The boy named David led Snitch up the stairs in front of the building, into
the building, and up to the second floor.
"I'll introduce you to everyone." David said walking into the first door just at the top of the stairs. Inside he found about twenty boys lounging around on couches and beanbag chairs, three or four in front of a small twelve-inch television. "Hey guys, this is Derk. He's new."
"No duh Davey." A boy with dirty blonde hair laughed.
David pointed to the boy, "That's Jack Kelly or Cowboy."
Jack nodded.
"He has split personalities." David whispered.
David pointed over to the boys in front of the television. "That one with the cocky grin is Spot, next to him is Race. That kid next to him with the eye-patch is Kid Blink, and that shirtless guy on his lap is Mush."
"Him over there," David started, pointing to a kid on a blue beanbag chair, "That'll be Snoddy, and next to him is Swifty." He said pointing next to him where a smaller boy who was lying back on the floor, his head rested in Snoddy's lap. They both nodded at their names.
He quickly moved on to the rest of the boys, "That's Pie Eater, he tried to kill his consular for a piece of pie, that's why we call him Pie Eater. Snipeshooter, I'm warning you know, do NOT touch any of his "Special stuff"! Boots, he's convinced that he's a snowman... It's kinda scary. Les my little brother... he's just Les. Crutchy, No one knows why he's here. Bumlets, he has an obsession with spinning. And Jake, he hears voices." Each boy nodded as David said his names. "And those two boys making out with the glasses are Specs and Dutchy." He turned and looked at me. "That's about it..."
Snitch nodded, trying to match the name with the face, "Right, and um... why're you here?"
David said nothing as he just smiled and walked away.
A tall lanky brunet wearing pink walked in with Italus in his arms. Snitch's mouth dropped when he saw him. He smiled as the boy opened his mouth to speak, "Who was it that left Itey outside, alone? I thought that you all knew better than that." He smiled as he walked over to Snitch, "Hello, I'm called Skittery, and this is Itey, but you should know that already."
Snitch held out his hand, "I'm Snitch."
Itey's eyes went huge, "WAIT! Squishy, you're Snitch? Are you my Snitch? The one from my computer?"
Snitch shook his head as it hit him. He had known Itey for quite awhile. "Its, why are you in this place?"
Itey smiled, "I don't know, but I think its because I'm a psycho kid. But you don't want to know how I have proven this." His smile grew as he skipped over to Jack, "Hi Jackie! Are you Jack right now or Francis? I like Jack better. He's hot. But Francis is like...ya know all Francis-ish."
Skittery smiled at Snitch, "So, you know Itey?"
Snitch smiled, "Yeah, we met online a while ago, but whenever he said that he didn't have any parents, well, it never hit me until now that he was telling the truth."
"Oh shit!" Itey said, "You're Jack right now aren't you? I didn't mean that you are hot. I mean you are, but that doesn't mean that I like you. Because I'm not, because I may be in love with you, but that doesn't mean I like like you." He took a step back, "Francis, did you tell Jack that I love him? Oh wait, you are Jack right now. Well, I gots ta go...bye Jack." Itey ran out of the room.
Skittery smiled, "So, why are you here kid?"
Snitch smiled, "Ya know, the usual not having any friends other than people, like Itey, online...and I guess acting like I was in love with my therapist after I was calling her a witch didn't help much..."
Skittery smiled, "It could be worse. A few years ago Itey bit off a new therapist's finger, and he even ate her wedding ring... Since then 'Lord of the Rings' has been banned from this hellhole."
Snitch blinked, "I never knew that he was THAT crazy, ya know, I thought he was just like me, well, only sane, and I thought that maybe, ya know, the craziness was like an act."
Skittery smiled, "I happen to think that staying in this place for too long may make people worse than they were when they got here."
"So, how long have you been here?" Snitch asked.
Skittery smiled, "Well, I haven't been here as long as Itey, but I've been here longer than you."
Snitch shook his head, "That doesn't help much, ya know that right?"
Skittery smiled at him once more, "Well, see ya around kid, I have to go and try to keep Jack's head from getting too big. I mean, it's already big enough for both him and his other personality, without knowing that Itey is obsessed with him."
"Bye Skittery." Snitch sighed as he murmured, "Maybe it won't be so bad staying here after all."
A/N:
Nakaia: GAH! I hate having to write sane stuff on this story! I mean I should be working on my own fanfics, ya know. Well, Chip has to do shout outs, because I won rock-paper-scissors. So, I now turn the time over to her for those...
Shout Outs!
Tooker- Gosh Eat, :p You better like it! You gave me the idea... even though it's probably nothing like what you had. Keep Reviewing. Psst... you're one of my bestest friends too.
Shakeseegirl- I like the name Derk. It's like one of my favorite names... really. Hmm... so you think we need more Snitch stories... I like Snitch I have two or three stories of him... I love em! Keep Reviewing.
SpecsGlasses- you do need to update girly. I swear... I wanna read more of Detention... I don't wanna write the whole name... I'se lazy. Heart and Soul is a weird song... I don't even know why I put it in. I mean I play it all the time one the piano... I didn't even notice I knew All the words :p Thanks for the reviews. Keep it up... I know you will.
Inquisitive- we did continue... are you still reading it? Cause we haven't gotten anymore reviews from you... It worries us. But I hope if you are it broke your curiosity from the first chapter.
Kellyanne- I continued I continued! Just don't take out Mush's puppy-dog eyes!! :p Thanks for the review.
Rannoch- Heather's back Ari, don't you worry. MY SNITCH! MY ITEY MY EVERYONE! ... sorry. :D best fanfic chapters Ari? How sweet. :p thanks for the review.
Thumbsucker Snitch- Is this Slashy enough for you? Well... it'll get better I promise. And it's so going to be Snitch and Skitts... No matter what. I swear. They are the bestest couple ever! Thanks for the review.
SpotLover421- Snitch is the funniest isn't he. Glad you love the story. Review again!
Bobcat: slashgoil- Um... thanks I guess. But if you hate her that much you can do whatever you want to her. ::looks from side to side to make sure no one is watching:: I got some other good ideas if you keep reading the story... wait til you read about Itey. And Elf from LotR... that's crazy. So crazy It's freaken funny! HAHA! You're great. Italus... or I'll just call him Itey, is great. But I don't blame him for running into the walls. I love it it's fun. Or... ahem. Thanks for the review.
A/N Ani: Please all, Review again, whether you have been or not. I like reviews.
"I'll introduce you to everyone." David said walking into the first door just at the top of the stairs. Inside he found about twenty boys lounging around on couches and beanbag chairs, three or four in front of a small twelve-inch television. "Hey guys, this is Derk. He's new."
"No duh Davey." A boy with dirty blonde hair laughed.
David pointed to the boy, "That's Jack Kelly or Cowboy."
Jack nodded.
"He has split personalities." David whispered.
David pointed over to the boys in front of the television. "That one with the cocky grin is Spot, next to him is Race. That kid next to him with the eye-patch is Kid Blink, and that shirtless guy on his lap is Mush."
"Him over there," David started, pointing to a kid on a blue beanbag chair, "That'll be Snoddy, and next to him is Swifty." He said pointing next to him where a smaller boy who was lying back on the floor, his head rested in Snoddy's lap. They both nodded at their names.
He quickly moved on to the rest of the boys, "That's Pie Eater, he tried to kill his consular for a piece of pie, that's why we call him Pie Eater. Snipeshooter, I'm warning you know, do NOT touch any of his "Special stuff"! Boots, he's convinced that he's a snowman... It's kinda scary. Les my little brother... he's just Les. Crutchy, No one knows why he's here. Bumlets, he has an obsession with spinning. And Jake, he hears voices." Each boy nodded as David said his names. "And those two boys making out with the glasses are Specs and Dutchy." He turned and looked at me. "That's about it..."
Snitch nodded, trying to match the name with the face, "Right, and um... why're you here?"
David said nothing as he just smiled and walked away.
A tall lanky brunet wearing pink walked in with Italus in his arms. Snitch's mouth dropped when he saw him. He smiled as the boy opened his mouth to speak, "Who was it that left Itey outside, alone? I thought that you all knew better than that." He smiled as he walked over to Snitch, "Hello, I'm called Skittery, and this is Itey, but you should know that already."
Snitch held out his hand, "I'm Snitch."
Itey's eyes went huge, "WAIT! Squishy, you're Snitch? Are you my Snitch? The one from my computer?"
Snitch shook his head as it hit him. He had known Itey for quite awhile. "Its, why are you in this place?"
Itey smiled, "I don't know, but I think its because I'm a psycho kid. But you don't want to know how I have proven this." His smile grew as he skipped over to Jack, "Hi Jackie! Are you Jack right now or Francis? I like Jack better. He's hot. But Francis is like...ya know all Francis-ish."
Skittery smiled at Snitch, "So, you know Itey?"
Snitch smiled, "Yeah, we met online a while ago, but whenever he said that he didn't have any parents, well, it never hit me until now that he was telling the truth."
"Oh shit!" Itey said, "You're Jack right now aren't you? I didn't mean that you are hot. I mean you are, but that doesn't mean that I like you. Because I'm not, because I may be in love with you, but that doesn't mean I like like you." He took a step back, "Francis, did you tell Jack that I love him? Oh wait, you are Jack right now. Well, I gots ta go...bye Jack." Itey ran out of the room.
Skittery smiled, "So, why are you here kid?"
Snitch smiled, "Ya know, the usual not having any friends other than people, like Itey, online...and I guess acting like I was in love with my therapist after I was calling her a witch didn't help much..."
Skittery smiled, "It could be worse. A few years ago Itey bit off a new therapist's finger, and he even ate her wedding ring... Since then 'Lord of the Rings' has been banned from this hellhole."
Snitch blinked, "I never knew that he was THAT crazy, ya know, I thought he was just like me, well, only sane, and I thought that maybe, ya know, the craziness was like an act."
Skittery smiled, "I happen to think that staying in this place for too long may make people worse than they were when they got here."
"So, how long have you been here?" Snitch asked.
Skittery smiled, "Well, I haven't been here as long as Itey, but I've been here longer than you."
Snitch shook his head, "That doesn't help much, ya know that right?"
Skittery smiled at him once more, "Well, see ya around kid, I have to go and try to keep Jack's head from getting too big. I mean, it's already big enough for both him and his other personality, without knowing that Itey is obsessed with him."
"Bye Skittery." Snitch sighed as he murmured, "Maybe it won't be so bad staying here after all."
A/N:
Nakaia: GAH! I hate having to write sane stuff on this story! I mean I should be working on my own fanfics, ya know. Well, Chip has to do shout outs, because I won rock-paper-scissors. So, I now turn the time over to her for those...
Shout Outs!
Tooker- Gosh Eat, :p You better like it! You gave me the idea... even though it's probably nothing like what you had. Keep Reviewing. Psst... you're one of my bestest friends too.
Shakeseegirl- I like the name Derk. It's like one of my favorite names... really. Hmm... so you think we need more Snitch stories... I like Snitch I have two or three stories of him... I love em! Keep Reviewing.
SpecsGlasses- you do need to update girly. I swear... I wanna read more of Detention... I don't wanna write the whole name... I'se lazy. Heart and Soul is a weird song... I don't even know why I put it in. I mean I play it all the time one the piano... I didn't even notice I knew All the words :p Thanks for the reviews. Keep it up... I know you will.
Inquisitive- we did continue... are you still reading it? Cause we haven't gotten anymore reviews from you... It worries us. But I hope if you are it broke your curiosity from the first chapter.
Kellyanne- I continued I continued! Just don't take out Mush's puppy-dog eyes!! :p Thanks for the review.
Rannoch- Heather's back Ari, don't you worry. MY SNITCH! MY ITEY MY EVERYONE! ... sorry. :D best fanfic chapters Ari? How sweet. :p thanks for the review.
Thumbsucker Snitch- Is this Slashy enough for you? Well... it'll get better I promise. And it's so going to be Snitch and Skitts... No matter what. I swear. They are the bestest couple ever! Thanks for the review.
SpotLover421- Snitch is the funniest isn't he. Glad you love the story. Review again!
Bobcat: slashgoil- Um... thanks I guess. But if you hate her that much you can do whatever you want to her. ::looks from side to side to make sure no one is watching:: I got some other good ideas if you keep reading the story... wait til you read about Itey. And Elf from LotR... that's crazy. So crazy It's freaken funny! HAHA! You're great. Italus... or I'll just call him Itey, is great. But I don't blame him for running into the walls. I love it it's fun. Or... ahem. Thanks for the review.
A/N Ani: Please all, Review again, whether you have been or not. I like reviews.