Disclaimer: Me no own FFCC. I own names of little people. You take, I kill!!!

(Okay, since I'm brain dead full of ideas from my FFTA story. Might as well start another story while I recharge my brain cells.)

1) The Village Of...

Once upon a time there was a small little village called Tipa. This village is home to eight families. Since I don't like Yukes, there are NO Yukes in this village!! Ahem, moving on. One of the families is among the famous one, because I use this particular character all the time! A wonderful, and a stouthearted lad that excels in combat. Meet the blacksmith's headband Clavat, Ryu.

Ryu: Uh, hi.

His next-door neighbor is another wonderful-looking Clavat who has the deepest crush on Ryu. Sadly, Ryu doesn't like her. Meet the tailor's beautiful white cap Clavat, Rena.

Rena: Stop it! You're making me blush!

Opposite of Ryu's house is an agile, yet clumsy Selkie who flirts with Rena, which she, in return, doesn't like him. A freaky love triangle if you ask me! He's a big flirt, but he's nevertheless a great combatant. Meet the merchant's funny shark eyed Selkie, Petro.

Petro: Wazzup!!!

Just in front of Petro's house is a Lility who loves combat more than anything else. The worst part of it all, this Lility is a girl. She's been Ryu's trusty friend ever since and a very dependable commoner in the village. Meet the miller's elegant Lility, Kirby.

Kirby: Hiya!

Hmm...since you can only deploy four people at a time, I'll just stop there.

Xaeta (Alchemist's natural Clavat): Hey! That's no fair! I'm also a friend of Ryu's!

Ayani: (Farmer's female shark eyed Selkie): Yeah! How come you didn't introduce us!?

I already said that only four people are sent at a time.

Xaeta: You suck narrator!

Oh, but Clavat's never use harsh language like that.

Xaeta: Yes, they do!

Ayani: Xaeta, call it quits. Ryu will eventually send us out.

Xaeta: Oh and how long is THAT going to take!?

Oh, maybe a year or two.

Xaeta: I'm going to kill you!

Ayani: You hurt Xaeta's feelings!

So? He's been like that ever since Ryu got popular and all.

Ryu: I don't think I'm popular.

Oh yes you are.

Rena: Yeah, I mean, everyone in Tipa likes you! I like you!

Xaeta: I don't like him!

Ryu: I also don't like the name of our village.

Tipa? Why it's a brilliant name for a cute little village like yours.

Ryu: I think it's too simple. Hence, it's a boring name. Tipa is a dull default name for our village.

Well since you're the main character in this somewhat story, what do you suggest we should call this little village?

Ryu: I dunno.

Petro: Let's call it "Petro's Paradise!"

Oh, yes! Maybe I should NOT!!

Petro: Or maybe, "Petro's World," or "Petro's Village?" Why not call it, "PETRO"?

I'm going to say this very frankly, Petro. No.

Kirby: Why don't you give it a Japanese name? Final Fantasy IS a Japanese game.

Great idea.

Petro: Let's call it, "Petoro no Sekai!"

We are NOT calling it, "Petro's World!"

Petro: Darn.

Rena: Let's call it, "City of Angels."

Oh, why of course!

Rena: Really?

No.

Rena: Awww...why?

You can't name a village if it's not a city! Besides it wouldn't fit anyway.

Rena: Okay, "CityOfAngels."

Hey Rena, go admire Ryu.

Rena: Okay!

Petro: Let's call it, "LasVegas!"

No.

Petro: What about, "Florida?"

No!

Petro: "Massachusetts!"

NO!!!

Xaeta: Hey! How come six people was introduced? There should be eight!

I didn't make them yet.

Ayani: So if you just make one, we're magically going to know him or her?

Yes.

Xaeta: Wow, such dirty trash you're putting on our brains.

Kirby: Why don't we call our village "Iwakuni?"

"Iwakuni"? Why would we wanna call this village "Rock Country?"

Kirby: I dunno, because that's where you live?

Hm...

Ryu: That's a great name.

Kirby: I agree!

Wait! We are not calling it "Iwakuni!"

Ryu: All in favor of our village "Iwakuni," say I.

Everyone: I!

Xaeta: No.

Grr...fine, Iwakuni it is.

(Fanfare)

Roland: As a decision from a unanimous vote, this village shall now be called, Iwakuni.

Man, I'm going to be sick.

(Fanfare)

Petro: Let's have a festival to commemorate our new village name!

Rena: Yeah!

No! We're not here to celebrate some new village name! Your Iwakuni crystal is running out of energy and you must leave Iwakuni to ... damn! You got me into saying it, too!

Ryu: You're welcome.

No, I didn't...argh! I hate this narrating job! I'm leaving!

Ryu: First thing tomorrow, we leave our loving village of Iwakuni to look for myrrh and to ensure its survival.

Petro: Let's celebrate tonight so we can be in high spirits tomorrow!

Ryu: Petro, if we party tonight, we can't wake up early and we'll be behind schedule! Besides, I'm already in high spirits.

Rena: But you never smile, so how can you be in high sprits?

Ryu: No! I just, never mind! Do as you will! I'm off to bed!

Petro: But it's seven-thirty in the evening!

Ryu: Good night! (Slams his front door)

Kirby: Yeah, I should prepare my stuff for tomorrow. I'll see you guys later.

Xaeta: Hey! Don't forget about us!

Ayani: Oh, hush, Xaeta. It's not like we're going out anyways.

Xaeta: I guess you're right.

Petro: Hey! Guys wanna party?

Xaeta: You talk to me again, I'll make sure you never live!

Petro: Uh...okay.

Ayani: I'll join in.

Petro: Alright! We meet in my house in an hour!

...

Rena: Oh, guess I should go too.

Xaeta: Wait! Don't go!

Rena: Huh? Something wrong?

Xaeta: Well, it's just...are you doing anything tonight?

Rena: I'm just going to pack my stuff, that's about it.

Xaeta: Uh...do you mind if I help?

Rena: Sure, under one condition.

Xaeta: Anything.

Rena: Don't attempt to kiss me, period.

Xaeta: What!? Don't be ridiculous!

Rena: You know I like Ryu, but I can't be a big pushover because I do.

Xaeta: Huh?

Rena: Just follow me and don't do anything stupid.

Xaeta: Yokay.

And so the night falls. Excited by the adventure that awaits him, Ryu wakes up in the middle of the night and grabs the Crystal Chronicles Roland gave to him and starts writing his first page.

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