I'm baaaaaack! I apologize for the long wait but there are only a few weeks of school left and more importantly:

MY EVIL MUSES LEFT FOR VACATION!!!

Waaaa, I'm currently using my two substitute yamis as…substitutes. (Been watching too much Yu-Gi-Oh ^_^)

PinkSkyez: BlackSkyez burned my pretty flowers!

BlackSkyez: Who? Me? I'M IN SHOCK!

RedSkyez: Uhm…now introducing: the Disclaimer Dude!

Disclaimer Dude: Hello everyone, I am here to DISS the CLAIMER! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

PinkSkyez: translation: RedSkyez does not own Harry Potter. Aw, we're sorry.

BlackSkyez: Totally. * Runs off to steal Harry Potter from JK Rowling. *

RedSkyez: On to the fic! Thanks for the reviews! Oh, and I apologize to all of you blondes out there in advance!

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How to speak 'Ditzy' Part 2

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Seamus, who is not important: Mmm, this tea is good.

Ronniekiens: Like, totally. * Blonde wig appears on his head *

Pavarotti and Lovender: Ron! Like, totally like, oh my gosh! Like, like, totally, totally, oh my gosh!

Ronniekiens: Oh my gosh! Totally like totally, oh my gosh, like, oh my gosh, totally!

Drakey: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Pile of dust: ……

Lucy: AAIIIIEEEEE! MUDBLOOD GERMS!!! AIIIIEEE!!!

Drakey: Ahem!…I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Bumblebore: Tea anyone?

Voldy: NO! I want to play Truth or Dare!

All: Nu-uh!

Voldy: Either play or end up like him! * Points to pile of dust *

All: Oki doki!

Pavarotti and Lovender: Like totally!

Ronniekiens: Oh my gosh!

Sevvie: I will start! * grins evil, I-will-now-dare-Ron-to-do-something-embarrassing grin. * Weasley, truth or dare?

Ronniekiens: Totally.

Sevvie: Dare? Okay!

Ronniekiens: Like oh my gosh!!! Totally! TOTALLY!

Pile of dust: ……

Sevvie: let's see, I dare YOU to Go into THE closet FOR seven MINUTES with DUMBLEDORE and-

Ronniekiens: LIKE?!!?!?

Bumblebore: As long as there's tea…

Mione: …WHAT is IT with THIS strange TALK?

Sevvie: I'M an OVER grown BAT. What DID you EXPECT?

Mione: oooOOOoooh

All: * push Dumbledore and Ron into the closet and lock them in with the Super Duper Unbreakable Key Thingie *

All: * snicker *

Pile of dust: * thinks * hentais…(A/N I told you, too much Japanese anime…)

Pavarotti and Lovender: ^_^

Drakey: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Lucy: MUDBLOOD GERMS!!

Ronniekiens: * from closet * TOTALLY LIKE OH MY GOSH!!! *

Bumblebore: WHERE'S MY TEA?!?!

Voldy: Well, this is fun!

Crowd of horny Gryffindors: You betcha!

RedSkyez: * appears out of thin air * HELLO MY LOVELIESS!

Voldy: * whimpers * oh no! It's the big bad authoress!

Gin-Gin: What are you doing here?

All except Gin-Gin: O_O * thinks * she dares to bear the wrath of the big bad authoress?

RedSkyez: -_- UVUDU KUDUVRU! (I have my own little spells.)

Gin-Gin: turns to pile of dust

Pile of dust: ……

Pile of dust 2: ……

Dean, who is even less important than Seamus: Oh great and powerful mighty authoress. Why do you grace us with your presence?

RedSkyez: Now THAT'S how I like my servants! * Gives Dean a new name * ^_^

Dean, who is extremely lame: ^_^ I am forever grateful!

RedSkyez: =D Anywhoo, I am here to help Draco with his revenge! * Walks over to dark corner to help Draco with his revenge *

RedSkyez * whispers to Draco * here ya go. It's the Frying Pan of Doom 5000. * Raises Frying Pan of Doom 5000 in the air and it glows with an unearthly glow. Insert hallelujah music here. *

Crowd of horny Gryffindors: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH OH!!!!

Meanwhile in the Closet With Subtitles!:

Ronniekiens: like, totally oh my gosh like totally!

I can't believe those dudes locked us in!

Bumblebore: * nods * like, totally oh my gosh like!

I agree. They didn't even give me my tea!

Ronniekiens: Oh my gosh! Like, totally, totally like?!

Wow man! You speak my language?

Bumblebore: Like totally? O_O LIKE, TOTALLY OH MY GOSH LIKE!

I do? O_O * censored *

Ronniekiens: * looks dreamily at Dumbledore, thinks * like totally like.

It's meant to be.

Meanwhile, on the Outside Without Subtitles!:

From Closet:

Like totally? O_O LIKE, TOTALLY OH MY GOSH LIKE!

Pavarotti and Lovender: * gasp *

Pile of dust: ……!

Pile of dust 2: ….? …!

Pile of dust: ……

Voldy: I'm bored again.

Crowd of horny Gryffindors: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH, HALLELU * A mysterious force throws the Frying Pan of Doom 5000 at their heads * AWCH!

Drakey, RedSkyez: MUAHAHA! WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE!

Ghost Books: * appear out of mid air * BWAHAHA! WE CAME TO HAUNT ONE HERMIONE GRANGER! BWAHAHA! YOU KILLED US! YOU KILLED US!

Lucy: Why did you burn down the library?

Mione: I rather not talk about it now…

Lucy: Oki Doki! * Thinks thoughtfully * NOOOOOOO!!!!

All: ?

Lucy: MUDBLOOD GERMS POISON MY MIND!!! NOOOOOO!!! * Runs off into the sunset *

Pile of dust 2: ….

Pile of dust: …..!

Ghost Books: * cough *

All: * ignore ghost books *

Ghost Books: * cough, cough *

All: * ignore ghost books *

Ghost Books: WE WILL BE BACK HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER THAT NOW WILL BE KNOWN AS HAG, WE WILL BE BACK! * Disappear into thin air *

HAG: !?!?

Drakey: * whispers to RedSkyez * Part one of Draco Malfoy's Ingenious Plan of Revenge-?

RedSkyez: Check!

From Closet:

HELP!!!! ASSAULT!!! SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!! 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!! HELP!!! NO, I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOUR GOLDEN SNITCHES!!!! HELP!!!!!!

POD talk with subtitles:

Pile of dust:……….?

Was that Dumbledore?

Pile of dust 2: …………...

Yeah, I think Ron is teaching him how to order the stork…

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MUAHAHA! God I am SO evil! I LOVED the last part! You may call me a pervert, but a pervert with talent! Flames will be used as Part two of Draco Malfoy's Ingenious Plan of Revenge! BWAHAHA!

Stay tuned for Chapter 3 of Who DID Steal Draco's Frilly, Pink Knickers?