Pegasus Reads a Fanfic: Chapter 1
They did what?!?!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. The story and author in this chapter are not meant to represent anyone in particular or their work.
Now, we all know Pegasus is not the most lucky person in the world, what with his dead wife, millennium item being stolen, ect. His introduction to fics was, unfortunately for him, no different. But I digress. So Pegasus was scrolling down the search page when something caught his eye. It was a website of course, but with an extremely odd title. "Funny Bunny Gets Caught" it was christened. Now, being the die-hard Funny Bunny fan he was, he was curious. He had seen every episode, even some of the older ones where they were still experimenting and it wasn't as funny. Even the lame holiday specials and Looney Toons crossovers (Looney Toons could never compare with Funny Bunny in his mind). So of course he knew, as he had once remarked to Kaiba-boy, that FB was never caught by Ruff Gruff McDog. Ever. So in his intrigue, he clicked. That was his second mistake.
Pegasus's first mistake was of course, assuming it was official. He thought it was just an unreleased episode, or something along those lines. How very wrong he was. So he read.
"One day, Funny Bunny was hopping along merrily, running away from Ruff Gruff as usual when suddenly he heard a growling sound from a nearby bush. He tensed, thinking it was his old rival, Ruff"
'This doesn't sound like Funny Bunny.' thought Pegasus 'Where's the slapstick? Where are the over-elaborate plans to blow each other up with dynamite? Why aren't they dropping anvils on each others heads? Why aren't there any improbable contraptions that Ruff will always use and will always fail? Where is the FUNNY?' Pegasus ranted in his head. He mentally calmed himself down. 'Maybe it'll be on further in.' Funny Bunny wasn't known for subtly but he was undergoing serious withdrawal. So on he read.
"Ruff Gruff McDog jumped out from the bush, and yet, he wasn't looking at all aggressive"
'Pie in the face!' Pegasus hoped fervently. The old 'pie from behind the back trick' was a classic. He crossed his fingers.
"'Wait! FB, I've got something to tell you!' Said Ruff, hesitantly. He slowly walked up to FB. 'What do you want?' He asked fearfully"
"WHAT!!" Pegasus exclaimed. "Funny Bunny fears no dog!" He stood up angrily, but as the blood quickly rushed from his head, he collapsed back down into his chair. Confused and angry, his eye scanned the page and he picked up where he left off. "'I want. . .you' He growled lustily."
What followed in the fanfic was too perverted to be printed here. Let's just say that it caused Pegasus to faint. But in the brief seconds to blissful unconsciousness, he still managed to utter one angry cry.
Echoes of "WHAT THE CRAP!?!" resonated down the hospital hallways.
Author's Note: Wow Ashley, it's like you read my mind . This was meant to be one chapter but the pages got cemented together in the rain so I rewrote them both. Here is the much longer end result. So read and review till next time please. -
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. The story and author in this chapter are not meant to represent anyone in particular or their work.
Now, we all know Pegasus is not the most lucky person in the world, what with his dead wife, millennium item being stolen, ect. His introduction to fics was, unfortunately for him, no different. But I digress. So Pegasus was scrolling down the search page when something caught his eye. It was a website of course, but with an extremely odd title. "Funny Bunny Gets Caught" it was christened. Now, being the die-hard Funny Bunny fan he was, he was curious. He had seen every episode, even some of the older ones where they were still experimenting and it wasn't as funny. Even the lame holiday specials and Looney Toons crossovers (Looney Toons could never compare with Funny Bunny in his mind). So of course he knew, as he had once remarked to Kaiba-boy, that FB was never caught by Ruff Gruff McDog. Ever. So in his intrigue, he clicked. That was his second mistake.
Pegasus's first mistake was of course, assuming it was official. He thought it was just an unreleased episode, or something along those lines. How very wrong he was. So he read.
"One day, Funny Bunny was hopping along merrily, running away from Ruff Gruff as usual when suddenly he heard a growling sound from a nearby bush. He tensed, thinking it was his old rival, Ruff"
'This doesn't sound like Funny Bunny.' thought Pegasus 'Where's the slapstick? Where are the over-elaborate plans to blow each other up with dynamite? Why aren't they dropping anvils on each others heads? Why aren't there any improbable contraptions that Ruff will always use and will always fail? Where is the FUNNY?' Pegasus ranted in his head. He mentally calmed himself down. 'Maybe it'll be on further in.' Funny Bunny wasn't known for subtly but he was undergoing serious withdrawal. So on he read.
"Ruff Gruff McDog jumped out from the bush, and yet, he wasn't looking at all aggressive"
'Pie in the face!' Pegasus hoped fervently. The old 'pie from behind the back trick' was a classic. He crossed his fingers.
"'Wait! FB, I've got something to tell you!' Said Ruff, hesitantly. He slowly walked up to FB. 'What do you want?' He asked fearfully"
"WHAT!!" Pegasus exclaimed. "Funny Bunny fears no dog!" He stood up angrily, but as the blood quickly rushed from his head, he collapsed back down into his chair. Confused and angry, his eye scanned the page and he picked up where he left off. "'I want. . .you' He growled lustily."
What followed in the fanfic was too perverted to be printed here. Let's just say that it caused Pegasus to faint. But in the brief seconds to blissful unconsciousness, he still managed to utter one angry cry.
Echoes of "WHAT THE CRAP!?!" resonated down the hospital hallways.
Author's Note: Wow Ashley, it's like you read my mind . This was meant to be one chapter but the pages got cemented together in the rain so I rewrote them both. Here is the much longer end result. So read and review till next time please. -