NN76: Ok, I should be updating Mai's Amnesia, but I don't want this idea to go to waste, plus,
I REFUSE to update it until MG comes back from vacation.... Ok, here's the first one I thought of, oh, almost forgot....Marik??
Marik: NN76 does not own Yugioh, any other anime, just the idea for this first chapter.
11:00 AM, Saturday
"Yami, we're going to the zoo, whether you like it or not," Yugi said to his other half.
"You mean the place with all the animals? I won't know what half of them are," Yami replied.
"That's exactly why we're going, you need some culture, Yami," He said, pulling the Pharoh out the door.
At the zoo, an hour later
"Yami, this is a rhinocerous," Yugi said, pointing to a big, grey, ugly animal chewing on some cud.
"How in the heck do you spell that?" Yami said, holding a notebook and pen, scratching his head.
Yugi sweatdropped, and pulled Yami to the lion's den. The sign above read "The lion, King of the jungle"
"King of the jungle? Don't they mean Pharoh?" "No, Yami, they mean King."
"Do they elect him, like in america? Or does it run in the family? Or...." Yugi regretted ever doing this.
A few minutes later, at the bobcat cage:
"Yami?" Yugi asked, looking around. "Oh, mighty cat, bless us with no mice feeding on our crops," Yami said, bowing up and down.
"Oy, this is going to be a LONG day..." Yugi muttered, pulling Yami away again.
So on it went, until they got.....
To the reptile house (BwaHahahaha!!)
The building had a picture of a green rattlesnake on it, with the words "Reptile House" On its body.
Yugi walked, and went in, then backtracked to find Yami standing still, eyes wide.
"Uh, Yami?" Yugi said, waving his hand in front of The Pharoh's face.
"A-are there s-s-snakes in there?" Yami said, slowly raising a hand, pointing to the House.
"Well, yeah, snakes are reptiles, there are some..." Yugi said.
Fifteen minutes later....
Yugi FINALLY pulled Yami in the Reptile house, and they looked around.
"Yami, why didn't you want to come in here?" Yugi asked, turning around to his other half cowering behind him.
"In Egypt, long ago, I was out for my daily stroll, when I tripped and fell over a stone.
Underneath it was a green cobra. (A/N: Do those even exist? 00) It was NOT happy, it was horrible! It lunged for me,
and bit me on the leg...I barely made it through..." He said, quivering in fear.
In the doorway of the snakes section.....
"NO!!!" Yami shouted, heels planted on the ground.
"But Yami, they're sealed in by glass!" Yugi protested.
Finally, after minutes of convincing, a deal was made, and the Reluctant pharoh went in.
But....a few minutes in....
"I really don't know about this, Yugi..." Yami said, looking around cautiously.
And who else was there, but Marik and his Yami.
"Pharoh..." He said, stepping forward, a foot away.
"Malik.." Yami said, glaring.
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"STOP IT!!!!" screamed their hikaris.
"I've heard everything you said, pharoh, and I know your weakness," Malik said, grinning, and pushing his millenium rod through the glass, breaking it and letting a cobra go.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!" yami screamed, grabbing Yugi's hand, and pulling him out of the house, out of the section, out of the zoo.
At the Game Shop:
Yugi picked up the phone, dialing Ryou's number.
"Hello?" "Hey, Ryou, just wanted to tell you something...." "What?" "NEVER and I mean NEVER take your Yami to the zoo, under ANY circumstances."
"Ok...uh, bye." "Bye."
Like it? Well, too bad if you didn't. R&R!
I REFUSE to update it until MG comes back from vacation.... Ok, here's the first one I thought of, oh, almost forgot....Marik??
Marik: NN76 does not own Yugioh, any other anime, just the idea for this first chapter.
11:00 AM, Saturday
"Yami, we're going to the zoo, whether you like it or not," Yugi said to his other half.
"You mean the place with all the animals? I won't know what half of them are," Yami replied.
"That's exactly why we're going, you need some culture, Yami," He said, pulling the Pharoh out the door.
At the zoo, an hour later
"Yami, this is a rhinocerous," Yugi said, pointing to a big, grey, ugly animal chewing on some cud.
"How in the heck do you spell that?" Yami said, holding a notebook and pen, scratching his head.
Yugi sweatdropped, and pulled Yami to the lion's den. The sign above read "The lion, King of the jungle"
"King of the jungle? Don't they mean Pharoh?" "No, Yami, they mean King."
"Do they elect him, like in america? Or does it run in the family? Or...." Yugi regretted ever doing this.
A few minutes later, at the bobcat cage:
"Yami?" Yugi asked, looking around. "Oh, mighty cat, bless us with no mice feeding on our crops," Yami said, bowing up and down.
"Oy, this is going to be a LONG day..." Yugi muttered, pulling Yami away again.
So on it went, until they got.....
To the reptile house (BwaHahahaha!!)
The building had a picture of a green rattlesnake on it, with the words "Reptile House" On its body.
Yugi walked, and went in, then backtracked to find Yami standing still, eyes wide.
"Uh, Yami?" Yugi said, waving his hand in front of The Pharoh's face.
"A-are there s-s-snakes in there?" Yami said, slowly raising a hand, pointing to the House.
"Well, yeah, snakes are reptiles, there are some..." Yugi said.
Fifteen minutes later....
Yugi FINALLY pulled Yami in the Reptile house, and they looked around.
"Yami, why didn't you want to come in here?" Yugi asked, turning around to his other half cowering behind him.
"In Egypt, long ago, I was out for my daily stroll, when I tripped and fell over a stone.
Underneath it was a green cobra. (A/N: Do those even exist? 00) It was NOT happy, it was horrible! It lunged for me,
and bit me on the leg...I barely made it through..." He said, quivering in fear.
In the doorway of the snakes section.....
"NO!!!" Yami shouted, heels planted on the ground.
"But Yami, they're sealed in by glass!" Yugi protested.
Finally, after minutes of convincing, a deal was made, and the Reluctant pharoh went in.
But....a few minutes in....
"I really don't know about this, Yugi..." Yami said, looking around cautiously.
And who else was there, but Marik and his Yami.
"Pharoh..." He said, stepping forward, a foot away.
"Malik.." Yami said, glaring.
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"Malik.."
"Pharoh..."
"STOP IT!!!!" screamed their hikaris.
"I've heard everything you said, pharoh, and I know your weakness," Malik said, grinning, and pushing his millenium rod through the glass, breaking it and letting a cobra go.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAHHHHHH!!!" yami screamed, grabbing Yugi's hand, and pulling him out of the house, out of the section, out of the zoo.
At the Game Shop:
Yugi picked up the phone, dialing Ryou's number.
"Hello?" "Hey, Ryou, just wanted to tell you something...." "What?" "NEVER and I mean NEVER take your Yami to the zoo, under ANY circumstances."
"Ok...uh, bye." "Bye."
Like it? Well, too bad if you didn't. R&R!