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The Chapter Where We Finally Figure Out Why HAG Burned Down The Library Part 4
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Seamus, who is not important: Oh my.

Dean, who is lame: Is that…what I think that is?

Seamus, who is not important: Oh wow, of all the things I've seen…

Dean, who is lame: Yeah. Not one was ever this…

Seamus, who is not important: Ron mate, where did you get those frilly, pink knickers?

Ronniekiens: Well, actually dude-

Bumblebore: FREEDOM! * Runs out of closet with such speed that we are doubting if he really is over 100 years old *

Ronniekiens: Albusy! Wait dude, don't go! We didn't even get to second base! * Runs after him *

Dean, who is lame: I wonder how you can play Baseball in such a small closet…


Meanwhile with dear old HA…er…Hermione

HAG: AAAAAAA!!!!

2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys: We will get you! We will get you!

Anti-Hermione Fan Guy 2: We will get you for sure!

2,397 anti-Hermione fan guys: ?

Anti-Hermione Fan Guy 2: We know for sure because we've teamed up with-

HAG: * Gasps * No…not-

Suddenly Ghost Books appear out of thin air without using a port key because they simply don't

Ghost Books: The Evil Ghost Books! MUAHAHA! YOU WILL PAY HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER THAT IS KNOWN AS HAG AND IS STILL KNOWN AS HAG, YOU WILL PAY!!

HAG: No! Please have mercy! I...I…it was a dare!

Ghost Books: YOU WILL P-WHAT? WHO DARES TO DARE HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER THAT IS KNOWN AS HAG AND IS STILL KNOWN AS HAG AND WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS HAG TO BURN DOWN THE LIBRARY???

Voldie: * is sneaking out *

Ghost Books: =O YOU! FREEZE!

Voldie: * catches on fire * AAAA!

Ghost Books: WE SAID FREEZE!

Voldie: * freezes *

Ghost Books: MUAHAHA! * Capture Voldie * NOW YOU WILL PAY! WE ARE SORRY HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER WHO IS STILL KNOWN AS HAG! HAVE A NICE DAY AND DRINK LOTS OF BODILY FLUIDS! * Disappear with Voldie *

Pavarotti and Lovender: Does this mean the world is saved? Like, oh my gosh!

2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys: ?…well…WE still don't like you!

HAG: AAAIIIIII!!! * runs away *

POD talk with Subtitles

Pile of dust:…..!……!…………!?!

Oh my frilly, pink knickers! I can't believe this! How am I supposed to save the world now!?!

Pile of dust 2:…….!…………!…………..!

Don't worry dear! I will always believe in you! I'm sure that another evil person will try to take over the world again soon!

Pile of dust:………..

But…it just won't be the same…Voldemort and I…we had something special…

Meanwhile with Drakey and the 1,278 fan girls

Fan girl 778: Drakey you are sooooo smart!

Fan girl 543: Drakey you are sooooo handsome!

Fan girl 1,121: Drakey you are sooooo brave!

1,277 Fan girls: * Gasp and start muttering * oh no! A Gryffindor trait!

Drakey: * adds Fan girl 1,121 to Draco Malfoy's Ingenious Plan of Revenge *

Fan girl 1,121: I was just kidding! I, I was! Really!

Drakey: …Pansy?

Fan girl 1,121/Pansy Fancy: OOO! You recognized me! I knew you luuurved me!

Drakey: ……..

Pansy Fancy: We are gonna be soooo happy when we get married cause we're in luuuuurve!

Drakey……..

Pansy Fancy: And we're gonna have loads of pretty children cause we're in luuuurve! Aren't we Draco???

Drakey…….REDSKYEZ!!!!!! REDSKYEZ!!!!!! REDSKYEZ!!!!!!

Suddenly RedSkyez appears out of thin air. This just proves that if you want something bad enough and say it three times it'll come true…

RedSkyez: What the-

Unfortunately, just at that exact moment HAG and 2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys happened to stampede by and trample all over poor, unsuspecting RedSkyez turning her into a…

Ghost Book: HAG! 2,398 ANTI-HERMIONE FAN GUYS! YOU WILL PAY!

HAG, 2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys: Oopsie * run for dear life *

Drakey: * is left in the midst of 1,278 fan girls and Pansy * Uh-Oh

Meanwhile with our happy couple

Bumblebore: * still running * Mr. Weasley! Perhaps we can reach an agreement!

Ronniekiens: * jogging after him * Only if it involves seven minutes in heaven! =D

Bumblebore: WAAAAA!

Ronniekiens: * a neon green light bulb that was stolen from Voldie's pink castle appears on top of his head * Oh Albusy…would you like some…tea?

Bumblebore: * stops * What did you say?

Ronniekiens: =D come and get it Albusy…

Bumblebore: * with tea bags in his eyes approaches Ron * =D give…me…my…tea…

Ronniekiens: umm…Albusy?

Bumblebore: * is still walking, cups of tea are now in his eyes (strawberry flavored!) *

Ronniekiens: Dude…uh…peace? Albusy? Professor? Stop please. Professor? Please stop. Um…stop…how bout now?

Bumblebore: * bears teeth and growls * must…have…TEA!! * zooms at Ron *

Ronniekiens: * starts running, not quite at the speed of light * PROFESSOR! MAYBE WE CAN REACH SOME SORT OF AGREMENT DUDE?!?!?!?

Bumblebore: ONLY IF IT INCLUDES CHERRY FLAVORED TEA BAGS!!!

Meanwhile with our 'favorite' crowd

Crowd of horny Gryffindors: so…what do we do now? * think thoughtfully *

One particularly horny Gryffindor: Wait! I know! HALLELUJAH!

Crowd of horny Gryffindors: =D HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH OH!!! ONE MORE TIME! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELU-* get hit by Frying Pan of Doom 2001 * AWCH!

Meantime (ha! Not mean'while' this time!) An evil pureblood plots

Lucy: * is at Voldie's pink castle * Soon my plan to get rid of HA-er-Mudbloods will be complete! MUAHAHA!

Ghost Books: * arrive with Voldie, tied up and gagged with Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them in his mouth *

Lucy: …Master?

Ghost Books: WE are your knew Masters now! Bow down to us!

Lucy: * bows down to Ghost Books * Masters! Oh evil, wonderful, ghostly Masters!

Ghost Books: We order you to…* get an idea and cackle evilly *

Lucy: * pales * t-to what?

Ghost Books: =D To READ every single one of us! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Lucy: Oh no! MUMMY!!!!!!!


Ever so suddenly a Cliffhanger appeared

Cliffhanger: I am more powerful than any of you! MUAHAHA!

Ghost Books: Are not!

Lucy: Are not!

Cliffhanger: Are too!

Ghost Books: Are not!

Lucy: Are not!

Cliffhanger: Are too!

Ghost Books: Are not!

Lucy: Are not!

Cliffhanger: Are too!

Ghost Books: Are not!

Lucy: Are not!

Cliffhanger: Fine…I will prove it to you

Ghost Books: how?

Cliffhanger: Like….THIS!

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END OF CHAPPY! Hope you enjoyed it. It's about 5 am now and I was hit in the head by a muse!

Next Chapter:

Will HAG escape the 2,398 anti-Hermione fan guys and get her name changed?

Will RedSkyez get her revenge or join the Ghost Books in their plan to be the most Evil?

Will Draco get away from Pansy's luuuurving embrace?

Will Ron finally leave Dumbledore alone after being chased by a tea fanatic?

All this next time on:

Who DID Steal Draco's Frilly, Pink Knickers?!