At Lunch
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Kurama- where do you guys want to sit?
Hiei- Hn.
Yusuke- wherever
Kuwabara- wha?
Kurama- over there- *points to where lonely boy is sitting (that is
me. I was a lonely boy who had one friend. In fifth grade. V_V)
Kurama- hello Brett
(wow, its weird to speak to me in the third person)
Brett- *sounding depressed* hey
Kurama- mind if we sit here?
Brett- sure. Whatever. Waitaminute. Aren't you Hiei the fire demon?
And Aren't you Yusuke the Spirit Detective, Kurama the Spirit fox, And
Kuwabaka the Idiot? *points to Hiei, Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara in
that order*
Hiei- Hn. Lucky guess
Kurama- yes
Yusuke- So you've heard of me, have ya?
Kuwabara- Yes, I am the Wise (stupid) and Noble (cowardly) Kuwabara
(Kuwabaka)!
Brett- ooookkkkaaayyy. So, what are you doing here?
Yusuke- Koenma made us come here on a mission.
Hiei- To do one of his stupid things, no doubt.
Brett- oh. Okay. Lets eat lunch.
Kuwabara- what is this stuff?
Brett- let me see... Meatloaf. You do NOT want to eat that. Last time
I had some, it was green and it was full of bones. Don't eat the
Chicken nuggets either. They seem to be made out of rubber. Everything
else is okay. I just don't like most of the food, so I don't eat much
of it here. (that is true. I was never a big eater over at Rambam)
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To Be continued... Or will it? *dramatic music*
Kuwabara- of course it will... won't it?
Hiei- of course you baka. He's just doing that to scare you.
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Hope you liked it. Plz R&R
Special bonus. As of whenever I post this, the first reviewer will get
a guest role in my fic. Rose Eclipse will automatically get a role in
one of the two parts because she gave me the idea
Good luck!
P.S. I made it longer
Disclaimer- I don't own YYH
====================================
Continued from last chapter
====================================
Rabbi Gordon- Time for Parsha!! Out your folders, and I will give you your
parsha sheets, and your puzzles
Everyone except for YYH gang- YAY!!!
Kurama- What is he talking about?
Brett- He is giving out sheets that tell us about this week's parsha, and
he is giving puzzles that go with this week's parsha.
Kurama- ok
Rabbi G- Alright, Kurama, you read the first paragraph.
Kurama- ok. In the last episode of Torah Tots: Parsha on Parade, Moshe
received the Torah. Let us find out what happens this week in Torah
Tots: Parsha on Parade!
Rabbi Gordon- Very good, Kurama. Now we have someone here who can
actually read! ^__^
Everyone- *makes angry faces at Kurama*
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At Lunch
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Kurama- where do you guys want to sit?
Hiei- Hn.
Yusuke- wherever
Kuwabara- wha?
Kurama- over there- *points to where lonely boy is sitting (that is
me. I was a lonely boy who had one friend. In fifth grade. V_V)
Kurama- hello Brett
(wow, its weird to speak to me in the third person)
Brett- *sounding depressed* hey
Kurama- mind if we sit here?
Brett- sure. Whatever. Waitaminute. Aren't you Hiei the fire demon?
And Aren't you Yusuke the Spirit Detective, Kurama the Spirit fox, And
Kuwabaka the Idiot? *points to Hiei, Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara in
that order*
Hiei- Hn. Lucky guess
Kurama- yes
Yusuke- So you've heard of me, have ya?
Kuwabara- Yes, I am the Wise (stupid) and Noble (cowardly) Kuwabara
(Kuwabaka)!
Brett- ooookkkkaaayyy. So, what are you doing here?
Yusuke- Koenma made us come here on a mission.
Hiei- To do one of his stupid things, no doubt.
Brett- oh. Okay. Lets eat lunch.
Kuwabara- what is this stuff?
Brett- let me see... Meatloaf. You do NOT want to eat that. Last time
I had some, it was green and it was full of bones. Don't eat the
Chicken nuggets either. They seem to be made out of rubber. Everything
else is okay. I just don't like most of the food, so I don't eat much
of it here. (that is true. I was never a big eater over at Rambam)
=====================================
To Be continued... Or will it? *dramatic music*
Kuwabara- of course it will... won't it?
Hiei- of course you baka. He's just doing that to scare you.
====================================
Hope you liked it. Plz R&R
Special bonus. As of whenever I post this, the first reviewer will get
a guest role in my fic. Rose Eclipse will automatically get a role in
one of the two parts because she gave me the idea
Good luck!
P.S. I made it longer