"Chapter 6"
"TAG!!"
^BEEEP^ Hey there, this is Kagome..........I'm not here. No, I have no life, I'm off hunting shards with that baka Inuyasha. *sighs* I'm NOT bitter........Leave me a message. I'll try to return them all in the small FREAKING HALF HOUR HE LETS ME HAVE! Bye!***BEEEEEP***
^BEEEP^ *sweatdrops* Who is this Kagome? DO you know Kaoru-dono? Anyway, Kagome will please call sessha back so I can figure out who this is? ^BEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ This is Kenshin Himura you've not reached, I am not the Battousai...Really. *YES YOU ARE!* NO I am not....Anyway, please leave this unworthy one a message and sessha will get back to you as soon as he is able. Oro? No Kaoru-dono..........Please don't lose you're temper with Yahiko.... ^BEEEP^
^BEEP^ Uh? Kenshin? This is Kagome..You left a message on my machine and I have no idea who you are. Well, tag, you're it I guess. Call me back and we'll try and figure things out! Bye! ^BEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ Hey there, this is Kagome...I'm not here. No, I have no life, I'm off hunting shards with that baka Inuyasha. *sighs* I'm NOT bitter...Leave me a message. I'll try to return them all in the small FREAKING HALF HOUR HE LETS ME HAVE! Bye! ^BEEEP^
^BEEEEP^ KAGOME! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GUY I HEARD ON YOUR BUTTON THING?! HUH?! AND I GIVE YOU MORE THEN HALF AN HOUR! WHO WAS THAT BASTARD?!?! I'LL KILL HIM FOR EVEN LOOKING AT YOU! ^BEEEP^
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^BEEEP^ This is Kenshin Himura you've not reached, I am not the Battousai.....Really... *YES YOU ARE!* NO I am not.........Anyway, please leave this unworthy one a message and shessha will get back to you as soon as he is able. Oro? No Kaoru-dono...Please don't lose you're temper with Yahiko.... ^BEEEEP*
^BEEEP^ Keeeenshiiiiiin! Who was that girl? Do you love her more then me? T_T Have I lost you to that girl?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO! KENSHIIIIN! Oh, you're in the room.........Kenshin, who was that?! *Uh, that was Kagome-dono She is hunting jewel shards with a hanyou named Inuyasha* Oh...........YOU LOVE HER DON'T YOU?!? *Oro?! @_@'' N-nuh..no Kaoru-dono! I love no one but you! I mean...!* AWWWW.....How CUTE Kenshin! *smooochy sounds are heard* ^BEEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ This is Inuyasha, I ain't here so f*** off. If you're Miroku, I'll kill you when I get back, if you're Sango I'll kill him when I get back, if you're Shippo I'll beat you when I get back, if your Kagome...well...Ahem *can practically HEAR him blushing* Yeah. If you're some sick f*** of a demon, well, yeah...Kill you later. If you're Naraku or my idiot brother, I'll slice you up when I get home. NOW F*** OFF! ^BEEEEP^
^BEEEEP^ INUYASHA! You're SO jealous! I've heard Kikyo on YOUR machine all the time and some guy i don't have any interest calls me and you freak! That KAMI I erased the messages from Kouga-kun. *pouts* Besides, I have no interests except in you. NOW STOP BEING AN IDIOT! ^BEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEP^Oh HI! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER. I'm sure we've got a LOT to catch up on, am I right? Well we can't right now.........Probably cause I'm never home! This is Kagome Higurashi as you know and I'm not here....or I just can't, or won't, get the phone. Talk to you later! ^BEEEP^
^BEEEEEP^ Kenshin here Kagome-dono. All is well here. Kaoru-dono invites you and all your friends over to visit. Goodbye! ^BEEEP^ ^BEEP^ This is me again, the Battousai....I mean, ahehe...........ahem.........Kenshin Himura...I am not going crazy trying to find the phone. I WILL find it..and then I'LL KILL IT FOR MAKING A FOOOOL OUT OF ME! Please leave a message and I will try to call back before I kill the phone. ^BEEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ Hey Kenshin Kagome here. All's good on this side too. Tell Kaoru we'll be over as soon as possible..........well as soon as Inuyasha and I can shower.........find clothes that DON'T smell like se.......I mean...uh..battle? *blushes through the phone* Right, well I'm gonna..uh...oh...Inuyasha! Not while I'm on the phone! Gotta go! Bye! ^BEEEEP^
Author's Notes: HAHAHAH I love that chapter. But please I can't take any of the credit for this wonderful piece of talent. The real credit goes ALL to my friend. She created these and emailed them to me. Isn't she talented??? Review please!
^BEEEP^ Hey there, this is Kagome..........I'm not here. No, I have no life, I'm off hunting shards with that baka Inuyasha. *sighs* I'm NOT bitter........Leave me a message. I'll try to return them all in the small FREAKING HALF HOUR HE LETS ME HAVE! Bye!***BEEEEEP***
^BEEEP^ *sweatdrops* Who is this Kagome? DO you know Kaoru-dono? Anyway, Kagome will please call sessha back so I can figure out who this is? ^BEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ This is Kenshin Himura you've not reached, I am not the Battousai...Really. *YES YOU ARE!* NO I am not....Anyway, please leave this unworthy one a message and sessha will get back to you as soon as he is able. Oro? No Kaoru-dono..........Please don't lose you're temper with Yahiko.... ^BEEEP^
^BEEP^ Uh? Kenshin? This is Kagome..You left a message on my machine and I have no idea who you are. Well, tag, you're it I guess. Call me back and we'll try and figure things out! Bye! ^BEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ Hey there, this is Kagome...I'm not here. No, I have no life, I'm off hunting shards with that baka Inuyasha. *sighs* I'm NOT bitter...Leave me a message. I'll try to return them all in the small FREAKING HALF HOUR HE LETS ME HAVE! Bye! ^BEEEP^
^BEEEEP^ KAGOME! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GUY I HEARD ON YOUR BUTTON THING?! HUH?! AND I GIVE YOU MORE THEN HALF AN HOUR! WHO WAS THAT BASTARD?!?! I'LL KILL HIM FOR EVEN LOOKING AT YOU! ^BEEEP^
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^BEEEP^ This is Kenshin Himura you've not reached, I am not the Battousai.....Really... *YES YOU ARE!* NO I am not.........Anyway, please leave this unworthy one a message and shessha will get back to you as soon as he is able. Oro? No Kaoru-dono...Please don't lose you're temper with Yahiko.... ^BEEEEP*
^BEEEP^ Keeeenshiiiiiin! Who was that girl? Do you love her more then me? T_T Have I lost you to that girl?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO! KENSHIIIIN! Oh, you're in the room.........Kenshin, who was that?! *Uh, that was Kagome-dono She is hunting jewel shards with a hanyou named Inuyasha* Oh...........YOU LOVE HER DON'T YOU?!? *Oro?! @_@'' N-nuh..no Kaoru-dono! I love no one but you! I mean...!* AWWWW.....How CUTE Kenshin! *smooochy sounds are heard* ^BEEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ This is Inuyasha, I ain't here so f*** off. If you're Miroku, I'll kill you when I get back, if you're Sango I'll kill him when I get back, if you're Shippo I'll beat you when I get back, if your Kagome...well...Ahem *can practically HEAR him blushing* Yeah. If you're some sick f*** of a demon, well, yeah...Kill you later. If you're Naraku or my idiot brother, I'll slice you up when I get home. NOW F*** OFF! ^BEEEEP^
^BEEEEP^ INUYASHA! You're SO jealous! I've heard Kikyo on YOUR machine all the time and some guy i don't have any interest calls me and you freak! That KAMI I erased the messages from Kouga-kun. *pouts* Besides, I have no interests except in you. NOW STOP BEING AN IDIOT! ^BEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEP^Oh HI! I haven't talked to you in FOREVER. I'm sure we've got a LOT to catch up on, am I right? Well we can't right now.........Probably cause I'm never home! This is Kagome Higurashi as you know and I'm not here....or I just can't, or won't, get the phone. Talk to you later! ^BEEEP^
^BEEEEEP^ Kenshin here Kagome-dono. All is well here. Kaoru-dono invites you and all your friends over to visit. Goodbye! ^BEEEP^ ^BEEP^ This is me again, the Battousai....I mean, ahehe...........ahem.........Kenshin Himura...I am not going crazy trying to find the phone. I WILL find it..and then I'LL KILL IT FOR MAKING A FOOOOL OUT OF ME! Please leave a message and I will try to call back before I kill the phone. ^BEEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ Hey Kenshin Kagome here. All's good on this side too. Tell Kaoru we'll be over as soon as possible..........well as soon as Inuyasha and I can shower.........find clothes that DON'T smell like se.......I mean...uh..battle? *blushes through the phone* Right, well I'm gonna..uh...oh...Inuyasha! Not while I'm on the phone! Gotta go! Bye! ^BEEEEP^
Author's Notes: HAHAHAH I love that chapter. But please I can't take any of the credit for this wonderful piece of talent. The real credit goes ALL to my friend. She created these and emailed them to me. Isn't she talented??? Review please!