10 or More ways to lose Hojou
Author's note: wow, that was a long wait... hopefully I won't have to do that again... sadly, knowing me, I probably will... You know what I need? A designated butt-kicker! Yeah! If I slack off at any given time, someone can either give me a really long email yelling at me for not updating or a review which is technically the same, only longer and more rant-y...
If you wish to be that person, be my guest... just make sure you tell me that within the review/email... because I might go youkai on you otherwise...
Domo arigato!
Random Thought of the day: Ever notice how a strawberry is like a watermelon that's been shrunk, and pulled inside out? The seeds are on the outside!
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Inuyasha was loving every minute of discomfort that Kagome was feeling. Not only was she bound to Inuyasha physically, she would soon be bound to him mentally, and he would have the time of his life paying her back for kicking him.
Kagome, on the other hand, was still thinking about ways to make him pay for his deception. Of course, the thought ran through her mind that she was to blame for putting herself in this situation, but she quickly brushed it away.
'He should have at least warned me!' she thought angrily.
It wasn't as if she was disgusted by the fact that he was hanyou. In fact, she was impressed that there were even youkai still around.
"So, enjoying yourself, koishii?" Inuyasha taunted, crossing his arms, knowing fully that Kagome's arm would be in an uncomfortable position. "Your fault entirely."
Kagome growled, and faced the other direction. He had led them to his room, and Kagome paled at the sight of the sign on the door.
"Inuyasha... you're not telling me that I have to actually sleep in the same room with you?" she asked slowly.
Looking at the mischievous hanyou, she found an adorable smirk on his face. She had to admit that he looked cute, in a bad-boy sort of way.
'What am I thinking?!' she scolded herself mentally.
Inuyasha sensed the change in her mood, and chuckled to himself as he saw the blush staining her cheeks.
'So, she does find me attractive' he thought. 'Good.'
He had gone through so many binding ceremonies, but none of the women were willing, and they always ended up either incarcerated, or insane. There just wasn't anyone out there that could tolerate him.
Before Kagome, there was one woman- Kikyou.
Inuyasha shuddered at the thought of her name. Kikyou was a woman whom Sesshoumaru had found for Inuyasha. He had assumed Kikyou would be a good match, seeing as she had the patience, as well as the power. Kikyou was a miko, quite powerful actually, but not as powerful as Inuyasha himself.
Sesshoumaru's ward was amused by her abilities, which was why Sesshoumaru had suggested Kikyou in the first place.
He himself, wasn't willing to mate the woman, but for the sake of his ward... he was willing to become the miko's brother-in-law.
'Stupid Sesshoumaru' Inuyasha growled. 'Making me suffer through hell just to please Rin!'
Kagome noticed that Inuyasha's eyes were starting to bleed red. Not knowing what to do, she prayed that what little spells her grandpa taught her would be able to calm him down.
Surprisingly, it did. Inuyasha felt his anger disappear, and smelled the sweet scent of sakura. Kagome sighed, and began to look around the room. There were a few things that complemented the rest of the decor in the house, but the rest of Inuyasha's things were what one would see in an average ningen's house.
He had a computer, a stereo, a large bed, a large desk with nothing on it. A small shelf with books, and a few magazines lying around.
What surprised Kagome, other than the tidiness of the room, were the outfit behind a glass case and what seemed like an antique sword. Not bothering to look at Inuyasha, she walked towards the case with interest.
"What's that?" she asked.
Inuyasha, who had been watching the woman, was surprised to find that she had taken interest in his old fire-rat haori, and his father's Tessaiga.
"When I was younger, I used to wear that haori for protection. And that sword is my father's. I have yet to break the seal that will enable me to wield it," he said seriously.
Kagome noted that he dropped the modern-day lingo, and seemed mature for a brief moment. His gaze became distant, as if he was reliving a memory. Kagome wondered what his history was.
She knew youkai could live forever if they so wished. And by the stories that her grandpa told her, hanyous could live half the lifetime a full youkai would.
'It must be hard for him' she thought sadly. Unconsciously, she placed her arms around Inuyasha's, and placed her head on his shoulder.
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"Naraku! I have a bone to pick with you!"
His violet eyes became cold, but his expression seemed bright. He greeted the woman with open arms, but she greeted him with a slap in the face.
"Kikyou, koishii, whatever is the matter?" Naraku asked, his voice smooth.
Kikyou's cold, brown, eyes stared into Naraku's violet ones. "You told me that if Inuyasha saw me with you, he'll become jealous and beg for my return!" she screeched.
Naraku winced at the high-pitched sound, and shook his head. "My dear, here, wear this."
He handed her a large pink ribbon, and a Card captor Sakura (disclaimer: I don't own Card Captors...) outfit. Tilting his head, he found that there was something missing.
He took out a bag from what seemed like thin air, and opened it. Kikyou looked on with interest. He took out a staff, and a Kero plushie.
"Now," Naraku said with satisfaction. " Before we go onto the topic of that hanyou...."
Kikyou waited with anticipation...
"I need you to say something for me," Naraku said.
Kikyou nodded rigorously. "Hai! What do you want me to say?"
Naraku struck a pose, and looked at Kikyou seductively.
"How you doin'?"
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Author's Note: Bwahahahahah! Friends! ^^ And you thought it would have something to do with little Sakura-chan!
I hope you liked the little fluffy moment with Inu and Kagome... cuz after this... its going to be wacky, wacky, wacky! Oh, by the way, what couple would you want me to talk about after an Inu/Kag scene?
Kagura/Hojou Miroku/Sango Rin/Shippou Kouga/Ayame OtherBe warned, if you choose other, its going to be a random pair from different animes, you may know them, you may not.
TBC