Disclaimer: Oh, this is stupid...
(FFTA story is making me mad, must go to type other stories!)
4) Port Iwakuni and the Deadly Miasma Stream
Page four in the Crystal Chronicles written by the caravanner Ryu.
"I wound my way through the green hills and followed the path to reach the River Belle.
All my tension seemed to flow away with the River Belle's serene currents. As I pressed onward, I slew many goblins. I soon saw a rainbow over a giant waterfall.
Who could have known that I would fight a giant cram surrounded by such beauty!"
Ryu and his friends traveled on in their little caravan, never stopping for anything. Port Iwakuni is seen nearby.
Petro: That Black Knight dude scares the living heck outta me.
Rena: I think the story Sol told us was a great story.
Kirby: I agree with Petro.
Ryu: Hey! There's Port Ti- Iwakuni!
(The caravan stops and Petro looks at a sign)
Petro: "Port Iwakuni" (Tipa is crossed out)
Stiltzkin: Hello there!
Petro: Augh! The mother of all evil rabbits has appeared!! (Hides inside)
Rena: (within) Petro! Get your face out of my blouse!
Ryu: (within) Hey! You kicked me!
Kirby: (within) You flattened Mog, Petro!
(The caravan shakes around)
Rena: (within) Oh! Petro! Stop it! Aan!
Ryu: (within) Hey! Turn around! Hey! Stay there!
Kirby: (within) Ow! You poked me!
(Rena moans)
Stiltzkin: Oh, my. Seems that I came at the wrong time...
Ryu: (pops out; his hair is messy) Stiltzkin! Hello!
Stiltzkin: Oh, hi caravanner. Are...you...
Rena: (within) Oh, God! Stop it, Petro! Oh! Oh!
Ryu: Huh? What are you talking-
Petro: (within) I could stop if it wasn't that small!
Stiltzkin: Are you guys, uh, like, doing-
Kirby: (within) Stop fondling the furry ball!
Rena: (within; gasping for air) S...stop! I'm- I'm gonna...
Ryu: (turns around) Petro! Sit straight and shut up!
(The caravan stops shaking)
Petro: (within) Oh, man, I'm all wet...
Rena: (pops out and gasping for breath) Oh! That was... (Looks at Stiltzkin) Hello!
Stiltzkin: What were you guys doing in there!?
Petro: (within) Where's my shirt!?
Rena: Uh, we're just settling things straight.
Stiltzkin: By deflowering yourselves!?
Ryu: Deflowering?
Kirby: (within) Petro! Look what you did to my clothes!
Petro: (within) Look, I'm not the type that would do that, okay?
Mog: (within) Kupo! That was fun!
Petro: (pops out; his hair is covering his eyes) Oh, where's my hair gel?
Kirby: (within) Ewww! My clothes are covered in sticky substance!
Ryu: (sigh) I don't know how to explain this...
Ryu and his friends finally cleaned themselves and followed Stiltzkin to the bottom of the cliff, where a small hut and a dock is present.
Ryu: So this is where you live?
Stiltzkin: Not really, it's just a place to stay at when I'm tired from all of my adventures.
(Snort)
Rena: (elbows Petro) Shut up!
Petro: Ow, you didn't have to do that, you know.
Stiltzkin: There's nothing much to do there, but if you really want to, I could teach you some things about the world.
Ryu: I'd be happy to.
Petro: I'll pass.
Rena: (pinches Petro's ear) No, you will not.
Petro: Ow, ow, ow! (Gets dragged by Rena)
(Thirty minutes later)
Stiltzkin: You guys fight and learn as if you were born to! Great job!
Ryu: Yes. Thank you for teaching us, Stiltzkin.
Kirby: I enjoy your teaching, Mr. Stiltzkin.
Rena: Petro! Wake up!
Petro: ZzZzZzZz (Snort) Oh! Huh? What?
Stiltzkin: Oh, my I've pulled you in too much. You should be going now.
Ryu: Every second with you is vital to our success, don't doubt us so. Of course I understand. Let's go.
Petro: (half awake) What happened to the woman Selkies and Clavats?
Kirby: (carries Petro) Let's go!
Petro: Hey! Put me down!
Ryu and his friends wave goodbye to the jolly Stiltzkin as the Iwakuni caravan leaves Port Iwakuni.
Ryu: I see why Sol Racht and his fellow comrades respect Stiltzkin so much. He's a great teacher.
Rena: I know, and he looks cute just talking and bouncing around!
Kirby: I liked it when he taught us how to fusion spells, that's cool!
Petro: It was one of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life.
(Three fists comes towards Petro and lands on three different sides of his face)
Petro: (knocked out) I love chocobos... X.x
The Iwakuni caravan travels for two days now. Then something disturbs Ryu.
Ryu: Do you feel that?
Rena: Feel what?
Ryu: I sense something eerie coming toward us.
Kirby: (spine chill) Uh, I know what you mean!
Petro: Whoa! Look over there!
(Petro points to a small cave; a purple vortex surrounds the entrance)
Ryu: This must be the miasma stream.
Rena: I'm glad Stiltzkin taught us about these things. We wouldn't have come back to River Belle and changed the chalice element.
Petro: What's so special about it?
(Three fists comes towards Petro again)
Petro: x.X
Ryu: Rena, hold the chalice, we're going to pull the caravan.
Rena: Okay.
(Rena takes the chalice from the caravan and walks out; Ryu, Kirby and Petro, who regained consciousness, pulls the caravan onward)
Petro: This place is creepy.
Kirby: The voices are scary.
Ryu: Stick together, we don't want to get sucked in.
(A strange aura fills the bodies of Ryu and his friends)
Rena: Oh! I'm so scared!
Ryu: (gets closer to Rena and holds her hips) Don't worry, just stay calm.
Rena: Oh, Ryu...
Ryu: It's okay; just don't fall back!
Rena: Ryu...
Petro: Hey! Some force is pulling us back!
Kirby: The winds are too strong!
Ryu: Don't give up, caravanners of Iwakuni!
Ryu and his friends uses every bit of their strength just to cross a miasma stream, everyone knew what it felt like now they entered one. Then, just as if they expected the worse, they were in...
Ryu: (still holding Rena) Whoa.
Rena: Look at the chalice!
(Ryu and Rena looks at the glowing chalice; a dome surrounds Ryu and his friends)
Kirby: This is the heart of a miasma stream.
Petro: Wow, sucks to live here.
Ryu: Come on, we don't want to waste time here.
Ryu and his friends leaves the heart of the miasma stream, a powerful force pushes them forward.
Petro: There's the exit!
Kirby: I can't wait to get out of this place!
Rena: We- we made it!
Ryu: It seems that we did...
Ryu and his friends finally leaves the miasma stream that began this adventure. Ryu wished they had a better adventure than this.
Page six in the Crystal Chronicle written by the caravanner Ryu.
"The Miasma Stream
Many caravans have passes through, and now I will follow in their tracks. Someday, others will follow me.
I feel like I have become a small part of history."
Rena: Ryu.
Ryu: Huh?
Rena: Thank you.
Ryu: For what?
Rena: For giving me confidence back there.
Ryu: Well, it's just one miasma stream. We'll see more.
Rena: Yeah, but... (Hugs Ryu)
Ryu: (sweat drop) Uh, okay?
Petro: So, little man, have you ever fallen in love?
Mog: Nope! And I don't plan to, kupo!
Petro: Yeah, yeah...
Kirby: I'm glad we got out of there.
Petro: I don't ever want to go to one again!
Kirby: Why?
Petro: I dunno. I just don't.
Ryu and his friends ride on in their little caravan. But while they travel on, three mysterious figures hides beyond the forest, watching the caravan...
Petro: I'm still mad at you!
Who me?
Petro: Yeah, you! Stop saying "Ryu and his friends!"
Ryu and his friends.
Petro: AHHH!!! My head is going to split!
I love driving people mad.
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Alrighty! Another chapter done! And you know why! REVIEW!
(FFTA story is making me mad, must go to type other stories!)
4) Port Iwakuni and the Deadly Miasma Stream
Page four in the Crystal Chronicles written by the caravanner Ryu.
"I wound my way through the green hills and followed the path to reach the River Belle.
All my tension seemed to flow away with the River Belle's serene currents. As I pressed onward, I slew many goblins. I soon saw a rainbow over a giant waterfall.
Who could have known that I would fight a giant cram surrounded by such beauty!"
Ryu and his friends traveled on in their little caravan, never stopping for anything. Port Iwakuni is seen nearby.
Petro: That Black Knight dude scares the living heck outta me.
Rena: I think the story Sol told us was a great story.
Kirby: I agree with Petro.
Ryu: Hey! There's Port Ti- Iwakuni!
(The caravan stops and Petro looks at a sign)
Petro: "Port Iwakuni" (Tipa is crossed out)
Stiltzkin: Hello there!
Petro: Augh! The mother of all evil rabbits has appeared!! (Hides inside)
Rena: (within) Petro! Get your face out of my blouse!
Ryu: (within) Hey! You kicked me!
Kirby: (within) You flattened Mog, Petro!
(The caravan shakes around)
Rena: (within) Oh! Petro! Stop it! Aan!
Ryu: (within) Hey! Turn around! Hey! Stay there!
Kirby: (within) Ow! You poked me!
(Rena moans)
Stiltzkin: Oh, my. Seems that I came at the wrong time...
Ryu: (pops out; his hair is messy) Stiltzkin! Hello!
Stiltzkin: Oh, hi caravanner. Are...you...
Rena: (within) Oh, God! Stop it, Petro! Oh! Oh!
Ryu: Huh? What are you talking-
Petro: (within) I could stop if it wasn't that small!
Stiltzkin: Are you guys, uh, like, doing-
Kirby: (within) Stop fondling the furry ball!
Rena: (within; gasping for air) S...stop! I'm- I'm gonna...
Ryu: (turns around) Petro! Sit straight and shut up!
(The caravan stops shaking)
Petro: (within) Oh, man, I'm all wet...
Rena: (pops out and gasping for breath) Oh! That was... (Looks at Stiltzkin) Hello!
Stiltzkin: What were you guys doing in there!?
Petro: (within) Where's my shirt!?
Rena: Uh, we're just settling things straight.
Stiltzkin: By deflowering yourselves!?
Ryu: Deflowering?
Kirby: (within) Petro! Look what you did to my clothes!
Petro: (within) Look, I'm not the type that would do that, okay?
Mog: (within) Kupo! That was fun!
Petro: (pops out; his hair is covering his eyes) Oh, where's my hair gel?
Kirby: (within) Ewww! My clothes are covered in sticky substance!
Ryu: (sigh) I don't know how to explain this...
Ryu and his friends finally cleaned themselves and followed Stiltzkin to the bottom of the cliff, where a small hut and a dock is present.
Ryu: So this is where you live?
Stiltzkin: Not really, it's just a place to stay at when I'm tired from all of my adventures.
(Snort)
Rena: (elbows Petro) Shut up!
Petro: Ow, you didn't have to do that, you know.
Stiltzkin: There's nothing much to do there, but if you really want to, I could teach you some things about the world.
Ryu: I'd be happy to.
Petro: I'll pass.
Rena: (pinches Petro's ear) No, you will not.
Petro: Ow, ow, ow! (Gets dragged by Rena)
(Thirty minutes later)
Stiltzkin: You guys fight and learn as if you were born to! Great job!
Ryu: Yes. Thank you for teaching us, Stiltzkin.
Kirby: I enjoy your teaching, Mr. Stiltzkin.
Rena: Petro! Wake up!
Petro: ZzZzZzZz (Snort) Oh! Huh? What?
Stiltzkin: Oh, my I've pulled you in too much. You should be going now.
Ryu: Every second with you is vital to our success, don't doubt us so. Of course I understand. Let's go.
Petro: (half awake) What happened to the woman Selkies and Clavats?
Kirby: (carries Petro) Let's go!
Petro: Hey! Put me down!
Ryu and his friends wave goodbye to the jolly Stiltzkin as the Iwakuni caravan leaves Port Iwakuni.
Ryu: I see why Sol Racht and his fellow comrades respect Stiltzkin so much. He's a great teacher.
Rena: I know, and he looks cute just talking and bouncing around!
Kirby: I liked it when he taught us how to fusion spells, that's cool!
Petro: It was one of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life.
(Three fists comes towards Petro and lands on three different sides of his face)
Petro: (knocked out) I love chocobos... X.x
The Iwakuni caravan travels for two days now. Then something disturbs Ryu.
Ryu: Do you feel that?
Rena: Feel what?
Ryu: I sense something eerie coming toward us.
Kirby: (spine chill) Uh, I know what you mean!
Petro: Whoa! Look over there!
(Petro points to a small cave; a purple vortex surrounds the entrance)
Ryu: This must be the miasma stream.
Rena: I'm glad Stiltzkin taught us about these things. We wouldn't have come back to River Belle and changed the chalice element.
Petro: What's so special about it?
(Three fists comes towards Petro again)
Petro: x.X
Ryu: Rena, hold the chalice, we're going to pull the caravan.
Rena: Okay.
(Rena takes the chalice from the caravan and walks out; Ryu, Kirby and Petro, who regained consciousness, pulls the caravan onward)
Petro: This place is creepy.
Kirby: The voices are scary.
Ryu: Stick together, we don't want to get sucked in.
(A strange aura fills the bodies of Ryu and his friends)
Rena: Oh! I'm so scared!
Ryu: (gets closer to Rena and holds her hips) Don't worry, just stay calm.
Rena: Oh, Ryu...
Ryu: It's okay; just don't fall back!
Rena: Ryu...
Petro: Hey! Some force is pulling us back!
Kirby: The winds are too strong!
Ryu: Don't give up, caravanners of Iwakuni!
Ryu and his friends uses every bit of their strength just to cross a miasma stream, everyone knew what it felt like now they entered one. Then, just as if they expected the worse, they were in...
Ryu: (still holding Rena) Whoa.
Rena: Look at the chalice!
(Ryu and Rena looks at the glowing chalice; a dome surrounds Ryu and his friends)
Kirby: This is the heart of a miasma stream.
Petro: Wow, sucks to live here.
Ryu: Come on, we don't want to waste time here.
Ryu and his friends leaves the heart of the miasma stream, a powerful force pushes them forward.
Petro: There's the exit!
Kirby: I can't wait to get out of this place!
Rena: We- we made it!
Ryu: It seems that we did...
Ryu and his friends finally leaves the miasma stream that began this adventure. Ryu wished they had a better adventure than this.
Page six in the Crystal Chronicle written by the caravanner Ryu.
"The Miasma Stream
Many caravans have passes through, and now I will follow in their tracks. Someday, others will follow me.
I feel like I have become a small part of history."
Rena: Ryu.
Ryu: Huh?
Rena: Thank you.
Ryu: For what?
Rena: For giving me confidence back there.
Ryu: Well, it's just one miasma stream. We'll see more.
Rena: Yeah, but... (Hugs Ryu)
Ryu: (sweat drop) Uh, okay?
Petro: So, little man, have you ever fallen in love?
Mog: Nope! And I don't plan to, kupo!
Petro: Yeah, yeah...
Kirby: I'm glad we got out of there.
Petro: I don't ever want to go to one again!
Kirby: Why?
Petro: I dunno. I just don't.
Ryu and his friends ride on in their little caravan. But while they travel on, three mysterious figures hides beyond the forest, watching the caravan...
Petro: I'm still mad at you!
Who me?
Petro: Yeah, you! Stop saying "Ryu and his friends!"
Ryu and his friends.
Petro: AHHH!!! My head is going to split!
I love driving people mad.
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Alrighty! Another chapter done! And you know why! REVIEW!