I'm baaaaack! I just can't stop writing this fic! My apologies for all you peeps that are waiting for updates from LCBD and WLAHC:TFH. Sorry! But do not worry, the next chapters will be up in a couple of weeks!
Meanwhile…..ENJOY THE INSANITY!
BlackSkyez: MUAHAHA!
PinkSkyez: Hehehe…* blush *
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The Chapter Where Everyone gets some Action Part 3
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HAG: What is going on in that closet?
Gin-Gin: Sounds like fun! ^_^
Pavarotti and Lovender: We'll go too!
Sevvie: Ehehehehehehehehe =)
Pavarotti and Lovender: * enter closet * AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Bumblebore: =D you have come to save me! * Starts leaving the closet *
Ronniekiens: Dude! Wait a second snuckums! We're not done yet!
Pavarotti and Lovender: AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! * slam the closet shut *
Bumblebore: * from closet * MY NOSE! MY WONDERFUL STRAIGHT, INCREDIBLY PINNOCHIO LIKE NOSE!!! 20 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS NOSE COST ME??!!!
Voldy: humph, probably not as much as my evil red eyes did. They were for sale a few years back. I got a great deal don't you think?
Crowd of horny Gryffindors: You betcha!
RedSkyez: * from corner * I feel something coming. A strange, foreign force that feels a lot like…NO! O_O It can't be! Run for your life Draco!
Drakey: ?
Ever so suddenly, 1,278 fan girls fall out from the magic portal, from a special portkey. (Common in Turkey, if you were wondering.)
All: * are silent *
1,278 fan girls: * look around, not noticing the dark corner * Have you seen * get dreamy eyed * Draco Malfoy?
HAG: =D weeeeell…
Bumblebore: * from closet * AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE! PUT THOSE BACK ON RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!!!! PUT YOUR BLOODY FRILLY, PINK KNICKERS BACK ON!!! O_O RIGHT NOW!!
Sevvie: That lying prick of a Weasley! I knew he had an extra pair!
1,278 fan girls: Ahem! We are looking for * get dreamy eyed * Draco Malfoy! Tell us where he is…OR ELSE! * all get out Frying Pans of doom 10,000 newest edition *
All: * point to dark corner *
1,278 fan girls: *spot Draco * OOOOOOO!!!! J
Drakey: * hides behind RedSkyez *
RedSkyez: Don't worry Draco! I will protect you! * Casually uses magical transporter for big bad authoresses and disappears. *
1,278 fan girls: =D * glomp Draco *
Drakey: * is thinking of ways to add revenge on RedSkyez to Draco Malfoy's Ingenious Plan of Revenge *
Fan girl 34: You have such soft, fluffy hair!
Fan girl 89: And those eyes!
Fan girl 1,203: And your knickers are frilly and….RED?!?!?
1,278 fan girls: * gasp in shock *
Drakey: * gets defensive * I, it's not my fault! My, my good ones were stolen!
Fan girl 56: What kind of glomp target are you if you have frilly * shudders * red knickers!
Fan girl 34: Yeah…BUT we love you anywhoo!
1,278 fan girls: * glomp Draco again *
Drakey: * is thinking of ways to add revenge on 1,278 fan girls to Draco Malfoy's Ingenious Plan of Revenge *
Meanwhile in our Beloved Closet:
Bumblebore: Mr. Weasley, maybe we can…work things out?
Ronniekiens: * giggles * Oh, Albusy…you are such a joker!
Bumblebore: * thinks * Albusy?!?!?
Ronniekiens: Do you like my frilly, pink knickers dude?
Bumblebore: * can't escape * uh…sure…?
Ronniekiens: I knew we'd work things out eventually Albusy! * Whispers seductively* Now, have you ever played baseball?
Bumblebore: 0_0
On the Outside:
HAG: * sulks * Goodness, even Dumbledore is getting some action! When will someone pay attention to me?
Suddenly, 2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys appear out of mid air. (Using the rare portkey, common in Moscow, Russia. Now on sale!)
HAG: I have fan guys! * blush *
2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys: MUAHAHA!! DIE!!!
HAG: ????? * Runs for dear life *
Meanwhile:
Dean, who is lame: Hey, Seamus do you want to play baseball?
Seamus, who is not important: What's that? Some muggle sport?
Dean, who is lame: Yeah. It's fun. I heard Ron talking about it in the closet earlier. Hehe, imagine Dumbledore running through the bases! (AN: if he won't escape by then that is…)
Seamus, who is not important: Oki doki! Let's go join them in playing in the closet!
Dean, who is lame: Oki doki!
Seamus, who is not important: * starts opening the closet in sloooow motion *
Meanwhile:
Drakey: and then the baby comes out. The end.
1,278 fan girls: * clap and cheer *
Fan girl 4: that was the BEST story I have ever heard!
Fan girl 67: Tell it again, tell it again!
Drakey: Well, if you insist. * Clears throat * when a man and a woman admit to loving each other…
Fan girl 22: Draaaaco! * Raises hand *
Drakey: Yes?
Fan girl 22: * is caught up in staring at him *
Drakey: ?
Fan girl 22: Oh, uhm, well, I don't really understand that part…
Drakey: Oh? All right then. When Dumbledore and Weasley finally 'come out of the closet'…
Meanwhile:
Seamus, who is not important: * opens closet *
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Cliffhanger! MUAHAHA! You have to wait until next chapter to know what'll happen! Meanwhile, visit my site please!
Hope you enjoyed it. I sure did! MUAHAHA!
Next chapter:
Will HAG…er…Hermione ever escape the anti-Hermione fan guys?
Will Fan girl 22 finally get the meaning of Draco's story?
Will Dumbledore escape Ron, and will Seamus and Dean join the game?
And will Parvati and Lavender have to get prozac?
All that Will be revealed next time on Who DID Steal Draco's Frilly, Pink Knickers!?