A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update. I was going to write it with my
friend but I decided it'll take to long cause I never see her anymore.
Well, read and enjoy.
Chapter 1.
Snitch sat staring into the eyes of a true witch, with her dark black hair, pale skin, and big hairy wart at the tip of her nose she very well looked like one.
It's been about half an hour since Snitch had stepped foot into the office of Consular Addams, and about twenty-five minutes since he had spaced out. He completely ignored everything and everyone. He didn't want to me there, he saw no reason to be there. In his mind he was completely sane and nothing at all was the matter with him.
Why'd everyone treat him like he was nothing, like he couldn't do anything for himself? He could have friends if he wanted, but what use are friends? Friends just get under foot and cheat off your homework and stuff like that. But Snitch didn't have to worry about that because he didn't have friends, nope notta one, in real life that is.
Snitch clicked back into reality when the consular asked him a question. "Do you have any friends at all Derk?"
A smiled played on Snitch's lips, "Of course I do! My friend Spif, my friend Mick, and my friend Itey, and my friend Adolf..."
The consular cut in, "I mean real friends, Derk."
Snitch looked shocked, well at least he pretended to, "I'm insulted, They are my real friends!"
"What do they look like, Derk?" The witch asked him.
Like he was supposed to know, they were his friends from the internet. He had never seen them before. He's seen a picture of Itey once, but that was it. "Um, you see Itey has dark brown, if not black hair. Brown eyes..."
She cut in again, "You know your nose turns purple when you lie in this office."
Snitch rolled his eyes, playing along still, "Well I guess it ain't purple now cause I ain't lying."
"Are you acting dumb with me." She shouted.
Snitch smiled, "Yes, acting, I'm acting dumb. Are you?"
Her face flushed red as she stood up from her seat, "You know you are getting on my nerves!"
Snitch nodded as if to agree, "You know you're getting on my nerves too."
The Consular shook her head as she mumbled, "No wonder you don't have any real friends."
Snitch leaned closer, "Excuse me, I didn't quite catch that."
She faked a smile, "I said it's a wonder that you don't have any friends."
Snitch laughed, "Now you are starting to sound like my parents...no if you will please excuse me, I need to daydream about NOT being in your office. AND never having to see your ugly witchy face."
She glared at Snitch then walked to her office door.
Snitch clapped his hands together and smiled, "Oh goody I get to leave now? Do I get a lollypop and treats? The doctor and the dentist always give me lollypops and treats. Wait... The dentist always gives me lollypops. He WANTS me to get cavities. It's a conspiracy, and Your in on it! Evil witchy women!"
Snitch hid behind the door as she opened it to call his parents in, as she walked out the door he slammed it shut and sat nicely on the chair. When she walked back in with his parents he smiled politely, "Hello mother, father. I am ever so happy you brought me to this nice, kind, and if I might add Beautiful young woman. I feel much better; in fact I feel I am cured. Now if you please I would like to go tell my wonderful friend Itey I am healed." Snitch walked up to the consular and hugged her, "Thank you so much for saving not only my sanity but perhaps my life." He started walking to the door with his hand over his eyes whispering, "It's okay, I will be brave. I will not let this parting be strong."
He walked out into the hall balling as loud as he could, or pretending to at least, yelling, "I miss you Mr. Addams! I just realized I love you! You should come run off with me and marry me and we can have fifty kids and live happily ever after. Well besides you cause you'll die in child birth after the fifth kid and well all the rest of us will live happily ever after without you!"
With Snitch still rambling on the consular turned to his parents, "As you can see this is out of my hands, he needs major help."
"...BUT I WLL STILL LOVE YOU!"
Snitch's mom bit her lip, "Is there anything we can do?"
The consular shook her head, "We can only hope. But there is one thing we can try... but no maybe not..."
"What is it Mrs. Addams?" Snitch's father asked, Snitch was still yelling in the hall.
"There is this school... that kids like Derk go to to get help." She smiled.
By this time Snitch had found a piano in the waiting area and began to sing, "HEART AND SOUL, I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU! LOST CONTROL! LIKE ANY FOOL WOULD DO! GLADLY- I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU..."
He clasped her hands together, "I also hear they have a wonderful boys choir."
"L! IS FOR THE WAY SHE LOOKS, AT ME! O! IS FOR THE WAY--" Snitch began.
"DERK! That is quite sufficient!" His mother yelled.
"Yes momma." He said walking in.
"We were talking to your consular, Derk, and-" His father started.
"She has agreed to be my wife!" Snitch asked, hopping with passion that his father would say anything but yes.
"No," Snitch's let out a sigh, "We have decided to send you to a special school."
"You're joking?!"
"No, we think it's the best thing for you."
"But what about all my friends! What about all the kids in my school! What will they thing?"
The consular stepped forward, "First off, you don't have any friends..."
"Do too." Snitch mumbled.
"Second it will only be for a short while."
Short while my foot, how short could a while be? IN these places two years was a short while.
A/N: No shout outs or authors notes today, to much in a hurry no time .
Chapter 1.
Snitch sat staring into the eyes of a true witch, with her dark black hair, pale skin, and big hairy wart at the tip of her nose she very well looked like one.
It's been about half an hour since Snitch had stepped foot into the office of Consular Addams, and about twenty-five minutes since he had spaced out. He completely ignored everything and everyone. He didn't want to me there, he saw no reason to be there. In his mind he was completely sane and nothing at all was the matter with him.
Why'd everyone treat him like he was nothing, like he couldn't do anything for himself? He could have friends if he wanted, but what use are friends? Friends just get under foot and cheat off your homework and stuff like that. But Snitch didn't have to worry about that because he didn't have friends, nope notta one, in real life that is.
Snitch clicked back into reality when the consular asked him a question. "Do you have any friends at all Derk?"
A smiled played on Snitch's lips, "Of course I do! My friend Spif, my friend Mick, and my friend Itey, and my friend Adolf..."
The consular cut in, "I mean real friends, Derk."
Snitch looked shocked, well at least he pretended to, "I'm insulted, They are my real friends!"
"What do they look like, Derk?" The witch asked him.
Like he was supposed to know, they were his friends from the internet. He had never seen them before. He's seen a picture of Itey once, but that was it. "Um, you see Itey has dark brown, if not black hair. Brown eyes..."
She cut in again, "You know your nose turns purple when you lie in this office."
Snitch rolled his eyes, playing along still, "Well I guess it ain't purple now cause I ain't lying."
"Are you acting dumb with me." She shouted.
Snitch smiled, "Yes, acting, I'm acting dumb. Are you?"
Her face flushed red as she stood up from her seat, "You know you are getting on my nerves!"
Snitch nodded as if to agree, "You know you're getting on my nerves too."
The Consular shook her head as she mumbled, "No wonder you don't have any real friends."
Snitch leaned closer, "Excuse me, I didn't quite catch that."
She faked a smile, "I said it's a wonder that you don't have any friends."
Snitch laughed, "Now you are starting to sound like my parents...no if you will please excuse me, I need to daydream about NOT being in your office. AND never having to see your ugly witchy face."
She glared at Snitch then walked to her office door.
Snitch clapped his hands together and smiled, "Oh goody I get to leave now? Do I get a lollypop and treats? The doctor and the dentist always give me lollypops and treats. Wait... The dentist always gives me lollypops. He WANTS me to get cavities. It's a conspiracy, and Your in on it! Evil witchy women!"
Snitch hid behind the door as she opened it to call his parents in, as she walked out the door he slammed it shut and sat nicely on the chair. When she walked back in with his parents he smiled politely, "Hello mother, father. I am ever so happy you brought me to this nice, kind, and if I might add Beautiful young woman. I feel much better; in fact I feel I am cured. Now if you please I would like to go tell my wonderful friend Itey I am healed." Snitch walked up to the consular and hugged her, "Thank you so much for saving not only my sanity but perhaps my life." He started walking to the door with his hand over his eyes whispering, "It's okay, I will be brave. I will not let this parting be strong."
He walked out into the hall balling as loud as he could, or pretending to at least, yelling, "I miss you Mr. Addams! I just realized I love you! You should come run off with me and marry me and we can have fifty kids and live happily ever after. Well besides you cause you'll die in child birth after the fifth kid and well all the rest of us will live happily ever after without you!"
With Snitch still rambling on the consular turned to his parents, "As you can see this is out of my hands, he needs major help."
"...BUT I WLL STILL LOVE YOU!"
Snitch's mom bit her lip, "Is there anything we can do?"
The consular shook her head, "We can only hope. But there is one thing we can try... but no maybe not..."
"What is it Mrs. Addams?" Snitch's father asked, Snitch was still yelling in the hall.
"There is this school... that kids like Derk go to to get help." She smiled.
By this time Snitch had found a piano in the waiting area and began to sing, "HEART AND SOUL, I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU! LOST CONTROL! LIKE ANY FOOL WOULD DO! GLADLY- I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU..."
He clasped her hands together, "I also hear they have a wonderful boys choir."
"L! IS FOR THE WAY SHE LOOKS, AT ME! O! IS FOR THE WAY--" Snitch began.
"DERK! That is quite sufficient!" His mother yelled.
"Yes momma." He said walking in.
"We were talking to your consular, Derk, and-" His father started.
"She has agreed to be my wife!" Snitch asked, hopping with passion that his father would say anything but yes.
"No," Snitch's let out a sigh, "We have decided to send you to a special school."
"You're joking?!"
"No, we think it's the best thing for you."
"But what about all my friends! What about all the kids in my school! What will they thing?"
The consular stepped forward, "First off, you don't have any friends..."
"Do too." Snitch mumbled.
"Second it will only be for a short while."
Short while my foot, how short could a while be? IN these places two years was a short while.
A/N: No shout outs or authors notes today, to much in a hurry no time .